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This anthology contains works by: Patricia Abbott, Sophie Littlefield, Kieran Shea, Chad Eagleton, Ed Gorman, Cormac Brown, Fleur Bradley, Alan Griffiths, Laura Benedict, Garnett Elliot, Eric Beetner, Jack Bates, Bill Crider, Loren Eaton, John DuMond, John McFetridge, Toni McGee Causey, Jeff Vande Zande, James Reasoner, Kyle Minor, Randy Rohn, Todd Mason, Byron Quertermous, Sandra Scoppettone, Stephen D. Rogers, Steve Weddle, Evan Lewis, Daniel B. O'Shea, Sandra Seamans, Albert Tucher, Donna Moore, John Weagly, Keith Rawson, Gerald So, Dave Zeltserman, Dorte Hummelshoj Jakobsen, Jay Stringer, Anne Frasier, Kathleen A. Ryan, Eric Peterson, Chris Grabenstein and J.T. Ellison.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A e-collection of flash fiction, all around the central theme of Megamart. Each story is 800 words or less and so the collection is a quick read.It contains stories by Patricia Abbott, Sophie Littlefield, Kieran Shea, Chad Eagleton, Ed Gorman, Cormac Brown, Fleur Bradley, Alan Griffiths, Laura Benedict, Garnett Elliot, Eric Beetner, Jack Bates, Bill Crider, Loren Eaton, John DuMond, John McFetridge, Toni McGeeCausey, Jeff Vande Zande, James Reasoner, Kyle Minor, Randy Rohn, Todd Mason, Byron Quertermous, Sandra Scoppettone, Stephen D. Rogers, Steve Weddle, Evan Lewis, Daniel B. O'Shea, Sandra Seamans, Albert Tucher, Donna Moore, John Weagly, Keith Rawson, Gerald So, Dave Zeltserman, Dorte Hummelshoj Jakobsen, Jay Stringer, Anne Frasier, Kathleen A. Ryan, Eric Peterson, Chris Grabenstein and J.T. Ellison. Put a dozen writers in a room with a topic and you'll get a dozen entertaining stories, and this collection is no exception, except you've got over 40. Here are offerings by some well known names, including Donna Moore, alongside a debut published story by Dorte Hummelshoj Jakobsen.It is a lovely anthology, very entertaining. I was fascinated by the common elements of the stories. Look particularly for the Megamart Greeters who appear in a variety of disguises. Well done to Patti Abbott and Steve Weddle for bringing all the stories together.
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Table of Contents
Copyright
Title
Genesis by Patti Abbott
Introduction by Charles Ardai
What Was Heavy? by Sophie Littlefield
One in the Big Box by Kieran Shea
The Black Friday of Daniel Maddox by Chad Eagleton
The Holiday Spirit by Ed Gorman
Acceptance by Cormac Brown
Aubergine by Fleur Bradley
Concrete Jungle by Alan Griffiths
Loss by Patricia Abbott
Tenderloin by Laura Benedict
Freak Shift by Garnett Elliott
Inside Man by Eric Beetner
The Bayou Beast: A Requiem
Their Fancies Lightly Turned by Bill Crider
Thirty-One Hundred by Loren Eaton
WWGD? by John DuMond
Part-Time by John McFetridge
Cold Feet by Toni McGee Causey
A Fish Called Lazarus by Jeff Vande Zande
House Names by James Reasoner
A New Game by Kyle Minor
Getting Messed Up by Randy Rohn
Discount Primrose by Todd Mason
Super People of Megamart by Bryon Quertermous
Heinie Man by Sandra Scoppettone
In and Out by Stephen D. Rogers
Code Adam by Steve Weddle
Skyler Hobbs and the Rollback Bandit by Evan Lewis
Black Friday by Daniel B. O'Shea
The Gimmick by Sandra Seamans
The Hideous Lime Green Truth by Albert Tucher
Mondays and Thursdays by Donna Moore
Friday Night with the Tijuana Wolfman by John Weagly
Pink Tidal Wave by Keith Rawson
Need a Hand? by Gerald So
Hope You're Having Yourself an Especially Grand Time by Dave Zeltserman
Megamartyres by Dorte Hummelshoj Jakobsen
The Tin Foil Heist by Jay Stringer
Crack House by Anne Frasier
Secret Identity by Kathleen A. Ryan
A Place Marked Malmart by Eric Peterson
For One Night Only by Chris Grabenstein
Have You Seen Me? by J.T. Ellison
Contributors
Discount Noir
Edited by Patricia Abbott and Steve Weddle
Loss,
Copyright 2010 by Patti Abbott
Introduction,
Copyright 2010 by Charles Ardai
The Bayou Beast: A Requiem,
Copyright 2010 by Jack Bates
Inside Man,
Copyright 2010 by Eric Beetner
Tenderloin,
Copyright 2010 by Laura Benedict
Aubergine,
Copyright 2010 by Fleur Bradley
Acceptance,
Copyright 2010 by Cormac Brown
Their Fancies Lightly Turned...,
Copyright 2010 by Bill Crider
WWGD?,
Copyright 2010 by John DuMond
The Black Friday of Daniel Maddox,
Copyright 2010 by Chad Eagleton
Thirty-One Hundred,
Copyright 2010 by Loren Eaton
Freak Shift,
Copyright 2010 by Garnett Elliott
Have You Seen Me?,
Copyright 2010 by J.T. Ellison
Crack House,
Copyright 2010 by Anne Fraiser
Holiday Spirit,
Copyright 2010 by Ed Gorman
For One Night Only,
Copyright 2010 by Chris Grabenstein
Concrete Jungle
Copyright 2010 by Alan Griffiths
Megamartyres,
Copyright 2010 by Dorte Hummelshoj Jakobsen
Skylar Hobbs and the Rollback Bandit,
Copyright 2010 by Evan Lewis
What Was Heavy?,
Copyright 2010 by Sophie Littlefield
Discount Primrose,
Copyright 2010 by Todd Mason
Part-Time,
Copyright 2010 by John McFetridge
Cold Feet,
Copyright 2010 by Toni McGee Causey
A New Game,
Copyright 2010 by Kyle Minor
Mondays and Thursdays,
Copyright 2010 by Donna Moore
Black Friday,
Copyright 2010 by Daniel B. O’Shea
A Place Marked Malmart,
Copyright 2010 by Eric Peterson
Super People of Megamart,
Copyright 2010 by Bryon Quertermous
Pink Tidal Wave,
Copyright 2010 by Keith Rawson
House Names,
Copyright 2010 by James Reasoner
In and Out,
Copyright 2010 by Stephen D. Rogers
Getting Messed Up,
Copyright 2010 by Randy Rohn
Secret Identity,
Copyright 2010 by Kathleen A. Ryan
Heinie Man,
Copyright 2010 by Sandra Scoppettone
The Gimmick,
Copyright 2010 by Sandra Seamans
One In the Big Box,
Copyright 2010 by Kieran Shea
Need a Hand?,
Copyright 2010 by Gerald So
The Tin Foil Heist,
Copyright 2010 by Jay Stringer
The Hideous Lime Green Truth,
Copyright 2010 by Albert Tucher
A Fish Called Lazarus,
Copyright 2010 by Jeff Vande Zande
Friday Night With the Tijuana Wolfman,
Copyright 2010 by John Weagly
Code Adam,
Copyright 2010 by Steve Weddle
Hope You're Having Yourself an Especially Grand Time,
Copyright 2010 by Dave Zeltserman
Cover Copyright 2010 by Dara England
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Discount Noir
Edited by Patricia Abbott and Steve Weddle
Genesis
By Patti Abbott
In October 2009, my co-anthologist Steve Weddle suggested I use a website that I’ll call The People of Megamart as the inspiration for a flash fiction challenge.
Keeping a blog can be a solipsistic and silly venture, and to combat this tendency, I’ve promoted several communal activities over the years and I have maintained a website. The first was Friday’s Forgotten Books, in which, every Friday, crime and western fiction writers and readers write brief reviews of books they believe to be forgotten.
But since most readers of my blog are short story writers, I decided in February 2008, to issue a flash fiction challenge. (I was far from the first to do so.) This was not a contest but rather an inclusive invitation to write a story of about 800 words and post it on an assigned day. This first challenge was to write a story set on Valentine’s Day. For those without blogs, Aldo Calgano posted stories on his flash zine, Powder Burn Flash. Gerald So helped to advertise the challenge. It was a success and each of the succeeding four challenges drew more entries. Each challenge had its own topic—my favorite being one in which each participant wrote an opening paragraph that was passed on to someone else.
For our sixth challenge, Megamart: I Love You, writers were asked to contribute a story set, or partially set, in a Megamart or Megamart-type store. This topic generated more than thirty stories, all published simultaneously on various blogs on November 30, 2009. Those stories and a few more can be found here. I hope you enjoy them.
Introduction to Discount Noir
By Charles Ardai
Noir is a literature of the working class. This is not a requirement—rich people, too, can struggle desperately against dark forces beyond their control and wind up crushed, ground down, destroyed. But in practice the stories noir writers tell tend to be about people at the other end of the economic spectrum. The Postman Always Rings Twice famously opens with down-and-out drifter Frank Chambers saying, They threw me off the hay truck about noon
; none of Jim Thompson’s characters, Donald Westlake once said, ever had an annual income with a comma in it.
In the modern world, the rail-riding hobo is gone, as is the SRO-dwelling private eye with the cheap tin desk in his fleabag office. But privation is not gone, and the symbols of it resonate with writers of crime fiction as much today as they ever did. And one of the most visible symbols is the big discount mall store—call it Megamart if you must, we all know what you mean—with its air of cheapness and disappointment, its dead-end jobs and shabby bargains.
Pretty much everyone shops at these stores from time to time, but the more desperate among us, the most pressed for time and least able to claw their way out of the daily grind, sometimes seem to shop nowhere else. Accordingly, the discount store is a potent emblem today in the way that automats and flophouses were in the days of Raymond Chandler.
These are the places where people with not too many resources gather, the ones who’ve got their heads above water but not by enough that they can ever stop paddling hard to keep it that way. These are the people with only a threadbare cushion between their backsides and the hard pavement of a city street.
And what sorts of stories do they inhabit? Well, in the case of this volume, short ones—none of the forty-two pieces you’re about to read runs more than 800 words. It’s a way to give you an impression of this teeming world one tense and overworked life at a time, building up a mosaic-like portrait of souls in strained coexistence or imminent collision. Outside of length and setting, these stories offer more variety than overlap—ironic tales nestle side by side with earnestly bleak ones, stories of career criminals abut ones about ordinary men and women pushed over the edge by one provocation too many. And you get to see that working class
applies not just to the greeters and checkout clerks and the customers they serve, but also to the cops and crooks who carry out their trade in the margins. A thief’s a working man, too. And who’s to say his job’s worse than some of the worst offered by the Megamarts of this world? Neither come with benefits.
Discount Noir offers a bracing view into a world that deserves more attention than it normally gets as the butt of jokes on late-night TV or as the destination of last resort for those in the market for inexpensive goods or a fluorescent bulb tan. If it doesn’t have the charm of the flophouse or the romance of the automat, perhaps it’s because it hasn’t had the opportunity yet to fade into nostalgia-tinged memory. And until it does, it provides an acute reminder that the mean streets
enshrined by noir fiction can sometimes be well-lit, linoleum-paved store aisles.
What Was Heavy?
By Sophie Littlefield
What was heavy?
Those round landscape rocks would work. But of course the Garden Center was closed—it was 2:37 AM.
Sand. Like, for cactus and shit? But that was probably in the Garden Center too. And that wouldn’t work anyway, not underwater.
Bricks. Lead shot. Cannonballs. Fuck, focus.
The Megamart Supercenter had seemed like a godsend when he saw the sign from the highway, fifty feet in the air, lit up like Christmas. He’d already driven twenty, fifty, eighty miles of nothing, that long empty stretch of northbound up to Graham’s place. He’d made this trip a dozen times. He’d driven it drunk, he’d driven it half asleep, but he’d never driven it like this.
(Not he, they. Still they.)
The cabin was another couple of hours but they’d be there well before light, and with any luck at all the lake wouldn’t be frozen over this late in the season. It had frozen back home, but that was a shitty little drainage pond; Crooked Lake was decent sized. Eight, ten cabins on the east shore. No one up there this time of year, though. Cordwood and kerosene, boat key on the hook by the fridge, house key under that rock. Holy hell, it better be under that rock.
Casey slowed the cart in front of an iron log holder. He hadn’t meant for this to happen. It was the way she just kept coming at him. She was relentless. He’d asked her—begged her—to shut her mouth. The log holder was heavy, yeah, but what was he supposed to do, tie it around her ass?
He kept moving.