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So and so got ____ number of yards and so and so did such. Shame none of these numbers matter.

I still can't get over this...

Imagine if he wasn't 15 years past his prime!

Awesome league, Goodell.

mono, d4, I appreciate that you guys have your own little st storylines and also have some boring feud going on atm but can you guys keep that going via visitor messages (or better yet pms). I'm trying to keep this thread at a high level so if you have nothing of substance to add seek another thread. asamof if ur reading this now, could you guys delete your posts ITT on your way out, thanks.

I expected this to be popular opinion.

So I really think everyone here who thinks these numbers are anything less than bogus should really think about altering their position before things snap back to normal and they look like the "its because they juice the ball" or "its because of these new bats they make out of hickory and maplewood" retards from when Bonds head was swelling to the size of a pumpkin.

Shit, what am I saying...if anything like that ever happens Rog will just outlaw sacks.

Anyways, another 480 for Brady. 13, you on notice. Be prepped for your photo op in the Kraft Booth when this charade is over. Probably around week 8 in Pittsburgh. Christ.

In a game thread:

You'd think that was ridiculous, but for instance "The Catch" happened on a third and three with :58 seconds left...how much more awesome would that play have been if he had done the smart thing and beaned the Gatorade Cooler instead?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to NFL 2011.

Wow, I've never seen two teams compile so many meaningless stats. Amazing.

Whats the record for most meaningless stats compiled in one game?

I'm just glad they fixed the flailing ratings of this league. I mean they were threatening to fall from a dominant ratings position to number 1 with a bullet status.

Well, we just had a record for most meaningless stats compiled in one game. About 1100 different stats total...none of which mean a thing. Fun to watch tho. I guess.

Thanks for reiterating your opinion. Your familiar assertions that the section is "unjustifiable" and "pointless clutter" are belied by the facts. Once again, Vass (2007) establishes the collective notability of the category and its relevance to the notion of the perfect game. In addition, the descriptions of each of the individual games described in the category cite in addition to boxscores, secondary sources that affirm that specific game's notability and relevance to the perfect game.

Simms:

When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open.

But this isn't about mono or anyone its about the fraudulence of this era.

Some other odds and ends:

  • Next time someone point out...He's a good QB a pro bowler in any era most likely but here you got a 5'9 weak armed guy dropping 4800 yard seasons like its nothing year after year for a half decade. And you don't notice something is up? gmafb Brees schtick
  • I kept wondering how it happened that a lot of people take these records mildly seriously. I think I've figured it out. 15 year old kids era schtick is part of the explanation

And so I was right...afuckingain...I would get tired of this if it wasn't so much fucking fun.

mono's one post from saying "three rings, faggot"

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