![The Zinedine Zidane Headbutt Statue Is A Powerful Homage To French Defeat](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/180o01tzrxjgdjpg.jpg)
The Zinedine Zidane Headbutt Statue Is A Powerful Homage To French Defeat
You've probably heard by now that France - a country that Lady Liberty would tell you knows from great statues - has unveiled one of the world's finest tributes to tantrums. The pair of 16-foot resin figures outside the Pompidou Center depict everyone's favorite soccer violence blooper: Zinedine Zid...
![Michigan State Coaches Say Ohio State Gave Them Selectively Edited Game Tape](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/180nssee6vjhhjpg.jpg)
Michigan State Coaches Say Ohio State Gave Them Selectively Edited Game Tape
After Ohio State beat Michigan State today 17-16, the Spartans coaches' bellies ached loudly enough that reporters heard them and wrote that Michigan State's coaches were upset with Ohio State's coaches. Apparently the game film that Ohio State provided in advance of their game was not up to Big Ten...
![Hugo Chavez's Opposition In Venezuela Lampoons Him As An Egomaniacal Pitcher](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Hugo Chavez's Opposition In Venezuela Lampoons Him As An Egomaniacal Pitcher
In case you haven't been paying close attention to your South American politics for the past 14 years, you might be surprised to find that Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's cult-of-personality president, is facing a stiff re-election challenge on Oct. 7. Basically Chavez has presided over a widespread melt...
![Texas A&M Quarterback Johnny Manziel Set An SEC Record For Offense Today Against Arkansas](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/180n4t2fciljgjpg.jpg)
Texas A&M Quarterback Johnny Manziel Set An SEC Record For Offense Today Against Arkansas
Sorry, Hogs fans, this is no joke. Texas A&M's Johnny Manziel—a.k.a. Johnny Football—racked up an SEC record 557 yards of total offense in A&M's thorough dismantling of Arkansas today. He was as busy today as the Aggie who kept trying to slam the revolving door....
![This Week's Sign Of The Apocalypse](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/180mjbs8e18q4jpg.jpg)
This Week's Sign Of The Apocalypse
For nearly two decades now, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to head off the end of times, but declines to quietly cede to SI the scoop on the biggest event in world history....
![Tim Keown's Story On Joe Mauer Wants Minnesota To Get Bent](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17zydcez797zxjpg.jpg)
Tim Keown's Story On Joe Mauer Wants Minnesota To Get Bent
You're probably used to this sort of subtle cudgel being twirled at cities like New York and Boston, which tend to chew through their heroes just as quickly as they can exalt them. But Tim Keown's piece in the current issue of ESPN The Pulp-Based Periodical is one of the rare stories that quietly ri...
![Beer of the Week: Double D Blonde](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17zy5h82h3pyjjpg.jpg)
Beer of the Week: Double D Blonde
Once we get past the name of Double D Blonde, the wheaty, quick-drinking blonde ale out of Oregon's Hop Valley Brewing Company, you can appreciate it as a hoppy little number that won't offend you, won't overwhelm you. It's lager-golden and keg-ready at 20 IBU and 4.9 percent abv. It has a sharp not...
![Old Dominion QB Taylor Heinicke Threw For 730 Yards Today, A D-I Record](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17zxtcelzd16zjpg.jpg)
Old Dominion QB Taylor Heinicke Threw For 730 Yards Today, A D-I Record
Today in Norfolk, Va., a freakin' sophomore quarterback named Taylor Heinicke threw a football 79 times to lead Old Dominion past New Hampshire 64-61. His receivers caught 55 of those passes. Between Heinicke and those receivers, they moved the ball 730 yards via the air. That ridiculous number is a...
![Sign Of The Apocalypse](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17zxggiggcvj3jpg.jpg)
Sign Of The Apocalypse
For nearly two decades now, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to head off the end of times, but declines to quietly cede to SI the scoop on the biggest event in world history....
![Beer Of The Week: Hoptimus Prime](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17z8thnjil7fmjpg.jpg)
Beer Of The Week: Hoptimus Prime
The further we get from the '80s, the less defensible the hero-toys look. G.I. Joes might've delivered creepily timed PSAs - oh, don't mind Doc hanging around outside your bathroom window, kiddos - but in setting up a reflexively force-oriented response to terroristic threats probably helped set the...
![Arkansas' Season-Long Nightmare Is In Full Swing](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17z8f9j2pigpfjpg.jpg)
Arkansas' Season-Long Nightmare Is In Full Swing
Against Arkansas today, Alabama covered the over (51 points) without allowing Arkansas to score. This is a difficult thing to accomplish. Vegas didn't see it coming - the last line I saw was Arkansas +20.5 - but at least two Razorbacks fans knew this one was going to be the college football equivale...
![Deadspin's Sign Of The Apocalypse](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17z7xwpy7e9rsjpg.jpg)
Deadspin's Sign Of The Apocalypse
For nearly two decades now, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to head off the end of times, but declines to quietly cede to SI the scoop on the biggest event in world history....
![Beer of the Week: 1488 Premium Whisky Beer](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17yjdr1cgh6p2jpg.jpg)
Beer of the Week: 1488 Premium Whisky Beer
The first time I tried a beer that had been aged in whiskey casks was in Scotland, at some Edinburgh pub where I'd asked for something tasty and local. The barkeep brought me an Innis & Gunn, instantly melting my brain. It was like the love child of ale and brown liquor, and possibly the only settin...
![Denard Robinson Had More Offense Than Michigan's Offense Today](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17yj3iw5ociv8jpg.jpg)
Denard Robinson Had More Offense Than Michigan's Offense Today
Some stock car named Denard Robinson suited up for Michigan today and accomplished more offense than the entire Michigan offense. This sounds impossible but it is not. Like the American financial system, college football's statistics attribute success to individual performance while collectivizing t...
![Weekend Read: D Magazine on Young Tony Romo](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17yitij5ip2vfjpg.jpg)
Weekend Read: D Magazine on Young Tony Romo
Tony Romo, who is 32 and in his prime as an NFL quarterback, comes from an altogether different era. That's all I can draw from the current issue of D Magazine, in which Peter Simek drills down into a single high-school game to explain Romo's ascent from small-town jock-of-all-trades to a guy with t...
![Washington Sports Site Insists LSU Will "Massacre" Huskies By Five Or Six Touchdowns](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17yiaxtli771hjpg.jpg)
Washington Sports Site Insists LSU Will "Massacre" Huskies By Five Or Six Touchdowns
Well, isn't this refreshing: A news outlet eschewing all pretense of attaboy optimism, predicting instead that a Vegas line of a three-touchdown beatdown for the home team really ought to be a five-touchdown curbstomping....
![Deadspin's Sign of the Apocalypse](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17yi0v5pssut7jpg.jpg)
Deadspin's Sign of the Apocalypse
It was with no small degree of concern that Deadspin noted the lack of a Sign of the Apocalypse in this week's Sports Illustrated. Until August, the magazine had been chronicling the demise of Western civilization via sports news of the weird at least as far back as 1993, when it noted that "David C...
![In Shocking Revelation, Some USC Trojans May Have Received Freebies](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17xtfndtf0chhjpg.jpg)
In Shocking Revelation, Some USC Trojans May Have Received Freebies
The Los Angeles Times appears to have stumbled into your USC athlete graft scandal du jour when it plumbed the records of a former county appraiser and found that he'd been shoveling money at a couple of Trojans....
![Beer And Game Pairing: Hell Or High Watermelon With Bowling Green At Florida](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17xt7rr4kf1uijpg.jpg)
Beer And Game Pairing: Hell Or High Watermelon With Bowling Green At Florida
Fruit and beer have an uneasy relationship, much like Gators fans and Florida sucking. Yet here we are, in 2012, and just as I'm watching this unsteady SEC power flail against some team called Bowling Green, I'm also enjoying the seasonal release Hell or High Watermelon by the San Francisco brewery ...
![Franco Harris Brought A Cardboard Joe Paterno To Beaver Stadium Today](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17xsunf42o5j6jpg.jpg)
Franco Harris Brought A Cardboard Joe Paterno To Beaver Stadium Today
Franco Harris may be able to pick a wobbly incompletion from just above the turf, but he doesn't know how to pick his battles. His insistence on becoming the alpha Joe Paterno apologist rings with the dregs of denial: "He played such a minor part in this." Aaaaand now he's dragging JoePa's cardboard...