Exciting Times: A Novel
By Naoise Dolan
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“This debut novel about an Irish expat millennial teaching English and finding romance in Hong Kong is half Sally Rooney love triangle, half glitzy Crazy Rich Asians high living—and guaranteed to please.” —Vogue
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An intimate, bracingly intelligent debut novel about a millennial Irish expat who becomes entangled in a love triangle with a male banker and a female lawyer
Ava, newly arrived in Hong Kong from Dublin, spends her days teaching English to rich children.
Julian is a banker. A banker who likes to spend money on Ava, to have sex and discuss fluctuating currencies with her. But when she asks whether he loves her, he cannot say more than "I like you a great deal."
Enter Edith. A Hong Kong–born lawyer, striking and ambitious, Edith takes Ava to the theater and leaves her tulips in the hallway. Ava wants to be her—and wants her.
And then Julian writes to tell Ava he is coming back to Hong Kong... Should Ava return to the easy compatibility of her life with Julian or take a leap into the unknown with Edith?
Politically alert, heartbreakingly raw, and dryly funny, Exciting Times is thrillingly attuned to the great freedoms and greater uncertainties of modern love. In stylish, uncluttered prose, Naoise Dolan dissects the personal and financial transactions that make up a life—and announces herself as a singular new voice.
Naoise Dolan
Naoise Dolan is an Irish writer born in Dublin. Her debut novel, Exciting Times, was a Sunday Times bestseller, widely translated, and optioned for television. She has been short-listed and long-listed for several prizes, including the Women’s Prize for Fiction, the Dylan Thomas Prize, and the Sunday Times Young Writer of the Year Award. She lives in Berlin.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Interesting plot, but for sure there could have been added some more pillar points in Ava's decision making process. The book is very promising, but in my opinion, it could have had a better ending.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This book well captures the feeling of being an insecure 22/23 year old who struggles to find power in a heteronormative relationship when basing self-worth on income status. But the main character’s self-sabatoge, however true it might resonate with some readers, grew tiresome as the book wore on. That might not have mattered if the prose had been stronger, more interesting, and less self-conscious. As written, the book never avoided feeling like an authorial lectern attempting to sneak in ideas about class and politics with little disguise that the author was trying to make a point. I dislike such heavy-handedness in literature.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5"Choose Your Own Adventure" time for Ava: wealthy banker Julian or loving lawyer Edith? Ava is an Irish transplant to Hong Kong, where she learns English grammar while teaching it to fourth graders. Struggling to live on her meager salary, she accepts Julian's invitation to move into his cold, barren luxury high-rise apartment for free, as they trade snarky quips of seeming disinterest in each other as Ava secretly yearns to be his official girlfriend. What does Julian think? We don't know, because we aren't privy to his inner thoughts about Ava, or if he even has any. When he is sent back to London, Ava founders until she meets the stunning Edith and they become lovers. We do know Edith's thoughts, because we hear many an argument between the women, about Ava's tenancy in Julian's digs, and Edith doesn't even know that Julian and Ava are not-so-platonic roomies. When Julian returns to Hong Kong, he admits to having missed Ava. Ava doesn't admit Julian's status to Edith, who inadvertently and disastrously discovers the truth about her unwitting membership in the odd romantic triangle. Ava is flighty and selfish, though she maintains a close and loving relationship with her Mam back in Ireland and a granddaughterly-like rapport with Julian's dad. Now Julian is being permanently reassigned to Germany. Whither Ava? The novel is filled with humor and silly behavior, several cuts above a beach read and was a roaring debut novel success in Europe.Quotes: "I wondered if Victoria was a real person or three Mitford sisters in a long coat.""The buck stopped with him, a reflection of his general distaste for parting with currency."
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Unfortunately, I found this book a boring entrance of dairy of a 20something year old woman trying to figure out how to do life in that age. Nothing exciting or life changing
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I read that she's been compared to Sally Rooney, and I guess that's why I dislike both their books. I found the dialogue between Ava and Julian very hard to read - they were both extremely passive-aggressive, and seemed to accept that as a normal relationship. Even when she met and supposedly fell in love with Edith, the relationship just wasn't quite believable. Shallow, not normal, people.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/52.5 stars, because I liked the writing style but not so much the story.
The endorsement from Hilary Mantel on the cover calls it "Droll, shrewd, and unafraid". I agree with droll, and I can understand shrewd and unafraid but I wouldn't have picked those latter two.
The book is primarily about a person who projects her self-hate onto her relationships. It starts off quirky and comical, but it doesn't jump far enough from that point for me. The middle section of the book where she's happy (but doesn't want to accept/believe it) was actually the more enjoyable section, but then it reverts to more of the first section. She isn't honest with herself and sabatoges the relationship with the person who holds up a mirror to her, even though it was that relationship that made her happy.
Yes, it works out for her or she comes to her senses in the end, but that is only two pages long and barely explained, so it feels like the reader gets denied that progress.
My other observation of the story is how time stamped the story is. Smartphone and its 20somethings cultural norms will not be the same in even two years, likely, and so I wonder if the book will last. Or will it need a glossary at the back -- there were references that I didn't understand today, so how will someone get it when those cultural pieces are obsolete? Or will it serve as a anthropology resource for its capture of a culture? Does timelessness matter in a book even?
I'd read the author again, if the next book isn't shelved under romance. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My one fiction title of the quarter. The protagonist is an Irish teacher of English in Hong Kong, trying to find herself and getting entangled in romantic relationships with a somewhat older expat man and a young Hong Kong woman at the same time. I found it to be a fascinating take on a young 20s character trying to make sense of intimacy and find one's place in the world. She probably could have condensed the first 100 pages into 25, but it does help the reader grok how unusual the dynamic between the narrator and her boyfriend really is, before the girlfriend enters the picture.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Whether or not you'll like Naoise Dolan's debut novel depends largely on what you think about Sally Rooney's novels. It's not that they are both young Irish women, but that they are writing about self-contained young women who have trouble looking outside of themselves or viewing people as independent creatures and they think primarily about their sexual and romantic relationships. I liked one of Rooney's novels and not the other. I found Exciting Times to be ok. Ava is Irish and working as an English-language (TEFL) teacher in Hong Kong, teaching grammar to schoolchildren. She meets an English banker and while their relationship is decidedly not romantic, he invites her to move into his spare bedroom. He's detached and unemotional and busy, so a relationship based on convenience works for him. It works for Ava since housing in Hong Kong is expensive and Julian is an easy roommate, although she thinks endlessly about their relationship and its parameters. She's not in love, but she wouldn't mind if Julian were, as long as he still gave her her space. And she misses him when he's on business trips. It's while he's on a long business trip that she meets Edith and falls for her. What follows is a simple love story complicated by Ava's endless analysis of her feelings, Edith's feelings and endless deconstructions of their every interaction.The parts of this novel where Ava emerges from self-reflection to ponder the differences between British and Irish English or when she notices that the kids she's teaching are individuals and interesting are wonderful. The endless navel gazing got old for me, but not so old that I wanted to stop reading. I would have loved to have seen what happens were Ava to stop watching herself and began participating in her own life, but that's not the book Dolan wrote.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I listened to the audiobook in one day. Fantastic reader. The plot was good. Very light read that was driven by plot.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Although this book was well-written, I was not the intended audience for it. Ava moves from Dublin to Hong Kong. She is an intelligent loner and when she finds herself unhappy with her roommates, she snags a wealthy man and moves in with him. When he moves back to London, she meets Mei Ling, a wealthy lawyer from a well-to-do Chinese family. With a new romantic interest, Ava moves into Mei Ling’s apartment. Are all British ex-pats this insensitive to what is going on around them in Hong Kong? Are they all this self-absorbed?
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Can there be too many twenty-something, steam-of-consciousness, acerbically witty books? As a boring, middle-aged professional reader, I tend to think so, but Naoise Dolan has written a pretty good one. The main twenty-something in Exciting Times is Ava, who has traveled from her home in Dublin to Hong Kong--maybe to find herself, maybe to get away from her family. She teaches English to children and ends up living with Julian, who she loves but doesn’t like. As with most of these books, there is not much plot, but enough to keep the book moving as we listen to Ava worry and think about everything. Hong Kong plays a nice backdrop, and there are lots of funny Irish/British bashing moments and human nature observations. Dolan cannot escape comparisons to Sally Rooney, and with good reason, but if you liked Normal People, then Exciting Times is a good match.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Found this book by looking for "if you like Sally Rooney...". And indeed it reminds me very much of the style and mood of Normal People. After my usual fare of romance novels, I kept waiting for some kind of turn around on the part of the male lead, Julian – some growth or learning experience! or for Ava to see that someone else nearby has more warmth in his big toe that Julian – another learning experience. Yet of course, every now and then, like you would hope of beings with warm blood in their veins, Julian says something that reveals he is human, possibly caring even, that touches me as much as it does Ava..... Once Edith entered the story my attention flagged as, despite their flaws, Ava and Julian interested me. Their emotional distancing – emotional inhibition? – it was desperately sad and maladjusted. Loved the Hong Kong setting, the examination of the poorly paid Ava and the well paid Julian, the ghastly social set they hung out with, their relationship with family, and the sexual partnership without any of the other things that go with a connection such as meaningful communication or affection. Ava's emotional deprivation is more obvious than Julian's, though you suspect he experiences some.
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Exciting Times - Naoise Dolan
Part I
Julian
1
July 2016
My banker friend Julian first took me for lunch in July, the month I arrived in Hong Kong. I’d forgotten which exit of the station we were meeting at, but he called saying he saw me outside Kee Wah Bakery and to wait there. It was humid. Briefcase-bearers clopped out of turnstiles like breeding jennets. The Tannoy blared out first Cantonese, then Mandarin, and finally a British woman saying please mind the gap.
Through the concourse and up the escalators, we talked about how crowded Hong Kong was. Julian said London was calmer, and I said Dublin was, too. At the restaurant he put his phone facedown on the table, so I did the same, as if for me, too, this represented a professional sacrifice. Mindful he’d be paying, I asked if he’d like water—but while I was asking, he took the jug and poured.
Work’s busy,
he said. I barely know what the hell I’m doing.
Bankers often said that. The less knowledge they professed, the more they knew and the higher their salary.
I asked where he’d lived before Hong Kong, and he said he’d read history at Oxford. People who’d gone to Oxford would tell you so even when it wasn’t the question. Then, like everyone,
he’d gone to the City. Which city?
I said. Julian assessed whether women made jokes, decided we did, and laughed. I said I didn’t know where I’d end up. He asked how old I was, I said I’d just turned twenty-two, and he told me I was a baby and I’d figure it out.
We ate our salads and he asked if I’d dated in Hong Kong yet. I said not really, feeling yet
did contradictory things as an adverb and there were more judicious choices he could have made. In Ireland, I said, you didn’t date.
You hooked up, and after a while you came to an understanding.
Julian said: So you’re saying it’s like London.
I don’t know,
I said. I’ve never been.
You’ve ‘never been’ to London.
No.
Ever?
Never,
I said, pausing long enough to satisfy him that I’d tried to change this fact about my personal history upon his second query and was very sorry I’d failed.
Ava,
he said, that’s incredible.
Why?
It’s such a short flight from Dublin.
I was disappointed in me, too. He’d never been to Ireland, but it would have been redundant to tell him it was also a short flight that way.
We discussed headlines. He’d read in the FT that the offshore renminbi was down against the dollar. The one piece of news I could offer was that a tropical storm was coming. Yes,
he said, Mirinae. And a typhoon the week after.
We agreed it was an exciting time to be alive.
Both storms came. Unrelatedly, we kept getting lunch. I’m glad we’re friends,
he’d say, and far be it from me to correct a Balliol man. I felt spending time with him would make me smarter, or would at least prepare me to talk about currencies and indices with the serious people I would encounter in the course of adult life. We got on well. I enjoyed his money and he enjoyed how easily impressed I was by it.
2
I’d been sad in Dublin, decided it was Dublin’s fault, and thought Hong Kong would help.
My TEFL school was in a pastel-towered commercial district. They only hired white people but made sure not to put that in writing. Like sharks’ teeth, teachers dropped out and were replaced. Most were backpackers who left once they’d saved enough to find themselves in Thailand. I had no idea who I was, but doubted the Thais would know either. Because I lacked warmth, I was mainly assigned grammar classes, where children not liking you was a positive performance indicator. I found this an invigorating respite from how people usually assessed women.
Students came for weekly lessons. We taught back to back, besides lunch. I became known as the resident Lady Muck for stealing away between lessons to urinate.
Ava, where were you?
said Joan, my manager—one, holy, and apostolic, which there was money in being, though not Catholic since there wasn’t—when I returned from a toilet break. She was one of the first Hongkongers I’d met.
It was five minutes,
I said.
Where are the minutes coming from?
said Joan. Parents pay for sixty per week.
What if I end the class slightly early?
I said. Then start the next one slightly late. Two minutes from one, two from the other.
But that’s two from the start and two from the end of the middle class.
Joan tried to gesticulate, but found it difficult to mime a three-class sandwich as a two-hand person. She abandoned the endeavor with a tart sigh like this was my fault.
I needed to take it to a higher power.
Our director, Benny, was forty and wore a baseball cap backwards, either to look like he loved working with kids or to stress that he was his own boss and dressed to please no one, not even himself. Hong Kong–born, Canadian-educated, repatriated, and thriving, he owned a dozen other schools and—evocatively, I felt—an Irish seaweed company. He spoke of this last as back
in Connemara, a place neither of us had been, though I supposed that enhanced the poetry of it. The buck stopped with him, a reflection of his general distaste for parting with currency.
When Benny came at the end of July to pay me, I said I was thinking of leaving.
Why?
he said. You’ve been here a month.
I need to go to the toilet between classes. I’ll get a UTI if I don’t.
You’re not quitting over that.
He was right. Aside from anything else, I hadn’t quit over their racist recruitment policy, so it would have been weird to leave just because I couldn’t piss whenever I wanted.
I knew I’d do anything for money. Throughout college back in Ireland, I’d kept a savings account that I charmingly termed abortion fund.
It had €1,500 in it by the end. I knew some women who saved with their friends, and they all helped whoever was unlucky. But I didn’t trust anyone. I got the money together by waitressing, then kept adding to it after I had enough for a procedure in England. I liked watching the balance go up. The richer I got, the harder it would be for anyone to force me to do anything.
Just before leaving for Hong Kong, I sat my final exams. While they were handing out the papers, I counted how many hours I’d waited tables. Weeks of my life were in that savings account. For as long as I lived in Ireland, and for as long as abortion was illegal there, I’d have to keep my dead time locked up.
That evening I used most of the money to book a flight to Hong Kong and a room for the first month, and started applying for teaching jobs. I left Dublin three weeks later.
The week I started, they told me the common features of Hong Kong English and said to correct the children when they used them. I go already
to mean I went,
that was wrong, though I understood it fine after the first few days. Lah
for emphasis—no lah, sorry lah—wasn’t English. I saw no difference between that and Irish people putting sure
in random places, it served a similar function sure, but that wasn’t English either. English was British.
3
August
Julian wasn’t bothered coming out to meet me after work, so I started going straight to his apartment in Mid-Levels at about 9 p.m. I told him I found this awkward and degrading. Actually I liked taking the outdoor escalator up. I got on the covered walkway at Queen’s Road and went uphill over hawker stalls on Stanley Street, then signs—Game & Fun, Happy Massage, King Tailor—and high-rises and enormous windows on Wellington Street. Then came fishy air wafting up from Central Street Market and the old police station stacked with thick white bricks like pencil erasers. When I reached Julian’s building, I got a visitor card from the lobby and went up to the fiftieth floor.
Inside, his apartment looked like a showroom, the sort that had been unconvincingly scattered with items anyone could have owned. His most obviously personal possession was a large gray MacBook Pro.
We got takeaway, I did the washing up, and then he’d pour us wine and we’d talk in the sitting room. The mantelpiece was bare besides an empty silver picture frame and cream candles that had never been lit. By the window was a long brown corner sofa. I’d take my shoes off and lie on it with my feet on the armrest, crossing one leg over the other and alternating them during gaps in the conversation.
He smoked cheap cigarettes—to encourage himself to quit, he said.
We’d first met in the smoking area of a bar in Lan Kwai Fong, where he’d either noticed me looking at him, or started looking at me first until I looked back. He was good at engineering ambiguities. I was bad at avoiding them. He’d said everything very slowly that night, so I’d assumed he was drunk—but he still did it sober, so I gathered he was rich.
A month into our acquaintance, he asked: Do you meet all your friends in bars?
I don’t have any friends,
I said. He laughed.
In some moods he told me about markets. In others he’d fire questions at me, only attending to my answers to the extent that they helped him think of follow-up inquiries. I’d said it before, but he wanted to hear it all again—the two brothers, the brown terraced house in one of Dublin’s drearier suburbs, that I’d taken a year out after school to save up for college. That after 2008 I shared a room with my brother Tom so we could rent the other one out to a student. That none of this made us poor and was in fact pretty much what had happened to Ireland as a whole, due in no small part to the actions of banks like his.
Julian had gone to Eton and was an only child. These were the two least surprising facts anyone had ever told me about themselves.
He wanted to know if my accent was posh where I came from. I’d never met an English person who didn’t wonder that. Most wouldn’t ask outright—and he didn’t, he just asked what kind
of Dublin accent I had—but they found some way to convey their curiosity. I told him it was a normal Dublin accent. He asked what that meant. I didn’t know enough about British accents to make a comparison.
Well,
he said, how does a posh Dublin accent sound?
I tried to do one and he said it sounded American.
He’d ask what I proposed to do with myself when the time came to get a real job. He was almost paternally adamant that I shouldn’t waste my degree on lowly employers, and even paid convincing lip service to not thinking less of me for not having gone to Oxford. But when it came to which jobs he did consider good enough for me, he was vague. Law was glorified clerking. Consulting was flying to the middle of nowhere to piss around with PowerPoint. Accountancy was boring and didn’t pay well. And banking, in some nebulous way, wouldn’t suit me.
I liked when he rolled up his shirtsleeves. He had big square wrists and jutting elbows. Sometimes I worried he could tell how often I thought about his arms. He was always calling me a freak for other, much less strange things, so I couldn’t own up to it.
The first time I stayed in the guest room was in mid-August when the tropical storm Dianmu hit. After that, Julian always offered to put me up when midnight approached. Depending on my energy, I accepted or got the green minibus home—the covered escalator only went one direction at a time: down for morning rush hour or up for the rest of the day.
That was the shape of it, but it didn’t have a name, apart from hanging out, catching up, or popping in for a chat, which was, to be fair, the content of what we were doing. He was so stretched for time that I found it semi-plausible he just preferred to meet in his apartment for convenience.
I asked whether bankers had time for relationships.
Usually not at the junior levels,
he said. A lot of them just pay for it.
The way he said it
made me uneasy, but there wasn’t any point in taking things up with Banker Julian. He was too self-assured to notice when I criticized him. He registered that I’d said something, then continued a parallel conversation.
When he paid for my takeaway, or when he took me to a restaurant, and when in return I spent time with him, I wondered if he saw himself as paying for a milder it.
I liked the idea—my company being worth money. No one else accorded it that value. We sat in high-ceilinged rooms and he said the Hang Seng was down and the Shenzhen Composite was up and the Shanghai Composite was flat. It wasn’t like normal friendships where I worried if the other person still liked me. He liked hearing himself think aloud and I reasoned that I was profiting from it, that you never knew when you’d need facts so it was best to collect as many as you could.
One night in his living room, a few glasses into the bottle, I told him he was attractive. I said it exactly like that—I find you attractive
—to avoid seeming earnest.
You’re quite attractive, too,
he said.
I guess that’s why we get along.
Could be.
We’d known each other about two months, and in total I’d spent perhaps thirty hours in his company—little more than a day. But I was in the habit of thinking he was a habit.
Thanks for your time,
he’d say as I left. I wasn’t sure if he put it formally to give himself an ironic get-out clause like I did, or if he was just unaware how stiff he sounded. He’d add: I’ll text you.
He seemed to think only a man could initiate a conversation. Worse still, it meant I couldn’t send him one first. It would look like I’d despaired of his getting in contact and was only doing it myself as a last resort.
* * *
I explained to my nine-year-olds that there were two ways to say the th
sound. The one at the start of think
and the end of tooth
was the voiceless dental fricative, and the one at the start of that,
these,
and those
was the voiced dental fricative. As a Dubliner, I had gone twenty-two years without knowingly pronouncing either phoneme. If anyone had thought there was something wrong with my English, they’d kept it to themselves. Now I had to practice fricatives, voiced and un-, so the kids could copy me.
Calvin Jong—a show-off, but a useful one—volunteered to try, and couldn’t do it.
Hold your tongue still and breathe,
I said. That was what the teacher’s guide told me to say, but I tried it myself and produced a sound unlike anything I had ever heard from an English speaker, or indeed from any other vertebrate in the animal kingdom. I decided I’d ask Julian to show me how to do it later.
* * *
Even before I met Julian, I didn’t often see my flatmates. We exchanged little more than hellos and goodnights.
There were three of us. I’d booked the room on Airbnb, planning to be there until I could save up a deposit for something more permanent, but the others lived there long-term. Emily was the oldest and the most proactive. At twenty-nine, she’d been in Hong Kong a few years. Freya was around my age and her chief hobby was complaining about her job. She changed into her pajamas the minute she got in the door and had four sets of house slippers: bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, other.
Emily always had comments when I came in. Could you close the fridge more quietly?
was this particular evening’s criticism.
Sorry,
I said. I failed to see how you could make noise shutting a refrigerator, but Emily had an aesthetic sensibility.
Them getting ready woke me up—spoons clanging on bowls, taps protesting on being asked to produce water—but I couldn’t brush my teeth until the bathroom was free. I lay there and ran my tongue over the night’s accumulated plaque. We often got cockroaches. I swore I heard Emily and Freya in the dark, though I knew scientifically this couldn’t be true. I went without eating rather than face talking to them in the kitchen. They weren’t that bad. I just never knew what to say to them.
So staying over with Julian became ever more appealing.
4
September
After about two months, I was spending a few nights a week at his flat. The spare room—mine now, I supposed—had a soft twill houndstooth throw and pictures of London on the wall. One day at work I printed out an image of Dublin and asked if I could put it in the empty frame in the living room. If you like,
he said. He told me I was welcome to stay over while he was traveling for work, but I didn’t. The temptation to go poking around his bedroom would have been overwhelming. The inside was still a mystery to me, but I imagined everything folded and stored in optimized locations for speedy access.
One evening when he was abroad, I came home to the Airbnb and Emily ambushed me before I could get to my room.
We haven’t seen much of you lately,
she said.
We can’t all be here at once,
I said. It’s claustrophobic.
Let’s go for drinks, then.
Sure,
I said. When?
Tomorrow?
Julian was back from Singapore then. Sorry,
I said. I’m having dinner with a friend.
Is this the friend you stay over with?
I don’t have that many friends.
Emily began to tidy the ugly couch cushions, as if hoping I’d notice how good she was for not asking me to help. The fabric had a talent for gathering hairs: hers and Freya’s mostly, since I was never there, but they blamed me anyway.
You can’t drop everything for a guy,
she said.
I’m not with him.
Why are you always at his place?
I’d stopped listening. If she wanted to complain about me never being there, but offer extensive notes whenever I did make an appearance, then no wonder I preferred Julian.
* * *
The next evening, I narrated the argument to Julian. Between drags of his cigarette, he nodded and of-coursed in all the right places.
Have you ever had flatmates?
I said.
Yes, of course, at Oxford, and when I was starting out in London. Most of them were fine. One guy was a complete nutter. This was my final year of uni. He was doing his dissertation on some existential quandary. You’d hear him pacing around all night muttering about it. And he never ate solid food—he put everything in this big fucking blender. Lived on smoothies. I think he got the top first in his year.
So having your own place is better?
Substantially better.
Neither of us pointed out that he didn’t really live alone anymore. We finished the wine and he went to get another bottle. My jeans had a hole on the inseam near the top of my thigh. I picked at it, then jerked my hand away when I heard