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"All I could focus on was how quiet the library was, and how everyone might hear him turn me down..."
“My bully became a professional football player in the NFL. I get to watch him on TV now. Yay.”
"One doesn’t matter much at all; the other is the thing that matters most of all..."
"They wanted me to suffer, and they took it so far that my company's legal, HR, and security teams even got involved..."
When you're on your own, you get the freedom to roam, discover new artists, and uncover hidden gems, all at your own pace.
"To outsiders, we were drug-obsessed, selfish, deadbeat jerks. That's so not true! We respect the space and each other. We offer water, even tampons, to each other. We look out for one another."
"Back then, I didn't see myself living past my late 20s. ... I'm glad I stuck it out."
I've long wondered who the hell is even attending Coachella and how they can even afford it. So, this year, I decided to ask around...
It's intimidating to talk to strangers on public transportation, but approaching them with interest in what they were reading broke down any barriers.
Only three fans I met were able to buy tickets through the original sale. Everyone else got theirs through resale — the average price paid was almost $700.
"His act of kindness changed her week. And in that moment, he changed my life — that was when I knew that he was it for me."
"It dawned on me one day: Not only was he not sleeping in our bed anymore, but he hadn't in two years. I realized that we'd become just roommates who coparented."
"I sued my landlord. That's why I pay $2,000 instead of $3,000."
"I told the ER doctor as he handed me discharge papers, 'If I walk out those doors, I will die.'"
They need to teach these in sex-ed, because boy do I feel like an idiot!
"Not being able to share humor with the person that you're with is such a deal breaker for me."
"He did it so gently, and I didn’t know what to do with myself."
"I saw our valedictorian at our high school reunion last year. He drove his Tesla back to our small ass town, and he looked like a fish out of water. It was hilarious."
"When I've hit a wall, eating this simple meal helps me feel better about my choices, which in turn helps me feel better emotionally."
"Can we control the flow speed of our pee? Yes. Direction? No."