May 31, 2024 • 16 mins
Part three of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look maner oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture. Yes Wow Lost. In the category
of the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism, the
nominees are Billy Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Nissi Nash Bets,
(00:26):
Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey MHM. These are the nominees
for the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the
nominees are Doggie, Cowgirl, Side, Intimate Missionary, No Blinking, and None.
Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In the category of the Lost Cult Fandom of the Year,
the nominees are Readers, Kadis, Publicists, Finalists and a group
we have not yet come to know. These are the
(01:20):
nominees for the Lost culch Fandom of the Year. In
the category of Macharina Award for Dance Even You Can Do,
the nominees are Step, Touch and a Circle with Your Girls,
Loving Life, Booty Shake, Electric Slide, h O T t
(01:42):
O g O, Chapel Roone. These are the nominees for
Makarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the
category of Clock Award for sheikhst Thing to Hang on
a Wall. The nominees are Tasteful nude self portrait, black
and white photo of you and your handsome husband on
(02:04):
the beach. We get it, circular mirror from West elmin
a blue ribbon. You wanted a contest.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And know that you made me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't like how you pay me and I'm still
here hanging ari. These are the nominees for Clock Award
for sikhst Thing to Hang on a Wall.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
In the category of International Award for Best International City,
the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz.
These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder,
the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Alred's Vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented.
So many of these folks are on Project Runway and EPCOT.
(03:22):
These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for
Best World Wonder.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of
the Season, the nominees are mud Slide, spiked Eggnog, White
Russian milk punch and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees
(03:48):
for Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
In the category of the Phone, while at Keys Award
for small item that we need to stop forgetting for
Christ's Sake, the nominees are air Tag, contact lenses, lip bomb,
slash mask, air pods and smaller Umbrella. These are the
(04:17):
nominees for the Phone, while it Keys Award for small
item that we need to stop forgetting for crossing.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface,
the nominees are mirror, puddle, beautiful lake glass from building,
your walking past, and the eyes of your closest girl
who knows you better than you know your fucking self period.
(04:45):
You can never surprise her ever. These are the nominees
for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
In the category of sh don't repeat this Award for
best Room We're making up, the nominees are if you
wear Lost cultureies this merch you have a bigger, healthier
cock American Idol Rigged Justice for Jahod, Joe Biden aid
(05:15):
in Kailani Affair, Iowa Debrie not even Irish, she is
lying and Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana. These are the
nominees for the Storm Repeat This Award for Best Rumor
(05:36):
We're making Up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
In the category of Best kind of Story, the nominees
are Happy, Short, musicalized, Instagram and hard to digest it
first but ultimately really meaningful and I'm happy we saw that.
These are the nominees for best kind of Story.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
In the category of Best Color in the Sky, the
nominees are blue, White, Purple, gold and Stars. These are
the nominees for best Color in the Sky.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the
nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna hung Chow, East Facing Windows
in the Morning, Mars and Betty Boop. These are the
nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
In the category of the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
nominees are Plastique Tiara, Jonathan Bailey, it has to be said,
but our one precious Planet, Maryland in the Summer, and
Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award
(07:09):
for So Fucking Hot.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women,
Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter four foot eleven,
Lady Gaga five foot two, Ari five foot one, Anna
Sophia rob five foot and Reese Witherspoon five foot one.
(07:37):
These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny
Women Huge Impact.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In the category of Hashtag Actually Smart Award for Don't
Judge a Book by Its Cover, the nominees are gen
z Elle Woods Coworker You Always Thought was Saying Something poignant,
Matt Rogers Actually Smart, and Bowen Yang Actually Dumb Something
(08:09):
nominees for the hashtag Actually Smart Award for its Own
Touchhip Book by its Cover.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
In the category of Hokah's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear,
the nominees are Slides Body, Nike Collab, Fishermen, Sandals, Comfortable Platform,
and Bear. These are the nominees for Hokah's Award for
Best Shoe or Footwear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the
nominees are Universal, Epic Universe, One Dollar, Oyster, Happy Hour,
the Expression not for Nothing, Kate Hudson, and Susceptibilities Slash Vulnerability.
(09:02):
These are the nominees for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
In the category of Most Bowen Yang Coded Award. The
nominees are making stew, eating stew, tomato leaves, fragrance, hand washed,
mad TV and not wanting to say You're tired, so
you say t word. These are the nominees for Most
(09:28):
Bowen Yang Coded Award.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In the category of the Philippa sue Award for Best
Thing to Burn, the nominees are Nicky Glazer, Roasting, Everyone Mixed,
CD Bridges, Sage, and USh Burn. These are the nominees
(10:03):
for the Philippa Sioue Award for Best Thing to Burn.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are
Delta Work, Jessel Tanklanald del Rey, Nicholas Galaxy and Princess
Tatis Bay You Dip. These are the nominees for Best
New Artists.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees
are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City, Taylor Script, Script, Taylor Swift, Screaming You've
Got in Taylor Swift Screaming, Torture, Poets Dispute aka The
(10:52):
Birds Fighting on a Tree That new one of Gurt
Russell and Goldie Han and so Lune leaving the metcal
after beating jay Z's ass These are the nominees for
Best Picture Literal Picture.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most
Storied Rivalry, the nominees are Yugi and Kaiba, Hatfields and
McCoy's two Athletes we Don't Know About from any year Ever,
Brandy and Monica and Red Versus Blue. These are the
(11:30):
nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
In the category of the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence,
the nominees are this is Me Now, any given political
speech at any given time by any given candidate, part
of any given party, Madam Webb, Mommy Menus Starring Lisa,
(12:01):
and Twisters We're Gonna Assume. These are the nominees for
the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice
Spoken Word, the nominees are Angela Bassett, cho Agdashlu Sam Elliott,
Dua Lipa and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for
Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
In the category of Psychic Matt went to award for
Best Gamma. The nominees are Ivy League Schools, all anything Free,
Yeah right, Nothing's free, Lemonade stands, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts
and their Little Cookies, and Reality Fonties. So the nominees
(13:05):
for Psychic Matt went to an award for Best Gamma.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
In the category of Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay
Award for best tits even an f slur can appreciate,
the nominees are sid Swen, Lowercroft, tomb Raider, Sonia, Blade,
Mortal Kombat, Jade, Mortal Kombat, and Jimbo. These are the
(13:31):
nominees for Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay Award for
best tits even in f slur can appreciate.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
In the category of old timey Thing that is back
to say, the nominees are Perchance, Pray tell I Do,
Declare Anon and Hooji Mama. These are them for old
(14:01):
timey thing, that is back to say.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
The category of Girls Award for Sorry It holds Up,
the nominees are God Only Knows by, the Beach Boys,
the Golden Girls, Hella good By No Doubt, the Raven Simone,
Parts of The Cosby Show, and the Absolute Cosmo. These
(14:27):
are the nominees for Girls Award for It Sorry it
holds up.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Seth Myers,
John Hamm god Fathers and the John Mayer Song Daughters
and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for the Father Award.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are
Pedro Pascal war Bucks, Yankee, The sad Sylvia Plath Poem
and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Ward.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.
The nominees are Got Mixed, Lona del Rey, Michelle Joe,
Tilda Swinton and Sandra Diaz Twine. These are the nominees
(15:42):
for Artists of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing
you on June fifteenth at the King's Theater, where all
of these nominees will be present. Some of them will
become winners and will be giving the Lifetime of Culture
Ward to many more. Goodbye, MHM.
Look maner oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture. Yes Wow Lost. In the category
of the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism, the
nominees are Billy Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Nissi Nash Bets,
(00:26):
Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey MHM. These are the nominees
for the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the
nominees are Doggie, Cowgirl, Side, Intimate Missionary, No Blinking, and None.
Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In the category of the Lost Cult Fandom of the Year,
the nominees are Readers, Kadis, Publicists, Finalists and a group
we have not yet come to know. These are the
(01:20):
nominees for the Lost culch Fandom of the Year. In
the category of Macharina Award for Dance Even You Can Do,
the nominees are Step, Touch and a Circle with Your Girls,
Loving Life, Booty Shake, Electric Slide, h O T t
(01:42):
O g O, Chapel Roone. These are the nominees for
Makarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the
category of Clock Award for sheikhst Thing to Hang on
a Wall. The nominees are Tasteful nude self portrait, black
and white photo of you and your handsome husband on
(02:04):
the beach. We get it, circular mirror from West elmin
a blue ribbon. You wanted a contest.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And know that you made me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't like how you pay me and I'm still
here hanging ari. These are the nominees for Clock Award
for sikhst Thing to Hang on a Wall.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
In the category of International Award for Best International City,
the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz.
These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder,
the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Alred's Vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented.
So many of these folks are on Project Runway and EPCOT.
(03:22):
These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for
Best World Wonder.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of
the Season, the nominees are mud Slide, spiked Eggnog, White
Russian milk punch and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees
(03:48):
for Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
In the category of the Phone, while at Keys Award
for small item that we need to stop forgetting for
Christ's Sake, the nominees are air Tag, contact lenses, lip bomb,
slash mask, air pods and smaller Umbrella. These are the
(04:17):
nominees for the Phone, while it Keys Award for small
item that we need to stop forgetting for crossing.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface,
the nominees are mirror, puddle, beautiful lake glass from building,
your walking past, and the eyes of your closest girl
who knows you better than you know your fucking self period.
(04:45):
You can never surprise her ever. These are the nominees
for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
In the category of sh don't repeat this Award for
best Room We're making up, the nominees are if you
wear Lost cultureies this merch you have a bigger, healthier
cock American Idol Rigged Justice for Jahod, Joe Biden aid
(05:15):
in Kailani Affair, Iowa Debrie not even Irish, she is
lying and Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana. These are the
nominees for the Storm Repeat This Award for Best Rumor
(05:36):
We're making Up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
In the category of Best kind of Story, the nominees
are Happy, Short, musicalized, Instagram and hard to digest it
first but ultimately really meaningful and I'm happy we saw that.
These are the nominees for best kind of Story.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
In the category of Best Color in the Sky, the
nominees are blue, White, Purple, gold and Stars. These are
the nominees for best Color in the Sky.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the
nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna hung Chow, East Facing Windows
in the Morning, Mars and Betty Boop. These are the
nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
In the category of the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
nominees are Plastique Tiara, Jonathan Bailey, it has to be said,
but our one precious Planet, Maryland in the Summer, and
Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award
(07:09):
for So Fucking Hot.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women,
Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter four foot eleven,
Lady Gaga five foot two, Ari five foot one, Anna
Sophia rob five foot and Reese Witherspoon five foot one.
(07:37):
These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny
Women Huge Impact.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In the category of Hashtag Actually Smart Award for Don't
Judge a Book by Its Cover, the nominees are gen
z Elle Woods Coworker You Always Thought was Saying Something poignant,
Matt Rogers Actually Smart, and Bowen Yang Actually Dumb Something
(08:09):
nominees for the hashtag Actually Smart Award for its Own
Touchhip Book by its Cover.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
In the category of Hokah's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear,
the nominees are Slides Body, Nike Collab, Fishermen, Sandals, Comfortable Platform,
and Bear. These are the nominees for Hokah's Award for
Best Shoe or Footwear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the
nominees are Universal, Epic Universe, One Dollar, Oyster, Happy Hour,
the Expression not for Nothing, Kate Hudson, and Susceptibilities Slash Vulnerability.
(09:02):
These are the nominees for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
In the category of Most Bowen Yang Coded Award. The
nominees are making stew, eating stew, tomato leaves, fragrance, hand washed,
mad TV and not wanting to say You're tired, so
you say t word. These are the nominees for Most
(09:28):
Bowen Yang Coded Award.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In the category of the Philippa sue Award for Best
Thing to Burn, the nominees are Nicky Glazer, Roasting, Everyone Mixed,
CD Bridges, Sage, and USh Burn. These are the nominees
(10:03):
for the Philippa Sioue Award for Best Thing to Burn.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are
Delta Work, Jessel Tanklanald del Rey, Nicholas Galaxy and Princess
Tatis Bay You Dip. These are the nominees for Best
New Artists.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees
are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City, Taylor Script, Script, Taylor Swift, Screaming You've
Got in Taylor Swift Screaming, Torture, Poets Dispute aka The
(10:52):
Birds Fighting on a Tree That new one of Gurt
Russell and Goldie Han and so Lune leaving the metcal
after beating jay Z's ass These are the nominees for
Best Picture Literal Picture.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most
Storied Rivalry, the nominees are Yugi and Kaiba, Hatfields and
McCoy's two Athletes we Don't Know About from any year Ever,
Brandy and Monica and Red Versus Blue. These are the
(11:30):
nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
In the category of the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence,
the nominees are this is Me Now, any given political
speech at any given time by any given candidate, part
of any given party, Madam Webb, Mommy Menus Starring Lisa,
(12:01):
and Twisters We're Gonna Assume. These are the nominees for
the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice
Spoken Word, the nominees are Angela Bassett, cho Agdashlu Sam Elliott,
Dua Lipa and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for
Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
In the category of Psychic Matt went to award for
Best Gamma. The nominees are Ivy League Schools, all anything Free,
Yeah right, Nothing's free, Lemonade stands, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts
and their Little Cookies, and Reality Fonties. So the nominees
(13:05):
for Psychic Matt went to an award for Best Gamma.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
In the category of Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay
Award for best tits even an f slur can appreciate,
the nominees are sid Swen, Lowercroft, tomb Raider, Sonia, Blade,
Mortal Kombat, Jade, Mortal Kombat, and Jimbo. These are the
(13:31):
nominees for Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay Award for
best tits even in f slur can appreciate.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
In the category of old timey Thing that is back
to say, the nominees are Perchance, Pray tell I Do,
Declare Anon and Hooji Mama. These are them for old
(14:01):
timey thing, that is back to say.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
The category of Girls Award for Sorry It holds Up,
the nominees are God Only Knows by, the Beach Boys,
the Golden Girls, Hella good By No Doubt, the Raven Simone,
Parts of The Cosby Show, and the Absolute Cosmo. These
(14:27):
are the nominees for Girls Award for It Sorry it
holds up.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Seth Myers,
John Hamm god Fathers and the John Mayer Song Daughters
and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for the Father Award.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are
Pedro Pascal war Bucks, Yankee, The sad Sylvia Plath Poem
and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Ward.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.
The nominees are Got Mixed, Lona del Rey, Michelle Joe,
Tilda Swinton and Sandra Diaz Twine. These are the nominees
(15:42):
for Artists of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing
you on June fifteenth at the King's Theater, where all
of these nominees will be present. Some of them will
become winners and will be giving the Lifetime of Culture
Ward to many more. Goodbye, MHM.
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