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"A sheer delight! Fast and funny. I couldn't get enough. Fans of Rachel Gold rejoice!" —Tamar Myers, bestselling author
Gorgeous and gutsy attorney Rachel Gold is ready for war on behalf of Sally Wade, who arrives in her office bruised and beaten the morning after Neville McBride, her soon-to-be-ex-husband, broke into her house and savagely attacked her.
McBride, a prominent and wealthy member of the St. Louis power elite, has retained an attack-dog defense lawyer. Before Rachel can get her lawsuit on file, Sally's corpse is found tied up in her bed, apparently strangled. The clues point to McBride, the prime suspect, and the police soon view the case as essentially closed.
But doubts begin to creep into Rachel's mind as she learns more about Sally's personal life. With her rough-and-ready best pal, Benny Goldberg, Rachel works her way through a labyrinth of strip club operators, crooked cops, slimy country club types, double-dealing hookers, and the hog butcher from hell.
Michael A. Kahn
Michael Kahn is a trial lawyer by day and an author at night. He wrote his first novel, Grave Designs, on a challenge from his wife Margi, who got tired of listening to the same answer whenever she asked him about a book he was reading. "Not bad," he would say, "but I could write a better book than that." "Then write one," she finally said, "or please shut up." So he shut up—no easy task for an attorney—and then he wrote one. Kahn is the award-winning author of: eleven Rachel Gold novels; three standalone novels: Played!, The Sirena Quest, and, under the pen name Michael Baron, The Mourning Sexton, and several short stories. In addition to his day job as a trial lawyer, he is an adjunct professor of law at Washington University in St. Louis, where he teaches a class on censorship and free expression. Married to his high school sweetheart, he is the father of five and the grandfather of, so far, seven.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Another in the fine Rachel Gold series featuring the very fat and obscene but extremely bright and loyal Benny. Rachel is hired by Sally to handle her divorce, something Rachel has sworn not to do. But Sally displays the marks of having been beaten and turns up dead the next day. As her last attorney of record, Rachel is hired to handle the trust and reassign Sally’s clientsI love some of the word play. For example: I gave him a cynical look. “Are you planning to impress her with the size of your epistemology?” “Hey, woman, as Manny Kant once said, it’s not the length of your metaphysics, it’s the quality of your categorical imperatives.” “I love when you philosophy guys talk dirty.”I won’t say more but to note the title is a pun and gall stones play a role. 3.5 stars, but only because I don’t think it’s quite as good as the preceding titles.
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Sheer Gall - Michael A. Kahn
Sheer Gall
A Rachel Gold Mystery
Michael A. Kahn
www.MichaelAKahn.com
Poisoned Pen Press
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Copyright © 2002 by Michael A. Kahn
Copyright © 2015 Poisoned Pen Press
First E-book Edition 2015
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Contents
Sheer Gall
Copyright
Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
Chapter Thirty-three
Chapter Thirty-four
Chapter Thirty-five
Chapter Thirty-six
More from this Author
Contact Us
Dedication
For my marvelous son Zack
Acknowledgments
A special thanks to my good friends Rick and Judy Schiff, who had the sheer gall to let me peek into a most peculiar realm of commerce.
Chapter One
I walked over to my office window and peered through the blinds. Outside, a sudden gust of wind swayed the trees along the sidewalk and snatched off dozens of brown and red leaves. I turned toward Sally Wade, who was seated in the chair in front of my desk.
The wife?
I asked.
Closer to ex-wife.
I groaned. I didn’t realize it was a divorce case. I’m sorry, Sally, but I took a blood oath after the last one. I’m never handling another divorce.
Sally smiled. That’s not why I’m here. Everyone has divorce lawyers, and the dissolution papers are already on file.
Whew,
I said with relief. I came back to my desk and sat down. So who is she?
Me.
I paused, trying to mask my surprise. You’re…her?
She nodded grimly. I’m her.
Oh.
When Sally Wade had called that morning to schedule an appointment, I assumed it involved a new lawsuit. After all, Sally was a plaintiff’s personal injury lawyer with a growing practice in the state courts of St. Louis and southern Illinois. Although we had never before met, it’s not unusual for the younger women attorneys in town, especially the solo practitioners among us, to refer cases back and forth—sort of the young girl version of the old boy network.
Sally Wade did indeed have a new plaintiff’s lawsuit for me. I just hadn’t expected that she was the plaintiff. Nor had I suspected that the defendant was her (almost) ex-husband. After three years of marriage to Neville McBride, managing partner of the silk-stocking law firm of Tully, Crane & Leonard, Sally had filed for divorce last month—an event sufficiently noteworthy to find its way into the people column of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
And now she wanted to sue him for assault.
I pointed toward her upper lip, which was bruised and swollen. Did he do that?
She nodded. And this,
she said as she lowered her designer sunglasses to reveal a blackened right eye.
I winced. Oh, God.
She put her oversized sunglasses back in position. There’s more.
She stood, slipped off her peacock-blue cashmere blazer, and hung it carefully on the back of her chair. Pulling down the collar of her black turtleneck, she leaned toward me so that I could see the scratches and dark bruises on the left side of her neck and upper chest.
I felt a surge of anger so fierce it made me dizzy. That’s outrageous.
Without a word, she straightened her turtleneck and sat back down facing me. She crossed her arms over her chest.
I waited for my blood pressure to drop a few notches. This happened last night?
I asked.
Around midnight.
Where?
In the house.
Her cashmere skirt matched the peacock-blue blazer hanging from the back of her chair, and her black stockings matched her turtleneck.
Did you let him in?
She snorted. Are you nuts? I was sound asleep. I didn’t realize the son of a bitch still had a key. He barged into the bedroom, flipped on the light, and started hollering.
Her southern-Illinois twang became more pronounced as her ire rose.
Was he drunk?
As a skunk.
She shuddered in disgust. He’s an animal. A miserable animal. First he called me names and then he started screaming that I was fucking his partners and fucking the judges and fucking the pool man and everyone else. He went berserk. He slapped me and punched me and then—
She paused, lowering her sunglasses to stare at me, the black eye making her squint. —and then he tried to rape me.
She readjusted her sunglasses and leaned back.
I waited.
She took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. Fortunately, he was too drunk to get it up.
I’m so sorry, Sally,
I said gently.
She gave me a curt nod. He’s the one who’ll be sorry.
What did the police do?
I haven’t told the police.
I sat back, puzzled. Why not?
She studied me from behind her sunglasses. I don’t want to put him in jail, Rachel. I want to put him in the poorhouse.
I’m not following you.
She leaned forward, her voice low but intense. I want to sue the bastard. I want to sue him for assault and I want to sue him for battery. I want to sue him for compensatory damages and I want to sue him for punitive damages. I want a jury of my peers to make that cowardly, blue-blooded piece of shit pay through his high-society nose. He’s worth millions of dollars, Rachel, and I want every last penny of it.
She leaned back with a frosty smile. Less your one-third, of course.
I studied my newest client. Sally Wade (briefly, Sally Wade-McBride) was born and raised near Centralia, Illinois. She was in her mid-thirties and had shoulder-length auburn hair cut in bangs over her forehead. She was slender and appeared to be attractive, although it was hard to tell with the sunglasses and swollen lip. As Anthony Trollope once wrote of another attorney, Sally had a face you might see and forget, and see again and forget again; and yet when you looked at it feature by feature, you found it was a fairly good face, showing intelligence in the forehead and strength around the mouth.
It was also a face that matched her reputation. Sally was known as a shrewd adversary and a fearless trial lawyer. She was the type of woman that certain male opponents referred to as a ballbreaking cunt,
usually under their breath in the courthouse hallway after a stinging loss.
Sally had earned her reputation the old-fashioned way. After law school, she went to work for Abraham Grozny, one of the more notorious bottom-fishers in the St. Louis legal community, a five-and-dime shyster who bore a striking resemblance to the actor Lou Jacobi. She started off lugging Grozny’s massive briefcase up and down the corridors of the traffic courts on both sides of the Mississippi River as her boss trolled for clients. Sally’s job back then was to get the new client to sign the attorney-client agreement right there in the courthouse hallway and take his statement. Over the years, however, her willingness to try cases (no matter how bad the facts, sleazy the client, or small the claim) and her exceptional organizational skills (essential for a litigator with a constantly changing inventory of hundreds of small cases) made her so indispensable that Grozny, the archetypal solo practitioner, offered her a full partnership on her twenty-ninth birthday. She declined, however, and shortly thereafter left to open the law offices of Sally Wade & Associates. Her timing was exquisite. Ten months later, a federal grand jury indicted Abraham Grozny on eighteen counts of mail fraud, wire fraud, bribery, and corruption of justice—a collection of charges that suggested an explanation other than brilliant lawyering for the extraordinary results Grozny routinely obtained before certain judges, all of whom were also indicted. Last winter, midway through the third year of his seven-year prison term, Grozny had died of a cerebral hemorrhage while playing horseshoes in the prison yard.
Here.
Sally reached down and opened her briefcase. I’ve already drafted the petition.
Completely businesslike, she pulled out a file folder and handed it to me.
I placed the folder on my desk, struck by her transformation from avenging victim to cool professional. It was an impressive performance, albeit just a little creepy.
It’s a working draft,
she said casually. I know you’re good, Rachel, but you don’t do much personal injury work. This draft will give you language to work with. Feel free to change whatever you want.
She smiled. I realize that I’m the client on this one, not the lawyer. I just don’t want to waste any time. I’d love to file it by the end of the week.
I opened the folder and glanced through the allegations as I tried to sort out my own reactions. I looked up and asked, Was this the first time?
She frowned. First time?
That he ever struck you?
She paused, stroking her chin. When she answered, she chose her words carefully. This was the first time that he struck me without consent.
I repeated her answer to myself. I’m not following you.
She turned toward my office window, her face impassive. Neville is a man who has a strong need for control.
She spoke slowly, deliberately. Sexually, that is. It’s what turns him on. He likes certain, uh, scenarios.
Scenarios?
I asked, knowing I needed to hear the specifics but not eager to.
She nodded, still gazing out the window. Variations on a rape scene.
She turned to me with an expression that was almost detached. Simulated, of course. The pirate and the maiden, the prison guard and the prisoner, the Arab sheik and the harem girl, that sort of thing. Sometimes English.
English?
Bondage. He liked to tie me up. Blindfolds, gags, that sort of thing.
And you?
I asked after a moment.
Me?
You let him do those things?
The thought of Sally Wade playing the passive role in a fantasy rape game seemed so incongruous.
Occasionally,
she answered coolly, not averting her eyes.
Then again, I acknowledged, I had come across behavior in some of my divorce cases far more incongruous than a tough female trial lawyer who got her jollies playing damsel in distress to a man old enough to be her father.
But,
she continued, leaning forward for emphasis, we never did anything like what he pulled last night.
Not even close?
Not even close. Whatever he and I did in the past never left a bruise. It was pure fantasy. Last night was no fantasy. It was a nightmare.
Nevertheless,
I said, frowning pensively, you know what he may try to claim in his defense.
Don’t worry about that, Rachel. First of all, it’d be total bullshit. Simple as that. The guy beat me up and tried to rape me. I never consented to any of it. Second, he’d be too embarrassed to even try to claim that there was anything consensual about what he did. Remember, this is not some lowlife scumbag pervert. We’re talking about the distinguished Neville McBride, managing partner of Tully, Crane & Leonard. His reputation is his most precious asset. You think Mr. Wonderful wants to sit up there on the witness stand and tell the world that the only way he can get his rocks off these days is to tie up a woman facedown on her bed and jerk off onto her butt?
She shook her head. No way, José. Which is why he’ll try to settle the lawsuit early on.
I let it sink in.
Still,
I said, you should have gone to the police.
She laughed. Come on. You think the police are going to do anything to one of the St. Louis McBrides? Especially when the McBride in question happens to be a member of the St. Louis Police Board? Get real.
Sally, the man committed a crime.
Exactly,
she said with an angry sneer, and we’re going to make him pay for it.
That’s not the point, Sally. If he did it to you, he might do it to some other woman, too.
She laughed. You’re the one missing the point, Rachel. This is the best way to make sure he never does it again.
I gave her a puzzled look. Why do you say that?
Come on, Rachel.
She shook her head in disbelief. You know what’ll happen if I report it to the police? Zilch, that’s what.
Sally stood up and walked over to the window. Zilch.
She turned to face me. Look at O. J. Simpson. There’s a certified wife-beater. How many times did Nicole report him to the police? And what did they do to him? Nothing. Same here. Neville will bring in some heavyweight lawyer and have one of his powerful buddies talk to the prosecutor or the judge, and the next thing you know the case will be dismissed and the file sealed.
She walked over behind her chair and rested her hands on the top of it. Believe me, my way is far better. For everyone. Society wants punishment and deterrence. I want revenge and money. This way everyone gets what they want.
Won’t you get plenty of money anyway?
How so?
In the divorce.
She gave me a sardonic smile. Don’t be naive, Rachel. When you marry a man with that kind of net worth, especially when you’re not his first wife, you exchange more than wedding vows.
A prenuptial agreement?
She nodded darkly. And it’s airtight, according to my divorce lawyer. I’m entitled to a lump-sum payment of fifty thousand dollars.
Who’s your divorce lawyer?
She moved around to the front of her chair and sat down. Sammy Soule.
I raised my eyebrows.
Exactly,
she said. If that shark says the prenuptial agreement is valid, you can be sure it is. Sammy says there’s no way I can get any more money out of him.
She leaned back and crossed her arms over her chest. Until last night, that is.
Her lips curled with satisfaction. Last night Neville McBride handed over the key to the family gold mine.
I studied her. You still need to go to the police.
Oh, come on, Rachel. Don’t be such a Girl Scout.
I’m not, Sally. Look down the road. Your case won’t come to trial for at least a year. What if Neville denies the whole incident on the witness stand? What if he says it’s all a ruse by you to get around the prenuptial agreement? Without a police report, it’ll be just your word against his.
She thought it over. Good point.
You’ll need photographs, too. Preferably in color. A police photographer would be best. If there isn’t one available, go to a pro with a solid reputation.
I know one.
Good.
She stood up. I’ll call you tomorrow.
She handed me the signed attorney-client agreement. Don’t try to call me at the office. I don’t want my assistant to know about this. I want an airtight lid on this until we file suit. Okay?
Sure,
I said. One more thing.
What’s that?
Go see your doctor.
Excellent point. He’d be a good witness.
I gazed at my gritty, vindictive client and sighed. Sally, forget about the lawsuit for just a moment. The reason you should go see a doctor is that you’re bruised and banged up. You should go see a doctor to make sure you’re okay. Do it today.
She grinned and saluted. Yes, ma’am.
I gave her a stern look. Today.
Yes, ma’am.
Right after you see the police.
She saluted. Yes, ma’am.
I winked. Good.
Chapter Two
I swear, Benny,
I said in a voice low enough to keep the others from hearing, one of these days your penis is going to get you into big trouble.
Hey, you think it listens to me?
I’m serious.
Benny chuckled. Relax, Rachel. It’s not like she’s in any of my classes.
He peered out his window. So, do you have service of process on Commander Kinky?
Not yet. Probably next week.
He pointed. What the hell is that?
I leaned over to see where he was looking. What?
We were at the top of the Arch, high above downtown St. Louis. Benny was peering out one of the windows on the east side.
There,
he said, pointing to a factory building on the Illinois side of the Mississippi River. Jesus, what the fuck are those things on the north side of that building? Cows?
I squinted. Yep.
You’re shitting me.
Those are stockyards, Benny.
In East St. Louis? I thought they were all closed down.
Not all of them. That’s Douglas Beef.
Benny looked over at me. Why is it taking so long to get him served?
It took a moment to shift mental gears. It hasn’t been that long. Sally Wade came in last Wednesday. I filed suit on Friday. Today is only Tuesday.
Why not hire a process server and get the son of a bitch served right away?
Her choice. She wants the sheriff’s office to serve the papers.
I shrugged. She’s a lawyer, Benny, and she knows it could take the sheriff’s office a week or more to get him served.
I paused, frowning. I think she likes the idea of a deputy sheriff showing up at McBride’s law firm with the court papers. She thinks it’ll embarrass him.
Sounds like a real sweetheart.
Hey, she’s entitled. Any man who does that deserves to be humiliated.
Benny stepped back and shook his head. This is one of those goddam optical illusions.
What is?
These windows. How high up are we?
Shifting mental gears again, I flipped through the National Parks Service pamphlet that I had picked up when we bought our tram tickets down below. The Arch is six hundred and thirty feet tall.
Amazing,
Benny said.
What?
Down below, looking up, you see these little bitty chickenshit windows, and you think, hey, when I get up to the top of the Arch they’ll turn out to be as big as picture windows—it’ll be panorama city. But look at them. They’re still little bitty chickenshit windows. Weird. I’m telling you, Rachel, there’s some strange shit in this town.
Hey,
I said with mock indignity, I take time out of my busy schedule in the middle of the week to take Mr. New Jersey to the top of the world-famous Gateway Arch, soaring emblem of my proud hometown, and what do I get for my trouble? Nothing but grief.
I’m not giving you grief. You’re a total babe, woman. But your hometown.
He shook his head. We’re talking weird.
Come on, grumpy,
I said, hooking my arm around his to drag him toward the tram loading area. Someone who grew up near the Jersey Turnpike ought to remember the old saying about people in glass houses.
And what about this thing?
he said, stopping to look around. A humongous stainless-steel arch, planted on the banks of the Mississippi, stuffed with trainloads of yokels cruising up and down inside of it all day long. What the hell is this all about? Some weird Midwest shrine to Ray Kroc?
He was on one of his harangues, and, as usual, I couldn’t help but smile. I also couldn’t help but notice how the tourists on either side of us were edging away. Benny Goldberg tended to have that effect on strangers. He was fat and vulgar and loud and obnoxious. He was also brilliant and funny and thoughtful and savagely loyal. I loved him like the brother I never had, although he in no way bore even the slightest resemblance to any brother of my dreams.
We had gone to the Arch on impulse. Earlier that day, just before noon, Benny had dropped by my office after the antitrust seminar he taught every Tuesday morning. We went to lunch at O’Connell’s Pub on Kingshighway. It was a sunny autumn day, and on the drive back to Highway 40 after lunch the Arch had been clearly visible to the east, gleaming in the sunlight.
You ever been in that damn thing?
Benny had asked as we waited for the light to change.
Not since grade school,
I answered. You?
He shook his head and then paused, turning to me with eyebrows raised. I had looked at my watch, checked my appointment calendar, and shrugged. Why not?
So we went.
You got plans for later today?
Benny asked as the doors closed and the tram lurched forward. Around five-thirty?
Benny and I were seated by a tram window, which had a view of the dark and eerie interior of the Arch. There were two trams, and each ran on special tracks inside the hollow, curving legs of the Arch. One traversed the north leg of the Arch, the other the south. Each tram had eight barrel-shaped segments, and each segment held five passengers. A special leveling device kept the passengers in an upright position throughout the four-minute journey between the subterranean loading zone and the observation deck up top.
Actually I do have plans,
I said. Why?
We have a moot court social function at the law school.
He looked over at me and raised his eyebrows. Big Jake’ll be there.
Big Jake was Jacob Sherman, an associate professor of environmental law at the UCLA School of Law. He was at Washington University for the semester as a visiting professor. He was also, according to Benny, a nice Jewish boy. Benny, in his entirely unsolicited role as Yenta the matchmaker, had selected Big Jake as the future Mr. Rachel Gold.
Well,
I said sarcastically, thanks for the advance notice.
What’s your prior commitment?
I gave him a wink and pantomimed a few karate chops.
Oh, for God’s sake, not that martial-arts class again. Skip it today.
No way, Benny. It’s only our second week.
What’s going on, Rachel? Since when did you become a Jackie Chan fanatic?
I’m not. I’m trying to learn a little self-defense. Considering what’s happened in my life the last few years, it’s about time.
Self-defense? I call a crowbar self-defense. Or a .357 Magnum. Bowing and jumping around barefoot in goofy white pajamas is hardly self-defense.
I shook my head patiently. The teacher is great and I love the class.
I had enrolled in a self-defense class for women that was sponsored by the bar association. There were eleven of us, and we met twice a week for six weeks. Although I had been somewhat dubious before the first class, I was hooked already. I was spending forty-five minutes every night practicing the moves our instructor taught us.
Where do you have those classes?
Benny asked.
At the Vic Tanny health club in Clayton.
Oh, really?
he said, suddenly interested.
I looked at him curiously. Yes, really.
Well, well.
He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. I may have to drop by one time.
You? For what reason?
Best reason of all: they have an awesome collection of Stairmasters. There must be eight of them, lined up side by side.
I frowned at him. Oh? Since when did you become a Stairmaster enthusiast?
From the beginning. I’m no Johnny-come-lately on that piece of equipment.
I studied him dubiously. I didn’t know you used a Stairmaster.
Me?
Benny gave me an incredulous look. Are you nuts? I’ve never been on one in my life. What’s the point? If God meant us to walk up fifty flights of stairs four times a week, he wouldn’t have given us elevators.
Then enlighten me.
It’s easy. There may be some great sights in this city, but nothing can match the rear view of eight babes in leotards and thongs doing their thing on the Stairmaster. As far as I’m concerned, the inventor of the damn thing deserves a Nobel Prize.
I shook my head in wonder. Would you remind me again why I’m willing to be seen with you in public?
On our way out, we paused at the south leg of the Arch, craning our heads back to look up at where we had been. I could barely make out Benny’s little bitty windows at the top. It was truly an enormous structure: a silver parabola towering over the banks of the Mississippi River, more than twice the height of the Statue of Liberty. The other leg was 630 feet north of where we stood—more than two football fields away. The base of each leg measured fifty-four feet per side, a perfect equilateral triangle that tapered to seventeen feet per side at the top, which was shimmering in the bright sunlight.
A towboat blast made me turn toward the Mississippi River, where a long string of coal barges was gliding south under the Poplar Street Bridge. The tow’s powerful screws churned the muddy waters into a cappuccino froth.
Gazing out at the riverfront, you could still feel the history of the place, even though modern gambling casinos and a floating McDonald’s were anchored along the cobblestone levee where the grand paddle wheelers once docked. We were near the south leg of the Arch, not far from the boardinghouse where Mark Twain lived during his two-year stint as a gossip columnist for the St. Louis Evening News. A hundred feet to the north of Twain’s boardinghouse had been the offices of Grant & Boggs, a struggling real estate company owned by a man named Ulysses S. Grant. Each morning, Grant would pass by a house a few blocks to the south of his business that had been let to a Virginia officer of the Army Corps of Engineers who was stationed in St. Louis to solve the erosion problems along the riverbanks. That officer’s name was Robert E. Lee. And on the spot where Benny and I were standing, back on a brisk, sunny morning in March of 1804, just days before they left on their famous expedition into the uncharted territories of the Louisiana Purchase, Captain Meriwether Lewis and Lieutenant William Clark had stood at attention in front of the government house as a lone soldier lowered the French flag and raised the American flag.
On the drive back to my office, Benny asked, Do you think Neville McBride will fight or settle?
Hard to say. Sally thinks he’ll try to settle.
And you?
I sighed. I really don’t know.
You don’t sound too pumped over the case.
I glanced over at him and nodded. I’m not wild about her.
How come?
I gave him a weary shrug. I know I should be more compassionate. What happened to her is awful. A total outrage. But she’s so…so cold-blooded about it.
About what?
The lawsuit. All she’s interested in is the money.
He laughed. What did you expect?
I shook my head. Something more.
Jesus, Rachel. She’s supposed to be interested in the money. That’s why she’s the plaintiff. You’re her lawyer. Remember? You gotta get with the program, woman. You sound like a proctologist who doesn’t want to treat a patient ’cause he’s got something wrong with his butt. You don’t love butts, don’t be a proctologist.
Maybe so,
I conceded.
He looked over with a sympathetic smile. Hey, I understand. You want her to be Joan of Arc, and instead you got the Merchant of Venice in drag.
I nodded glumly. Sort of.
Just keep your fingers crossed, woman.
I glanced at him. For what?
For a fight.
Huh?
Let’s hope that rich old fart decides to fight it. You know: millions for defense, not a penny for tribute. Then you can turn her into Joan of Arc. War is bliss.
Wrong, Benny. In this case, peace is bliss. Which is another reason I’m not excited about it.
I moaned and shook my head. Can you imagine the media circus at the trial?
So? You’ll be a star. I can see it now: Rachel the Jewish Goddess versus the Big Bwana of Bondage. We’re talking cover of Newsweek, woman.
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