Police jokes

Get ready for a good laugh with these hilarious police jokes. From traffic stops to funny encounters, these jokes will keep you entertained and brighten your day.
A Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a little old lady for going 10mph on the highway.   As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid.   He leaned down to the old lady’s window... Amigurumi Patterns, Humour, Cop Jokes Police Officer Hilarious, Police Officer Quotes, Cop Jokes, Police Jokes, Cops Humor, Old Lady Humor, Senior Humor

The police officer laughed when the old lady said this!

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be. “Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma’am?” “No, I do not,” she replied sweetly. “You were...

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A man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officer

As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat. Looking at the driver he asked, “Sir, do you have a good reason for needing all those large knives?” Smiling, the driver said, “Why yes, I juggle them.” Realizing the officer was giving him a...

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William McKean