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![Oh right, Gregg Berhalter returns to USMNT this weekend](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/009fee9cf41421c9788690ec6d53d09a.jpg)
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Ryan Fitzpatrick is Caine in ‘Kung Fu’
Grabbag style today, as not a whole lot going on last night. ...
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Check Out The Wheels On This Pumpkin Thief
Yesterday, D.C. writer Topher Mathews posted about the pumpkin on his doorstep. Specifically, he posted about how someone had stolen his pumpkin. It happens all the time! However, I have to say that I am pretty sure most pumpkin thefts are not this funny....
![Are You Ready To Be Entertained By A Squash Rally?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/xxvndhnfteuifveqq3ua.jpg)
Are You Ready To Be Entertained By A Squash Rally?
In recent years we’ve blogged more regularly about squash as something to roast, but I offer you this recent snippet for you to determine whether you’d rather eat it, watch it or neither....
![Spaghetti Squash Is Fantastic, So Long As You Don't Turn It Into Spaghetti](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/tgcvw95rg97mqar3akeg.png)
Spaghetti Squash Is Fantastic, So Long As You Don't Turn It Into Spaghetti
Nothing will make you appreciate the amazing chew of delicious pasta quite like substituting the sad, overmatched strands of spaghetti squash. Awful....
![How To Roast Butternut Squash, Which Is Phallic And Fantastic](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/eoaw4rqsattjeyveov2u.jpg)
How To Roast Butternut Squash, Which Is Phallic And Fantastic
There's the versatility of, say, a boneless, skinless chicken breast—it tastes bland and uninteresting pretty much no matter what you do with it, so it "goes" with everything, like gustatory khaki—and then there's the versatility of the butternut squash, which is so outrageously goddamn good that yo...
![The Squash Tournament Of Champions Is Underway, And That's Why You're Late For Your Train](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18cgjpt8eiq3ujpg.jpg)
The Squash Tournament Of Champions Is Underway, And That's Why You're Late For Your Train
Grand Central Terminal in New York City is once again consumed with sports spectators as we approach the final day of the J.P. Morgan Tournament of Champions, a competition to determine the world's best squash player. The glass cage in Vanderbilt Hall has become an annual pilgrimage site for avid f...
![Trinity's Obnoxious 13-Year Squash Winning Streak Is Finally Over, Thanks To Obnoxious Yalies](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Trinity's Obnoxious 13-Year Squash Winning Streak Is Finally Over, Thanks To Obnoxious Yalies
The longest and most annoying win streak in the history of college sports is finally over. The Yale men's squash team defeated Trinity College 5-4 last night, ending the team's 13-year, 252-match undefeated streak that will be remembered for reminding us, approximately once a year, that squash is ...
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When The World-Record Holder For The Hardest-Hit Squash Ball Drills You In The Back, It Will Leave A Hole (Video)
Cameron Pilley is a native of Australia who is currently the 16th-ranked squash player in the world. Last week, he set a world record for hitting a squash ball, variously reported at 173 or 175 miles per hour, depending on whether you believe this or what Pilley had to say in the video (not that it ...
![Greatest Squash Photo Ever Photoshop Contest Was Kind Of Lame](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j57aul2jkkijpg.jpg)
Greatest Squash Photo Ever Photoshop Contest Was Kind Of Lame
But this one produced a minor chuckle. So congratulations to commenter "Achiever" for earning his gold star. Please send me your real life info so we can also send you shit from our desk. Email is [email protected]. Use it....
![The Greatest Photo Ever Taken At A Squash Match](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18j57clq1a8d3jpg.jpg)
The Greatest Photo Ever Taken At A Squash Match
The Hartford Courant's Rich Messina snapped this wonderful photo of last year's controversial squash championship, where Trinity's Baset Chaudry knocked off Yale's Kenneth Chan and then proceeded to act like the most vile human being on the planet after his victory....
![Squash Players Are Just The Worst](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Squash Players Are Just The Worst
Have you seen the trash-talking squash player video? It so matches the intensity of football or basketball that I almost wish those sports had never been invented so I wouldn't have to see squash players acting like such goons....
![Ivy League Squash Is Serious Business](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/18f10oxdu03qyjpg.jpg)
Ivy League Squash Is Serious Business
Harvard's big squash match at Dartmouth was livened up by some rowdy Big Green fans, and now Crimson supporters are crying homophobia and antisemitism. But wait until you read about what must be the most innocuous Jewish stereotype ever....