Guys Quotes

“If she tried to leave without him he would burn her house down, plain and simple.”
― R.L. Mathewson, Playing for Keeps

“Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz

“How come you’re in such a good mood? You couldn't have gotten much more sleep than I did last night. Are you a morning person?” I ask in mock horror.“A mornin’ person, well maybe, but let’s just say I got to experience the nicest parts of hell last night,” he says quietly,taking the shirt I offer him. As he rises out of thebed, I can’t help looking over his perfect abdomen and chest before he shrugs into his shirt.“I’m sorry, the nicest parts of hell? What does that mean?” I ask.“Red, yer not a guy, so there’s no point explainin’,”
― Amy A. Bartol, Inescapable

“I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.”
― lorraine zago rosenthal, Other Words for Love

“I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me.”
― Edward M. Wolfe, Hell on Ice

“It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs point to yes), then they take charge masterfully and completely.”
― Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Ain't She Sweet?

“Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.”
― Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir

“Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Life’s so much easier for them.”
― Cath Crowley, A Little Wanting Song

“Just because someone is a girl doesn't mean she can't be tough and practical and have adventures. That's the way most girls are-until they get around guys. Then guys make them act all stupid.”
― Candace Bushnell, The Carrie Diaries

“This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.”
― Anne Eliot

“There’s something about the sight of a gorgeous guy in an open convertible heading in your direction that makes all bad feelings evaporate into thin air.”
― Daria Snadowsky, Anatomy of a Single Girl

“Karl was no glamour boy. But even during this first meeting I discovered he had something better. The kind of intelligence that's more attractive than physical beauty.”
― Aidan Chambers

“You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.”
― Salman Rushdie

“She wasn’t all that into guys anyhow, she kept telling herself. It’s just there were so goddamn many of them.”
― Robert Dunbar, Martyrs and Monsters

“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”
― Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours

“Here, most of the men step to the side of the road, drop their drawers, and go when ever the mood strikes them. They’re beyond disgusting,whipping out their willies like weapons.The soldiers make jokes, hold pissing contests while comparing sizes,and think its hilarious.Personally, I could do with a little less hilarity.”
― Julie Reece, Crux

“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.”
― Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good and right in the world. An empty box means...not that.”
― Colleen McCarty, Mounting the Whale

“If a guy likes you, he will not just fight for you. He will also fight the rest of the guys who were hoping to take his place.”
― Franzie Gubatina

“there is always a balance between beauty and strength...girls are getting stronger and guys are turning beautiful..”
― Upasana Banerjee

“I do not know anything about ‘all the good guys are taken’ but I certainly know none of the beautiful girls are virgin.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don't forget your up stairs, if you don't go up there to put things in order, then, consider the former attributes null and void.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz

“Almost nothing is as dull as guys who pretend to be soccer experts, they're almost as dull as the poetry ones. All this crazy talk about 'soccer strategies' its just a silly ballgame. Hardly any strategy possible. You either put 4 or 5 guys in the middle of the field, that's about it. And yet they talk about it as if it the most complex philosophical problem ever invented.”
― Martinus Hendrikus Benders

“But no guy was worth being a girl guys cheated with.”
― LeighAnn Kopans, Solving for Ex