"but karen, you NEVER star-rate your monsterporn!"
and it's true, but even more surprising - despite this cover, t3.5 stars, rounded up for christmas.
"but karen, you NEVER star-rate your monsterporn!"
and it's true, but even more surprising - despite this cover, this is not monsterporn. it fooled me, too! i'll review it (and the thirty other books i have fallen behind on reviewing - eek!) soon, but for now, enjoy your holidays and your clean brains knowing nothing about human santapedes. ...more
this is one of the titles on the long list of "karen's overdue reviews," but honestly - this book is so bananas, the only way i can do it any justice this is one of the titles on the long list of "karen's overdue reviews," but honestly - this book is so bananas, the only way i can do it any justice is to do it drunk, so i'm gonna have to dbr this. i will get to work on the d part tonight and see if the r surfaces....more
Kissing makes Lukas wonder whether or not that man ate Bernhard's thin, soft lips or if he threw them out with hair and bone.
i expected this book woulKissing makes Lukas wonder whether or not that man ate Bernhard's thin, soft lips or if he threw them out with hair and bone.
i expected this book would be a lotta things, but "boring" wasn't one of them.
alas...
[image]
it reads like a writing workshop assignment: choose an article from the newspaper and write a story from the point of view of one of the participants. i give her much respect for choosing such a meaty article(view spoiler)[
[image]
(hide spoiler)], but in order for it to feel like something more than an exercise in character or voice, it needs to have a clear audience.
and i don't know who that is. there are two obvious starting points - fans of cannibalism, most likely in the horror genre, and fans of m/m romance. but i don't know if this would satisfy either of those audiences. so far, all i know is that it has captured the interest of the WTF crowd. which is clearly a measurable segment of the reading population, but one with a short attention span.
full review to come if my own attention span allows for it.
2.5 stars rounded up just to applaud the balls on a nice southern jewish girl in tackling this subject matter....more
i am enjoying this so far, but i gotta say - this font choice is just way too small for heatwave-sleepy eyes. when i squint, i am just that
[image]
i am enjoying this so far, but i gotta say - this font choice is just way too small for heatwave-sleepy eyes. when i squint, i am just that much closer to being asleep, and i kept drifting off in the hothouse of my apartment.... zzzzzzz
fulfilling my 2019 goal to read (at least) one book each month that has been digitally moldering, unread, on my NOOK for years and years and years.
thifulfilling my 2019 goal to read (at least) one book each month that has been digitally moldering, unread, on my NOOK for years and years and years.
this brings my 2019 NOOK project 'round full-circle, as i started it off in january with The Kind Worth Killing, a different book by this guy......more
Doc Holliday leaned his head way back, tilting his hat to shade his eyes from the glare of the November sun and said, “Well, that still looks l[image]
Doc Holliday leaned his head way back, tilting his hat to shade his eyes from the glare of the November sun and said, “Well, that still looks like some Jules Verne shit to me.”
3.5 rounded down because i didn't like it as much as her other shorts, mostly because i didn't get it at first because i'm a dummy.
i still mean to review this someday, but look - today i made a shark on the computer! i am a wizard!!!. someone snatch me up before i hack into EVERYTHING!...more