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![There Are Only Two Acceptable Wedding Dress Codes](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/ankqvhkuyqz01uu98sz6.png)
![Of Course The NCAA Had To Clarify Whether Virginia's Kyle Guy Could Have A Wedding Registry](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/zlohep4mqh8g3eixhxsi.jpg)
![The Case For Having A Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Party](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/fdrqmb2qofdrzgp47ctb.jpg)
The Case For Having A Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Party
If you’ve been dreaming of strippers and penis-shaped candy since puberty, clear it with your soon-to-be-spouse (both the specific plans and your marriage priorities) and party on. But allow me to make the case for a combined celebration—yes, a bachelor/bachelorette party wherein the groom and bride...
![I'm Getting Married, And I Don't Know What My Name Will Be](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/pv33r8ozisrqlo3dac3m.png)
I'm Getting Married, And I Don't Know What My Name Will Be
Shortly after I got engaged a coworker told me a story about a friend of his. Or maybe it was a friend of a friend, or a cousin, or an allegory. Point is, there was this lady and she was marrying a man with the same last name as hers. While it’s somewhat common and even encouraged in other cultures,...
![This Toronto Raptors Executive Had An Extremely Tight Wedding](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/fznhw2y3h9fcd9fceuzi.png)
This Toronto Raptors Executive Had An Extremely Tight Wedding
I’m fully aware of the fact that rich people’s ridiculous weddings get written up in places like Vogue precisely because non-rich people will read sentences like, “Everyone gently retrieved their seat assignments from sphagnum moss falling from the boughs of a weeping cherry tree” and go, “Whaaaaaaa...
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I Lost Almost 50 Pounds, But Not My Inhibitions
So I’m standing in line at Taco Bell sometime in the early 2000s, and up at the counter they’ve got a TV showing us security-camera footage of ourselves, and that’s how I catch sight of the hulking, disheveled, terrifying man looming directly behind me. He is the size of 3.5 normal people, even in t...
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Has An American President Ever Watched Porn In The Oval Office?
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![How To Be A Gracious And Fun Wedding Date](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/1455014151979148103.jpg)
How To Be A Gracious And Fun Wedding Date
Fifteen years ago, signing up to be someone’s wedding date might have only meant giving up a couple of hours of your life. You would go to a short ceremony at a neighborhood church followed by a rubbery chicken dinner nearby. You might have had to awkwardly dance to “Shout!” with strangers, but knew...
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What If Roger Goodell Were President?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering taco enemas, board games, wiping, and more....
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Matt Stafford Traveled Through Time To 2005 And Got Married
Lions quarterback Matt Stafford got married over the weekend—congratulations to the happy couple!—and based on pictures that were taken at the event, it appears that he and his wedding party managed to travel through time and hold the ceremony in 2005, the last time trucker hats were a thing....
![How To Talk About God, And Your Wedding, With Your Future In-Laws](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/kyrfue7tbqw4lsq4urqv.jpg)
How To Talk About God, And Your Wedding, With Your Future In-Laws
This past June, I got married. It was one of the best days of my life, and I hope to never have to experience it again. As anyone who has been through one knows, weddings are a deeply magical experience festooned with deeply unmagical questions: inside or outside? Who pays for what? Is beet salad ...
![Confused Bo Pelini Will Take A Picture With You On Your Wedding Day](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Confused Bo Pelini Will Take A Picture With You On Your Wedding Day
It's unclear whether these two lucky kids are Nebraska fans, but it's possible they are. I mean look at Pelini's face, he does not share their enthusiasm. His distant gaze doesn't necessarily say "fuck you, fans. Fuck all of you," but there is a healthy dose of consternation. ...
![Dwyane Wade's Save-The-Date Video Is Just As Corny As Everyone Else's](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Dwyane Wade's Save-The-Date Video Is Just As Corny As Everyone Else's
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are getting married on August 30, and TMZ got its hands on the save-the-date video that the couple sent to potential guests. If anything, this is evidence that the gap between Wade and Union and a typical thirty-something suburban couple isn't as wide as you might thi...