when people joke like "i slept with yo momma" but she did
weirdly specific reason reasons you would love this book: - the smut starts on page 2 - the smuwhen people joke like "i slept with yo momma" but she did
weirdly specific reason reasons you would love this book: - the smut starts on page 2 - the smut to plot ratio is 10000000 to 0 - milf is used literally - the quote: "Good, you ready to go or do you need to kiss my mom goodbye first?" - a scuba diving analogy
weirdly specific reason i did not love this book: the quote "I don't want you to be my mom. I want to f*** you." also the use of the word cunnilingus non-ironically.
sorry to netgalley, who gave me this ARC book and I'm only reading it now. I'm also sorry for using the word cunnilingus in this review. this may be my last review with netgalley......more
watching the music video after reading this book hit different. the book was canon down to the choker, the red bathing suit and the denim jacket she wwatching the music video after reading this book hit different. the book was canon down to the choker, the red bathing suit and the denim jacket she wears. i hate trenton just as much in the books as i did in the music video (OF COURSE his name is freaking trenton) (i hope not a single trenton reads this)
ranking hayley kiyoko songs that would make good books: 5. sleepover (the friends to lovers, secret pining) 4. what i need 3. curious (hear me out: two girls in the summer have a thing then the girl goes to school and sees that the OTHER girl has a BF- gasp- cue lyric: If you let him touch ya (touch ya, touch ya, touch ya, touch ya, touch ya) the way I used to (used to, used to, used to, used to, used to) 2. sugar at the bottom (just cuz i wanna see the words "If I could give him some advicе, just stay away, she's fucking crazy" in a book thx ) 1. determinate
this book had so much potentiallllllllllll
but it def reads like a celebrity book. if anyone read bella thorne's books they'd know what im talking about. people read celebrities' books for the celebrities not the books themselves. ...more
i need the next one immediately but its 12am. u can go into a bookstore if all the lights are out and nobody's working right? asking for a friend thati need the next one immediately but its 12am. u can go into a bookstore if all the lights are out and nobody's working right? asking for a friend that friend is me...more
for anyone who wants to come out, has come out, can't come out, or anyone at allfor anyone who wants to come out, has come out, can't come out, or anyone at all...more
it's giving hallmark if hallmark wasn't as straight as it is. so yk, hallmark if it was actually good. (i actually lo"I'm gay; obviously I walk fast!"
it's giving hallmark if hallmark wasn't as straight as it is. so yk, hallmark if it was actually good. (i actually love hallmark but im proving a point here). super rich super spoiled (super gay) city boy comes back to the small town he grew up in only to see that GASP hot smalltown boy that wears flannel will be sharing a room with him. the HORROR. he hates him immediately. and tells him as such. yk... as one does when there's a nice handsome complete stranger guest staying at ur house. NOW he has to save his smalltown family's used bookstore if he wants to get back to his old big city life. except... what if the small town isn't just what he needed?... it's what he wants? spoiler alert: they live happily ever after. the end.
A Christmas Book for July. ok lemme explain this. because, yes i know it's no longer Christmas. do i care? no. would i read this in February too? march? april? even july????! yes. do u get it now? i would sit by the pool on a scorching july day sipping Mai Tai's and reading this Christmas book with absolute zero shame. (ok maybe a little shame).
but seriously i forgot it was set during Christmas when i was reading this. legit (ew i just said legit) i was picturing this during the summer in a small town (it's giving It Happened One Summer) until i read that it was snowing and i literally reeled from shock. i did that thing i do when im reading and a really hot character i love is described with a man bun or super hairy chest and i squeeze my eyes shut and try to unread it....more
"And the saddest thing about you fans is that you don't care about yourselves. You would give your lives for these boys. They practically keep you ali"And the saddest thing about you fans is that you don't care about yourselves. You would give your lives for these boys. They practically keep you alive. But beneath that, and if you took all that away, you fundamentally do not value yourself."
this is the book version of "If the world was ending you'd come over right?"this is the book version of "If the world was ending you'd come over right?"...more
ive hit the point in my life where romances are not fun to read anymore. they just remind me of how alone i am and how i don't have a hot chef to makeive hit the point in my life where romances are not fun to read anymore. they just remind me of how alone i am and how i don't have a hot chef to make out with in the kitchen as soon as the workers aren't looking....more