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757 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 15, 2024
“I’m beginning to think the universe is playing a joke on me, wreaking havoc on my life in the form of a little tornado pixie.”
“Anything for you, Levi,” he whispers against my hair. “You know I’d do anything for you.”
He’s small in stature but gives off a don’t fuck with me vibe that even makes my bigass, two-hundred pound full of muscle, and six-foot-two frame shrink back a little.
It’s so Pretty Woman of me to fall for a client, but more than that, I’m hoping he’s happy to be the Richard Gere to my Julia Roberts.
“You are so fucking sexy that it hurts my eyes. Seriously. I’ve got to squint. Or get an eye patch, so it only hits me half as hard.”
“You think I’m settling for you? I told you, this is fate. I knew the moment I saw you. I thought, ‘He’s the one to give me my first dicking.’ Honestly, it was a super romantic moment for me.”
“Colbs, I just want to give you a heads-up—if you take your clothes off, I may end up rubbing myself on you like a horny penguin.”
“So…” I lean forward, unable to stop the words from slipping from my mouth. “A candlestick went up my butt last night—”