Doctor jokes

100 Best Medical Jokes

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Going to the doctor isn't always the best. However, that doesn't have to be the case. With that in mind, check out the top 66 doctor and medical jokes.

To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don't

After the elderly man’s examination, the doctor said, ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the...

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To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.