May 30, 2024 • 14 mins
Part two of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look maher oh, I see you my own and look
over there is that in the culture Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wow. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the
nominees are House from Toronto in grad school, a climate scientist,
a guidance counselor. These are the nominees for best Gay
(00:27):
Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are no nominees. These are no nominees for best Gay
Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between,
the nominees are at Mister Deep Voice only, fans, at
hung Skater only, fans at Raheem Shabaz only, fans at
Colton Reese Xxx OnlyFans, and Pat Reagan. These are the
(01:06):
nominees for Best Gay Guys somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the category of the Chapel Rowan Award for Best
Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross, Central Park,
Madonna Celebration Tour, Rio Fergie, Today's Show, Well it would
have been Lovers and Friends, I'll tell You That, and
(01:31):
Chapel Ron Coachella. These are the nominees for the Chapel
Rowan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the category of Chapel Roone Award for Best Indoor
Live Performance. The nominees are Mary Todd, Lincoln, Matt cat Medley,
oh Mary, Cynthia Arrivo, Alfie, Kennedy Center Honors, Dion Warwick,
Chapel Roon, Brooklyn Steele, Alsaba, Jinx Monsoon Chicago. These are
(02:03):
the nominees for Chapel Run Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
In the category of the Titanic Award for Monoculture, the
nominees are Country Music, Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter, Timothy Rode, The Worm,
Wicked Trailer and Survivors Still to This Damn Day. These
are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are Tashi,
Duncan Challengers, Cheetah Bear, Polar Bear, and Links. These are
the nominees for most Dominant Predator.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
In the category of Most Vulnerable Prey, the nominees are
Patrick Swig and Art Donaldson Challengers, The Meek, Lazy, Slow
Moving Flies, Krill Before a Whale and Shrimp. These are
(03:08):
the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
In the category of Margot Martin Dale Award for Character
Actress of the Year. The nominees are Alfree Woodard, Judy Greer,
Missy Pyle, Gail Rankin but maybe her trajectory is changing?
And Greta Lee, But does she count? These are the
(03:31):
nominees for Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the category of shot we are shooting right now
in this moment, the nominees are Lady Gaga, Please for
the Joker folio, do press start last coat ninety minutes,
Mister Villeeneuve, we would be thrilled to act in your
next Doune film. Mister Guardanino. We would be thrilled to
act in your next cuckoo queer coded film. Coman Domingo,
(03:59):
Chemist Street read for a rom com that leads to
show Man's and don't know how this works? But miss
Congeniality three starring us. These are the nominees for shot
we are shooting right now in this moment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
In the category of Best Collection of Sounds Together, the
nominees are Challengers Soundtrack, Sondheime, Rainforest or Rainforest Sound on
Sleep app Cowboy Carter and Real Housewives of Miami. Any Argument.
(04:34):
These are the nominees for Best Collection of sounds together.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best
Streaming Service, the nominees are Peacock. These are the nominees
for Peacock Presents the award for Best Streaming Service.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
In the category of best word to whisper, the nominees
are stop, seriously, girl, and fuck. These are the nominees
for best word to whisper.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
In the category of best word to scream, the nominees
are Florida, Freedom, Surprise, objection, and do that Deze are
(05:40):
the nominees for best word to scream.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In the category of Flirtiest thing you could ever say,
the nominees are that's not me, espresso, hope. So when
someone asks if they'll see you later, I had a
dream about you, the other nay put it in and
(06:05):
sucking lollipop like this. These are nominees for floirtiest thing
you could ever say.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are fire.
Performer at the circus falls over onto you and you
catch on fire. You call me Stacy in this text,
you liar, who is Stacy? Wake up from coma speaking
(06:39):
a new language. All your belongings get thrown into a
machine with those giant gears to crush things. All skits
from Jackass Forever. Those guys are Nuts. These are the
nominees for Most Uncommon Accident.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year,
sponsored by WESTM, the nominees are Jenny Nicholson's YouTube video
about Star Wars, Hotel, Gypsy, Rose Blanchard released from prison, Hereditary,
Little Diva Head Come Off, the latest twisted chapter in
(07:17):
the Royal Family's Lives, and Jojo Cuas starts Gay Pop.
These are the nominees for Social Change Moment of the
Year sponsored by WESTEALM.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
In the category of the iHeartRadio Best Podcast of the Year,
the nominees are Kelsey Brose, Very Delta, and Max's Original
Companion Podcasts All. These are the nominees for iHeartRadio Best
Podcast of the Year lobbed.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are Hi,
Oh my God, what an amazing surprise. You have no
idea how happy I am You're finally here. Sit down,
I have a gossip that will make you squirt. Lord surprise.
Thanks Melissa, I'm here with a nominee Tonight from one
(08:13):
of the year's Best Films, who has never looked Better?
How are you feeling? You truly look incredible? And Diva.
These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are your table is ready and It's the best spot
in the house, that any online death hoax was just
that a hoax. The sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Babe, you won.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Eh, there's a big sale at our favorite store. These
nominees for Best News We Heard.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
In the category of Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence,
the nominees are Sandra Oh, Meredith Marx, Nicola Coughlin, Betty
Boop and Julia Fox. These are the nominees for the
Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
In the category of the Tina Turner Legend Award, the
nominees are Nicole Scher, Singer, Lisa Barlowe, Gail King, Paula
Abdul and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the
Tina Turner Legend Award.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In the category of Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting,
the nominees are Anne Hathaway, The Idea of You, Sandra Oh,
and Aquafina Quiz, Lady Mary Todd Lincoln, Phaedra Parks, The Traders,
and Lily Gladstone Certain Women. These are the nominees for
(10:15):
Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In the category of Best Breakfast, nominees are Skier which
is an Icelandic yogurt, vegan hash, savory oatmeal, Poaching your
Own egg, If You're Made of Time, and Cold Pizza.
(10:39):
These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Lunch,
Billie Eilish, Something about Her Lunchibles, Dear if You're a Wolf,
and bon Me. These are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
In the category of most thrilling Threat, the nominees are
let me tell you something. Okay, I was here before you,
and I will be here after you fuck around and
find out. That's not a threat, that's a promise you
(11:21):
will be hearing from my lawyers. And you want me
to call your father. Those are the nominees for most
thrilling Threat.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken Parmesan, Chicken, Friends,
they Say, Pizza, Knight, Spaghetti, Cumpopette, and Taco Bell. These
are the nominees for Best Dinner.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Rum
and Coke, Die Coke, Coke, Zero, Ni, Grony and ginger Ale.
These are the nominees for Best Beverage.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
In the category of William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless,
the nominees are Gowns, Clara, Bow, Connection, Coca Cola and Diamonds.
These are the nominees for William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In the category of Best Thing to Win, the nominees
are an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy and
the Respect of Those Who matter Most. These are the
nominees for Best Thing to Win.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In the category of Best Song from Wicked, the nominees
are Thank Goodness, I'm not that girl, I'm not that girl, reprise,
what is this feeling? Also low key? Some of you
are still calling this song loathing and we clock it
every single time, one short day March of the Witch Hunters,
(13:20):
something Bad and Dear Old Shiz. These are the dominees
for Best Song from Wicked.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand
Up Comedy, the nominees are Phyllis Diller, Tina Knowles, Hannah Einbinder,
Debra Vance, and Joan Rivers. These are the nominees for
the Joy Beharr Award for Stand Up Comedy.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In the category of Zendaya Award for First Name That
Doesn't Need a last Name, the nominees are Raina, Luanne Furiosa,
Mary Kate, and Ashley. These are the nominees for Zendaya
(14:13):
Award for First Name that Doesn't need a last name.
Look maher oh, I see you my own and look
over there is that in the culture Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wow. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the
nominees are House from Toronto in grad school, a climate scientist,
a guidance counselor. These are the nominees for best Gay
(00:27):
Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are no nominees. These are no nominees for best Gay
Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between,
the nominees are at Mister Deep Voice only, fans, at
hung Skater only, fans at Raheem Shabaz only, fans at
Colton Reese Xxx OnlyFans, and Pat Reagan. These are the
(01:06):
nominees for Best Gay Guys somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the category of the Chapel Rowan Award for Best
Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross, Central Park,
Madonna Celebration Tour, Rio Fergie, Today's Show, Well it would
have been Lovers and Friends, I'll tell You That, and
(01:31):
Chapel Ron Coachella. These are the nominees for the Chapel
Rowan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the category of Chapel Roone Award for Best Indoor
Live Performance. The nominees are Mary Todd, Lincoln, Matt cat Medley,
oh Mary, Cynthia Arrivo, Alfie, Kennedy Center Honors, Dion Warwick,
Chapel Roon, Brooklyn Steele, Alsaba, Jinx Monsoon Chicago. These are
(02:03):
the nominees for Chapel Run Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
In the category of the Titanic Award for Monoculture, the
nominees are Country Music, Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter, Timothy Rode, The Worm,
Wicked Trailer and Survivors Still to This Damn Day. These
are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are Tashi,
Duncan Challengers, Cheetah Bear, Polar Bear, and Links. These are
the nominees for most Dominant Predator.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
In the category of Most Vulnerable Prey, the nominees are
Patrick Swig and Art Donaldson Challengers, The Meek, Lazy, Slow
Moving Flies, Krill Before a Whale and Shrimp. These are
(03:08):
the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
In the category of Margot Martin Dale Award for Character
Actress of the Year. The nominees are Alfree Woodard, Judy Greer,
Missy Pyle, Gail Rankin but maybe her trajectory is changing?
And Greta Lee, But does she count? These are the
(03:31):
nominees for Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the category of shot we are shooting right now
in this moment, the nominees are Lady Gaga, Please for
the Joker folio, do press start last coat ninety minutes,
Mister Villeeneuve, we would be thrilled to act in your
next Doune film. Mister Guardanino. We would be thrilled to
act in your next cuckoo queer coded film. Coman Domingo,
(03:59):
Chemist Street read for a rom com that leads to
show Man's and don't know how this works? But miss
Congeniality three starring us. These are the nominees for shot
we are shooting right now in this moment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
In the category of Best Collection of Sounds Together, the
nominees are Challengers Soundtrack, Sondheime, Rainforest or Rainforest Sound on
Sleep app Cowboy Carter and Real Housewives of Miami. Any Argument.
(04:34):
These are the nominees for Best Collection of sounds together.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best
Streaming Service, the nominees are Peacock. These are the nominees
for Peacock Presents the award for Best Streaming Service.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
In the category of best word to whisper, the nominees
are stop, seriously, girl, and fuck. These are the nominees
for best word to whisper.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
In the category of best word to scream, the nominees
are Florida, Freedom, Surprise, objection, and do that Deze are
(05:40):
the nominees for best word to scream.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In the category of Flirtiest thing you could ever say,
the nominees are that's not me, espresso, hope. So when
someone asks if they'll see you later, I had a
dream about you, the other nay put it in and
(06:05):
sucking lollipop like this. These are nominees for floirtiest thing
you could ever say.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are fire.
Performer at the circus falls over onto you and you
catch on fire. You call me Stacy in this text,
you liar, who is Stacy? Wake up from coma speaking
(06:39):
a new language. All your belongings get thrown into a
machine with those giant gears to crush things. All skits
from Jackass Forever. Those guys are Nuts. These are the
nominees for Most Uncommon Accident.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year,
sponsored by WESTM, the nominees are Jenny Nicholson's YouTube video
about Star Wars, Hotel, Gypsy, Rose Blanchard released from prison, Hereditary,
Little Diva Head Come Off, the latest twisted chapter in
(07:17):
the Royal Family's Lives, and Jojo Cuas starts Gay Pop.
These are the nominees for Social Change Moment of the
Year sponsored by WESTEALM.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
In the category of the iHeartRadio Best Podcast of the Year,
the nominees are Kelsey Brose, Very Delta, and Max's Original
Companion Podcasts All. These are the nominees for iHeartRadio Best
Podcast of the Year lobbed.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are Hi,
Oh my God, what an amazing surprise. You have no
idea how happy I am You're finally here. Sit down,
I have a gossip that will make you squirt. Lord surprise.
Thanks Melissa, I'm here with a nominee Tonight from one
(08:13):
of the year's Best Films, who has never looked Better?
How are you feeling? You truly look incredible? And Diva.
These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are your table is ready and It's the best spot
in the house, that any online death hoax was just
that a hoax. The sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Babe, you won.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Eh, there's a big sale at our favorite store. These
nominees for Best News We Heard.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
In the category of Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence,
the nominees are Sandra Oh, Meredith Marx, Nicola Coughlin, Betty
Boop and Julia Fox. These are the nominees for the
Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
In the category of the Tina Turner Legend Award, the
nominees are Nicole Scher, Singer, Lisa Barlowe, Gail King, Paula
Abdul and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the
Tina Turner Legend Award.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In the category of Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting,
the nominees are Anne Hathaway, The Idea of You, Sandra Oh,
and Aquafina Quiz, Lady Mary Todd Lincoln, Phaedra Parks, The Traders,
and Lily Gladstone Certain Women. These are the nominees for
(10:15):
Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In the category of Best Breakfast, nominees are Skier which
is an Icelandic yogurt, vegan hash, savory oatmeal, Poaching your
Own egg, If You're Made of Time, and Cold Pizza.
(10:39):
These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Lunch,
Billie Eilish, Something about Her Lunchibles, Dear if You're a Wolf,
and bon Me. These are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
In the category of most thrilling Threat, the nominees are
let me tell you something. Okay, I was here before you,
and I will be here after you fuck around and
find out. That's not a threat, that's a promise you
(11:21):
will be hearing from my lawyers. And you want me
to call your father. Those are the nominees for most
thrilling Threat.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken Parmesan, Chicken, Friends,
they Say, Pizza, Knight, Spaghetti, Cumpopette, and Taco Bell. These
are the nominees for Best Dinner.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Rum
and Coke, Die Coke, Coke, Zero, Ni, Grony and ginger Ale.
These are the nominees for Best Beverage.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
In the category of William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless,
the nominees are Gowns, Clara, Bow, Connection, Coca Cola and Diamonds.
These are the nominees for William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In the category of Best Thing to Win, the nominees
are an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy and
the Respect of Those Who matter Most. These are the
nominees for Best Thing to Win.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In the category of Best Song from Wicked, the nominees
are Thank Goodness, I'm not that girl, I'm not that girl, reprise,
what is this feeling? Also low key? Some of you
are still calling this song loathing and we clock it
every single time, one short day March of the Witch Hunters,
(13:20):
something Bad and Dear Old Shiz. These are the dominees
for Best Song from Wicked.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand
Up Comedy, the nominees are Phyllis Diller, Tina Knowles, Hannah Einbinder,
Debra Vance, and Joan Rivers. These are the nominees for
the Joy Beharr Award for Stand Up Comedy.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In the category of Zendaya Award for First Name That
Doesn't Need a last Name, the nominees are Raina, Luanne Furiosa,
Mary Kate, and Ashley. These are the nominees for Zendaya
(14:13):
Award for First Name that Doesn't need a last name.
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