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![It's So Hard To Be A Saint In The City](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/ufwhro6fivcoftudxdui.jpg)
It's So Hard To Be A Saint In The City
This piece was originally published in the January 1989 issue of the long-defunct PhillySport Magazine. It is reprinted here with permission of the author. ...
![Tanzania's Goat Races Are Decadent And Depraved](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/1314527183812442767.gif)
Tanzania's Goat Races Are Decadent And Depraved
Slumgoat Millionaire lost his first race at the Dar es Salaam Charity Goat Races. While the “owners” (sponsors, really) were standing in the corral at the center of the small racetrack, one of the MCs asked Slumgoat’s patron if he knew the rules....
![Dear Jon Stewart: Thanks For The Ride, Motherfucker](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/1310040991653395045.jpg)
Dear Jon Stewart: Thanks For The Ride, Motherfucker
Good day to you, Jon Stewart. I never thought my first Dear Jon letter would explode with expletives, but ever since you, puckish fake newsman, hit what used to be called the small screen with your volcanic potty mouth and flagrant disregard for FCC regulations, you managed to disable just about eve...