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“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

“No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.”
― Helen Fielding, Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination