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Assistant to the Villain
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DNF at 30%
Before we go any further, I need to remind you that every book I read receives the same degree of harsh scrutiny. I don't know Hannah, nor have I ever been mutuals with her. And honestly, I'm relieved for that last fact because I don't know how the hell I'd manage that conflict of interest. I promised to be 100% honest with all of you—always. No matter what. No matter how nervous it makes me that I'll receive backlash. Because at the end of the day: THIS ISN'T A PERSONAL ATTACK. It's a review of a particular piece of literature.
I'm sorry I don't have anything nice to say about this book. If it makes you feel any better, I'm mutuals with Ali Hazelwood and I said her latest novel was "seriously mediocre."
Here's why I bailed on Assistant to the Villain:
1. This book gave me the same cringe, uncomfy feeling as watching anything ChristianTok, much like the first half of this (decidedly hilarious) TikTok made by my friend Shaye.
2. It reads like Middle Grade, so much so that I almost gaslit myself into thinking that maybe it was YA. Nope. It's adult. Or at least, it's supposed to be.
3. Painfully unfunny. I never saw the original TikToks that inspired this book, and I believe the marketing when it says the series was "hilarious." Why then, did not an ounce of humour translate? Moreover, why instead of finding it even a little bit funny, did I make this face after every joke line was delivered: 🥴😵💫
4. Characters as flat as French crêpes. Do you really need me to explain this one? Fine. How's this: If the main character were an instrument, she'd be a cowbell.
5. Either the narrator's performance did the book zero favours, or vice versa. Either way, the narration was grating.
I hope I am in the tiny minority of people who don't like this book 😬 And for the love of god, do not send this to the author. In fact, do not send ANY negative reviews to ANY authors. That just makes you a c-nt. It's not a good look.
Many thanks to Tantor for providing me with the ALC and for Penguin UK for sending me an ARC
Before we go any further, I need to remind you that every book I read receives the same degree of harsh scrutiny. I don't know Hannah, nor have I ever been mutuals with her. And honestly, I'm relieved for that last fact because I don't know how the hell I'd manage that conflict of interest. I promised to be 100% honest with all of you—always. No matter what. No matter how nervous it makes me that I'll receive backlash. Because at the end of the day: THIS ISN'T A PERSONAL ATTACK. It's a review of a particular piece of literature.
I'm sorry I don't have anything nice to say about this book. If it makes you feel any better, I'm mutuals with Ali Hazelwood and I said her latest novel was "seriously mediocre."
Here's why I bailed on Assistant to the Villain:
1. This book gave me the same cringe, uncomfy feeling as watching anything ChristianTok, much like the first half of this (decidedly hilarious) TikTok made by my friend Shaye.
2. It reads like Middle Grade, so much so that I almost gaslit myself into thinking that maybe it was YA. Nope. It's adult. Or at least, it's supposed to be.
3. Painfully unfunny. I never saw the original TikToks that inspired this book, and I believe the marketing when it says the series was "hilarious." Why then, did not an ounce of humour translate? Moreover, why instead of finding it even a little bit funny, did I make this face after every joke line was delivered: 🥴😵💫
4. Characters as flat as French crêpes. Do you really need me to explain this one? Fine. How's this: If the main character were an instrument, she'd be a cowbell.
5. Either the narrator's performance did the book zero favours, or vice versa. Either way, the narration was grating.
I hope I am in the tiny minority of people who don't like this book 😬 And for the love of god, do not send this to the author. In fact, do not send ANY negative reviews to ANY authors. That just makes you a c-nt. It's not a good look.
Many thanks to Tantor for providing me with the ALC and for Penguin UK for sending me an ARC
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Reading Progress
August 12, 2023
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August 12, 2023
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August 12, 2023
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"Isn’t this supposed to be adult? Why is it reading like middle grade?
Why is it giving “Christian romance”? 😵💫
And. Why are there so many exclamation marks????"
Why is it giving “Christian romance”? 😵💫
And. Why are there so many exclamation marks????"
August 13, 2023
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2023_reads
August 13, 2023
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August 13, 2023
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August 13, 2023
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It's a fair question if you're not familiar with the medium, but no. Absolutely not. I'd be a pretty terrible reviewer if I wasn't capable of telling the difference between poor narration and the actual craft of the writing.
For example, the narration doesn't change the diction. It can't suddenly make one-note characters multi-faceted.
I recently DNF'd The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen and purposely didn't give it a star rating, explaining that although the narrator's delivery was appalling, I knew the bones of the novel were solid. For stories like that, I buy the physical copy and eventually read it that way.
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The problem with that mindset is that a lot of people who pick up this book aren't chronically on booktok and will therefore have no idea that this book was based on tiktoks. Hell, I'm on booktok fairly frequently and have never heard of this person or seen any of her videos. The only reason I realized it was TikTok-related is because I happened to glance at the author's bio after reading a few chapters. I picked up the book on a whim purely because it looked like it might be a fun read - I had zero expectations. Unfortunately, it's probably going to end up on my DNF pile because I'm not remotely enjoying myself, mostly for the same reasons the reviewer mentioned.
So yes, I'm sure it will appeal to people who follow the author on TikTok - the number of 5 star reviews can obviously vouch for that. But, as someone who did not have that context prior to purchasing, I'm finding it to be an extremely bland and rather unenjoyable read.
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I totally agree with Lauren’s review. The characters lacked depth. There was absolutely no chemistry between Evie and the villain. And why was it always so formal. Always her calling her “sir”. I think the “sir” really threw me off. It felt like they just had a professional relationship and that is all. I didn’t even feel like they were friends lol. Listen, I love slow burn, but the best thing about slow burn is the burn in the process to getting to that first kiss scene. The stolen glances, the accidental touches, the banter. I really really wanted to like the villain, but he just fell so short. I don’t even really know what he looks like.
I’m about 80% into the audiobook and I will finish it but like Lauren said, that narrator did not help the book at all. Siri could’ve done a better job.
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