'We're a team of sex writers and here are our 22 must-have vulva toys in 2024'

The definition of small-but-mighty, a finger vibrator is a great way to scale up the second-base sensations. Simply slather in lube (water-based is best) and get handsy.

Bette, designed by female-led sexual wellness brand Knude Society, gently teases for a slow and sensual ascent into ecstasy. Our testers loved that two-digit loop, claiming it provided ample grip, plus that it's curved to mimic the natural contours of your palm (read: it's comfortable to hold).

Note that this is a shaker rather than a quaker, so we'd say it's best suited to sex-tech beginners and those who enjoy a softer touch.

FYI, we're also big fans of the Wanda, the coffee bean-shaped head of the brand's magic wand fulfilling your every wish and providing precise pinpoint stimulation.

There's a reason the humble dildo — typically a non-vibrating toy that's designed to send you over the edge from the inside — continues to be so damn popular. They're simple to use, even easier to clean and can be totally tailored to your tastes.

But, the decision to make this one out of rose quartz means it also carries some spiritual benefits — and who doesn't want a side of self-improvement with their next O? Some say rose quartz has the ability to promote love, compassion, and emotional healing.

Fun for use alone or with a partner, this crystal dildo by Netherlands-based brand Biird is an ideal size, coming in at just under six inches. And if you fancy experimenting with temperature play, this is the perfect option. Simply pop your newest bedmate in a bowl of cool or warm water for ten minutes before.

This might look like the latest alien accessory, but we can confirm the DOT is just an out-of-this-world plaything. That's due to the elliptical-style vibrations (like a figure of eight) and pinpoint shape that makes precision the aim of the game.

With eight pulsing patterns to push you into orgasmic orbit, plus extra-soft silicone to make sure you can go for multiple rounds, we expect your moans will travel all the way to space.

But our favourite feature: the loop design that makes it easy to hold, no matter what position you're in. What better excuse to browse the Kama Sutra...

Do you need a tad more convincing? One shopper shared: "I had one of the strongest orgasms in less than five minutes." Jel.

Because who doesn't lust after Barbiecore-style suckers?

FYI, your nipples are one of the body's key erogenous zones but are so often forgotten — and that's a right shame when there's a nipplegasm on offer. Yep, you can cum from a quick kiss, lick and suck.

These suckers from the sexual wellness pros at Lovehoney work to create a vacuum around the nipple, prompting a spike in your sensitivity. Pair this with stimulation across the rest of your body and you'll be on cloud nine.

We'd argue that they're suited to both solo sessions and partnered play — just avoid sessions of more than 20 mins if you want to keep your chest chafe-free.

Swedish pleasure purveyor LELO is known for its premium playthings, and the SILA is no exception.

Offering more gentle stimulation than the brand's other clit suckers, this is for those who like a slow and sensual build — and entire vulva play, courtesy of that extra wide mouth.

One review raved: "This toy is so so good. It goes through your entire nervous system and you get this hot adrenaline rush as well as an orgasm."

And while it's what's on the inside that counts, the pastel-coloured silicone and gold hardware shouldn't be overlooked. We proudly leave ours in plain sight on the regular.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're obsessed with this discreet clit sucker, and know you will be too.

Yep, there's a reason #therosesextoy went viral on TikTok, and it's not just because it'll look blooming marvellous on your bedside. This Lovehoney version offers serious flower power, 10 suction modes and a 65-minute playtime.

It's also 100% waterproof, meaning shower sex (or tub time) just got a serious upgrade. One fan claimed it made her cum five times in five minutes. You go, Glen Coco.

Built to move exactly like the human tongue, this clit vibrator is for oral fans. Yep, that rotating nub moves in an unpredictable manner, ultimately edging you straight to the finish (or starting) line. Great if you're attempting to recreate your long-distance lover's best work.

Again, it’s got that handy loop in the middle for a secure grip and comes with 12 vibration modes, with everything from soft strokes to core-shaking tremors.

Now this one does only last up to 60 minutes per charge and is a little pricey, however we reckon it's totally worth it. And so does the fan who wrote, "the prolonged moments of ecstasy I have experienced have been more than worth the price of the Ora". Sold.

Are you starting from scratch? A bullet vibrator is what we call the 'elevated basic' of sex toys. That's because, like a white t-shirt, you'll realise just how much you can do with these external stimulators.

Run them over your nipples and inner thighs for some tactile teasing, or head straight to your C-spot for a speedy route to the finish line — particularly where the Meile is concerned, thanks to that ballpoint tip.

And because we all love options, the eco-conscious brand decided to make just one base unit that works with all eight of its interchangeable heads. We're big fans of the Amore, an angled attachment that's ideal for finding the right spot, and the Laska, fitted with two bunny ears designed to hug your clit to orgasmic heaven.

This was one of expert Emily King's picks and clearly, she knows her stuff.

Je Joue's Duet vibrator will quickly have you singing its praises, thanks to that combo of textures. At the top you'll find a load of 'graduated pleasure points' designed to really get you in your feels, as well as a smoother section for those who prefer a gentler ride to the finish line.

It's tailored to total-body teasing (let's not forget those nips and earlobes, everybody), as well as vulval play and shallow penetration. Just don't forget the lube — or to charge it, as this lasts up to 60 mins on full power.

Now it's often thought that cock rings are for your penis-having partner, but there are serious benefits for vulva-owners too (think intense C-spot stimulation).

Although this We-Vibe best-seller also comes with a V-shaped nub that, when worn facing downwards, makes sure their perineum gets in on the action. Ideal really, as there are a shed load of feel-good nerves down there.

Simply slide the sleek penis ring down their shaft and await a stronger, longer-lasting erection. Then hop on top (or under, next to, in front) for the ultimate blended O.

Our top tip: wrap this around your digits and use it as a finger vibrator. We love a hard-working, multi-use queen.

Are you looking for a backstage pass to intense pleasure? Smile Makers' newest release is this pretty-in-purple butt plug, designed to send sweet nothings straight to your A- (or their P-) spot.

Because, did you know that your clitoris (like an iceberg and hidden mostly beneath the surface) actually extends all the way to your backdoor?

Fitted with three speeds, two pulsation modes and a flared base to make sure your perineum is in on the fun too, there's little else you could want in a vibrating butt buddy — or frankly, need.

Oh, and it's USB rechargeable, so you can take it anywhere.

Queen B wanted to remind us that mediocre men are never 'irreplaceable' (facts). Thankfully, the same can't be said for this aptly-named device from the pleasure pros at So Divine.

Designed to totally surround your C-spot with intense waves of pleasure, this clit sucker is for those who want oral-style sex on demand.

Simply cover that mouth in your favourite water-based lube and lay back. And for an even easier route to the big O, ask your partner to hold it in place.

Designed to cradle rather than penetrate, this pebble vibrator from The U is all about C-spot stimulation — what most of us need to get off.

Although what really sets it apart is the cutting-edge layering technology, meaning you'll get ripples of pleasure rather than an ongoing buzzing.

Simply load it up with your fave motion lotion (or treat yourself to the brand's Pleasure Serum, made to enhance every sensation), cup it in the palm of your hand and explore.

While it may not be the prettiest toy around — three of the Cosmo team compared it to a tooth — it's whisper-quiet, super versatile and really rather powerful. For more high praise, read our full review right here.

A rampant rabbit is a classic for a reason. Made famous by *that* episode of Sex and the City, the dual-action vibrator was one of the first sex toys to offer two motors that send targeted vibrations to two totally different zones.

So, we guess it makes sense that one of Lovehoney’s best-selling toys of all time is the Greedy Girl rabbit. Part of the brand's Fifty Shades of Grey collection — inspired by the raunchy film and perfect for kitting out your Red Room bedroom — it's a luxe offering, despite it's rather reasonable price tag.

Let's break it down. First up, a five inch insertable shaft, finished with a flat head to make easy work of hitting that G-spot. Then there's the mini arm, tipped with two firm-yet-flexible bunny ears to surround your clit.

One fan wrote, "ecstasy is where I landed while using this," and TBH, we'd say that's pretty accurate.

If you're on the hunt for a budget-friendly option when it comes to penetrative play, listen here.

This silicone dildo comes with a bulbous tip, realistic veins and a suction base so you can go totally hands-free. And we can't skip over that fabulous pink and purple marble-effect cover, can we?

If you're worrying about it fitting your shape and size, don't — this is super bendy and should suit all vaginas. Or backdoors, as you could also slip it inside the Lovehoney Basics Strap-On Harness Kit and play Dom for the night.

After trying this, one fan gushed: "It has just the right amount of flex, and hit my P-spot with the curve nicely. I was at orgasm within minutes!"

Here's yet another toy for your G-spot, but we've included this one because it's totally different from anything else on the market — the definition of a must-have, right?

Working just like a clitoral suction stimulator but for your insides, this directs targeted air vibrations to your pleasure centre. Again, as all Womanizers do, the pulser comes with a range of unique settings, including:

• Afterglow - A quick hit of the '–' button prompts a swift return to the lowest setting for a relaxing end to your O.
• Smart Silence - A clever feature that essentially means the toy only works when touching your skin. That's goodbye to fiddling with buttons when you're finished with foreplay.

"This thing made me squirt for the first time. And the second, and the third, and the fourth," shared one fan. Clearing our calendar as we speak...

This is another clit sucker from the self-pleasure pros at LELO, except this one also comes with a rotating G-spot vibe to send you over the edge from the inside.

Although what does our senior sex and relationships ecommerce writer Sophie really like about this one? The fact that arm moves in a circular motion, mimicking your lover's fingers. Mmm.

Super flexible to suit a range of shapes, sizes and sexual pairings (let your partner take control for the ultimate power play), this vibe also comes fitted with eight pulsing patterns and an extra-long charge life. A full 120 mins, to be exact.

New research suggests that just 18% of vagina-havers can orgasm from vaginal sex alone... despite what porn might suggest is the norm (rant pending). Often, what we need is intense clitoral stimulation.

Enter: the magic wand, designed to send you straight to the finish line by playing with your entire downstairs area.

As mentioned before, LELO specialises in luxury playthings, and the SMART WAND is no different. Available in a medium and large size (because sometimes size does matter), both pack a pleasurable punch — as well as 10 pulsing patterns.

Another thoughtful touch: while most handles are straight, LELO's opted for a slight curve, limiting the strain on your wrists and arms. Stun.