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Empire of the Vampire by Jay Kristoff
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There are too many thoughts and it's too close to the end of the year. I will not be reviewing this . . . . experience. I DECLARE REVIEW AMNESTY.

[3 stars, for now; i still can't believe he stole that one climactic scene straight from Stephen King]
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Reading Progress

October 31, 2021 – Shelved
October 31, 2021 – Shelved as: i-don-t-know
May 10, 2022 – Shelved as: illumicrate-and-fairyloot
May 11, 2022 – Shelved as: to-read
October 8, 2022 – Started Reading
October 8, 2022 –
1.0% "Will I hate this? Will I love it? Will it make me want to take a nap? This is your last chance, Kristoff."
October 8, 2022 –
8.0% "I'm actually liking this so far. The story is compelling. It's overwritten, of course, but not as badly as I'd been afraid it would be."
October 9, 2022 –
16.0% "Dude, I know a “borrowed” line when I see it, and I have seen LOTR: The Two Towers so many times I basically have it memorized. I feel like Legolas needs to pop in here and yell, “They’re all going to die!!” in Sindarin to really complete the effect."
October 9, 2022 –
28.0% "The framing device is awkward. Nobody tells stories like this."
October 10, 2022 –
34.0% "Hey, look! A lady!!!"
October 10, 2022 –
40.0% "wtf is Aaron de Coste's deal? he's irritating me"
October 10, 2022 –
47.0% "are you seriously trying to pull a Da Vinci Code on me rn, Kristoff? that book was published in 2003."
October 11, 2022 –
55.0% "Father Callahan from 'Salem's Lot and The Dark Tower! *That's* why Gabriel and his lack of faith was feeling so familiar to me. Is anything in this book going to feel original? I know there are no new ideas, but there are ways to make ideas feel fresh. A lot of the big stuff in here isn't feeling that way."
October 11, 2022 –
67.0% "Sometimes I think that authors with high body counts in their books just aren't imaginative enough to find better ways to emotionally devastate their readers."
October 11, 2022 – Finished Reading
October 12, 2022 – Shelved as: shop-on-your-own-shelves-2022
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: alt-history
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: bloody-and-gross
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: espionage
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: fantasy
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: half-starsies
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: historical-fiction
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: horror
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: i-vant-to-drink-your-blood
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: illustrated
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: paranormal-and-supernatural
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: political-plots-and-maneuverings
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: religion
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: romantical-tragical
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: schools-of-magic
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: speculative
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: survivalist
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: the-end-is-nigh
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: treasure-and-adventure
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: unfinished-series
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: violent-and-epic
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: witchy-witches-and-their-ilk
December 23, 2022 – Shelved as: you-wrote-about-what-now
March 28, 2024 – Shelved as: curiosity-killed-the-cat

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