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Baseball Season Won't Die
While the season is over for Schlongoria and company, there's still a bit of business left to settle in the AL Central before the playoffs start....
![Flyers Fans Scuffle In Jersey, Stab Each Other In Philly](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5icha8876hjpg.jpg)
Flyers Fans Scuffle In Jersey, Stab Each Other In Philly
Some Flyers and Devils fans got into it after last night's game, and somebody was good enough to record it. Later, an uglier situation developed back in Philadelphia where a brawl led to a stabbing....
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Rex's Jets Have Their Hands Full In New Orleans
The four late games are underway, including the marquee match up between the Jets and Saints. Oh, and the Bengals and Browns have finally come to a merciful conclusion....
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Rumeal Robinson Does Not Sound Like Good People
The former NBA player and University of Michigan star screwed his adoptive mother out of her house at 2 Rumeal Robinson Place. [Wicked Local via The Sporting Blog]...
![Derek Mason Stands On His Head In New England](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5icl8a5ts7jpg.jpg)
Derek Mason Stands On His Head In New England
Mason held on for the game's first touchdown despite landing on his head. However fellow Raven Jared Gaither was not as fortunate. The tackle was carted off the field after suffering an apparent neck injury....
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More Trouble In Lawrence, Morningstar Suspended
Already on high alert after last week's fight between the football and basketball teams, Kansas coach Bill Self waisted little time suspending Brady Morningstar after the starting guard's DWI arrest. [ESPN, Image]...
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Boomer Promotes 'Breast Awareness Sunday'
I think Chris Berman might have left out a pretty crucial word in there somewhere. Oh well, the important thing is the awareness. And it's on display all over the league....
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Good Interview, Lofty Interview
Peter King makes "a stupid amount of money." Not that he isn't worth it or anything. But really, he doesn't want to talk about it. [Wall Street Journal]...
![Dodgers Clinch, Tigers and Twins Go to the Wire](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f11o81rgxxhjpg.jpg)
Dodgers Clinch, Tigers and Twins Go to the Wire
Manny Ramirez and JIM THOME celebrated after Los Angeles locked up the National League West on the eve of the season's final day. Meanwhile 162 games may not be enough to settle the AL Central....
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Eli Manning Signed His Work In Dallas
That's Eli Manning's signature on a column in the Cowboys Stadium's visitors locker room according to an NBCDFW user....
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The Deadspin Pub Opens For Chelsea and Liverpool
Chelsea and Liverpool are set to kick off the weekend's spotlight match at Stamford Bridge. Elsewhere Real Madrid faces their toughest test to date in La Liga against Sevilla....
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Monday Night Football Makes Brett Favre Horny
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap....
![Bruntlett's Unassisted Triple Play Closes Out the Mets](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f12fcq079vrjpg.jpg)
Bruntlett's Unassisted Triple Play Closes Out the Mets
The Mets rallied off of Phillies closer Brad Lidge in the bottom of the ninth, only to watch Jeff Francoeur line out to Eric Bruntett. The second baseman stepped on second and tagged Daniel Murphy to end the game....
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Malignaggi Is Not Holding Anything Back
Paulie Malignaggi lost a controversial decision last night in Houston, and he spoke his mind in the post-fight interview. The jist of which was basically, "boxing is full of shit." Then things got explicit....
![Florida Is Number One, And It Isn't Close](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f12c0d5ru4cjpg.jpg)
Florida Is Number One, And It Isn't Close
The preseason AP College Football Poll has been released, and the Florida Gators are number one in the nation, by the widest margin in the poll's history....
![Moving Jerry's Big TV Wouldn't Be Cheap](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5j9f3u8nbejpg.jpg)
Moving Jerry's Big TV Wouldn't Be Cheap
According to Chris Mortensen's source with the Cowboys, raising the 72' high video screen would cost a minimum of $2 million (or 33,333 pizzas). No worries, Jerry Jones was already considering raising it to accommodate a U2 concert. [ESPN]...
![Ochocinco Wants to Fight Berto, WBC Champ Guarantees A Beating](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f12fmla61afjpg.jpg)
Ochocinco Wants to Fight Berto, WBC Champ Guarantees A Beating
Chad Ochocinco has spent a few months of his off-season time training in boxing gyms, and now he's talking about launching a pro career. He's gone so far as to call out WBC Welterweight champion Andre Berto....
![Michael Beasley Photographed With A Questionable Baggie](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j5j9l0zrfljjpg.jpg)
Michael Beasley Photographed With A Questionable Baggie
Heat forward Michael Beasley took to Twitter on Friday to show off his "Super Cool Beas" tattoo. It wasn't long before people took notice of the suspicious bag next to the remote. This all feels oddly familiar. [Sports by Brooks]...
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Return Of the Deadspin Pub
The pub reopens on the heels of Jozy Altidore's inspired Premier League debut in the season's second weekend. Read on for yesterday's results and today's featured match, the West London derby between Chelsea and Fulham....
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Fisticuffs In New York: Mets Fan Gets Soaked, Dropped
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