I Had a Dream About You Quotes

“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you’d been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss. 
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― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.”
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You told me you loved me, and then you stabbed me with a spoon. Luckily, moments before your attack, I assumed the identity of a bowl of Jell-O. Later on in the dream, as a half-eaten bowl of Jell-O, I launched a successful political campaign, got elected, and moved to Washington DC.
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.”
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I was the mighty breath sent to extinguish your light. I felt like God’s wrath coming down to destroy the Illuminati, while you probably thought I was the Satan coming to snuff out the light of the world. And the spectators who were gathered around the spectacle probably thought it was all one big party, as they stood still like mindless zombies singing “Happy Birthday.”
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.”
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money, but you had to find out the hard way.
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.”
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex with you. Then you called the cops, and the police said I raped you—but I was the one who was raped. If I had known you were that kind of person, I’d have never voted you into political office in the first place.
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 
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― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
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― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your back, and you didn’t like it when I kept calling you “donkey face.” I was shocked, and I said, “You should be flattered that I think you look like Miley Cyrus.”
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
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― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox. My decision was based solely on spatial concerns, so I chose the ashtray, because I thought it best to smoke your essence like a cigarette. 
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach me to dance, even though my movements were as stiff as a mannequin. I think you tolerated my abysmal rhythm because I was naked, and my body was so sexy it could be used to sell clothes. 
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too—a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount.
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― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You