![ESPN Switches To "Future Hall of Famers"-Based Scoring System](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y50j1ddjtjpg.jpg)
ESPN Switches To "Future Hall of Famers"-Based Scoring System
There you have it. And please don't turn the comments into a RoFlaWa.*...
![Peeping Tom Peeps In On MMA Fighter, Doesn't Peep So Good No More](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y5iacjk9ijpg.jpg)
Peeping Tom Peeps In On MMA Fighter, Doesn't Peep So Good No More
A pervert snuck onto a couple's patio and tried to videotape them. The male half of that couple, a part-time MMA fighter, took exception, which he expressed via fists. As you probably guessed, that's the pervert, in his "after" pose....
![Canadian Porn Ads Teach Valuable Lesson About Truth in Advertising](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Canadian Porn Ads Teach Valuable Lesson About Truth in Advertising
These have nothing to do with sports, but they're extremely funny and today is somewhat slow, so there. Pretty SFW, but you should be at home on a Sunday evening anyway. Your family misses you....
![Racist English Footballer May Be Out of a Job](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5b837mpjnkjpg.jpg)
Racist English Footballer May Be Out of a Job
Leicester City defender Wayne Brown's vocal support of Britain's all-white BNP party and racist tirade proved so unpopular with teammates, he was suspended for a recent semi-final loss, and his future with the team is now in doubt. Makes sense....
![Eastern Conference Finals Game One Open Thread](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y50j2hxwwjpg.jpg)
Eastern Conference Finals Game One Open Thread
Boston, still unsatiated despite drinking the very soul of the City of Cleveland, takes on those sweep-happy Magic, led by legendary playoff warrior Vince Carter. This one kicks off...NOW!...
![MLB Civil Rights Game Gets Blacked Out](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y58f91d7bjpg.jpg)
MLB Civil Rights Game Gets Blacked Out
At least in Memphis, home to both the inaugural game and the National Civil Rights Museum....
![Mountain <em>Ew</em>!: High School Softball Coach Makes Players Drink Soda From a Shoe](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y5aeac3zsjpg.jpg)
Mountain <em>Ew</em>!: High School Softball Coach Makes Players Drink Soda From a Shoe
The incident occurred, naturally, at a team slumber party. The drinkers of the unholy union of Drs. Pepper and Scholls had all struck out during a recent game. The coach has since apologized. Also apologizing? Me, for that headline....
![Don't Forget to Send In Your Photos and Videos of Preakness Debauchery](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5b818qdi0njpg.jpg)
Don't Forget to Send In Your Photos and Videos of Preakness Debauchery
Unlimited drinks for $20 means, at the very least, someone's got a picture of a jockey being tossed around like a beach ball against his fiery little will....
![Head of English Soccer Says Spain and Russia Are Trying to Bribe World Cup Referees](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5b6vszje3qjpg.jpg)
Head of English Soccer Says Spain and Russia Are Trying to Bribe World Cup Referees
Lord Triesman made the claim during a conversation with his ex-mistress, which she happened to be secretly recording. Between Triesman and Gordon Brown, prominent British officials should go ahead and just assume all their private tirades are being taped....
![One-Eyed Funnyman Steve Nash Responds to Phil Jackson's "Nash Carries the Ball" Dig](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5b8mxv1nksjpg.jpg)
One-Eyed Funnyman Steve Nash Responds to Phil Jackson's "Nash Carries the Ball" Dig
"I've never heard anyone accuse me of carrying it...I mean, the best coach in the league, Gregg Popovich, didn't have a problem with it last week." Bam! Man, I can't wait until this series actually starts, sometime in mid-June....
![Coach Unaware He's Mimicking Dance Squad's Every Move](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0y50iwm73pjpg.jpg)
Coach Unaware He's Mimicking Dance Squad's Every Move
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....
![It Was a Long Day For Oregon's LeGarrette Blount](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bn7s813xwjpg.jpg)
It Was a Long Day For Oregon's LeGarrette Blount
Here's Blount enjoying what most of us would consider a decent Saturday - relaxing with the family, watching sports on t.v. Difference is, most of us weren't being shown on national television, waiting for a draft call that never came....
![Angels Closer Brian Fuentes, Living The Dream](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bnlldb8ccjpg.jpg)
Angels Closer Brian Fuentes, Living The Dream
From CBS Sports' Fantasy News site. Thanks to the number of you who sent this in....
![Lawrence Taylor Doesn't Recall Much From His Draft Day](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bnxfkzm5bjpg.jpg)
Lawrence Taylor Doesn't Recall Much From His Draft Day
Which he blames on the 41 beers he says he drank (in fairness, they were Coors Lights). I wonder what he's drunk on in this video?:...
![Jose Canseco Particularly Concerned With Government-Ordered Extermination](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0ygmtnyyf0jpg.jpg)
Jose Canseco Particularly Concerned With Government-Ordered Extermination
Canseco, never one to filter his thoughts on Twitter, outdid himself this week. Sure, it's all likely part of some desperate attempt to drum up publicity, but...uh...damn. You're welcome, I guess. High(?)lights below:...
![Jason Campbell Traded to the Raiders, LenDale White and Leon Washington Go to the Seahawks](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bp2v6x1oapng.png)
Jason Campbell Traded to the Raiders, LenDale White and Leon Washington Go to the Seahawks
Said Campbell to ESPN: "I talked to [Al] Davis, and he... wants me to help their team to a new level." Presumably Davis meant the 9th level, so he can take over for Lucifer in a frozen lake of ice....
![New 49er Taylor Mays Implies Pete Carroll Broke Some Sort of Vague Promise to Draft Him](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bnzenoi7ljpg.jpg)
New 49er Taylor Mays Implies Pete Carroll Broke Some Sort of Vague Promise to Draft Him
The second rounder on Carroll's decision to take Texas's Earl Thomas over him with Seattle's 14th pick: "I understand it's a business, but with it being a business, you have to be honest." Wait, isn't that bill still being debated?...
![Caps' Player Removes Own Tooth](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Caps' Player Removes Own Tooth
After catching a stick in the maw during Friday's game against the Habs, Eric Belanger performed a little self-dentistry. He then entered into a gentleman's agreement with Kevin Kennedy to divvy up our girlfriends....
![Last Night's Winner: Ex-MLB Managers Who Take Down Nutjobs on Planes](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f0ygexd9cyfjpg.jpg)
Last Night's Winner: Ex-MLB Managers Who Take Down Nutjobs on Planes
In sports, everyone is a winner - some people just win better than others. Like former Red Sox and Rangers skip (and current Rays broadcaster) Kevin Kennedy, whose moustache isn't the only part of him that kicks ass....
![Old People: Still Not Listenin'](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5bouz4r2xqjpg.jpg)
Old People: Still Not Listenin'
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day...