Funny Cross Stitch

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

And lock the door on your way out ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This pattern is 77 stitches wide x 75 stitches high The finished design area on 14 count aida is: 5 1/2 in x 5 3/8 in Number of colors: 4 ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This item is an instant download. The file/link will be sent to your Etsy email address immediately after purchase. You can also access your files in your Etsy purchase history. Download includes: - Easy to read PDF pattern - DMC floss guide While every pattern has its…

This pattern is fan-fucking-tastic! Note: Contains swearing, obviously! A modern cross stitch pattern, perfect for beginners or seasoned stitchers! This cross stitch pattern is designed to be used with a 4” (10cm) embroidery hoop and 14 count aida fabric. I prefer to use Trebla brand embroidery thread, and have included the colour code for Trebla in the pattern. Of course, you can use other brands of thread as you prefer, and I hope the colour description in the pattern helps you pick the…

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 115 x 112 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 8.21 x 8.00 inches or 20.86 x 20.32 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 7.19 x 7.00 inches or 18.26 x 17.78 cm DMC Colors: 8 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern…

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Cross Stitch Kit "I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 7" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.93 x 5.50 inches or 15.06 x 13.97 cm - shown here in a 7" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner