Weird Quotes

“Weird is the new cool. If someone thinks your weird then they don't know how it is to be cool.”
― Potato <3

“Slip me a piece of paper with 'Yes or No' on it, and I'll be the one to circle 'or' as my answer.”
― Aurora

“We're odd. She's odd. She fits right in, does she not?”
― Genevieve Gornichec, The Witch's Heart

“Through even perhaps no one's making but their own, there are people out there who don't at all feel themselves designed for other people because they're seldom understood; howbeit not in some rebellious, angsty way - just really, gravely mistaken.”
― Criss Jami

“Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet”
― dazai osamu, No Longer Human

“Bertrand Russell famously said: “It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.” [but] Russell’s maxim is the luxury of a technologically advanced society with science, history, journalism, and their infrastructure of truth-seeking, including archival records, digital datasets, high-tech instruments, and communities of editing, fact-checking, and peer review. We children of the Enlightenment embrace the radical creed of universal realism: we hold that all our beliefs should fall within the reality mindset. We care about whether our creation story, our founding legends, our theories of invisible nutrients and germs and forces, our conceptions of the powerful, our suspicions about our enemies, are true or false. That’s because we have the tools to get answers to these questions, or at least to assign them warranted degrees of credence. And we have a technocratic state that should, in theory, put these beliefs into practice.
But as desirable as that creed is, it is not the natural human way of believing. In granting an imperialistic mandate to the reality mindset to conquer the universe of belief and push mythology to the margins, we are the weird ones—or, as evolutionary social scientists like to say, the WEIRD ones: Western, Educated, Industrialized, Rich, Democratic. At least, the highly educated among us are, in our best moments. The human mind is adapted to understanding remote spheres of existence through a mythology mindset. It’s not because we descended from Pleistocene hunter-gatherers specifically, but because we descended from people who could not or did not sign on to the Enlightenment ideal of universal realism. Submitting all of one’s beliefs to the trials of reason and evidence is an unnatural skill, like literacy and numeracy, and must be instilled and cultivated.”
― Pinker Steven, Rationality: What It Is, Why It Seems Scarce, Why It Matters

“Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet”
― Osamu Dazai

“If everything seems strange to you when you look around, then there must be something weird about you! If nothing looks strange to you when you look around, then there must be something weird about you again!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Feet in general are weird.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“Nuestra casa era una prodigiosa zarza ardiente que lamía los troncos de los árboles y avanzaba como una legión por el huerto. Supe que el sonido de esa crepitación descomunal era el de todos los esqueletos que me habían atormentado. Las calaveras de los abedules, las de nuestros padres y ahora la de tía Anita.”
― Giovanna Rivero, Tierra fresca de su tumba

“To children everywhere; let your dreams take you wherever you want to go.”
― John Walker Pattison., Strange Trips and Weird Adventures

“Campers screamed when they swam and played and sometimes simply for the sake of screaming.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Box in the Woods

“The electric saw worked like a charm and, a few non-Bananagrammatical but highly Rabbinical words and a miniature parasol later, I was a newly-married man.”
― Robert Wringham, Stern Plastic Owl

“we literally live on a rock”
― a unamed friend of mine

“When we let go of concern or worry about what others think about us, we free ourselves to be the weird and wonderful people we were born to be.”
― Sheri Fink, InstaGrateful: Finding Your Bliss in a Social Media World

“I'd rather fall anus-first into a dick patch.”
― eden Hudson, Jubal Van Zandt & the Revenge of the Bloodslinger

“I’m the type of girl who gets excited for the next full moon. I recharge my batteries by the ocean, rivers and lakes. I drive around the block one more time just to listen to my playlist. I’m the type of girl that believes magic exists in this world even at times when it doesn’t seem so magical. I’m aware the little things in this lifetime are actually the big things, the important things.”
― JefaWild

“Stalin's son laid down his life for shit. But a death for shit is not a senseless death.”
― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

“If we make a comment about a person who seems weird to us without knowing what she has experienced in her life, this will be the real weirdness.”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“The fiberglass donut hung motionless 50 feet in the air.”
― Rick Wayne, The Zero Signal

“The trick to walking around in someone else's body is not getting caught.”
― Rick Wayne, Breakout

“Dejó de cantar y, en silencio, hizo lo que tenía que hacer para darles vida. Esta vez usó más sangre. Casi se desmaya por la cantidad que exprimió de sus venas, pero era necesario. Ahora, la cicatriz en sus cuellos tomó la forma de una estrella. Finalmente, los niños abrieron los ojos. Afuera se escuchó un trueno. Comenzó a llover.”
― Enrique Urbina, Nadie encontrará mis huesos

“In the dictionary, the words "different" and "unique" are not defined as wrong.

Weird people are my people.”
― Jodi Livon

“Chastising one for being unique is weird.”
― H D Howard

“The idea of putting raisins in cookies originated with my microscope. 'Chocolate chips? Nope! I'm using dehydrated grapes instead.”
― Kevin Molesworth, I Think My Microscope Is Possessed By The Devil

“My microscope got a waitress fired because she referred to a tomato as a vegetable. 'It's a fruit! Learn your taxonomy, bitch!”
― Kevin Molesworth, I Think My Microscope Is Possessed By The Devil

“Weirdness had a way of bringing people together.”
― S.E. Palmer, Drifting in a Dream

“We all need to laugh sometimes, especially when things get weird.”
― Jessica Marie Baumgartner

“When Mary Lee awoke in the morning, she was in a vanilla-plain room, under crispy sheets, with white waffled blankets. Next to her bed was its identical twin. White and waffled. Waiting.”
― Caroline B. Cooney, Twins

“Insane or genius?”
― Steven Magee