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Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Funny, modern and crude cross stitch patterns perfect for beginners. These simple yet hilarious embroidery charts are great for a DIY home decor laugh. Click through to check out more by DodgyStitches. #subversive #crossstitch #funny #embroidery #needlepoint

Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern Funny, Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a minimum today, Dumbfuckery Cross Stitch, Floral Wreath Cross Stitch Pattern number: 268 This PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. Floss: DMC Fabric: AIDA 14-count ( other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size) Number of Colors: 15 Full Cross stitches only Size: 194 x 179 stitches ( 13.86" x 12.79" on 14 ct Aida) There is no background to be stitched. You…

Cross Stitch Kit "I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 7" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.93 x 5.50 inches or 15.06 x 13.97 cm - shown here in a 7" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

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Modern funny cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing and funny decor for your home or great gift for your friend. This pattern is an instant download PDF. 📌 Size: 81w x 91h stitches 📌 Fabric: 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 5.1w x 5.7h inches (12,9w x 14,5h cm). Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size (with Aida 14 - bigger, with Aida 18 - smaller). 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC…