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The Bone Collector by Onley James
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Finally! Finally we’re fully in Project Watchtower for The Watch series, the second Necessary Evils spin-off series by the genius Onley James (the first spin-off series being Jericho’s Boys). We’re starting off with The Bone Collector, which considering that’s the notorious name one of the project’s instructors, Park, went by when he was still active in the field (and the second book is going to be called The Sin Eater, which was the field operative name of the head of the project), it seems that all the books in The Watch series are going to be titled after field operative names. I’m down.

I’m not going to go over the whole synopsis with you. That’s just blase. Let’s go over the tropes you know, and then I’ll go over what I found of interest that doesn’t come across in the blurb, shall we?

*Age-Gap Romance (oh yeah, it’s a good gap, too!)
*Teacher/Student (this one’s a little loosely interpreted, since Park, one of our MMCs, doesn’t teach much in this book because Gift, our other MMC, isn’t one of the students learning his speciality)

Tropes that the blurb doesn’t mention:

*Older brother/younger brother dynamic (they aren’t brothers, but Park insists on Gift using the honorifics for those roles)
*Daddy k!nk (Ohhhhhh yes. Our Park is a Daddy Dom and our Gift is his sweet baby boy (no ageplay))
*Semi-public k!nk, virginity k!nk, slight degradation k!nk, edging, impact play, filthy talk
*Touch him and you die
*Gift is manipulative, secretive, touch-starved, and needy
*Park is a possessive mofo
*Park is essentially Gift’s legal guardian and full-time bodyguard

Besides the extremely high heat rating of this book (it is super dooper freaking hot, you guys) and how well-written that spice is (good lord, Onley is trying to kill us all, ffs), it needs to be known this book is FUN. It’s hilarious. It’s like “Necessary Evils: High School Edition”. Imagine if the Mulvaneys, Jericho’s Boys, The Feelings Faction (IYKYK), and Elite Protection Services ALL went to the same boarding school. Some are there on merit via scholarship and some are there because they have connections. Some are there because they have both money and merit. There’s all genders, all walks of life, neurotypicals, neuroatypicals, geniuses, people of average intelligence…you get the picture. The point of the place is for the neuroatypicals to be matched with an emotional support human to keep them tethered to their humanity. It’s brilliant. It’s volatile. It’s going to either be wildly successful or they’re going to burn the world down. Either way, I’m going to have a wild-ass and fun time reading to see what they do while they screw each other into every available surface and torture the bad guys along the way.

Please be mindful of your own mental health before attempting to read this book and read the list of CW/TWs before you start. I don’t ever need them but you might. Take care of you.
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Quotes Lilibet Liked

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“When are you just going to admit you want your ‘big bro’ to bang you like a pinky toe on a coffee table?”
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“You can’t let the feelings faction get to you.”
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“We got pizza for reading twenty books over summer vacation in middle school, but the U.S. Government can’t feed us for eliminating a hostile threat? Wow.”
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“This is a school for assassins, and I’m the weirdo for asking if we get to kill a real person? Okay.”
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“Kendrick fiddled with his tie. “Well, if you get caught…we won’t help you. We will disavow all knowledge of you.” “You can’t do that,” Lennon said. “Yeah, our parents are loaded,” Moses said. “People know we go to school here,” Diego added. “My mom has three TONY awards,” Dove said wistfully. “And I’m too pretty for prison.”
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“Payton said Park needed to be shocked out of his romantic coma. And this plan was the equivalent of taking those little paddles they used to shock people back into a normal heart rhythm and putting them directly over Park’s dick.”
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“Park turned the full force of his attention on him, looking him over, before his gaze settled on his lips. “Why did you ask me about my virginity?” ‘Cause I want you to fuck me, moron. Gift rubbed at his earlobe, trying to sound nonchalant. “Research, maybe?”
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“You girl-bossed too close to the sun.”
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“You’re such a little demon. A succubus sent straight from hell to tempt me.” Gift gave him a slow blink, heart hammering as a smile spread across his face. “Aw, you say the sweetest things.”
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“Poor hia,” Gift taunted. “Just trying to do a good deed and now your new ward is out to seduce you. It’s very Jane Eyre.”
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Onley James
“Straight boys are sweaty and they smell bad and they’re mean and only care about sex. Girls are pretty and soft and they smell nice. There’s really no comparison.”
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Onley James
“Payton sat up, not dislodging Dove. “What about you? Are you secretly a lesbian, too?” he asked Morgan. Morgan rolled her eyes. “Gender is a construct. I don’t really care what people have in their pants as long as they can get me off and don’t get clingy.” “Way to have standards,” Payton teased. Morgan gave him an imperious look. “You only fuck men who get mail from AARP, so shut the fuck up.” “Hey, you’d be surprised how much those discounts save on hotel rooms,” Payton quipped back.”
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“Gift yelped as Payton grabbed him beneath his arms and dragged him into his lap, squeezing him tightly. “I missed you.” “I was only gone for a few hours,” Gift said, rolling his eyes. “It was too long. You’re my emotional support human. When you’re gone, I feel at least twenty-four percent more stabby. I’m sure it gets worse the longer you’re gone. Best not to test the theory.”
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“I should have known it would all come back to you.” Kendrick sneered. “You’re the worst thing that ever happened to me. My biggest mistake.” Someone gasped from beside Gift but he wasn’t sure who. Aiden, however, just laughed. “Oh, come on. I’m almost positive that you haven’t experienced the worst thing to ever happen to you. But you’re about to.”
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“Who’s cleaning up this mess?” Park asked Boone. “They are,” he said, pointing to the kids. Groans sounded around the whole room. “Oh, come on. You made us clean up after Aspen and now, we have to clean this, too?” Morgan whined, flopping onto one of the gym mats. Boone sighed. “Fine. Just this once, I’ll let the professionals handle it. But you will learn proper body disposal. Got it?” “Yes, sir,” they all said in unison. Boone rolled his eyes. “Okay, go to bed. It’s late.”
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Reading Progress

November 11, 2023 – Started Reading
November 11, 2023 – Shelved
November 11, 2023 – Finished Reading
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: 5-star-reviews
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: age-gap-romance
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: book-universes
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: book-series
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: daddy-k-nk
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: ebooks-i-own
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: erotica
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: forbidden-romance
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: found-family
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: gay-romance
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: holy-crud-that-was-hot
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: kindle-unlimited
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: kink-and-bdsm-friendly
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: lgbtqia-romances
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: lgbtqia-friendly-reads
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: part-of-a-romance-series
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: romance-universes
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: smutty-romance-spice-level-3
November 12, 2023 – Shelved as: workplace-romance

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