Good Friday afternoon in New York City, where you can take a Ramones boat to the Rockaways.
Here's what else is happening:
- Police say that an MTA bus driver hit and killed a woman in Queens and then fled the scene earlier this month.
- Kamala Harris and JD Vance have put forth dueling pitches to expand the child tax credit.
- JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon told PBS he thinks the United States could get its debt under control by raising taxes on people making more than $1 million a year.
- Donald Trump said in a financial disclosure form that he's made $300,000 from selling branded Bibles.
- Andrew Cuomo has a mystery apartment somewhere in New York City.
- In a meeting at the Vatican, the Pope reminded Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos not to take life too seriously.
- Elsewhere in Rome, rat and snake infestations have become a problem.
- The doctor says don't forget to wash your belly button.
- North Jersey sounds annoying.
- And finally, washboard abs: