The 10 Lamest Avengers Guaranteed Never to Show Up in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Avengers 2: Age of Ultron is going to full of cameos, these 10 are guaranteed not to show up.
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So the third trailer for Avengers 2: Age of Ultron dropped today and, yes, it's fucking dope.
It's got a bunch of new footage and our first look at Paul Bettany's Vision for about three seconds at the end of the trailer. This third trailer, on the heels of the last trailer, got us thinking about the dozens and dozens of Avengers who could be pulled from the pages of Marvel Comics for possible cameos in future films. How long do we have to wait to see Namor or The Sentry finally get some screen time? And then we started really thinking about The Sentry and decided giving Superman multiple-personality disorder and dying his hair blonde is actually whack in a sort of incalculable sort of way. Then we got to thinking about the legions of and decades worth of swagless, spandex-clad clowns who will never ever make the leap from obscurity to the big screen. We could've made this list twice as long, but we figured we'd just cap it at 10.