You want to know the best part of being a djinn? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. I've spent my life granting wishes for flesh bags who don't deserve it, and I don't even get to use my powers in my off-hours. Djinn life blows!" Jeany Jones is over living her life tied to a lamp. When she's not drunk or starting bar fights, she's is hustling the streets trying to earn enough money to pay next month's rent. Djinn life is not what the freaking brochure's promised. When a mysterious vampire shows up offering to share the location of an object of power that will free Jeany from her djinn chains, she's all in. All he wants is one little wish. It sounds like a piece of cake. Jeany takes off with her best friend Cece the Leprechaun, Taffy a slightly deranged Selkie and the vampire who seems too good to be true. What could possibly go wrong?