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Can I Fuck To My Friend's Band?Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re talking about mercy rules, Jason Statham, baseball, cereal, bad roommates, and more....

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And Now, A Modern Drug Deal Gone WrongToday, we’re talking about drugs, buffets, shitty NFL stock music, and more....

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

The scene is good. In case you missed it, have a gander below at the now-infamous scene from the new Paul Rudd show Living With Myself where Tom Brady strolls out of a massage parlor:...

This Post Could Give You Just The Spark You Needed

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What Is The Best Minimum-Wage Job?

Today, we’re talking about napkins, doctors, baseball, stadium food storage methods, and more....

Crumbs At The Bottom Of The Cereal Bag, Ranked

(NOTE: Only ranked by how these perform in a bowl with milk. If you wanna use them as an ingredient in some nouveau dessert brittle, that’s a different list.)...

The Onside Kick Is Dead. Here’s How To Fix It.

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