Hope Quotes
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“Are they all in the crotch? OMG THEY ARE.”
— Hope
3 Oct 2013
79
“I only eat white foods.”
— Hope
1 Oct 2013
15
“I had a container in my backpack but it exploded.”
— Hope
30 Sep 2013
9
“You’re gonna smell like a dude’s armpit.”
— Hope
29 Sep 2013
6
“I’m having gun problems!! I should stop roiding it up.”
— Hope
27 Sep 2013
4
“Thanks suga mama.”
— Hope
19 Sep 2013
6
“YOLO. That’s gonna be on people’s tombstones.”
— Hope
18 Sep 2013
3
“The Burt’s Bees? Did I lick it? Yeah. Like multiple times. Like, upwards of five times.”
— Hope
17 Sep 2013
2
“Flaccid. People should use that word more often.”
— Hope
16 Sep 2013
3
“Scalp herpes. Scherpes.”
— Hope
12 Sep 2013
2
“I don’t want no pube wigs. I can use it as a toupé.”
— Hope
11 Sep 2013
1
“Simba'ed myself.”
— Hope
10 Sep 2013
Hope:
this is weird. Who would buy this?
Me:
you!
Hope:
I bought five of them.
9 Sep 2013
2
“Sisterhood of the traveling drawer.”
— Hope
8 Sep 2013
2
“Am I a baby?”
— Hope
7 Sep 2013
2
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