Inappropriate embroidery

Hi Everyone! Our names are Karla and Fabricio and we are Lisbon, Portugal-based creatives behind the Rebordação Handmade Embroidery project. Through our creative embroidery hoop art, our mission is to create “embroideries to make your day a little happier and funny.” From Van Gogh to Britney Spears, many well-known figures are represented in our work.

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Tap into your inner comedian with these funny embroidery designs! Who knew needlepoint could be so entertaining? Embroidery has made a comeback in recent years and with it has come some stitching ideas that are truly hilarious. Some of these designs even feature a couple of expletives. If you have sensitive family members (or kids) […] Read more...

When you think “cross stitch”, you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of needlepoint art in your grandma’s house that says “Home Sweet Home” (boooooring) or an old-style ugly roses stitched on the pillowcase in her living room...

Modern sassy cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing and funny decor for your home. This pattern is an instant download PDF. 📌 Size: 81w x 71h stitches 📌 Fabric: 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 5.1w x 4.4h inches (12,9w x 11,2h cm). Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size (with Aida 14 - bigger, with Aida 18 - smaller). 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC 📌 Colors Required: 9 colors 📌…

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A huge collection of funny embroidery patterns that might make you blush. Click through for a huge list of funny and some vulgar patterns.

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Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!