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1The Razor Edge
@LUCYMACARONIProp your foot up on the edge of the bath like you would if you were going to shave your legs to give yourself some semi-solid footing and allow easy-ish entry (make sure you have a very sturdy bathmat so you don't slip).
Then everyone needs to just hold the hell on to whatever’s available– soap holders, towel racks, shower door. Safety helmets optional.
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2The Slip ‘n’ Slide
@LUCYMACARONIBring your bath toys in with you for slippery-slidey fun. Penis-havers get a masturbation sleeve, V-holders a waterproof vibe. Smooch under the steamy downpour and instead of using your toys on yourselves, which you can do any old shower, use them on each other.
If you really want to stay on theme, invest in an I Rub My Duckie.
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3Water Work It
@LUCYMACARONITurns out that high water pressure beating down on an erect penis is not always pleasurable for your partner. Have them hold a railing for support and rescue them from that hell.
Make sure the stream is fixed on their back and not your face so you can breath easily as you go down on them.
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4The Seatless Bike
@LUCYMACARONIIf standing sex is just not working, seating is definitely an option (well, depending on your bathroom). You need: a shower seat or good sized bath ledge, a shit-ton of silicone-based lube, and decently strong thighs.
Lower yourself onto what is hopefully a raging erection/strap-on, going as slowly as you need. Afterwards, easy clean-up. Works for both P-in-V and anal, and is super adjustable.
5Wet ‘n’ Wild
@LUCYMACARONIHave them sit on the bottom of the bath, legs straight in front of them. Low water level is fine here – in fact, it’s eco-friendly! Slide on top of them, holding onto their shoulders or the side of the tub for leverage.
And here’s some secret wisdom: a pair of soaped-up boobs makes everything better.
6The Bent-Over Bather
@LUCYMACARONISometimes simplicity is best when it comes to shower-boning. Make sure your feet are completely non-slippery (if you’re a safety-first kind of person, buy one of those non-slip mats your grandma has), then bend over at the waist, spread your legs as needed, and hang onto to something sturdy. Your partner enters you from behind in a standing doggie, holding you steady with their hands on your hips. Very primal. Very hot.
You can even add a vibrating cock ring so it vibrates against their shaft/strap-on and your clit.
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7The Super Soaker
@LUCYMACARONISometimes trying to hold a weird position – or random fears of water waste during a drought – can get in the way of you actually having an orgasm. Put a handheld shower head into service directing the stream between your legs as they enter you standing.
The water won’t work the same magic on the penis as it does on yours (viva vulvahood!) but they so won't be complaining.
8Liquid Love
@LUCYMACARONIThe bath or shower is an ahh-mazing place for oral. The water and general air of cleanliness helps some people feel more relaxed about mouths on mysterious nether regions.
Take turns sitting on the edge of the bath (a built-in shower seat works too) and giving each other some wet, watery love. If you have neither ledge nor edge, take turns kneeling before the other.
9Rub-a-Dub-Dub Dude
@LUCYMACARONISometimes we get stuck on the idea that sex = P in V only, which, bullshit! Mutual masturbation is great at all times (way less chance of pregnancy or diseases, way more chance of getting the kind of stimulation you need). Plus, easy rinsing away of the evidence.
Try a variation with them standing behind you, either stroking themselves while you attend to yourself, or stroking you while they slide their penis/strap-on between your soapy butt cheeks, like a titty fuck, but with butt.
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