But it seems Amazon has heard our Cozzie Livs cries. The Amazon Prime Day sale is back and it's BIG.
Yep, the giant e-tailer has dropped the price tags on a load of Lovehoney, LELO and Womanizer favourites, as well as on best-selling beauty, fashion, and homeware, too. Hurrah!
However, the fun comes to an end at midnight TONIGHT, so move fast!
Current deals under £150
LELO SILA Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager
Pros
- Teases your entire vulva
- Suited to sex-tech beginners
- Intuitive 3-button interface
Cons
- She's loud and proud
Pinpoint stimulation may be a priority for some, but we'd argue that spreading the sensations far and wide can be pretty fun too. The extra large mouth on this clit stim treats your entire downstairs to pleasurable pulses, resulting in a bigger, bolder O.
According to one of our sex writers, it's best paired with LELO's Personal Moisturiser and some background music.
If you're wondering exactly what one of our sex writers thinks, Sophie said this review summed up her feelings fairly well: "I own a few other LELO toys but THIS ONE! An easy 10/10."
LELO SORAYA 2 Rabbit Vibrator
Pros
- 4.3 insertable inches
- Up to 4 HOURS of play per charge
- One review raved:
Cons
- Best suited to solo ventures
If you don't like to choose between your C- and G-spot, LELO's best-selling rampant rabbit simultaneously dedicates attention to both. Powered by dual motors, housed in a 100% waterproof cover and programmed to deliver 36 different vibration modes, she ticks every box — and well.
So much so that one satisfied shopper left this review: "This made me finish in five seconds. It will not disappoint and kept me ejaculating for five minutes straight." Um, jel.
LELO HUGO Remote Controlled Prostate Massager
Pros
- Get down and damp, it's tub-friendly
- Fairly lightweight, coming in at 116g
Cons
- Just 6 pulsing patterns on this one
One for your partner with a prostate, this backdoor massager is all about getting them off from the inside via their G-spot. Although, that second bulbous-tipped arm gets their perineum in on the action too. Essentially, HUGO offers blended orgasms on tap, with one bloke warning, "If you want to be like Spiderman and shoot webs across the room, buy it."
Simply slather in water-based lube — Liquid Silk's thicker formula is highly recommended by our sex ed — and take control via that wireless remote.
Lovense Lush 3 App-Controlled Love Egg
Pros
- Up to 5 HOURS of action per charge
- Silent but (delightfully) violent
Cons
- Unfortunately you can't Facetime and (fore)play while using the app
Gone are the days of an uneventful end to a round of long-distance sexting; this love egg can be controlled remotely via the (free) Lovense app.
Simply slide it inside your/their vagina and await the start of the rumbling sensations synced to your favourite tunes. Time to re-enter our Lover era...
Under £100
LELO SONA 2 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager
Pros
- That Cruise Control feature reserves a little extra power for your finale
- Up to 120 mins of action
- Add this to your next round of doggy for a blended O
Cons
- Takes up to 2 hours to charge to full
Storytime: the launch of the Rose in 2022 sparked a mass conversion to clit stims, with (nearly) every toy retailer now offering oral-style suckers.
But if you're looking to invest in one to stay really loyal to, the SONA 2 Cruise comes fitted with a fairly deep mouth to surround your clit and uses SenSonic Tech to get you off without any touching. The perk of that: you can go again and again without any chance of numbing.
Other LELOs we love
Lovehoney Floral Fantasy 2-in-1 Rose Clitoral Sucking Toy & G-Spot Vibrator
Lovehoney Floral Fantasy Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator with G-Spot Vibrator
Pros
- 5 insertable inches
- Up to 55 minutes of action per charge
- One review raved:
Cons
- Loud and proud, particularly once lubed up
A pretty-in-red clit sucker, this vibe is designed to send you over the edge into orgasmic ecstasy using a delightful combo of air pulses and gentle suction.
But she also comes with a 4.5-inch G-spot stroking handle — because who doesn't want a body-shaking blended orgasm? And don’t worry about being caught with your pants down as it lasts a whopping 55 minutes once fully charged. Enjoy.
Talking of her new plaything, one loyal Lovehoney shopper wrote: "Beautifully designed, a lot of fun and it gets the job done!"
Lovehoney Rose Glow 2-in-1 Clitoral Suction Stimulator with Egg Vibrator
Lovehoney Rose Glow 2-in-1 Clitoral Suction Stimulator with Egg Vibrator
Pros
- 10 insertable inches
- Teases via Pleasure Air Technology (AKA contactless massage) to prevent any chance of numbing
Cons
- Learn from our mistakes and slide the love egg in first
So, are you interested in a home workout that's guaranteed to end in an orgasm?
Love eggs are notorious for sending delicious waves deep inside you, but also aid pelvic floor toning, meaning you can finally check that off your to-do list.
This 3.5-inch egg is beginner-friendly and perfectly shaped to slip inside you. But it also comes fitted with three speeds, six pulsing patterns, AND that famous clit sucker at the other end. Can we get an Amen?
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Under £50
Mantric Rechargeable Dual Tip Clitoral Vibrator
Pros
- 10 pulsing patterns
- Take it worldwide, this one's USB rechargeable
Cons
- Not the prettiest plaything, with one shopper comparing its looks to that of a brown rubber glove
They say that two's company and that's certainly the case with this dual-tipped clitoral vibrator. Designed to totally surround your pleasure pearl with, well, pleasure, it will pulse you right to the finish line.
But it's the LED panel on the base that got us really excited. No more cycling through all those pulsing patterns trying to remember your fave — each has its own shade for speedy recognition. Sold.
So Divine Glorious Dildo
Pros
- 6 insertable inches
- We're big fans of that Barbie-approved hue
Cons
- The motion's all on you; this one doesn't vibrate
Bend it like... the demanding, sexually satisfied queen you are. This silicone, suction-base dildo comes finished with realistic veins, a bulbous tip, and two bouncy balls, making it prime retail for new members of the Singles Club who may be missing penetrative play.
Seriously, one fan labelled it just "like the real thing". Simply slather in water-based lube — or the warming variety, if you want to further up the ante — for a smooth ride to the finish line.
Other So Divine stimulators to shop now
Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Pros
- Removable mouth makes for low-effort cleaning
- She's discreet — leave her in easy reach
Cons
- Not the strongest sucker
As a team of sex writers who see more adult toys than sunrises in a week, we'll be the first to call out the over-hyped and under-par. However, as confirmed by this first-person review, this pretty-in-petals clit stim delivers on all accounts.
Not only can it get you off in under five minutes with its 10 rolling rhythms, but that 65-minute play time also ensures it lasts when it needs to.
Satisfyer Penguin
Pros
- All Satisfyer toys come with a 15 year warranty
- Easy to clean, thanks to that removable mouth
Cons
- Move up and down through the 11 settings with that two-button interface
If you're after aesthetic sex toys that look nothing like a human orifice or appendage, Satisfyer is the place to shop. This pint-sized penguin is not a useless trinket for your bedside, but rather a clitoral suction stimulator fitted with 11 pulsing patterns, featuring everything from a persistent throb to a core-shaking tremor.
It's also very beginner-friendly and, due to its circular-shaped mouth, will successfully caress your clit at any angle. So if you need to double down during your next round of doggy, just direct it downstairs.
Under £20
Durex Intense Delight Vibrating Bullet
Pros
- FYI, this was one of our sex writer's first sex toys — and she still calls on it now
- Completely undetectable once under the covers
- One happy vulva-owner shared this review:
Cons
- A little hard to hold and control on the higher settings
Yet another bullet but that's because we love 'em — and this one may be the most affordable teaser in our entire edit.
But don't mistake its petite price tag for its vibrating prowess. This pocket rocket delivers intense pulsations for clitoral and all-over body stimulation, serving up the best of both worlds.
But our favourite feature: that IPX7 waterproof outer, meaning you can submerge it up to one metre underwater for up to 30 minutes without issue. Yeah, we've never been so excited for an everything shower, too.
