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Shut Up (Literally, You're Too Loud): Michigan's Drunkest Cities
Several southeast Michigan cities made infotainment website's list of the booziest places in the state.
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No one’s judging, but if you feel like this, you may be spending too much time in one of Michigan’s drunkest cities. (Photo by KBoneva/Flickr)
You may need a tall glass of water and a triple dose of extra-strength aspirin — that “hair of the dog” thing is kind of tricky — for this one.
Oh, the humanity.
RoadSnacks looked at the number of available places to buy booze and how often people talk about drinking, drunk tweets, and more scientific data like divorce rates,to come up with its list of The Drunkest Cities in Michigan.
Here are the Top 10:
- Traverse City
- Mount Clemens
- Ferndale
- Muskegon
- Benton Harbor
- Kalamazoo
- Escanaba
- Flint
- Grand Haven
- Bay City
Several southeast Michigan communities also made the list, including:
Rochester, No. 14; Clawson, No. 16; Royal Oak, No. 20; Birmingham, No. 22; Fenton, No. 24; Farmington and Wyandotte, tie for No. 27; Berkley, No. 31; St. Clair Shores, No. 51; Trenton, No.55; Novi, No. 67; Troy, No. 70; Grosse Pointe Park, No. 72; Dearborn, No. 79; New Baltimore, No. 84; and Rochester Hills, No. 26.
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