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This is Rover's Morning Glory. Roverhave some responsibility. I'll call the cops
on you, Peter Charlie, Igot to talk to band, Jeffrey.
Don't think guys all the old somethingscreaming on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning

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Glory starts now, Good morning.What's happening? It is Wednesday, July

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third, twenty twenty four. Goodmorning, It's Rover's Morning Glory. I'm
Rover. Dougie is here, sir, here yo, you're with us as
well? Eight six six yo,Rover is the number eight sixty six,
nine sixty seven six eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show.
Give us a call at that number. You get text us at that number
that comes into the studio in realtime. Miasical. Jeffrey Allen Laroche is

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here. Good morning, Jeffrey,yo, yo. Someone is a birthday
today. Fuji has gotten another yearolder. Happy birthday, birthday, every
birthday, Happy birthday, dor giugimabout four months behind you, yoh.

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I'll be turning fifty four myself,so the feel bad yeppy, early birthday,
Jeffrey, thanks, happy birthday.That's your birthday, not mine.
My name's October. There wait,so hold on, So your birthday is
in October, correct, and youI say happy birthday to Doujie and you
immediately turn it right back to Ihave one day in common. We were
both born in the same year,right, only she's a couple of months

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older than me. That's all focusbays birthday. My birthday's come up in
December. Birthday, yeah, yay, nice, Yeah yeah. My my
wife's birthday is coming up in afew weeks. You know what's weird is

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that my wife and the next doorneighbor, the wife over there, the
woman born on the same day,same year. Isn't that odd? Really?
Yeah? What are the odds ofthat? I don't know. I'm
sure there's some mathematician like Jeffrey willcrank out odds like that. But I

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had three people in my homeroom,same is in at high school, one
of my high schools, same hospital, same day. Crazy. That is
weird. Must have been nine monthsearlier. There must have been something that
was going on in the area thatwas getting everybody knocked up. That's three

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and your next door name. Thatis crazy. And I want to say,
Rory, that the only person thatcan crank out numbers like that is
our resident? Is our resident astrologicalmathematician spider? Okay, yes, thank
you, all right, we'll getto email here in just a moment.

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Cody says, it's history. Hejust sent me a text message. Three
days in a row. Jeffrey haschanged, at least his outer clothing.
You should have him come in everyday. The fart box would probably smell
better. So, Jeffrey, isthis the third shirt you've worn? Yeah,

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the third shirt this week. He'sbeen here three days, three different
shirts. That indeed probably is afirst in however many years he's been working
on the show. I don't thinkhe's ever done this before. You can't
smell him right what's that? Youcan't smell him right now? It was
with him a little bit. Ithink Crystal's face. What is volumes?
Right now? He's like a littlelack of deodorant. Oh, actually threw

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some moody this morning. I haveon my arm pits. I got that
new axe deodorant, and I alsohave that body spray also. I'll spray
myself with real quick. How youspray you see you're smelling good in that?
Yeah? Okay as deodorant. Okay, now, Crystal, Why do
you have a look on your face? I wouldn't say his pits, smells

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his ass, his clothes, yeah, I mean usually his ass or really,
honestly, his breath. Yesterday thatwas a killer for me. What
is it today? His body isusually not not bad. Didn't the clothes?
He did spray himself with something,So I do smell that little bit
of residue there, But it's crotch. Okay, well, as you get

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closer and closer that area definitely,but rip all right, just a bit.
Let's see here. T A Zachwrites, can we get Dougie to
stand up so we can see thosesexy short shorts? They're not short shorts,
they're shorts. It's gonna be likeninety five today. Make fun of
me? Stop it. I don'tthink he's making fun of you. Rob

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in Rochester says, Doogie's looking hotin those shorts. She's lost a ton
of weight. Look at this,all these people, and Jody's upset because
no birthday shout outs. Well,that's it's only for it's only on the
phone, not for people here inthe studio. Curious, George, you're
on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Curious George, I'm doing all right.

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What's happening? Hey? Happy birthday, duche, Thank you sir.
Hey Rover. So, I've workedon this for about two and a half
years, and I had a Rovertrivia contest, and I was kind of
curious if I can just read afew of the questions and see how well
your crew knows you, especially duewho's worked with you forever. Oh well,
okay, all right, it's notit's me personally, not the show.

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It's how how well she knows me? Okay, all right, what
do you think every question I haveyou mentioned at least three times on r
MG plus Also, nothing is likewe've mentioned once, it doesn't count.

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Okay, so it has to bethree times. Well, I think everyone
will probably get it at that pointthen, I mean, unless they're slow
learners. All right, give mean example, Curious George. Sure,
So one of them is Rover.This one's an easy one. Rover has
a scar on his face. Howdid he get that scar? That's easy,
it's super easy. Hit it theater. What he got? So many

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hits you with a chair in theface at a sandwich shop? I think
it was we have him here?Oh, what's the name of it.
I've been there some of an assslotskis that's correct, Schlotski's DELI. I
remember the chairs. They were likewood in the back of what in the
seats in it? But the legswere metal. That's uh. So I

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wanted a date one time. Iremember pulling out the chair for the girl.
I'm like, ool, that's aheavy chair. I don't remember what
the legs were. I mean theyhit me right in the face. And
so I don't remember if the legwas wood or metal, but I did
get hit right in the face.I picked up the chair like a like.
It was like like at the circus, how the lion trainer has a

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chair and he's holding the holding theback of the chair and he's holding the
lion all the way. That's whatHe picked it up with the back of
the chair, just swung it hitme right in the face, all right.
So Deeter Dinner had one, He'scorrect. Okay, what else you
got? Okay? So the nextone that I have is when Rover was
in preschool, he had his firstcrush. What was her name? Oh

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man, if you guys get that, who would I remember this? But
Jeffery should get that. That's that'sa memory question. That's a name.
Come on, hit it, hitit, you got it. I don't
know anyone. No, No,Jennifer starts with a deed. Doesn't that

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curious? George? Yes it does? No, all right, Delilah,
No, it's rhyme Dorris rhymes withSarah. Darrah was the chickens man who
would get that. That's a toughone, George. You said that three
times. He mentioned it three timeson r G plus. When you say

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three times, are you saying threetimes three sep occasions or three times on
three separate occasions? I mentioned offfrom uh. I think it was actually
kindergarten. I don't know if it'spreschool or kindergarten. But I was very
I was a young kid, andand Darah was there was my crush when

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I was at that age four whatever, whatever it was, all right,
yes, all right? What elseyou got curious? George? Okay,
so I've got how old was Roverwhen he had his first kiss? And
what was her name? Oh mygod, I don't know, I don't
know. I don't remember you.I even have to think about that for

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a second. Oh my god.All right, I think I know the
answer to that. How old wasI I believe it was. I think
it was fit fifth grade. Ibelieve I think went to the same school

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in third grade and fifth grade.So that's a little bit fuzzy. It
was either third grade or fifth grade. Couldn't tell you which one? Am
I right? Curious George, sheseems to know more about me than I
know about grade. Well, twelveor thirteen years old, is what you
said. I don't know if that'sthe fourth or fifth grade at that age.
And do you want to know hername? Well? I know her
name? What is it? Uh? I'm curious if Curious George has it

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correct or not? What does itstart with? Currius? George? It's
I don't know. It's kind ofa weird name. It's either O or
an A. It starts with anA. Yeah, it's an A.
Then okay, yes, I knowit. You will tell you. No,
I know what it is. AriAnne was her name, that's it?
Yeah, yep, okay. Sowhen Rover was dating Doogie he shaved

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her pubes. What show was Dooziewatching while he did that? It's easy?
Oh my god, I don't knowthe answer to this, no idea,
I don't remember that. I'm gonnasay, you're watching a TV show,
so you're like in the bedroom.Yeah, maybe mm jungle Book because

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she was so hairy. I don'tknow she was watching a TV Well,
it must be if it's douchey,it's got to be one of three things.
Golden Girl, Golden Girls, Mashor Fresh Prince. She was on
for a while Fresh Prince. ButI was gonna say another Seinfeld, Seinfeld,
Fresh Prince, Golden Girls or Mash. It's got to be one of

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those. Uh, they just sayGolden Girls. I don't know the answer
to this though. You know theanswer to this, douche, Yes,
you did? All right? What'sthe answer, curious George? Golden Girls?
Right, yes, wow, jeez, it's really posician. Did Rover

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play in baseball? That's easy?Do you know this, Jeffrey? Anybody
else knows? Jeffrey think you werea picture? That's right? Yes,
all right, Jeffery is probably gonnaget this one easily. What was Rover's
first car? M? This couldbe a trick question. It was a

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Porsche. No M Porsche for thisfirst car. No, it's because it
was the early I've heard him talkabout it. When we first got in
the radio. But for a firstcar, I'm curious what curious Shortage thinks
The answer is Smiths. Do youknow? Yeah? I think so?
Can I say it? Or sure? Go ahead? Fierro no, no,

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no, I got laid in afierro. Ah. That's the story
here. Now do you know whatit is? Douche? What do you
have? George? Do you have? What do you have? I don't
have the year, but I gotFord Escort hatchback given to you by your
mom, Nancy. It's pretty detailed, and if you want to know,

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I believe that car was a nineteeneighty nine Ford Escort white hatchback. But
technically that I think was my boy. I don't know. This is a
little hazy too. I don't knowif that was my first car. That
could have been my first car.I do remember at one point I had
a my mom got me this,this this old ass car, and I

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don't know if that was before orafter the Escort. The Escort ended up.
We used to take that sucker outin the desert when I was a
kid, and I like in highschool, and I would off road that
thing. So stupid, it's reallyso dumb. I'd off roaded this little
Ford Escort and people used to youknow, we had a good time in

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that thing. And people are like, you're crazy for taking this thing off
out here, and I'm like,no, no, it's fine, just
just going over huge ruts and stuff. And at some point it started making
a weird noise and we took itin in the I remember the guy goes,
dude, what are you doing tothis car? The engine is about

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ready to fall out. I guesswhatever mounts however the engine mounts in there.
It let's say there's four engine mounts. Three out of the four were
broken or something. So I don'tremember if that was actually my first car
or my second car. Maybe itwas my first and then my second was
h is this old ass car?I don't even know what kind of car

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it was for, like a nineteenseventy four this or that. I mean
it was bad car, all right, curious George, Well, thank you
that was fun. Yeah, I'vegot a good one. Yeah, got
a tough one. I loved it. Okay, So a few pets that
his mom was involved with all theirdeaths. Shed you named the type of

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animal and how they died. We'verun out of time. Look at that.
How many how many are you talkingabout? How many different ones do
you have? I've got a goodnumber of the pets. The pets.
Yeah we got one, two,three, four, five, and maybe

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six the sixth one I'm not Iwasn't sure about. It's all the same
kind of animal, no different typeof six pets. Yes, kitten she
left in the washer and dryer.I think it was a dryer she put
on. Yeah, that one Iremember she killed. I think that was
Princess Cat I believe was the nameof that kitten. Yeah, she put

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it in the dryer. Well,no, she didn't put it in the
dryer. It jumped and jumped didthe dryer, and then she went and
turned the dryer on and poor thing. Let's see there. So that's one,
right, yep, all right,what else you got? Do you
remember anything else? Theeter? Oh? Boy, did she run over a

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turtle or something? In a pet? Turtle? Now? Are lucky?
The dog was run over by somebodyelse, not by her? Is that
in there? Yep? Correct,that's two. She let him out the
front door. Yeah, got hit. He started running after a car.
He got run over, and theguy got out and He's like, I'm

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sorry, I didn't mean to hityour dog, but oh my god,
I'm trying to think. I mean, she had a pet. Wasn't my
pet, but she had a petthat was attacked by I think a coyote
or something. Does that count,Georgia count Yeah, I thought it was
your dog, your cat, Rob, But yeah, you guys saw a
fur in the yard to yotes gotthem. Yeah, that was not my

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pet, but that was hers.And then don't forget this was also not
mine. She had a bird thatflew away. She she I don't know
if you have that. I dohave that, And that was the one.
I was unsure because you just saidthe bird flew out. I didn't
know a sure bird or her bird. But there's one more. Well that's
four. Wouldn't there be two more? You said you had six, one,

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two, three? Nope, Ihave five? Okay, five?
One more? Alright? Oh boy, this was a tough one. Let
me think about this, oh man. And it looks like it probably was
her pet the way it sounds like, uh, man, I don't no,

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I can't think of it. Whatdo you have for me? Curious
George? It was this one wasalso a bird and it was in the
cage and that night from the fueh. Yeah, the poor little thing is
little little bird lungs or whatever.And I guess they're very sensitive for these

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fumes. And she had the floors. I think it was a wooden floors
or something refinished or stripped or somethinglike that. And all right, curious
George, thank you, I appreciateit. Uh. Mary and Saint Louis,
who doesn't remember their first car?You're such a spoiled brat. She

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well, she's been awfully quiet sincethat debate, hasn't she Diader, I
haven't heard much from Mary and SaintLouis. No calling say that she's been
pretty quiet. Let me read yousome email. Speaking of pets, Karen
says, we're over. I'm justwondering how your cat is doing now that
she is back home. Well,the cat is definitely much mellower and is

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according to my wife. No,I would never wake up. I'd sleep
right through the cat. I'm meowingin the middle of the night. But
she says that the cat is sleepingnow until five am, which is later
than it was, and is thecat is much better? She says,
that's great. The kid does seemto be just sort of mine in its

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own business, not like down inMiami. So she's doing well. She
loves going out in the three Seasonsroom do she's favorite room. Also.
I recently sent a package in themail to the studio for Jeffrey. I
addressed in care of Charlie because Iwas afraid of Jeffrey not showing you.

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So hopefully Charlie will have him putit on and model it. Have a
great holiday weekend. Well, Karen, thank you very much. I don't
know what you can he's opening rightnow. All right, he's opening this.
I don't think we've opened it.Oh what is it? What is

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it? It's underwear? What doyou stay on the back? Clean or
dirty? You gotta turns the cameranow, yeah, there you go.
All parting is my best? Ohwow, good? Yeah? What do
you think, Jeffrey? Would youlike to think? I frame these?
Probably you're not gonna try him onbecause I don't because they're tight, you're

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white, and I don't want youdon't want to ruin them. But it's
a very nice little novelty gift andI appreciate it. Thank you very much.
You try them on over your jeans, I don't have jeans on today.
Wherever you get on, walk aroundthe hallways in the superhero put them
on over your shorts? Can yousee him? Why wouldn't you want to
wear whites? There's a very goodreason why I wouln't want to wear white

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underwear. Yeah, exactly, Notjust him, that's anybody, you,
guys, nobody it is. Putshorts do snits? Ain't stupid thinking?
Don't change them often? So long? Right? How do you put them?
Two legs at a time or oneleg at a time? Oh?

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All right. He's putting his tidywhities on and is pulling them up over
his shorts like this. Let's seethis. Look yeah, I mean they're
filming Superman in town the right,the superhero Superman here he is everyone.
Yeah, he's jacking them up.I love that. It's the backwook a

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long time to get on, allright, job. Jeff Julie writes,
good morning, Rover, Your showis ruining my husband. He's well educated,
professional. I recently told him thatthe rate on CDs is around six
percent. We should look into investing. His response, these nuts on your

(22:08):
mama's chin. We were watching ashow where a young girl vanished from her
part time job at Wendy's and wastragically killed. What did he say,
Wendy's nuts on your mama's chin.And finally I was telling him how I
was going to buy a couple ofDVDs for my classroom come fall and guess
what these nuts on your mama's chin. I can take him saying a Google

(22:33):
and his occasional reference to Mule Mary, Elizabeth Winkman and Laroque, but this
has gone too far. Please helplove the show stay highdrated. Well,
thank you Julie for those kind wordsand that advice. And you are living
in hell basically because your your husband. His brain has been completely rotted by

(22:59):
this show. It can happen.It can happen to the best of people.
It's happened to me where I forgetwhat word. Oh man, there
was a word just just a weekago or so, and I couldn't get
it out of my head. Itwas what I had to say it in
public, and I had to thinkabout five times. Usually what happens is

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I just pick an entirely different wordto use. If there's another word that
you can use, just pick itbecause you go, hey, is that
a jeffreyism or how do you actuallypronounce that word? Now, we were
talking about somebody said that Jeffrey.Somebody said that Jeffrey has worn three different

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shirts on three different days. Charlie, what do you have on today?
Let me see green? All right, this is a green shirt. It's
not it doesn't have like a plaidor whatever the lines are? Is that
plaid? Is the lines that younormally wear on your shirts, technically plaid
or plannel. Okay, I'm curious. There's a guy that has been emailing

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me, and boy, he's beendead on. He has been emailing me
in advance what Charlie is going towear every day? So like, yeah,
like yesterday he sent me an email. I'll let's see if he's correct.
He's been correct multiple days in arow. And he says that he
has cracked the algorithm on what Charliewears. He's apparently analyzed a lot of

(24:36):
probably the thumbnails for the aftermath onra he has cracked the code for however,
Charlie is picking the clothes that hewears. Now, do you have
an algorithm or do you just randomlypicked stuff? Whatever? So when the
wash is done and then whatever,he usually comes up towards the top,
so it's really, if anything,it's Christa's algorithm. Now she hangs stuff,

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so she hangs things up, andthat's what you just you just go
in order right down the line basically. And does she put things in order
of like dark to light or isit all random? Random? Okay,
at least I thought it was random. Maybe not, Maybe she has the
algorithm. I'll have to see ifthis guy is correct. He got you

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a few days in a row.I mean, that's it's impressive, and
I don't believe it. Oh,let me see if I can find it.
I'll pull it up here during thebreak. I especially don't believe it
because I think I was wearing newshirts that I've never worn before. How
do you've known to guessos? Let'ssee, like I went to old old
Navy. He was having a hugetail fifty percent off. I got six

(25:41):
new shirts in the rotation. Hewas wrong on today. Here is here's
what he has that he predicted thatyou were going to be wearing today,
Charlie. I can't see a blackand black and gray flannel. Oh no,
it's ninety degrees out, so he'snot taking the weather into account.

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The weather also plays I guess Idid. I did forget to mention the
weather plays a part. Yeah,he had. Is Jeffrey going to be
here because this room is going tobe hotter than normal? So that also
he's he nailed these shirts he had. Uh, he's been doing this for
a while and he's been pretty enoughto double check, cross reference, maybe

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look at maybe look at the aftermaththumbnails see if he's got them all correct.
But he believes he has it.He is it is it down,
He isn't nailed. All right,I've got to take a break. Eight
sixty six, Yo, Rover isour number eight six six nine six seven
six eight three seven. We Uh, it's a talent. Tampa says.

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Rover's cat is picking up B two'svibe. B two doesn't like Miami Beach,
so the cat doesn't like it either. I actually told her that yesterday.
She got no. I said,no. Pets are very intuitive,
and if you're anxious, that willmake the pet, the cat anxious as

(27:11):
well. Subconsciously you can do that. Because I wasn't anxious. I go,
well, were you depressed? Hegoes angry. All right, I've
got to take a break. We'llbe right back on Rover's morning. Gloria,
Hang on, Glory, Jeffrey,do you remember Susan Smith. Do

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you have any idea who who thatis? No? I don't think i've
heard the name. Oh, SusanSmith. Do you know who that is?
Dear? No, by name.No, Susan Smith is a woman
who back in Oh my god,I'm trying to think of what year it
was, says thirty years ago.So how long ago was thirty years ago?

(28:23):
Four? Okay? She at thetime was really in her early twenties,
Susan Smith, maybe about twenty twoor something, and she u she
said that she was carjacked. Shewas striving, she was carjacked by a

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black man and doesn't know what happenedto her car, and the carjacker didn't
realize that her children were in thecar. And the frantic police search.
Everyone is out looking for these kidsand whatnot and trying to find out who
the perpetrator is. And then eventuallythey find the car in a lake and

(29:18):
it turns out that Susan Smith wasnot carjacked by a black man. She
put her two children, who Ibelieve were three years old, and maybe
like fourteen months old. They bothstrapped in car seats in the back seat.
She got out of her car rightnext to the lake and pushed it
into the lake, drowning the children. I don't remember that. You don't

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remember, Oh man, this wasa huge story back in the day.
I hate this lady. She's adevil. She's awful. I had my
two sons were almost the same ageas those kids. Yeah, at the
time, and you just look atthem and go, how could you do
this? Hate this lady? Youknow, you know the reason why she
did it. Do you remember Snitt'sI don't know, postpartum her she was

(30:03):
cheating or I don't know she wascheating, she had been knocked up,
I don't I don't know if shewas married or whatever. I don't remember
all of the details. But shehad these two kids. I think she
might have been married, but shewas having an affair with a man who
was like a manager, like aguy who had more money than she did.

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And that guy was like, Ican't listen. He had two kids,
you know, I thanks, butno thanks. So I don't know
if he tried to break it offor exactly, I don't remember, but
probably just said that because he wantedto break up with her because she had
kids, so she got rid ofher kids in order to carry on.

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Here is, yeah, that famouspicture of these two children Abs. They're
in their little tiny wicker chair.There, these kids the the I mean,
this is probably pretty close to thedeath I would say about the same
age three and I think I said, like I said, fourteen months or
whatever. So three and one,that's pretty probably taken shortly before they were

(31:11):
murdered by their mother. She isdue to be released from jail, if
you can believe this. She wassence to life in prison with the possibility
of parole after thirty years. Shehas a hearing schedule for November fourth,
and she wants to get out ofjail. She's hoping she's going to get

(31:33):
out of jail. You think they'lllet her out now it's for life,
and it's two kids. She killedtwo little kids. No, you should
never get out for that now.It is it is life in prison,
but it's life in prison with thepossibility of parole, so that you should
have never got that with parole.Yeah, I don't remember why she got

(31:53):
that or you think they would justelectrocute you, right, you think they
would this was in South Carolina,Think that they would put you to death
or something like that. I don'tknow anyhow, So she has been preparing
for her potential release, and sheis I guess you know. They All

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conversations in the jail are recorded,and a source has said that she is
carrying on raunchy sex phone calls,phone sex. Basically, she's carrying on
raunchy phone sex with a couple ofdifferent guys. Who are her sugar daddies.

(32:36):
Who's the sugar daddy of a womanwho's in prison who murdered her two
children? What kind of sick freakare you? Is this chick hot or
something? Is that why I'm alooker? No, I can't get a
guy, and I'm not in jail, and I haven't murdered my kid,
But she's murdered two kids and she'sgetting more action. Hey, she's not

(32:58):
bad looking for being in her fifties. Actually she's Wow, that's not a
bad prison picture. Kind of amilf. Yeah, Wow, it's not
a bad look, Dieter. Thisis a prison like a prison ID photo.
Yeah, I'd say that's pretty goodlooking for a prison ID photo.
Imagine in real life, she'd probablybe really good looking. Can I zell

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Susan Smith's some money? Does?She had phone sex with men. She
says it's time. She told oneguy it's time for me to get out.
I've done my time. I'm readyto go. She has a guy
that has offered her forty thousand dollarsa year as an allowance once she gets

(33:45):
out, so she moves in withhim or whatever, or starts having sex
with him. One guy told herthat he has a large amount of money.
He says, I'll tell you whatI did last night thinking of you.
Made a spreadsheet that starts out withtwo hundred and thirteen thousand dollars.
You're gonna have more than that.I think you'll be in the two hundred

(34:06):
twenty thousand dollars range. All in. You can spend forty thousand dollars a
year, he says. While you'reyou are withdrawing from that balance, it's
still earning interest on the undrawn amount. This guy's not really good at math.
I don't think if you're starting withtwo hundred and thirteen thousand dollars okay,

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and you take out forty thousand dollarsa year, You're not making forty
thousand dollars of interest on your twohundred thousand dollars in the bank every year,
No way, not even close.So yeah, you're making interest,
but it's not that much. Intwenty years time, he says, you
will have you will have spent mostof that, but you will still have

(34:50):
some of it left over. Thismust be the dumbest guy in the world.
You're spent forty thousand per year ofthis two hundred and thirteen thousand.
That's not gonna last. Well,they said it might be a little more
two hundred twenty thousand. So let'sdo the math. Jeffrey, are you
ready for this? Two hundred twentythousand dollars? Right? You take out
forty thousand dollars a year. Uhhuh? What's that? How many years

(35:13):
does that last? I see abouteight if I'm guessing correctly. After one
year, what's the new total?New totally? Let's see. If it's
gonna last, it's probably still beabout at least twenty thousand left after a
year. So after you have twohundred and twenty thousand dollars, you take
out forty thousand dollars, you havetwenty thousand dollars left over, right,

(35:35):
about twenty thousand left over? Ithink because it only lasts like it was
eight months, eight months, eightmonths? Okay, now, well hold
on, John, do you wantto rethink that? Yeah, yeah,
I gotta rethink that. From that, I'm trying to think how okay,
we're talking two hundred twenty thousand dollars, right, she takes yeah, she
takes out forty thousand, right,right, So that would be that would

(35:59):
only last like at least I don'tknow about five months, oh, five
months, take out forty thousand,five months. Well, how do you
know how long it lasts? Thefive months? Well, you figure if
you have twenty twenty thousand dollars andhe and she's taken out forty thousand a
month, No, no, ayear, forty thousand a year. Okay,

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See, I had in my Iwas thinking of it in months.
I would say at forty thousand ayear, you're at least five years.
So after one eight years you saideight years eight years originally, but I'm
trying, I'm trying to trying todo the math in your head. I'll
right, let's say, after oneyear, how much money does you have
in the bank. After one year, she's only going to have at least

(36:44):
twenty thousand left. I mean,like, like, if you're talking forty
thousand a year, you're talking fiveyears. Is after that? After five
years, she's gonna have twenty thousandlives? What about year one? Right,
she's she starts out with two hundredand twenty thousand dollars, She takes
out one hundred thousand left after afterthat, one year, after the year.

(37:07):
I mean, these numbers they're veryflexible, right, Like you just
plug a number in almost any number, right, and if you don't like
that number, don't worry, it'sgoing to change in thirty seconds, all
right, You are accurate, though, it's about five and a half years
now. With interest, it mightbe five, five and a half,
five years, seven months or somethinglike interest. What is this maniac thinking

(37:30):
that that's going to last? Whatare you saying twenty years? He says
it will last. His math isworse than Jeffreys anyhow. So she's having
phone sex with this guy and hopingthat she will get out, and she's
like, oh, I love youso much, and they're making kissing sounds
to each other, and she hasapparently had twelve different men in the last

(37:55):
three months that she's had phone sexwith, according to sources. That's crazy,
isn't it. A lot of mencome out of the woodwork for this
crazy check. Yea, where arethese guys coming from? Who even remembers
this case from nineteen ninety four?And how horny? I mean every guy's
horny. I'm horny, your horny. This is the next level horny for

(38:16):
you to be after a baby killerand have phone sex. First of all,
wouldn't you just you know, whatthey should do? They should just
put out these people's names. Isn'tthis like public information if you call a
prisoner or something. I mean,they record all these phone calls. They
know that. They say that rightat the beginning of the phone call,

(38:37):
right, Yeah, they're recording,so they must know. Yeah, they
must know who she's talking to.Yeah. And I'm not really a big
proponent of publicly shaming people, butI think I want to know who's having
phone sex with Susan Smith, thebaby killer. What idiot is doing that?

(38:58):
I mean, this is just crazy. Mentioned the correction officers. I
haven't now, not yet. Shealso so that's what she's doing on the
phone. But she has been doinga lot more behind bars in prison.
She over the past what thirty yearsI said, she's been incarcerated. She
has had sex with numerous prison guards. Wow. And one of the guys

(39:23):
ended up in jail. He wasfifty years old. She was twenty eight.
She was having sex with a fIFfifty year old guard. He was
jailed for three months for having anaffair with her. And I think there
have been multiple multiple guys that shehas slept with. They caught her.

(39:51):
They caught this because you know,she's in prison. She's twenty eight years
old. She's been in there afew years. She had to go to
the whatever the medical facility in theprisoners. She had an STD. Now,
how do you get the STD inprison? Maybe she sat down on
a rusty seat, Yeah, theold toilet seats. She now she was

(40:17):
having sex with a guard. Shealso a year after that. You'd think
now the guards would be like,uh, oh, I'm on high alert.
Don't wanna sleep with this slutty inmatenow now. The very next year,
prison Captain Alfred Rowe had sex withher and he was fired and sentenced

(40:38):
to five years in probation. Shealso, in addition to all the men
that she was screwing in prison.She also had sex with a bunch of
female prisoners. I mean, she'sjust a horn dog. No wonder she's
got all these guys. I mean, you're pretty, You're you're out of
control. If you're having phone sexwith this woman, you think the letter

(41:00):
out You don't think so? No, not with all this stuff that you're
talking about, There's no way.Don't you think there's no way? Yeah,
I don't think so. I thinkshe also got busted for having drugs.
Yeah, I mean she's not ready. She has no remorse. She
needs to walk in there saying,I you know what I did, I

(41:22):
am remorseful for and my actions insideshould reflect that I've a changed person and
I found God, and I willdo whatever I can to make other people's
lives better. And then they stilldon't let her out. Now I'm reading
here further. Boy, this casewas so long ago, thirty years.
I don't remember all of the details. But I didn't know this either.

(41:45):
So she went to trial. Ofcourse, you know, you put on
trial for murder. We know thatshe did it. She pushed her kids
in the car into the lake drownthem. I think they found them.
I think they were still strapped inthe cars etect if I remember right.
But her stepfather. At her trial, the stepfather mortgaged his home in order

(42:09):
to pay for her defense because hesaid she's not fully guilty. He bears
part of the blame. Why well, apparently at trial he admitted that he
had molested her as a teenager,and then as she became an adult,
he had consensual sex with her.So he starts molesting her. I didn't.

(42:30):
I'm just reading this for the firsttime. Here he starts diddling his
stepdaughter when she's a kid, andthen she gets older and he continues having
sex with her. No, thatguy completely screwed this. This is starting
to make sense here. He completelyscrewed the girl up when she was a
kid. And when something like thathappens to you, I think you are

(42:52):
you traumatized, and you are.I'm not saying that excuses you being a
baby killer and everything else else,But man, oh man, that will
screw a kid up, no doubtabout it. Whatever happened to him,
what happened to the stepdad. Imean, there's probably like a statute of

(43:14):
limitations or something, but he goesup there on the stand, and he
admits to that in trial. Shewas married at the time too, and
her husband who had those two kidswith her, he's remarried and he has
more children now. He says thatcome November, when she's up for parole,
he is going to argue against hergetting out of jail. So yeah,

(43:38):
I don't think she's I don't thinkshe's gonna get out. Jeffrey,
would you, I know you werea jail guard. He said he'd never
had sex with a prisoner or anythinglike that. Of course not. And
plus, at the time, themale guards guarded the male inmates and the

(44:01):
female guards guarded the female in mates. Prevent this sort of thing from happening.
Now it's probably different though, right, Like you go, I'm a
male prisoner, but I identify asa female, So give me some female
guards. Well, you know whatwhat's funny is that I saw a documentary
about prisons in California where they havewomen guarding male prisoners. Yeah, how

(44:21):
does that go over? Well,they have to understand that, you know,
they have to address an act acertain way because you know, the
prisoners are going to do everything youcan, you know, to find your
weakness and whatnot. So now let'ssay that a woman in prison. All
right, just hear me out here, a woman in prison reaches out to
you, sends a letter into theradio station. She wants to be your

(44:42):
pen pale, and she writes somevery steamy, graphic things that she wants
to do with you. When shegets out on parole, she goes,
give me a call, call mein prison. Let's chat. Would you
have Did you call her? No, I'll tell you why. I know

(45:04):
the call is going to be recorded. It's going to get back to you.
Guys, you're gonna find out blahblah blah. No, okay,
no, thanks. So if youweren't on the radio and that happened to
you and you, would you calland have phone sex with her? I
mean, I would see the pointyour horny, the horniest guy I know.
Any girl reaches out on Facebook,you call her, any message,

(45:27):
you call them. Your whole dayis full of calling girls. Yeah right,
my whole my full days is workingtoo, working on girls. Any
I just don't really want to getmyself involved in that drama. Yeah.
I don't know who these nutcase guysare, but we should be made aware
of who they are, because yougotta keep an eye on those dudes.

(45:47):
If you're crazy enough to do thatwith this baby killer, I don't know
what's wrong with you. You gotto pay close attention to what those guys
are up to. Now we talkabout Jeffrey being horny. Last week,
we gave an assignment and I said, all right, listen. Somebody had
emailed me and they said, doyou think you would know what your significant

(46:09):
other is into when it comes toporn? And would they know what you're
into when it comes to porn?And said, well, let's put it
to the test. So I gavean assignment to everyone on the show,
and the assignment was to pick twoporn videos. One is something that you
yourself enjoy, you know, somethingthat turns you on, and the other

(46:35):
is for your significant other. Whatdo you think your significant other is turned
on by? And then they knewthe same back to you. Will they
match up? You can? Really, I think, get a good idea.
I'll tell you what. I gota good idea from this because Bto
had sent me her picks a fewdays ago. I didn't watch them,

(46:57):
didn't look at them, and lastnight I shared my picks with her and
she I looked at her picks tosee what she picked for me, and
I have a new let's see anew outlook. I suppose on on things.
Was I right? I don't know. We'll find out theeter you completed.

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I think everyone completed the assignment.Charlie. You were collecting these links.
You have these links, Charlie workingon them. Okay, all right,
I have one more. Crystal can'twatch it? Right, you were
looking at the screen. Don't don'tlet Crystal or Jeffrey look. Jeffrey,
I supposed to just stare at eachother, just look each other in the
eyes. But that's why you don'tcram three people on the title. I

(47:45):
can't look at what It's a twoperson room, I know, but just
turn your great so they can't watchit because I have I did not.
So everyone sent me the links tome, and I for them to Charlie.
I did not look at anybody's stufftheater. I didn't look at yours.
Uh Snitts didn't look at yours.Crystal didn't look at yours. But
anyhow, so we're gonna we're gonnaanalyze all of these picks and find out

(48:09):
how well you know and can matchwhat you and your partner are into and
how well does how well does yourpartner know you? Theater? Was this
an eye opener? Did you sharethis with your wife? You saw what
she picked for you? Right?Yeah? You were you surprised? Or

(48:31):
was it where you like? Okay? Yeah, she she she got that
correct. Yeah, she had ahaunch. She kind of she nailed what
I what you're into? What I'minto? Okay, so she must know,
Yeah, she knows you make itwidely known to her and to everybody
else. Okay, all right,all right, interesting, I want to
see what it is. We'll beright back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang

(48:52):
on Rover's Morning Glory. They saynobody wants to work anymore. Hey,
but we didn't want to work beforeeither. That's why we got into radio
dub Welcome back to Rovers Morning Glory. All right. We had an assignment

(49:20):
that everyone on the show did.That was to pick a porn video that
you think your significant other would likeand one that you yourself would like,
and they'll do the same thing foryou. Will those match up? How
well does your significant other know youand know what you're into? Give me

(49:51):
one second. I got to pullup a new video monitor over here,
because give me here. There wego. Now I have program one and

(50:15):
I have we had to Now obviouslywe can't play these videos on the air.
We're gonna have to do our bestto describe them. Charlie, were
you you collected all of these?You're the only person who has seen all
of these? Yes, I gotthe links. I forwarded them to you.
I did not watch these yet foranybody. The only one that I

(50:37):
know is what be two picked forme, and what she picked for herself,
and what I picked for her andwhat I picked for myself. So
that's it. Were you have youwatched any of these or did you?
I'd scrolled through some of I meanevery one of them to make sure it's
getting it sure, sure, okay, really diligent research that you were doing,

(50:57):
of course. Yes. Were yousurprised by anything, or were you
surprised by where You're like, ohthat's weird or anything stick out jump out
at you. There's a couple veryvery surprising ones. I can't I don't
want to wait until we get anywhere. One's blowing my mind. Really,
need we need to talk about it. We need to discuss it. One

(51:24):
I've one's gross, trake, justgross, And that's not the one I
even want to discuss. There's onethat's more fascinating than that. Interesting.
All right, one is something I'venever seen before, and I thought I've
seen it all. It's impossible.I guess I knew it existed, But

(51:46):
who, why would you watch it? Who? Every every other video I
got, I can understand if you'reinto something weird like that, but this
is a real insight in somebody's mind. All right, well, yes,
we're all gonna be able to seethis on our Yeah, what do you
see right now? Do you seethe it's not supported? I see all

(52:07):
black screen. This resolution is notsupported. And oh no, what about
douche, what's on your monitorla?The son of a bitch? Hmm,
the resolution is not sport. That'syeah, that's a problem. I was
expecting that you guys were going tobe able to see this over there.

(52:28):
M I switched it so that basically, we have monitors here in the studio,
and normally the monitors show what's goingout over our mg TV, but
we can change that. We canput whatever source we want on there.
And uh, and you're saying,douche, on yours, you're not seeing
the all black? So what abouton that one right there, Charlie,

(52:51):
just black? It's all black.I don't know if I can't tell us
there a light on in there?Are you playing something? Yeah, I'm
playing that. Well, yeah,well this is the I have just the
video that I had last loaded upyesterday, which is the snow cone people
and the yelling at the lady orcalling the kid a bitch or whatever,
And that's what I'm playing. That'swhat I'm playing right now. Okay,

(53:15):
give me a second hand. Letme see if I can get this back.
I mean, some of these we'regonna have to really watch. Yeah,
no, I understand. Let's seehere really all yeah, I mean
it's one but one. What aboutthis? What about now? Anything change
now? Nope? Nothing change?Uh? Oh man, this is really

(53:44):
huh. I'm stumped. I don'tknow why that doesn't switch it over.
I have no idea. I'm seeingit in mind. I'm like, right
here, I have it pulled upover it and it's the same video.
Maybe it's because it like it is. Let's see, maybe it's just a

(54:05):
video. Let me try picking.All right, let's let's just do this
let's start with who should we startwith? Or should you not? Even?
Should you play it? Roman?We have to guess who's who's this
is? Oh okay, all right, that's a good one. All right,
I'll just kind of go maybe inthe order that I sent these.
This is a pick. Here isgive me a second. Here, this

(54:31):
is a pick. Do you gonnaget the title or you're just gonna go?
Okay, my screen changed? Ohyeah, yeah, that's his record.
Oh yeah, then you're seeing it. Oh, here we go.
You saw something. My screen isready to go. You don't see it
over there? Doe, No,sir, there's all black two. Somehow

(54:57):
I got the luxury of it working. That's all counts. That's all right.
I have no idea what's going on. But all right, you'll just
have to share. Gather around Eader'smonitor or whatever. Okay, are you
going to give the title? O? Yes, that will help too.
Hey, yeah, I'll give youthe title. Okay, this is the
title. The title of this oneis. And this is the person's pick
for themselves. This is what thisperson likes. Okay, this person's pick

(55:23):
is the title is. Boy.I don't even know if I could say
the title I f my sexy wifeand her perfect pee makes me explode,
and then in parentheses cream pie.All right, interesting, Okay, are

(55:45):
you ready for this? And we'lljust scan through this. Watch now,
need to do the whole thing,I don't think. All right. So
here's a couple there on a couchand she's in heels and guys he's sitting
there and the wife is now sortof straddling the guy and guy's feeling her

(56:07):
up, grabbing her and heavy petting. Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty good
looking though, this wife, Iwould say, Yeah, she's got a
great ass. Yeah, she's fullyclothed, she is. All right,
let me just scan through here,all right. Now she's straddling, straddling,
she's still fully clothed. Yeah,what's taking so long? Yeah,

(56:27):
this is a long, long videohere. This makes me think it's somebody
who likes a lot to build upand they watch it for the plots.
All right, So now the womanis servicing the guy. Can't live I
get paid to do this. She'sservicing. Okay, she's on the couch,
she's servicing the guy. The guyhas his pants down around she's still

(56:49):
fully clothed. Right, come on, she's good. Look, she got
a on, she got a thong. She's all right. Now the guy,
uh he is. Now he's gother up on the a glass table.
That's a dangerous move there like aglass kitchen table, a round table.
And he's not putting her up onthe table. He has her pants

(57:12):
down and he is going to townon her. Now he is from the
Now he's bent her. Okay,now he has her bent over the glass
table from behind, he is howdo I put it, he's uh servicing
her. I suppose I guess hecould say from behind. So she's standing
up and let's go. Now they'regoing. Now, now he's got her

(57:37):
bent over that couch. He's railingher. She's really she's a she's this
woman is good looking. I kindof like women that look like this,
whether they're not too hot, they'renot too I shot they'll get really hot.
But she's not. To me,that just looks like a regular hot
chick. I'm not like the pornstar. Look, Oh, this looks

(58:00):
like an everyday girl. Yeah.Yeah's has some tattoos, hip tattoos.
Yeah, I could go without that. Oh, I think it's sexy.
And she's keeping her heels on too. Oh yeah, that's good. All
right. So now he has herokay, bent over, bent over,
he's grabbed her still okay, Nowshe's on her back on the couch.
Do she is just trying to focuson anything over there besides this? What

(58:25):
you could? He doesn't like whenI get anywhere near her, we can't
see anything, so we can't talkstraight in it. Yeah, yeah,
okay, he straighten that out soshe can see this? Okay, all
right. Now the girl is layingon her back on the couch. The
guy is in front of her.He's railing her, and this is going
on and on and on, andnow he's got her bent over once again.

(58:50):
And how does this finish? Howdoes this end? Let's see here
and that's it? You green exploded? What do you mean? They want
to nd? I? It's okay, now it's back, okay, something
just dands. Well they've been doingthat now it's it will stop before the
ending. And it says, goand pay. Do you want to actually
see the complete ending? Can't dothat? No, who's gonna go?

(59:13):
Pay? Some guys though? ButI have to see the ending. Oh
then you're gonna have to pay.I I personally I have to see.
No, I'm not gonna pay Ihave to see the end again. I
can go without the ending. I'mnot gonna pay for that. Well,
I'm not gonna pay for it either, but but I don't. Ending's not
that important to me. Oh,I find that to be very important.
Where you know how things end up? I like to you know, it's

(59:36):
like watching a movie. You don'tturn it off five minutes before the conclusion,
do you? At least I skiparound? Ye, I'm skipping around.
I'm going to specific spots, allright. So that is the that's
the video that they picked for themselves. Do you want to see the video
that this person's wife picked for them? Sure, Okay, here it is,

(59:57):
and let's see if you can guesswho this person is is. Okay,
here are a couple of women ona bed together. They're both in
laingerie. These two women are makingout, rubbing each other. She's oh,
now they're now they're going to towndining at the wide. Now they're

(01:00:22):
now they're now they're rubbing their See. I don't think girls actually do this
in real life. I hope theydo this. Boo. Basically, they
both have their there's there on thebed they both have their boobs next to
each other, like boob to boob, and they're like nipple fighting, like
sword fighting with their nipples. Allright, then okay, now we're Oh,

(01:00:43):
now a guy's has gotten involved.They're both servicing the guy. Now
the guy's screwing that girl. Nowthe guy has one girl bent over railing
her while the other one is servicing. Now they're both servicing the woman.
Oh boy, this is yeah,this is interesting interesting. Okay, all
right, who do you think thatis? Do you have any idea theater?

(01:01:07):
What's the title of that one?Oh? Oh, the title of
this one is sure, big naturalboob threesome. Huh, big natural boob
threesome. This person's wife thinks theylike that. And then you saw the
first one that they themselves the personpicked. Who do you think this is?

(01:01:28):
On the show My hunt? Rightaway, it's either you or Snitzer
because the first title was banging mywife, So I'm thinking, are they
looking for something? And it waskind of romantic. It wasn't that dirty
or filthy. But then I don'tknow about the three song with two girls
with big boobs. That almost eliminateSnitzer, So I'm almost thinking it to
you, Rover, You're all right, Dougie, who do you think it

(01:01:51):
is? Jee? You think that'sJeffery. What makes you think that?
Uh, the girl with the tattoos, I think he loves girls. Yeah,
that he thinks that she looks likeCrystal. And then the boobs.
I think that Mary Elizabeth thinks thatJeffrey likes boobs, so that he would

(01:02:14):
like something that kind of avenue.I think it's definitely Jeffer. All right,
Krystal, who do you think itis? Since that first video you
said had a very long lead up, since we couldn't see it over here,
I was just listening to close Onfor so long long time, ten
minutes of close On that I wasthinking, maybe Snitzer's wife would like something

(01:02:38):
like that, something more like butthis is what they picked for themselves,
that first one. Oh, thatfirst one, Oh they picked for themselves.
Okay, then I'm going Snitzer,you say that, Snitzer? Yeah,
all right, Well you are indeedcorrect. I hailed it, and

(01:02:58):
I kind of I want to userubber, but the wife and the title,
it wasn't too dirty, it wasyeah, I personally, uh,
my wife knows though. For thewife pick here, my wife knows I'm
not into like, boobs are notlike real important to me. I'm not
a big boob kind of guy.So Snitz, my wife knows I am.
Yeah, you love big boobs.I do care for those, yes,

(01:03:20):
do you really? And butts?Yes, well do a boober,
but you both. I'm I'm abutt guy as opposed to a boob guy.
So all right, did you sharethis with your wife your two picks?
Yes, we're in the same roomwhen we're pickines like you were.
I was on a chair, shewas on the couch. You want to
hear giggles. It was the funniest. We're laughing so hard with crying.

(01:03:44):
So you were You're sitting in achair and she's uh on on a couch.
Where's it kind of like this stillframe right there? Is that what
it was like, snintz A.You're just sitting back on the couch.
She's spent over servicing you. Youthink be like, you know it would
end up in that, but we'relaughing so hard. It didn't end up
in anything. So it was justreally really funny. Yeah, I should

(01:04:05):
my I'm like, oh, thiswill be this will be good. You
know, I'm gonna show her theseshe's will exchange our porns, like this
is gonna be great, and I'mexpecting she's gonna get all hot and bothered,
and she's just like, okay,are you ready. I'm like,
yeah, yeah, but this islike a whole thing here. Now,
this is not something we just aregonna go through on thirty seconds. She's
like, oh, all right,So you like, what is it about

(01:04:30):
that first video that you like?I don't know. It's nice, it's
pleasant looking, you know, it'snothing. Nobody's getting hurt, not only
any sort of you know, somepeople like the crying and the mescer running
and that kind of stuff. Idon't like that. I like people who
are enjoying themselves. It has gottenporn over the gears has gotten violent,
has it it? I mean girlsare getting slapped and choked and you know,

(01:04:54):
which is fine if you're into that. I just wonder how many girls
are actually into that. I wouldassume it's a small percentage. All right.
She puts the second one for mebecause it has a hippie check in
it, and I'm you know,she thinks that's what I'm into it.
She's not, well, she wasa hippie check at one point, So

(01:05:15):
she thinks that you would like thisgirl here with the kind of wild hair.
Yeah, it's got like dreads andstuff. It's like, okay,
okay, all right, and doyou want to see what Stincer's wife You
want to quickly see what she isinto? Well, this is what Snincer
thinks his wife would be into.Let me quickly scroll through this. This

(01:05:40):
is this is like a woman.She's sitting on a guy. She's straddling
his face and she's what is goingon in this video? All right?
The guy the woman is straddling theguy's face, and that seems to be
the gist of this whole video.All right, now there's sixty nine y

(01:06:00):
all right, Massage rooms dot com. Massage rooms dot com. The title
of this video is massage Rooms perfectbody, blonde face, sitting and big
d orgasm. Oh all right,so this is that's what Spencer thinks his
wife is. Okay, all right, now when you show this to your

(01:06:24):
wife, what was her reaction?You go, oh, but this is
got my wife will love this.What what was her reaction when you unveiled
this to her? Yeah, shedidn't like the girl didn't have any boobs.
Not big enough boobs for her.You were both in this maybe,
And then what you think of herrearend? That is there a good looking
people that she like? Bleached spot? And then this is Schnitzer's pick for

(01:06:51):
herself. Snincer's wife's pick is forherself. It's just a woman laying in
bed, all right. And thenthe guy show for there. Oh my
god, this is the worst.The title of this video is husband and
wife real sex here licking and pronebones. The guy's got like long hair

(01:07:15):
like Snitzer. So this is probablywhat it's like to watch that I hate.
Is this incidence? Is this youand your wife going at it here?
I guess she enjoys what we doon her stomach and you're getting there
from behind the joy She enjoys that. This view is terrible just to see
guys butt just going back the there'snothing to look at other than two heads.

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I don't know why she's she's nota pro at the picking you know
video. I mean, this isyou guys seeing there now. I was
able to pull pull it up.She she was amazed at how fast I
could navigate the categories, you know, like a real pro. She goes,
wait, how do you like.I don't know, it's just it's

(01:07:58):
just laid out. The user interfaceis very intuitive. Why does it say
you're a lifetime member up here inthe I don't know? All right?
Who should we do next? Doyou want to who do you want to
do next? Charlie? Or shouldyou want to? Guess? Yeah?
I think the guessing is fun.The snitcher's done. Okay, let's see

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here. Pull this up over here? All right, here is a video
that this person picked for themselves.All right here. The title of this

(01:08:43):
is no ge't now hold on?What did I click on the right link?
Now? Okay, this is uhinsane octave push best reality Japanese porn
with a hot female. Okay,here we go, so somebody themselves Jesus

(01:09:09):
Christ. I can't even scroll throughthis. This is nasty. Screens out
the thing a lot alive or dead? I don't alive. Oh my god,
you're kidding. And this person isusing one Asian woman who has a
tentacle and the whole it's just awhole octopus is on the stomach. It's
a big octopus too. It's notlike a little lot. Oh no,

(01:09:31):
this is I think people kind ofwant now she's us an extra ton of
Okay, I think you kind ofwanted alive so it could go in there
and use it. All right,So that is actually ribbed. That is
that person's uh jesuits the octopus toshoot ink. Yeah they do. I
wasn't sure the squid. I guessthe that's the money shot. Yeah,

(01:09:53):
I guess so. Because this isall right, and this person is this
is their wife's pick for them.Wife picked this for No, that's what
they picked for themselves. And hereis what their significant other picks for them.
The title of this is busty,thick cow girl babes three some big

(01:10:15):
white sea pog and light skinned,bubble ass f hard facial. Oh yeah,
fat ass white girl. Okay,and all right, it's a couple
of girls. They're in short shortstaisy dukes. They have a cowboy hats
on. They are both Charlie kindof that's interesting, and servicing the I

(01:10:38):
have both servicing the guy. Nowthey're riding the guy and now they're oh
boy, they're doing everything here,okay with cowboy hats on. All right,
who do you think this is?Crystal? Who do you think picked
this video? Oh? I wasmesmerized the one with the cowgirls. Yes,

(01:11:00):
I'm gonna go with Now, thisis what they're significant other picked for
them. The first one, Iwas thinking it would be the Deeter Jesse.
So I'm gonna guess that this waswhat Dieter's wife picked for sum.
Okay, all right, because thefirst one was just so outlandish. All

(01:11:26):
right, Schnitz, what do youthink? Who do you think this is?
I think Charlie. Charlie picked flannelsand and Krista picks the flannels like,
oh, he loves flannel. He'sgonna love these two girls in flannels
and cowboy hats. Okay, youbelieve that that is also Charlie. Okay,

(01:11:48):
it's weird. Jeffrey, who doyou think it is? I probably
think go with Charlie because it flannedgirls. Who All right? Uh,
the actual person is theater? Whatwhat is going on? Theater? What
the flannels? The octopus flannels isinteresting though. If you all watch that

(01:12:12):
with the octopus, that turns youon. It's something you've never seen before.
The tentacles. It was discussed withSlimy. I want to see my
I want to judge, but hey, man, don't knock until you watch
it. So you showed this toher. Oh, here's what I picked
for myself. And what is herreaction? Oh, start hitting me right
away. Oh come on, don'tshow me that. I don't want to
see that. She did. It'sa chance for to show her though.

(01:12:34):
Hey, you ever seen this before? She goes, I've just never even
heard of that before. Most haven't. And she picked out the two cowgirls
in flannels. She must think youhave a Charlie fetish or something. Huh
is that what it is? Whydid she pick that for you? And
was that a good pick? Didyou say, yeah, that's what I'm
into. Oh, those girls' bodieswere perfect. She knows I love curby

(01:12:57):
women. I think was more ofthat, and she knows I wanted to
be a boy growing up, SoI think it was the cowboys with the
hats, But really it's because thewomen were so damned curvy. You like
curvy women? Oh yeah, thosetwo were perfect? All right? And
then, just to wrap up theater, here is let's see Deeter picked for
his wife. Deeter picked h Okay, it's people sitting at a table.

(01:13:24):
You know what it is? It'sdifferent resolutions of video and your screens only
when I play this out of mysystem. It's playing whatever Charlie downloaded in.
There's different videos, so only somevideo resolutions are compatible with your screen.
Should con Uh? Maybe during thebreak, let's see here. Okay,
so here's a guy. What arethey playing? What is this?
So it's two people sitting at atable? Uh? This is what you

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picked for your wife? It's what'sgoing on here? What's what's the title?
That's okay, give me a second, I got to pull it up
here. The title is, uh, Muscle Matt takes control of the Big
Booty. So this is you.This is Muscle Matt. Yeah, your

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muscle Matt. This is what theaterthinks his wife likes. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, okay, I like thetitle of the site. Read that
in the corner. What is theHot Guys F? Yeah? So you're
into hot guys F? You wantto watch the Hot Guys for my wife.

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You're sitting at the table. Thisis the weird. Why are they
at a table? What are Iwas going? Game night? I scan
there's like a whole studio crew.Then they have like a card game.
It's like they're doing a podcast thatgoes awry. Hey, you never played
naked Twister? With your girlfriend before. Is this a weird thing? You
picked this for your wife? Yeah, but I was to get to this.
And then what does she say whenyou show this to her? She

(01:14:53):
goes, oh, well, thehot guy's f She goes, I get
it. She goes, I getwhat you're trying to say. Here is
you're hotes. I understand what you'resaying. And then here is what Deeter's
wife picked for herself. This isher favorite sex scene of all time on
a famb weakn This is from Gameof Thrones. This is it. This

(01:15:17):
is what she picked. She wantedthis to be her admit, this is
this is This is Denarious Targarian havingsex with cal Drogo. She says she
was so turned on, she wasso hot after this. She loves Game
of Thrones, so he was on. This is a there's different scenes really
have sex, and this scene she'sshe's not having a good teams like,
she's crying. She's kind of gettingraped. She's getting yes on her on

(01:15:41):
her wedding night. But there aredifferent ones. Maybe she was looking for
a different one. I just assumeshe she she ends up liking them,
but not on the wedding night.Okay, So this is what your this
is what your wife is into.Well, no, I hate this guy.
I hate Jason Momoa. But she'sshe goes out, why because you're
jealous of him and I that yourwife is That was the hottest thing she
says she's ever seen in her life. Was that whole sex scene. Well

(01:16:04):
yeah, see if you scroll ahead, you see that she decides to take
control, and it's it's kind ofa different scene because before the first half
was her weddy night, and thenshe she gets lessons from prostitutes she hangs
out with, and now she isthe one who's the women from the pleasure
houses and she's taught how to havesex with Jason Momoa where she might like

(01:16:27):
it. This chick is hot,yeah, but like when she doesn't have
this blonde or white wig on,she's not as hot like she got it.
You have to have like I sawher in something else. I made
her I got that's not She's reallynot that hot. It's something to do
with that hair there. It doesn'tlook like the same person. All right,
I've got to take a break.Eight six six year Rover is our
number eight six six nine six sevensix eight three seven all right, we've

(01:16:50):
established it. Dieter and Snitzer arecomplete freaks more really just disgusting. Uh
all right, I'm curious. Wegot to get to Charlie and Krystal and
Dougie and Jeffrey and me. We'llblow through these a little faster when we
come back right after this on Roverthis Morning Glory, hang on, morning

(01:17:11):
Lord. All right, so we'vegone through Schnitzer and Deeter. We narrowly

(01:17:42):
got down. We had an assignmentand it was to see how well do
you know what your significant other isinto? How well does your significant other
know what you're into? So wehad everyone pick a porn video that they
themselves are into that turns them on, and then pick one for their significant
other, and the significant other willdo the same, Pick one for themselves,

(01:18:04):
pick one for you, and dothey match up? Are you guys
on the same wavelength? Charlie isconverting some videos over there. Let me
see are those are those still converting? Charlie? Oh yeah, okay,

(01:18:28):
you've changed the screen. Whatever ison the screen right now, it's just
stuck, guys. As you guysasked this muscle mad from hot guys f
yeah all the times to freeze it. You can't freeze on the girl.
It is very specifically a man's butt, and it's on all the monitors.
So when you walk by the room, that's all you see. Yeah,

(01:18:48):
that's why eagle Beaver kept walking heresneak peak. All right, let's see
who you think this one is.This is the next video that we're gonna
play. I'll get it started herethis video. I don't know if you
can see that over there. She'sa Zoro mask on. Yeah, it's
a woman who has a mask onand another woman and these two women are

(01:19:11):
going at They all have masks on. The guy has a mask, she
has a mask. There's two girlsand one guy. Now, dark haired
girl is servicing the guy while theblonde was just riding him and then gets
off of him and starts making outwith him. Now the dark haired girl
is going to jump on. Thetitle of this video is let's see here.

(01:19:33):
How can I how can I describethe title? This is after the
after the husband is finished with onegirl. How do I put this?
Blanking hobbies girlfriends blank off of hisblank. So she's cleaning the wife is

(01:19:59):
cleaning the husband up after he's beenwith the girlfriend. Co all right,
yeah, okay, who's this somebody'sspouse picking this, So this is somebody
picking up for this is what theyhave picked for themselves, all right,
So that is what they are into. And then let's see here and then
eventually let's see it is the otherOh okay, all right. Now then

(01:20:21):
it says full videos and they wantyou to go to only fans. Okay,
all right, and then this isthe pick for this is what the
person picked for their significant other.And the title of that is give me
a second. The title of thisone is about last night, is the

(01:20:47):
name of this, and it sayssoft approach. All right. So it
looks like it's just there's not awhole lot of lighting. It's sort of
dim lits. You can barely seeit and your movement it's nice. Oh
yeah yeah, oh let me seethe camera. Snince is really critiquing the

(01:21:09):
oh, like at the cinematography.Yeah, you can barely see anything,
right, I hate this is likecinemax when I was a kid, remember,
Yeah, you can barely see anythinglike I couldn't. I can't use
this all right. So there theyare, but you can barely really see
anything. It's sort of implied thatthey're going at it. Maybe they really
are. But do you remember whenyou were a little kid theater, wouldn't

(01:21:30):
you have skinemax? Oh that wasmy life. I actually get the few
memories you used to get, likea booklet in the mail, like with
the Tivy Guy was a small bookletand you can flip through it and or
just give a little description of themovie. Yeah, if you remember those,
so to give the movie and atthe end of it it would say
the rating of it. I've hadn had nudity, but I had n

(01:21:51):
and sc for sexual content. Iknew. I go half, that's it.
You got to check this one out. There's a manual fifteen movie.
And then I'd watch it. Andthat's why would get my porn was just
watching these little movie clips the Skinmaxlate at night and I would record those
scenes. And they never really showedanything good though, Oh no, no,
they never would, but it would. That was the best I can

(01:22:12):
get. There was no porn atthe time. Yeah, yeah, you
didn't have a whole imagine. Ithink we'd all be screwed up if we
had this at our disposal twenty fourto seven in your pocket at a young
age, I don't know how youhave well adjusted adults who have grown up
with such things. All right,So who do you think this is?

(01:22:34):
Dieter? You saw the pick forthemselves was two girls going at it,
one girl cleaning up the guy afterthe fact, and then the other one
is like a soft chord well photographedor well filmed soft core porn. All

(01:22:54):
right, who do you think thisis? I'm guessing Jeffrey. They were
like the Zoro mask, eyes wideshut mask, and then he probably wanted
to pick something tame for his wife. So my pick is is Jeffrey.
All right, Charlie who doy?Oh, well, no, you know
who it is? Never mind?All right, sincer, who do you
think it is? Uh hmm,Well the other one? I have to

(01:23:15):
say Charlie for this one, becausehe wants uh he thinks his girlfriend's into
like the soft stuff and nice pleasantthings, and he's into other things looking
off things. That's I'm in aclean, clean cleaning. I assumed he
would be into big clean Yeah,A big difference, the big difference.

(01:23:41):
Okay, this is one video.Okay, all right, Uh, Dougie,
who do you think this is?Jeffrey? You think this is Jeffrey
for sure. Jeffrey. All right, Jeffrey, is this you? Unfortunately?
No? Okay, Wow, whodo you think it is? Jeffrey.

(01:24:02):
Oh, it's something solid Crystal andCrystal might be into the Crystal would
be I'm just guessing, so Icould be wrong. I'm just saying,
I'm just guessing. All right,well, boy, you really have your
finger on Crystal's button, so tospeak. That's right, it's Crystal.
Yes, yes, both of thosewere crystals. That was Crystal's pick for
herself was the first one, andthe second one was since Crystal does not

(01:24:26):
have a significant other, she pickedfor ugy off makes sense. So the
dark one where you can't see anything. Yes, she figured you like that
that you can very implied. WhatI really wanted for you though, was
a Hallmark Christmas movie I thought wouldget you probably the most excited. She

(01:24:49):
also sent Mingle All the Way,which was a Hallmark movie. Great movie,
by the way, kidding me.Okay, and Crystal, so you
picked that you thought that she wouldlike that soft core dow she would like
the soft course something more implied.Yeah, that the essence of sex is

(01:25:09):
there without actually seeing any kind ofnudity. Thank you like the first one
that you picked for yourself is toofilthy for do oh? Definitely? Okay,
all right, all right, soyou picked this first one was called
blanking hubbies girlfriend's blank off of hisblank, really cleaning the guy up after

(01:25:32):
he's had his way with both ofthem, and then the girlfriend and then
the wife is cleaning up. Okay, why pick that? What is it?
Oh? I I you know,I like to watch and I enjoy
that kind of group dynamic. Soyeah, and I want it all if
I'm going to do it, forsure, do it all. So if
you were married, well you weremarried, but if you had a boyfriend

(01:25:54):
or something, you would enjoy orat least enjoy thinking about watching it whatever.
You would enjoy him going at itwith you and then him going at
it with another woman. Yeah,and then you clean him up after the
fact. Yeah, and then youmake out with the chick. Yeah,
and then and then we switch rollsthen and she could do the cleanup,

(01:26:17):
you know. So I'm we're goingall over. Well, this is like
a whole night. Yeah, yeah, I almost like a weekend out of
the old thing. We're going todo it, do it well? Yeah,
Dallas, is this another shot ather ex husband. I don't know
why that would be a shot ather ex husband. Why would that be.
That won't be a shot at yourex husband, would it. No?

(01:26:39):
I think he would know what I'minto and would go, Yeah,
she'd probably pick that gos bing binghe was able to. He goes.
I know this one is Crystal.She is dirty and she likes the cleanup
thing. So all right, let'ssee here here is the think this just
converted. Let's see. Okay,give me a second. Where did it

(01:27:02):
go? Oh? Let me refreshthis now, I gotta move it over.
I'm taking me a second while you'redoing that. Let me pull up
the all right, should be thereright now? It has a one at
the end of it, both ofthese. Okay, all right, here

(01:27:25):
is let me pull this up.Here is should be in there, you
said, and he as a oneafter okay, so it should work.
I see a couple of them thathave a one. All right, let's

(01:27:47):
go then too. Is you onlyput it in for one person or did
you put it in for everyone?No, I'm just this is just the
people you're working on right now,gotcha? Because you're working with Crystal?
Correct y? Yes, Well,I just played crystals videos. All right,
so this is Crystal the process ofeliminations videos. Oh okay, all

(01:28:13):
right, said the couple. We'vebeen doing the couples. Oh okay,
all right. So this is Dougiepicked one for Crystal. And this one
is called because I don't think yousent to you trashy bowling alley gang bang
and I think they're k Yeah,there's a special old guys. Oh my

(01:28:39):
cat, real, Yeah, noneof it's that hot. And it's a
bowling alley that's not This is likea This is not a bowling This is
like a bowling alley in somebody's basementorself. The walls don't look like they're
finished fleet. This is the framingand installation. Oh my cat. And
here's the guy. Oh man,Yeah, I don't like this about porn.

(01:29:00):
Sometimes the filthier you get, theworst looking the people become, and
the older they become. Yeah yeah, and this guy's like seventy years old.
I think they still do it.This is bowling and I thought we
were playing with balls. No onefilled me in. There's not a bad
there's the mattress on the floor andthe girls getting railed by one guy another
guy and a guy in a Jasonmask is now going to I think use

(01:29:27):
her as target practice, Dougie,Why did you pick this one for Crystal?
I think that she likes the friendaspect of a lot of people there,
and she likes to be pleased,but yet she likes to please others
as well. And there's an activitygoing on and there's bowling, wow,
football, So I didn't know ifthere was a kickball porn, but I

(01:29:47):
figured this would be something fun,all different kind of people, right,
Crystal? All right, so Crystal, what do you think of dou she's
picked for you? Does this well, okay, does this video do anything?
Is she right? Does this turnyou on? Is this something you
are into here watching this? I'vewatched this video many times? Are you

(01:30:09):
liar? Are you lying this exactvideo? Are you kidding? Is this
like a famous video? No?But I am into watching like parties and
yeah, people like that. Itis. That's what it is. It's
the girl is so filthy and dirty. That's why I like it. It's
not that I want to be her, It's that I would watch this go

(01:30:31):
down just so God immediately, onceyou're once you hit the finish line,
you go all right, I'm out, peace out. You don't want to
be in this room anymore, youknow, I mean, this is a
you are, This is an ultimateonce you know, I start off suite
and then I get into this kindof goodness and then they all basically use
her that it takes a turn.Yeah, yeah, yeah, disgusting.

(01:30:56):
Have you ever received No? Yeah, no, I've never, not with
two gentlemen. I'm always with otherladies and one gentleman. All right,
all right, but you do watchthis? Does so? Do do?
She's picked for you actually does indeedturn you off? Spot on so you
kind of know her dog. Youpicked what you believe to be the sluttiest

(01:31:17):
thing you could find, and it'snot violated after Like, I need a
shout. It's so gross right now, Like I can't. What did you
think of Crystal's pick for you?Which was that soft touch, this sort
of thing you like it? Shenailed it when she said the implied,
okay, so that was your pickfor that was your pick for a Christal

(01:31:38):
And then again, as Charlie said, by process of elimination, this is
Dooge's pick for herself. What isthis implied? It's something that Okay,
so here it is. It lookslike a I don't see anything, so
you're you're not playing the one thatI see nothing. I'm playing that one.
Yeah, no, it's not working. Okay, uh it is.

(01:32:00):
You see it over there theater.I see it. It's Sandra and Keanu
Reeves. You can play it becausewith audio, because there's is this speed.
No, it's oh, I guessyou could put this up. It's
the lake house. Oh, themail box thing, right? What?
Yes, the mailbox thing. It'sthe scene with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock
and they're very attracted to one anotherand they're dancing and then they kiss,

(01:32:23):
and it's the implied sexual tension thatturns me on. Jeffery, she likes
turtle necks. You gotta be kidding. This is it. This is the
way to pick a porn. Thisis not a porn. This is a
mainstream Hollywood movie. It turns popa gold chain on here. That's Charlie
at the wart. Maybe I'm attracted. That's the same outfit, you're right,

(01:32:45):
turtleneck, weird sport coat. Sothey're just dancing around. What's what's
this is hot to you? Yes? The romance of it the sexual tension,
the implied that's hot theater. Doesthis do anything for you nothing?
Anybody on this sho even Snits.Does this do anything for you? Snitz?
I have to know the story.I mean, the story is really

(01:33:09):
good. It's a love story.It's a song. It's a Beatles song.
Good, it's going on. No, they're just dancing in the front
yard outside of a house. Ohmy god, they just put you to
sleep, Dougie. Is it thelove? It's love connection and connection that

(01:33:30):
really builds that anticipation before the momentthat they have sex, but they build
up is what she really enjoys.She wants that in her life that they
ever had in this movie, Like, do you see that at all?
Are okay? They go? Theygo? Are they gonna case? Oh?
They kiss right here? Oh mygod, oh so hot. You
have never been that like that andyour entire I could pass on that is

(01:33:57):
that's the romance. You've never donethat? Oh my and this So that
was my pick. All right,all right, well we're down to what
we only have one to three morepeople left? Is that right? Yep?
Jeffery, Charlie and you. Yeah, all we were expecting the weirdest
videos. Now did we save thebest for last? We'll find out.

(01:34:18):
We had the assignment of picking aporn that we like and one that we
think our significant other will like,and then vice versa, our significant other
picks one for us and one forthemselves. How well do we actually know
each other? How well do theseYeah? But we've I've been together with
my wife for I don't know whattwelve of you. We have an anniversary,
a wedding anniversary coming up in acouple of weeks, So you'd think

(01:34:42):
I would know her pretty well bythis point. Charlie, you've been with
Krista how long? Forever? AndJeffery you've been with your wife be twenty
five years in December, twenty fiveyears, so you should know each other
pretty well. You should know whatyou guys are into, all right,
So I have to take a break. Crystal is Crystal is jetting off somewhere.

(01:35:02):
Hi. We'll got you all hotand bothered now, and you're gonna
leave, Yeah, at least soyou can ride alone in the car by
myself. Yeah, I'm leaving,all right, She's gotta go. You're
flying out. You're going to doa like a comic con sort of thing
or something. Yeah, another fanxpone in Denver. Okay, all right,
so she'll be back next week whenwe return, and I we will

(01:35:26):
all be back right after this hangRover's Morning Glory. Listening to the show
is the second most enjoyable thing inlife, right behind sex. Well,
unless you're in prison. We're definitelyhigher on the list than sex. If
you're in prison. Hey, canyou put this wig on Rover's Morning Glory?

(01:35:55):
All right, we're done to threepeople on the show. Don't through
everyone except for me, Jeffrey,Charlie. That's who's still left in the
assignment. We had the assignment picka porno that you like and then pick
one for your significant other and they'lldo the same thing for you. How
well do they all match up?Do they really know you? Do you

(01:36:18):
and your wife watch porn together?Dear? And we have, but it's
not something consistently that we do.Yeah. Yeah, I would say that
we're probably the same way be twonames and it's like, I don't know,
maybe like once a year or something. Well, but in a way

(01:36:42):
it's sort of distracting. I'm justready to get to it, you know,
all Right, let's see here,Charlie, I figured out why these
videos that you converted are not playing. Why twenty four frames per second?
I think it's gonna be thirty framesper second, I think. But that's

(01:37:04):
all right. You did all thatconverting to the wrong frame, right,
Okay, that's all right. Maybemaybe you could convert. I don't know.
Let's see here. Oh no,it's just I don't think we'll get
them done in time. Here isall right? Who do you think this
is? The title of this oneis let me pull this up here.

(01:37:29):
I'll start playing this for you.The title of this one is wait,
hold on, that's not I'm sorry, that's the wrong one. I was
back to Schnitzer. I believe thisjelly filled girls. Oh okay, hold
on, here is okay, here'sthe title of this one. This is

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girl Friends Seduce and f Two guystogether, two guys, two girls m
mff. And there are two girlson the couch. Just looks like a
hotel room. They're making out therelingerie of course, as girls just praints
around in their lingerie. And thena guy comes in. Is just what's

(01:38:20):
the wody pick for themselves? Yes? And then a guy comes in the
woman is servicing, well, oneof them. Both they're both servicing.
They're basically taking turns servicing him.Now the two now they all move to
the bed. One woman is ridingthe guy while another woman is straddling his

(01:38:44):
face, and the girls are makingout at the same time. So there
is let's see here bubbo. Andthen and then the cameraman gets in on
the action. Here he's all right, the cameraman is getting service by one
of the girls while the other girlis dining at the y and the getting

(01:39:06):
railed from behind. So all rightit is and sixty nine ing while getting
railed and there you go. Allright, how does this out there?
And it's with the money shot thereon the stomach, all right? And

(01:39:28):
then the that is the person's pickfor themselves. And now the pick for
them is this here we go.The title of this is an amazing hour

(01:39:53):
long non stop orgy man. Andthere are let's see one, two,
three, four, five, six, I don't know. There's like fifteen
people in here, girls servicing guys. Uh going to town. Two girls
on one guy here, they're allin a looks like a big mansion or
hotel suite or something. Here,got a whole lineup of girls, girls

(01:40:16):
doing stuff to each other, girlsdoing stuff. The guys, I've seen
that girl before. That girl isa famous girl with the thigh eyes on
her, the one receiving shit,the mouth that she makes a weird curl
with her lip. Oh you guys, Yeah, no, the way she
I don't know if she's fourned orwhat her? All right? All right?

(01:40:39):
And so there there they are,just wild, wild, hour long
orgy going on here, all right. I like these people banging on the
steps back there. There's dangerous slipand break a neck? All right?
Who do you think this is?Do she? I'm gonna say, Charlie,

(01:41:02):
all right? Why I think hewould be the one that would want
to be with other people hanging around? Actually, I'm gonna change it.
I'm gonna say Rover, all right, you think it's more because you don't
care if other people are around whileyou're changed your your mind? All right,
dealter, who do you think itis? This is you? This
is me? The whole group anda bunch of people in there that the

(01:41:26):
wife picked. Who do you thinkit is? Yeah? My first choice
is you? Okay? And Jeffrey, who who do you think it is
he's not even I don't know whathere comes he's on the phone. I
apologize, Rover, I had Iwas screening a call. Okay, who
do you think this is due?Were you paying attention? Did you know?
Did you hear these videos scenes?Just say no, okay, all

(01:41:48):
right, doesn't know? Sorry,okay, uh this is indeed me,
Yes we know you? Is thateasy to pick? You always talk about
the group sex and you love allthat. Your wife picked it. And
the first one I thought was youbecause it was so it was HD.
It was like four K was soclear, and I going to see you

(01:42:08):
being a stickler. You got tohave really high Oh I'm not HD.
Now you know I'm not the clearestone. We've played. The HD is
not really a thing. I mean, the clearer the better. Obviously that
one was damn clear. I havea very like my wife picked this one
for me. She this hour longorgy. This was her pick for me.

(01:42:30):
It's a little too that's a niceplace. Yeah yeah, it's but
it's it's it's what you want yourcondo to look like when it's done.
Right. That's the housewarming party.I mean, here's like there's like a
one opening shot here. That's onecontinuous shot of the girl walking into this

(01:42:50):
mansion and going past all these people, and then I'm sure before you know
it, the boom. She's actuallyI wonder if this orgy, this orgy
is one actual, one hour continuousshadow. Interesting, isn't it. That's
pretty cool now. But besides theHD, I just like girls that you

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can't be too You gotta be hot, but not too hot. And I
think that those girls in the firstone that I picked for myself, where
are they? Uh like, Ithink they're they're hot, right, I'm
not even giving it too fake.Yeah, they're they're I can't get to
there. Where are they there?They go? Yeah? Yeah, every
day girl. Yeah, that's whatI prefer what I'm watching for. I

(01:43:36):
hope Hotchkiss walks by the door.He just makes some peaking hair just os.
It's just just balls and boobs.Just close ups. I mean some
of the close ups that we've seenthis morning are yeah, all right,
too left, you should well yougot to see it be too oh okay,

(01:43:56):
yes, sorry, and I thinkyou should be able to. I
think these will work if you openup. We can't see anything over here.
So yeah, so I did.I converted it most of them.
They're all thirty frames. I don'tknow which one you saw, So if
you play the one that ends inthis money can't see I am you don't
see this one over there, douche, but I don't know. I can't
explain it that who knows? Sothat was my Let's see hold on,

(01:44:20):
Oh you want to see my pickfor B two is? Actually was this
one? Here? It's too allright, it's too close up of a
boob here and it's two women thh os the girl one girl goes down

(01:44:41):
on the other girl and then theyare just grinding U scissoring thin be two
likes this? Well, let meshow you what she picked. Let's see
you picked I picked this for athat's right, yeah, no dudes,
oh dudes. And then let's seewhat did she say when you said that?

(01:45:05):
Well, let's see what she picked. Hang out all right? Here
is her pick. The title ofthis one. I don't know what the
title of this. Oh this lookslike the Snitzer video. Yeah, very
similar. Just yeah, no actionhome video. Let me see the title
of this one is romantic sensual,gentle sex of a real couple. Waited

(01:45:28):
for herself. Yeah, she pickedthis for herself. The guy's going on
for romance. Yeah, this isthis is this is it? Missionary's just
some of the guys ask you can'tsee anything? So then I so she
I showed this to her. Yes, last night. She goes, why
did you pick two girls for me? I go, I don't know.

(01:45:49):
I thought, you know, youwant to rub your you know, rob
a boy another girls. She goes, why, I go, he told
me that one time, like Ithink we're in the middle of sex,
you know, talking dirty or something, and it stuck with me. Yeah,
and I'm like, I thought,maybe she if you like, you're
an idiot. Sure, she saidthat it was just a fantasy as it
could have been dreaming. Perhaps,all right, I am a dumb ass.

(01:46:14):
Huh. All right, let's seethe next one. We're down to
two more people. Let me thisis what somebody's picking for themselves first,
that's right, okay, yes,give me pull this up here, give
me one second. I'm expecting.I know, like, I think I
can nail when Charlie's just gonna comeon the screen and we're all gonn nail

(01:46:36):
his not Jeffreys. Well, unlessJeffrey does the pedal pumping porn, which
I hope he didn't. It's gonnabe such a dead giveaway if it's if
you picked that. Okay, let'ssee here, here is give me a
second. Okay, here is thefirst one. The hell is this?

(01:47:01):
Vr so downloads like this? Okayhere? Oh yeah, okay, this
has got cool. This got acool soundtrack too. I don't know what
the kind of goes to the music. I don't know what the title of
this one is. Girls when youif you were in the vr headset,

(01:47:21):
it's pretty cool. Man, I'mbusy, all right. It's a bunch
of girls. It's like ten girls, oh my god, servicing one guy,
and then one will be servicing andthen the other one will be smashing
her face to the guy. Nowone girl's riding him. I don't need

(01:47:42):
the music, so I want tohear the girl's moment. I didn't he
did to make him look sounds bigger. I wouldn't music either. You want
you want the edited like a musicvideo, which is cool because they're going
to the beat. The real videoI think costs like sixty dollars, So

(01:48:04):
whosever this is doesn't want to spendthe sixty dollars on the real video.
Yeah, this is the same.Yeah, so could possibly be. You
only get this trailer. It's onlyfive minutes long. It's two teams,
red versus black. And there's abunch of girls dressed in red, a
bunch of girls dressed in black.Yes, and they're teams FFing teams to

(01:48:26):
see who could f the best.What a film? So five minutes long?
How? Yeah? Like four minutesleft the video? Yeah? Oh
you do? Oh, it's you'redone. It's look at this thing.
You're gonna last. He's already yeah, he finished with that one team.
He's already done. Oh did he? Yeah? Okay, cool, I've
not rated to the end of thevideo. I don't know, all right,

(01:48:47):
who could that possibly be? Uh? And let's see what there's significant
other picked for them here. Iprobably gotta put the volume down. Okay,
here is I think, Oh,that's just the beginning. Okay,
hold on, let's see what isthis one? Okay? So it's a

(01:49:08):
guy with long blonde hair and heis, oh is this just getting down
on an inflatable mattress? What's anee? Okay? Okay? And so
now the girl has a bunch ofoil and she's oiling up. She's oiling

(01:49:31):
up her entire body, his body, and uh and then they she's grinding
her body. Then they and itjust turns into sex basically, but is
just oily slipping and sliding. Everything'swet on an inflatable mattress. Okay,
well, what do you think thisis? Do Charlie, It's gotta be

(01:49:58):
Charlie, obviously, Charlie, Avery, who do you think it is?
Okay, Snitz you must no,no, I take a phone call right
now. Sorry, hey, aright, who do you think it is?
Snitz's Charlie? All right, Charlie, you love this is indeed you
Yeah, she nailed it too.That is the neural massage. Looks fun?
Wait she picked that for you?Yeah, so you picked the first

(01:50:20):
one the VR point two teams goingat the teams. She picked the second
one of the guy kind of lookssimilar. Why. I don't know why
she picked it up. She knowsshe knows like a good neural massage like
the guy, And eh, whatneeds a look at chick for the guy's

(01:50:42):
like just like I'm always like that, classic Charlie. All right, and
then let's see, Charlie, let'ssee what Charlie picked for Christa. Here
is what he picked for Christa,and it is Oh. I was like,
oh my god, it's a closeup. It is that lipstick?

(01:51:05):
Is it? Uh? Yeah?Is that what's going on here? It's
kind of cool to it's a femalepoint of view, so she's got like
a gopra on her head. Butthen you can see what it's like to
it's a slave a knob. Andthen now she's getting railed. She has

(01:51:28):
her legs up in the air gettingrailed by the guy, and you get
to see it from her point ofview. So you picked this for her?
Did you figured she's really going tolike this? She can fantasize about
this being her and okay, sonow let's see what she what Christa picked
for Christa. Did Krista also picka p o V for herself? Let's

(01:51:51):
see here? Damn it? Nowmy screaming out. Okay, so she
this is the it's a girl allslobbing a knob, but and now she's
riding the guy. Wait, Christapicked this for Christa. Yeah, interesting,
this is very and she picked itfrom the guy's point of view.

(01:52:13):
It's a guy's POV. Yeah,so it's the opposite of what you picked
for her. It's completely wrong.What what what's the okay? Did you
talk to her about this? Well? She was disgusted with what I picked
for her. She said, whywould I ever want to see that?
It's just because it's a it's justthe point of I thought you'd like it,
but she's like, it's just inyour face the whole time. There's

(01:52:34):
just a dangly the whole video.Those guys just and I thought you would
like that because guys like that.Like, I'm like, it's not my
favorite thing, but I every nowand then you go, let me get
a good POV video and you go, this is this is good. I
can really put myself in the lastfemale POV videos And I thought, there's
not and they none of them havea lot of views. It doesn't seem

(01:52:56):
like that's a market. And Ithought I was onto something. He told
me I was stupid. I lookedat the views and I was like,
oh, okay, just like girlsdon't like that. They don't want to
see just the guy's stomach pounding,like because in that video, the guy's
stomachs is on top of her.So she actually picked a male POV of
a girl getting railed, but it'sthe guy's point of view. She didn't
really care about the POV part.She just liked the way that chick looked.

(01:53:19):
She said, she's wanted to benice with some blonde with huge hooters.
That's all she said. It wasinteresting they cut the head off,
though. I think she liked that, maybe because I don't know, kind
of hopes her anonymous. Yeah,I was gonna say, it's this you
guys making your own you have anonly fans or something. All right,

(01:53:40):
Uh, that leaves us to onelast person. Now I've got to take
a break. Yes, Charlie,what is it? Okay, you're gonna
have to switch the monitors over.The people need to see one of these
videos. Everybody needs to see it. Do you guys see this? Yes?
This is pornhop do you see that? Well, you're just gonna have

(01:54:03):
to look at no, no,no, the audience is gonna have to
look at one of these. Theaudience will have to watch one of these.
You're saying you can show it,Yeah, one of them. And
did Jeffrey complete the assignment? Didhe do it? And did his what?
Unfortunately not to tease As we gointo break here all right, eight

(01:54:25):
six six yo rovert Now fire upr MGTV at Roverradio dot com or with
the Rover Radio app on your phone, your tablet or your TV. We'll
see what what did he said?What did he get? What are we
getting into with? Mister j lR. Will be right back after this.
Hang on Morning Glory, far intothe g If you call into the

(01:54:46):
show, please be patient waiting toget on the air. Like a toilet.
We can only accommodate one split atime. Rover's Morning Glory Ryan since

(01:55:15):
they text message and says, thiswhole exercise amazes me. It makes me
envious of all of you. Mywife hates porn and saw that I watched
a video once and said I wascheating on come ons. That that's cheating.
Yeah, you get it, youget a divorce. I would say,
right, oh my god, ifmy wife were to get angry at

(01:55:39):
me for that, forget it,it would be the end of it.
And Justin says, my wife isthe same way when it comes to faces
being cut off and porn. Shelikes close up shots that don't show faces
because she thinks it's weird to seepeople's faces. Imborn and I don't like
it. I don't like it,and the faces are cut off. I

(01:56:00):
want to see what they look like. I ast as the girls have.
They have killer bodies and chicken sodamn hot, and then they never show
the face and always like, well, I guess I can use it,
but I prefer to. I wantto see her. Alex's judouci. I
just want to say, you lookbeautiful today. That's what Alex say.
And and let's see where is uh, let's see id another one forget?

(01:56:30):
I don't know. Let's scroll down. I can't, damn it, I
can't. I can't find it.Here's somebody that says the correct terminology of
two girls scissoring is called tribbing.I didn't know that until I was looking

(01:56:50):
for this the the other night topick something for B two, and I
saw I came across that phrase.I've never heard of that before, tribbing.
Have you ever heard of it?Charlie? I believe it. I
don't know what it means. Mustbe something words coming out that I don't
understand. If you say that,people are like, what are you talking
about? If I sit down there? Or do you see? These two

(01:57:11):
girls were tribbing nobodys gonna know whatI'm saying. The scissorings is everybody knows
what that means. But I thinkthis is a term that lesbians themselves use
fribbing. I don't what does iteven mean. I don't know. It
doesn't make sense. I like scissoring. Yeah, uh, and Boll says,
how soon before Jeffrey is into thesame porn as Dieter. He loves

(01:57:32):
being horny on Deeter's behalf, andhe loves to do everything the same as
Dieter. Now you're probably right.What's he going to get into? Uh,
he's the last person left, anduh, this is I guess his
pick for him? Oh it's someoneat a gym. No, that one
muscle mad is back. All right, So this is this is Jeffery.

(01:57:55):
Are you able to see this overhere? Dieter? Yes, okay,
here it here, it is,Okay, it is wow, this is
this is why the air No,okay. This is a woman who is
driving, like actually driving on thehighway. She's wearing green sweat sweatpants and

(01:58:18):
green sweatshirt and she has her handdown her pants diddling herself as she drives.
What the hell? And oh she'staking her pants down. Okay,
alkay, she's taking her pants down, all right, She continues to diddle,
Oh my goodness, close up?Is this a close up? Wild?
She's actually driving it and stuff freshlyshaved too. Now she got a

(01:58:45):
vibrator as she's driving. She's usinga vibrator. She is, okay,
all right, Jeffrey, explain yourself. Yeah what oh, just simple.
It's just like I just started,like I said, the other website start
sort of kind of stubble into that, and I went to pornhub to see
what else I find. I foundthis video and this is just the way

(01:59:08):
she sits to the seat and everything, and she's driving. She's bouncing up
and down though. It was kindof sexy. What's this called? What's
the title? Over? How doyou look this up? I undress and
f my shelf with vibrators in thecar while driving. Okay, that's that's
wild. I mean, this isI mean, I've heard of all sorts
of fetishes you have, Uh,you know, I don't know what what

(01:59:29):
are the main fetishes that people have? Whatever, spash and m spanking,
bondage, foot fetish, uh,you know whatever. See particular device that
she's got, Yeah, simulates aguy going downtown on her. Oh,
that's what the vibrator is that she'susing. I see, okay, and
you like that? Just so youshe bounced up and down, screams,

(01:59:53):
and what is it about driving inthe car that gets you going? This
is what you picked for yourself?Yeah, I mean, I just I
don't know. It just it justyou wonder if whether she's gonna successfully finish
the video or you're gonna wind upin a car crash. Now you said
that this we first became aware ofJeffrey being into this with his pedal pushing
videos, and explain that for peopleif they I just happened. I was

(02:00:17):
watching this, I guess, Iguess the Italian redhead and she has he's
like white slipper like shoes on andwatching her feet manipulate the pedals everything like
that. I thought that was akind of a turn on. You really
remember that. I mean, it'sit's seered into his brain here. Now
when you're watching this, you everget like a sidebar on YouTube or on

(02:00:39):
in this case, porn hub,it sort of recommends things to you.
You know, so when you're watchingthis, do you want to see what
other videos Jeffrey is is recommended.Of course, I hear the titles.
Horny Mitch blanked the gearshift lever afterdiddling herself in the car, so she
sits on the gear She sits onthe gear shift. Here's one a woman

(02:01:01):
doing it. I diddle in frontof the window like a public slut.
A doctor catched me while diddling myself, and then the other one blanking myself
while driving. Public games in planeturned me on, and I diddle myself

(02:01:25):
on a flight. So those areall of Jeffrey's recommended videos there. I'm
surprised you're not in the plane stuff. You love planes more than you love
automobiles. I mean I have kindof invested interest in automobiles too, because,
like my dad's told him for aliving. So you want to think
of your father when you're what,no, why just just like think I

(02:01:45):
like that. I'll just picture myselfwith a fifty eight Plymouth theory rail and
a girl in the backseat like likethey did back in the fifties. That's
not in the porn though. It'scalled imagination dude, But there's videos of
a guy and a girl like inthe backseat of a car going at it.
You think you'd be more into thatthan just a girl driving down the
road. Does this do anything foryou watching a girl driving? And No,
not really. I think what itis is that Jeffrey sometimes he you

(02:02:09):
know, we get these rides.Remember he got the ride from that woman
and she gave them a ride home. I think he hopes that the women
who are with him, whether he'sgiving them a ride. Remember the prostitute
he had to give a ride too, and she drove made him drive all
over town for eight hours. Ithink he is hoping that Wiley's just driving
along. That's what they're going tobe doing in the passenger seat, and

(02:02:30):
one thing will lead to another.Okay, but I'm surprised you're not into
the plane stuff like girls, youknow, getting railed on a plane in
the bathroom of a plane, youcould really, in fact, that one
right there could kind of check allthe boxes for you. You got bathroom,
all of your all of your fetishes, okay, all right? And

(02:02:55):
then driving on the car, doesshe remind you of Crystal at all?
She's like hot milf okay, likelike one of those like a hot milf.
Okay, you don't really see herface a whole lot in this either.
Oh, she wears sunglasses and yousee more of from the profile.
And she does have dark hair likeCrystal and Crystal say. Sometimes she drives
and she touches herself. So Iwas thinking, all right, so that

(02:03:19):
was Jeffrey's pick for Jeffrey. Nownow this next one over, Yes,
the audience needs see. Okay,So I have it up on my screen
ready to go. I don't knowif that makes it easier to shoot.
You know, I can see itright out of here. Okay, you
can pull it up. Do youwant to put it up? Yeah?
Okay, let's listen to some audiowith it. I can't see it either,

(02:03:43):
Okay, sure that I don't haveany I have so many porn Hub
windows open that I want to.I want to make sure. Peter just
made it noise like he saw it. Well, it's up yet, all
right? Okay, this is hispick for his wife. Yes, this
is what he thinks his wife wouldlike to watch. It's porn. What
the hell? Maybe let him getoff the phone so we can all watch

(02:04:05):
us together. But tell tell themto put that person on hold and just
pay attention to person. You alreadydid you already did he's actually on hold
already. He's on hold. He'son hold. He's not talking. Anybody
see you put him on hold beforehe and then continues talking like I'm gonna
put you on I still can't seeit over here, all right, here
is well it's necessais and put itup. Okay, all right, right,

(02:04:29):
Oh you're not going to see iton that one because you're not on
nocause it's the regular out here.It is hold on there. Now we're
back. You should see it.You see program one over there. Now,
No, you don't see program oneon that monitor. Okay, I
don't know what's going on. Allright, Well, here it is.
This is Jeffrey. This is whatyou believe Mary Elizabeth would be into.

(02:04:50):
And here is the video? Whatwhat is? He thinks his wife's into
this? So this is let megive you the uh, let me give
you the title of this. Thisis very strange. This is beyond strange.

(02:05:15):
I thought theater's video is strange.This is these strangers. So what
we're looking at here is some sortof computer animation. Yeah, yes,
it's It's also set in a whatappears to be a like a changing room
or something, or a closet becausethere's some shirts hanging up in the background,
and it is a woman servicing aguy loudly. Obviously. Now this

(02:05:41):
is all computer animation, but shapedlike legos, shape sort of block like
a toilet, and in fact,that's what the title of this video is.
Effing my friend in rollblocks is thevideo? Now you this this a
little man of questions forward here okay, now, oh wow, this is

(02:06:05):
interesting. So now that I didn'tmake this though I had, he was
like, when I was doing thisassignment, I had to turn the volume
off. Oh I had. Ihad headphones on, but uh, you
didn't hear this? Well do youhave? I just had headphones in.

(02:06:27):
Why couldn't you not hear this?No? I just I just turned it
down because it's a girl in roadblocksriding a guy. I mean, I
that's one of the positions my wifewould use when she and I would go
at it. What what let mesee which position? Which one leg?
And I don't know which which whichone? The one where I'm sitting down
and she's like, we're like,you know, she's like cowgirl, Carl

(02:06:50):
cowgirling me, you know what Imean. We're facing me where my chest
was in my face just writing thisposition right here, showing faster. This
is nuts. You show this toyou never show he wanted nothing to do

(02:07:10):
with it. So I had tohad to pick something that I thought she
might be well, because she likesthe family guy and you know, or
an animation and stuff like that.I don't have family guy porn. I've
seen that before. Why I didn'tknow. I didn't really search it.
I was just gonna hurt you justget the assignment done and over with and

(02:07:30):
whatnot. So, but this isvery very strange specific back pedal from this
because I was in a hurry.This family guy that doesn't not you couldn't
found family guy porn. This isspecifically Roblock which does your wife play Roadblocks?
No? She doesn't. Who playsit in your house? My son

(02:07:54):
does? So did you have youever seen roadblock porn before? No?
Not until not until this. Iwas like, how did you? Okay,
so how did you come across?It was right on the side homepage,
like we have all the selections andall that kind of stuff. That
is what's very interesting. This ison X and x x dot com.

(02:08:18):
Okay, interesting, Okay, holdon, so you're telling me so you
go to X and x x dotcom and and where you go this is
you said you had your headphones?Is this on your laptop? I did
actually did it? I did iton let me think it? Actually did
it off my phone. That's howI said. That's how I sent you.

(02:08:39):
That's how I sent you everything myphone. He's thinking about this like
there's a lot of thought. That'sbecause I can tell you exactly right.
I did mine on my phone.I didn't have to think about it for
a second. I know, Iknow my girlfriend did hers on her phone.
Uh so it's weird you have tothink about this. I'm just I
want to point out that I'm onthe X and X ex website. I

(02:09:01):
don't go to this ever. Thisis not my site. Yeah, I
don't go to this site either,but on the front not, which is
weird and almost like it might rememberas before, am I kind of because
mine's a blank page right now tosay I don't go to this site.
Uh huh. But I bet ifyou did it from something Jeffrey had,

(02:09:26):
he's gonna get a lot of roadblocks. Porn. No, it's just like
I'm just having to see it andthen there it was. I was like,
oh no, never, this never. Well, last night was the
first time I saw because I Ihad to pick it out because I pick
out something and then my wife wasn'tnot being too cooperative about it and everything.
So you have to purposely sink thisout. Yeah, this is not

(02:09:52):
fed to you on a porn site. You would you would have to.
I think it was well, itwas fed to him because somebody else was
on the device looking up roadblocks porn. No, not my device. No
one has used your phone. No, your son didn't use your phone.
He uses his own phone for onhis his stuff. Maybe they know that,

(02:10:13):
are you do you guys have WiFi in the house. Oh yeah,
okay, so they're they're all onWi Fi. They got the same
IP there, they're they're somebody musthave been looking this up. There's no
way that this would be on thehome page of a porn site roadblocks porn.
I'm just telling you that's exactly howI discovered it. I was like,

(02:10:35):
I believe what you're saying, Jeffrey. I just think that it's on
your homepage because here, I so, what what has happened here is so
when I go to X and XX, it actually suggests roadblocks porn for me,
But that's because I've already watched aRollblocks porn. I pulled it up
to get the title of that,so it thinks I'm in there if I

(02:10:56):
go in and incognito window. Noneof it is roadblocks porn on the homepage,
So no roadblocks over here. No. I just pulled it up too,
No roadblocks, And it actually rememberedin the past. Last time I
looked it up, I looked uppedal Pusher, so that's one of the
top videos. And it has alittle search icon next to it, so

(02:11:16):
well remember that. So somebody,whether it's you or somebody else in your
household, has been looking up roadblocksporn. Jeffrey, was it you?
Where are your son? I don'tknow, because I'm just saying that's I'm
just telling you how I stumbled uponit. Okay, I didn't actually actively
search it out? Or is itactually Mary Elizabeth? Yeah? Maybe did

(02:11:37):
you pick this because this is thekind of stuff she's into? Is she
searching this stuff out? I don'tknow what they're doing on their phones.
So what made you think that yourwife would like this? But that thing
that the fact that it's animated.She likes animation porn. I mean she
likes the I mean she like,yeah, she likes it. She likes
she will watch, you know,and it's sort of like some animated shows
together and whatnot. You know.But I just figured I just thought I

(02:12:01):
just made it just a blind assumption, you know, all right. I
had to help try to find away to completely assignment one way or the
other, with or without her.Okay, just the strangest video. I've
never seen this before, and it'svery, very weird. I didn't know
that this was a thing to know. I mean, I don't play rollblocks.
I guess you have to, don't. You have to like create all
of these things from scratch. Isn'tthe point the ball the balls? The

(02:12:26):
guy has a six pack. Youhad to make the guy of a six
pack for this? For the sex? Oh man, Now this is which
is weird? Which is more weird? This or my little pony porn?
Do you remember that we found Jeffreybrought in an iPad and he let me
look at his iPad and I lookat the history of it in the browser,

(02:12:48):
and it's just filled with MLP porn, and I go, what is
MLP porn. It's got to beI'm thinking, like, this is incredible.
You know, they have all theletters for things, you know,
like m m FF we had earliermale male female female or bb W or

(02:13:09):
POG or you know, all thesephrases. I go, what is And
I'm trying to think what is mLP? Like? Is this mutant latina
p I don't know what? Couldit be? My little pony? Yeah,
somebody in the house was looking upmy little pony porn A tremendous amount

(02:13:33):
we saw. There's a history ofthis. Who was that? Did we
ever find out who that was?Jeff was it? I probably can't remember.
Your son or your daughter is oneof them? I know. Like
I said, I have no idea. So who was it? Charlie?
Do you recall? I don't.I also don't remember m all right,

(02:13:54):
but it was somebody in the house. I don't want I don't want to
name Davis here was it? Itsferight? No, okay, it was
one of Jeffrey, one of I'mleaning towards it was Jeffrey Laroque himself.
Definitely wasn't Mary Elizabeth. There wassomebody in the household, so somebody is
also looking up roadblocks. You saidTomash plays roadblocks, So I've got to

(02:14:16):
take a break. Our number iseight six six yo Rover eight sixty six
ninety sixty seven six eight three seven. We will be right back on Rover's
Morning Glory. Hang on Rover's MorningGlory. Your life has you down,

(02:14:41):
Just remember, keep fighting, pushforward and stay hydrate. Drink one tequila
shot one water rovers morning glory.Why don't we get to the moment?
The news? What do you haveon the way? McDonald's is in the

(02:15:05):
news because they are adjusting some hours. I'll tell you why. And they've
confirmed that they're killing off one oftheir most divisive menu items ever. I'll
tell you what that is next.All right, we'll get to that in
just a moment. There's somebody thatsays, does anyone find it strange that

(02:15:26):
the Roadblocks porn guy has six packabs and a square jaw? Does that
remind you of anyone? Jeffrey isobsessed with. No, no, no,
you didn't pick a roadblocks porn wherethe Roadblocks guy looks like theater?
No? Nice, try, dude? Here is this has to be from

(02:15:52):
Jeffrey looking it up, not hisson. His son wouldn't go to xxx
dot com. That is a Jeffreysite, I believe, And Paul says,
you guys are all so dumb.We know it was Chinese hackers that
use his IP address and searched Rowblock'sporn. He was hacked Rya. Of
course, somebody gave me a suggestionfor Jeffrey and that is I mean,

(02:16:18):
I've never seen anything like this either, I don't. I don't know where
the text me you can put thisis this is uh, this is this
is animated. This is called AgentRed Girl. Okay, and this is
the hell? Ah, this isanimated porn. You gotta this is He's

(02:16:43):
into this. This is what youneed to get into Jeffrey. And it
IS's weird. Oh everything about thisis weird. It's uh bringing Futtinari characters
to life like you've never seen thembefore. I don't know what that is.
But this person has two dongs andit's also a woman too, and

(02:17:03):
there's I mean, this is thisis wild a Agent Red Girl is animated
gender bending at its best. Showcasingcan you read this, Jeffrey? Are
you able to read? Screen?Doesn't work? Showcasing hermaphrodite characters entangled and

(02:17:24):
gripping tales of romance, sex andcomedy, boldly pushing the futa anime genre
to exciting extremes. I have noidea what any of that stuff means,
but you can see what's that,jeff No, it's hermaphrodite as the cork
fancation, I believe. But youcan see here they have I mean,

(02:17:46):
they have so many different ones thatthey are. I mean, this is
this is this is wild. Anyhow, somebody suggested Agent Red Girl. Now
you do need to pay for thisthough, so I don't see Jeffrey doing
this. You can get a threeday trial for two dollars and ninety five

(02:18:07):
cents, or you can subscribe fornineteen ninety five a month, or if
you want to pay for a wholeyear in advance, it's nine dollars a
month. Whatever, Douji, areyou ready for the shoesy sir? Here

(02:18:28):
we go, Kitta Shizzy on RollersMorning Glory. The record breaking category five
storm named Hurricane Beryl has claimed sixlives so far since touching down in the
Caribbean earlier this week. It wasdowngraded from a category five to a category
four. But they're just people arepreparing to say, this is a horrible

(02:18:50):
storm. They expect that death tollto rise. Speaking of whether Death Valley
National Park is expected to see someof the highest temperatures in the state.
Those who follow whether trivia will bewatching temperatures in the park closely as the
gauge rises above one hundred and thirtydegrees. Wow, so this is this

(02:19:11):
is going to set a world recordfor highest temperature, highest temperature ever reliably
recorded on Earth. So that iscrazy. It is hot. I like
the heat. I don't mind theheat. That's hot. But if you
saw the picture on RMGTV, thosepeople were standing there like how oh they

(02:19:33):
get can you? Oh, theyget out of their cart, they take
this picture, they get right backin. I mean, this is a
you're out here for a minute ortwo. I bet this is a really
crazy story. We did this partyand they said that the whole pool was
like four feet deep. And Iremember as the kids bolted out of the
car, I was yelling at them, don't jump in because you'll break your

(02:19:58):
legs. Oh yeah, be careful, parallel, don't jump in. You
got to just kind of gently getin. Here's a story about a teenager
who out of Texas was running awayfrom a wasp with a friend at the
community pool and either dove or flippedheadfirst into the shallow end of the pool.
He severed his spinal cart several otherbones. Oh boy, isn't it

(02:20:22):
because he was getting away from awasp? So they said that. They
said that after he jumped in,he was floating face down in the pool.
And is he like paralyzed permanently?Now, Huham paralyzed? You had
set up a GoFundMe page. Boysaid he thought he was going to drawn

(02:20:43):
because he couldn't move, so hewas just swallowing water. His friends thought
he was floating and playing at first, and then they realized man, he
was in big trouble. A DeltaAirline plane heading to Amsterdam had to make
an emergency landing in New York Cityafter passengers were served contaminated food during a
flight. It was Delta Flight onethirty six, and it was diverted once

(02:21:07):
it was discovered that a portion ofthe in flight meals service had been spoiled.
So we don't know how many passengersconsumed it, but medics met the
plane after it landed at JFK toprovide treatment for any passengers or any crew
members who had been affected. Didthey were people actually like puking or crapping
or was this just a precautionary precautionarymembers meant a measure that they had to

(02:21:30):
do. People were pissed that theyhad to get off the flight. I
sort of agree with them, like, okay, so you served some expired
yogurt or something. Okay, unlesspeople are crapping in their seats, they're
puking in the aisles, just goabout it right, land as expected and
tell you know, you tell everyone, hey, listen, you don't want
and I was embarrassing or whatever,but to go to it, to divert

(02:21:52):
to go to a different or that'spointless. I don't get that. Carry
on. Yeah. McDonald's had Australiathey had to cut their breakfast service time
by an hour and a half.They said that they have a shortage of
eggs caused by bird flu outbreaks thathad led to a slaughter of about one
and a half million chickens. Sothey have cut their service early because they

(02:22:16):
don't have any eggs. Like manyretailers, they're carefully managing the supply due
to the current industry challenges. SoI'm wondering if that's going to happen over
here where they're going to have tocut because of the egg shortage. Not
sure how that's gonna work. Butanother story about McDonald's. They've given up
on their bid to sell meat freebeef burgers in America. Here the US

(02:22:39):
president said for McDonald's, he saidthat the mcplant has been ditched because customers
didn't want fake meat. They wantburgers. That dropped off in it.
Oh my god, it really did. It was huge. That was the
future. I was gonna you know, the thing is if it would have
been I guess tasted. I've neverhad one. It was made from pea

(02:23:01):
and rice proteins, I guess it. I guess. I don't know.
I make plaints. I don't knowwhat that tastes like. But those beyond
burgers and what's the other burger?Oh my wife, those are my wife's
favorites, well beyond burgers bottom uhyeah, I mean, like if we
go to Burger King, well,she'll get the first thing she'd do itamsure
go to item is the impossible walkwith the only pickle and only tomato.

(02:23:24):
It's always been like that. Theit was huge, and everyone, Oh,
this is the future. Everyone's gonnaI guess it tastes pretty good.
If you had one day, Oh, I'm like, why am I gonna
waste my money and trying one ofthese? I can have a real burger.
I ever had one, And ifif they said you get the same
taste, but you get yeah,twenty five percent of the fat that you're

(02:23:48):
getting with beef, you're getting doublethe protein you're getting, or it's half
the calories, or whatever the casemay be, you go, that would
be a selling point. But thefact that you get these fake burgers,
they're made with God only knows what, and from a nutritional standpoint, they
are just as bad, if notworse. I think worse Rover, I

(02:24:13):
don't know. I mean high insodium and everything. I'm sure probably,
but who knows what kind of weirdchemicals are putting in there. But I
mean, I don't know, butit is at least as bad, equally
as bad as a regular burger eatingthe plant based stuff. It's I don't
know who would do that, Whoin that right mind would do that.
If it was a great benefit nutritionally, I could see it working. But

(02:24:39):
there's what's the trade off. Whywould you do this? It doesn't make
any sense. It is a boxoffice weekend, even though it's Wednesday.
A lot of big movies come outduring the holidays, and for example,
Despicable Despicable Me For comes out todaynew in theaters, and they say that
it is expected to just trample thebox office. They say that Grew and

(02:25:03):
his minions are going to take overjust Despicable Me For is predicted to bring
in between one hundred and one hundredand twenty five million dollars in its first
five days over this July fourth weekend. Snince, did you ever have a
mcplant? No, they didn't makeit here. I don't think. Oh
I think it was in the US, not in this state now. But
if you've had an impossible burger op, yeah, those are good. Oh

(02:25:26):
yeah, in an orgasm. I'maround the bus. He got one.
He hasn't had meat in years andthis is the closest thing. And when
he was eating it, I've neverseen snit so excited. Oh my god,
this is so good that I'm like, two, just eat a burger
once in a while. You couldtell his body was like craving meat.
Makes say it's something close to it. He was or orgasmic. So you

(02:25:52):
you don't really eat those no more? No, no, no, I
don't think Snitz eats. Actually Ithink he doesn't never eat. Just Toriedo's
like one garita a day. That'scar. I don't know what what are
you eating it these days? Andstuff? He's lost a lot of weight.
What's your goal on fifty? Whatdo you weigh now? In sixty
eight? What do you weigh?Jeffrey? Last time, I wish I

(02:26:16):
weigh a buckle five, But no, I weigh abou one hundred sixty four
pounds, one hundred and sixty fourpounds. We're gonna put that to the
test here shortly, Okay, goon Beverly Hills Cop axle f is on
Netflix starting today. Oh, Iwatch it. He's so excited. Yeah,
and then tomorrow and I guess gonnabe a dud. Like so,
No, I think too was bad. That was bad. This is different.

(02:26:39):
This is different. This is hiswhole career is Beverly Hills Cop.
And I went back. I watchedthe first one, so I think I
might watch two and three, maybenot three, at least two two is
good. And then I'm gona jumpinto this one. I do want to
see this just to I think I'mgonna have to catch up and go watch
them all again. And Paul Riserwas in the second movie and the first.

(02:27:00):
Okay, yeah he played his partner. Yeah, played covering for him
and yeah, I love his hishis sergeant, that that mean guy to
members mean sergeant Gil Hill after GilHill. He was also a pology,
I think a consulman in Detroit,Michigan. Oh did you know that that
guy who plays in those movies?He was busted for a corruption or something?
Was he? Yeah? Yeah,he plays the cop. He was
like a real life Was he apolitician or a cop? He was a

(02:27:22):
politician my understanding, any any activepart time, but he played he get
arrested or something or charged with something. What's his name, Gili Hill.
He was like, he's a supervisingofficer. He was perfect. Oh yeah,
like you secret undercover partner here MarioAn Griddy Rick, God damn Ferrari.

(02:27:43):
Okay, well he was with thehe was a police officer. Okay,
so he was a cop. Yeah, so he was a real cop
from he retired in nineteen eighty nine. When did Beverly Hills Cop come out
eighty four, then the second moviecame out in hey six. Geez.
So he was a real cop duringthat period of time. How'd you like

(02:28:05):
that? He says, he wasa inspector in charge of the homicide division.
How would you like it if youlike, your brother is murdered or
something. The guy that shows upis an actor from Beverly Hills Cop.
Yeah, probably like it if itwould be going Wait a second, hold
on, is this real? Isthis a movie? And then he got

(02:28:28):
into politics. I swear that hewas. It doesn't say anything about it
in here, but I swear hewas. He got in trouble. I
think he was. Oh, here'ssomebody. In twenty sixteen, a former

(02:28:52):
hitman alleged that Hill had offered himone hundred and twenty five thousand dollars to
kill Richard Worsh Junior to keep Worshfrom revealing corruption in the Detroit Police department.
Richard Worsh Junior is white boy,writ oh I've heard of that.
I've heard of him like a drugkid, Yeah, drug trafficker. So

(02:29:20):
a hit man says that this guyfrom Beverly Hills Cop offered him one hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars to killWhite Boy Rick. Okay, all right,
go on find Neil end with this. The band Heart had to cancel
their upcoming tour and the reason isthe singer Ann Wilson from Heart, she
has revealed that she has cancer.She's seventy four years old and she has

(02:29:43):
a health battle that She posted anemotional Instagram post uh yesterday saying that she
has to now she had surgery toremove something and then as it turns out,
it was cancerrisk. Now she hasto undergo chemotherapy. So they are
pulling out of their tour or theywere going out with Turia Developer. Yeah,

(02:30:03):
so now cheap Trick is going tobe filling in for some of their
dates to help out with that tour. So she's got to undergo chemotherapy.
Now, didn't reveal what kind ofcancer it is. All right, there
you go. That's the shizzy onRovers Morning Glory. YETI says part of
the benefit of these Beyond burgers andstuff is that it takes less energy to

(02:30:26):
make a Beyond burger. Is accordingto that guy that makes remember the guy
that makes the glitter bombs for theporch pirates. It turned out to be
fake videos. He's a YouTube orformer NASA scientist, but he apparently thinks
that it's stick litter videos are fake. Yeah you know that who said that
wehther or not? Yeah, yes, never come out, oh a long

(02:30:50):
time ago. He makes them everyyear though he never heard of it.
He made. The first one thathe made was fake, like people coming
and taking it and it blows upand he had to fess up and go,
yeah, you're right, that isfake. I don't believe you.
You don't have to believe me.I have a thing called Google. I
choose not to even look it upbecause it was a good video. And

(02:31:11):
every year he doesn't. Every yearit's fake. I don't know about every
year, but it's probably real now. But he was called out on the
first one, the first one thathe put out, he was called out
because that was he staged the stuffwhere they were reenactments. Yeah, reenactment,
dramatization. You don't know what's theguy's name, what's his name?

(02:31:35):
Mark Rober? Glitter bomb fake?The first thing is from Reddit five years
ago. Mark Rober's viral glitter bombpackage was apparently and then it's a click
on it. It was apparently itwas apparently staged. We don't believe anything
from Reddit. Yeah, right,could this be this one? No,

(02:31:56):
he has technically on the show,you always say no. No. He
everything from reddits. Anybody could writeanything. Well, okay, here it
is the USA Today. The headlineis viral glitter bomb video featured fake thieves,
creator admits in apology from Reddit userMark Rober. This is from USA

(02:32:22):
Today. Mark Roeber posted this.He apologized, I'll just read it.
The creator of a viral prank videowhich claimed to shame porch thieves using a
high tech glitter bomb is admitted thatthe reactions in the video were faked.
The glitter bomb was real, though, right. It features a highly engineered
fake Amazon box that exploded glitter andadmitted a stension recorded supposed themes reactions.

(02:32:46):
It's not a real Amazon box,Rover, It's a fake Amazon box.
No, so that's why it's think. Roeber said that during the creation of
the video, he provided compensation toa friend of a friend. Oh.
After Internet sleuths closely scrutinized the videoand alleged inconsistencies, he addressed the reactions.

(02:33:11):
He says in these cases the thieveswere actually acquaintances of the person helping
me. He apologized for the fakingof those thieves reactions in the video.
What about his squirrel video? Isthat fake? The squirrel gymnastic course?

(02:33:37):
You're gonna have to fill me inon that one. I'm not aware of
the gymnastic course. Now, I'mnot aware of that one. What is
it? Makes a gymnastic course forthe squirrels huge? It's whole backyards taken
over and they have to I thinkit's just showing how they learned things,
because they'll fall and it just goeson and on and on. Is he
trying to stop it from getting seedsor something? Yeah, okay, it's

(02:33:58):
a good video, and he builtupon it. I haven't seen that one.
Here's a woman I don't let mesee if I have this video?
She give me a second. Letme see if I can pull this up.
A woman went on give me asecond. A woman went on social

(02:34:31):
media. Do I have this video? This is a woman who says that
her father started stumbling and stuttering duringthe presidential debate. Do I have that,
Charlie? Is that in here somewhere? Let me look so? Yeah,
I think you do, because well, all right, the video actually
was terrible. Did you watch thevideo? I did not watch a video.

(02:34:52):
No, it's just like an Itwas just an image of the hospital.
She says that she I'll try tofind Queen Tay is her name called
Biden debate? Yes, And sheposted a video where she says that her
father they were watching the Biden Trumpdebate and her father started stammering and stuttering

(02:35:16):
and speaking gibberish, and they go, oh, come on, stop making
fun of Joe Biden. Yeah,well he actually had a stroke in the
middle of the presidential debate, andthat's why you sound just like Joe Biden.
Yeah, I mean, what arethe odds of that? She of

(02:35:39):
course started to go fun to meand is looking for your money. But
people are like, is this real? But apparently it's real. I don't
know. She claims that she sheposted the original video talking about how hers
I'm sorry her father had a strokein the middle of the debate, and
she she posted that video from thehospital for therapeutic reasons, for her own

(02:36:03):
therapeutic reasons, because you know,that's very therapeutic. Your dad's dying in
the hospital and having a serious medicalthing, and the first thing you do
is get on TikTok, of course, to make a video about it.
I don't know what's wrong with peoplethese days. But so she's looking for
money. She's got to go fundme started up for the dad for the

(02:36:24):
for her dad who suffered a stroke. In the middle of the presidential debate,
you guys think Biden is going todrop out. I saw a headline
that Obama is now saying privately,in no way this guy's going to win.
And if you lose his support,I thought that he can't get any
ballots. Though he can't what geton a bunch of ballots? It's too

(02:36:45):
late? Who Biden? I don'tknow how. I don't know how it
works. They know they haven't hadthe convention, that's the thing. So
like they're saying, you replace himat the convention, you'd have to,
and that's who that that's where theDemocrats nominate to be there. But I
thought for some reason that a bunchof ballots are already I don't understand how

(02:37:07):
it works, but I swear Iheard that. I don't think it's a
ballot already Trump Trump's already missed theballot. But that's for the actual primaries,
this primary strictly one. Oh ohokay, never mind, I thought
that was for the presidential election somehow. Well, we haven't gotten started with

(02:37:28):
that yet. They haven't even technicallyofficially nominated the candidate for each party.
The Republicans are having their convention Idon't know, in a week or two,
the Democrats in a few weeks,and that's where the official party nominee
will be. I don't know.And that's the actual kickoff. When both
parties have their conventions where they picktheir nominee, that's when the actual cycle,

(02:37:56):
the actual effort begin to try towin the presidence of the United States,
the actual you know where booth gamesare. Noagura actually campaigned to be
the next to US president. SoI don't know. From a technical standpoint
and a legal standpoint, I'm notquite sure. But there was even even
before this terrible debate that Biden had, there was a group of Republicans that

(02:38:16):
were trying to come up with aplan to have Donald Trump not be the
nominee, to have him replaced bysomebody else at the Republican convention. Not
going to happen. Just so youdon't get your hopes up. But so
it must be technically possible. Idon't see why. Nah. I mean
they used to not even pick ittill the convention. Used to be like
a bunch of people there, Yeah, and then they vote, they had

(02:38:37):
to hold up their states. Yeah. Now it's more like a symbolic sort
of thing. So I'm wondering you. They'll probably wait. They probably won't
do it early. They'll pick themat the DNC as my guess whoever this
person is, So there'll be lesstime to rally against them, less time
to pull dirt up on them.Those you know, they won't know until
I guess it's August nineteenth. ButI think that's that's no, that's a

(02:39:00):
good plan that. I don't thinkthat's a good plan. I think he
got to pick this in advance,start talking about a few different people,
and then narrow it in on August. I agree with that. But wait
till then, less time you canrun ads against them. I believe Biden
has all of the delegates pledged tohim by winning the various states as the

(02:39:22):
Democratic you know, in the Democraticprimaries, So I think he can pledge
those delegates to someone else if hecan have the wherewithal to do that.
They can get him up there tomumble through so well. I was even
thinking could he drop dead before it? Yeah? But then I was thinking,
we all right, maybe Biden won'tbe the guy. Maybe I'll go

(02:39:43):
RFK. Then pictures of him eatinga dog that just came out two days
ago. Do you have the pictureof that? I now, he claims.
Now it is weird. It's himand his ex wife and they they're
barbecue what experts are saying as adog. I don't know if it's a

(02:40:03):
dog or not. Is it adog like animal or a dog? No,
they claimed. The experts say,that's definitely a dog. It's a
dog. It's a cane. Iwas barbecued and it's on like a giant
shishi kabab. It's like skiword fromthe ass through the neck. The experts
say it's specifically, they countered theribs. Apparently there's a floating rib in
there or something, and that's asign that it's a dog. Oh no,

(02:40:26):
really, he says. Robert Kennedysays, no, no, no,
no, no. I'm in Pedagoniaor whatever and we're eating a goat.
That's what I eat when I goto Patagonia. That could be a
goat. If you look at thebody, man, you're telling me maybe
it's the ribs. But he sentit to somebody last year, this picture

(02:40:48):
he unforced air. He sent thispicture to somebody or was it last year
or maybe just five years it wasrecent and he sent it to him and
said, oh, you're going toKorea, you got to try dog while
you're over there. So he's originallysaid this is dog that he's like,
I ate some in Korea. Okay, I'm not a big fan of RFK

(02:41:09):
Junior or whatever, but I willgive him the benefit of the doubt.
He's probably just making a joke withthat person. I would assume, well,
all of the Asian groups can getupset with him for that joke.
I suppose don't stereotype us eating dogs. But I don't know if it's a
dog. I'm not an expert.And animal carcasses, and then people are

(02:41:31):
like, even if it's not adog, it's disgusting. You know,
he's holding up like this barbecued carcass, I guess, and he's pretending to
like gnaw on it and take abig bite out of him and his ex
wife there. I don't think Ipersonally I love animals, but I'm not

(02:41:52):
too bent out of shape over that, okay, because I feel that it's
just you know, you're gonna barbecuethat thing, You're gonna eat it.
We all eat meat here except forSnitch, and he's not. You know,
they didn't torture this. As faras I know, they didn't torture
any m. He's got a bigthing there. He's just making it,
you know, a goofy face likeI'm I'm chiwing down on this big roasted

(02:42:13):
piece of meat. I'm not.I don't think you can. There also
was a allegation that he was sexuallyharassing and groping his twenty two year old
babysitter when he was forty five.Yeah, well that would be no good
obviously. But and when asked aboutit, he said, I won't comment
on that. I'll just say I'mno choir boy. So you could say

(02:42:37):
no. You could say you couldsay no, I didn't do that,
or he could say yes, Idid do it, or he could do
a weird third option where you say, I'm not going to comment, I'm
not a choir boy. That isfree. That is strange. I will
Okay, I don't know any ofthe details or background of that, and
I was completely unaware that he wasa heroin user fifteen years. I didn't

(02:43:01):
know that. Admittedly, I didn'tknow that. I never heard that.
Yeah, he was a drug addict. That's why the people say. Remember,
he tried to claim that he hada parasite in his head and it
caused him to have all sorts ofproblems. Maybe he got the same year
that he was eating his goat ordog or whatever it was. Maybe that's
where he got the same year hehad a dead tapeworm in his brain.

(02:43:24):
Now the other thought is that hewas just drugged out of his mind all
of his problems and he's got thatweird voice problem that it stems from the
years and years and years of druguse. Now he also has a wife
ex wife, and I think it'sher in the picture there. She ended

(02:43:46):
up dead under what some people claimto be mysterious circumstances. She was found
I think, hanging in the garage. They were getting a divorce and he
was trying to take the home hewanted the home. In all that,
she ends up supposedly committing suicide inthe house in the garage or whatever.

(02:44:07):
And there are some people that believehe, with his power and money and
influence, that he had her killedto avoid this messy divorce and ruining him.
That's probably conspiracy theory. I high. What's that Ted Kennedy? Yeah,
driving off of a little bridge intowater, killing a woman and then

(02:44:31):
just whatever going about his day after. Are these the worst candidates ever we've
ever had? Oh? Has tobe like in the history of the country,
well, in my lifetime for sure. Now I don't know what things
were like in the old days,because one hundred and fifty years ago,
I have no idea who was running, what they were like, no clue.

(02:44:54):
But as far as I've been alive, this is the worst bad sh
can They say that every I meanevery election they oh, this is the
best we could do. But evenif you don't agree with the other side
or their policies, or you're liberalor conservative and you don't like the other
side and you don't you know,that's to be expected. But this group

(02:45:18):
Trump and Biden, Oh, mygod, absolute worst. I mean,
there's no right choice. I can'tvote for Trump, just can't do it.
But he got a guy that's completelyincoherent and incapable of why vote for
somebody for another for he's not goingto make it four years. I'm not

(02:45:39):
even sure he's going to make itfour months of the election. Yeah,
so how do you vote for somebodylike that? But from a moral standpoint,
there's no way in the world Iwould vote for Trump. Trump's already
talking about how he's going to jailpeople his political rifles, you know,
lock her up all that. Hewants to have a tribunal against uh Liz

(02:46:03):
Cheney, who doesn't like Trump,but he also he's a whole list of
people that he wants to put ontrial and lock up for treason. Uh,
Mike Pence he wants in there aswell. So that's that's yeah,
that's that's what we're in for.You're you're smiling, you're laughing over there,
like this is yeah, this isgreat, staying how you can't even

(02:46:24):
consider voting for him after you justheard that. I don't care who it
is that should be be uh throwingstuff out there. He thinks actually gonna
do that? Yeah, why not? I do I take a person at
their word, absolutely, of course. And the thing of it is that

(02:46:45):
Trunk doesn't take too You're gonna votefor Trunk. No, I said.
Trump does not take too kindly tolosing. If he loses, he's gonna
I'm like, we'll go have helost the election. I think he said,
if it's a fair election, he'sfine with it. He's just gonna
walk away. That's what I said. But here's the thing. Yeah,
and this is what I've been thinkingabout. If Trump had just gracefully accepted

(02:47:07):
defeat, he wouldn't have all thelegal problems, with all this legal stuff
about him, would not have comeout his whole, his whole thing with
doctoring his business records to cover upthe keeping his points start quiet because they
they had a little flinging a hotelroom in Lake Tahoe. Uh, they
the whole e Gen Carroll thing,him getting sued for that. Wow,

(02:47:28):
Okay, that's how I'm getting it. I mean, if that and what
he would have and if I wasin Trump's position and I lost, I
would have sat back, accepted lossas a bitter pill. But then I
would sit behind the scenes and jotdown every single mistake my success is making
and then make the comeback and pounceon that vote for I probably won't be
vote for Alan Coppins in either candidate. To be honest with you, it

(02:47:50):
is it's honestly, this is thisis bad. And you would think after
the last last few elections where youhad these elderly people Biden, Trump,
Hillary Clinton, Uh, you wouldthink that one of these parties would wise
up and say, hey, youknow what like democracy, what worked for

(02:48:13):
us? Who won two presidential electionsback to back, who did a great
job as president? Who let methink, oh, the younger guy,
Barack Obama. You think one ofthese parties would wise up and figure out
a way to get somebody with who'sin touch with somebody who's I thought Bill

(02:48:39):
was a fossil. I thought BillClinton was a good president. I mean
years he was the first president scandaland this is what I'm saying, Barack
Obama, but in my life notguilty. Barack Obama is since I've been
alive, probably the best president thatwe've had. No they call him no

(02:49:01):
drama Obama, no big scandals,it's just crack. He was really God,
if we could just go back thatMichelle Obama, Oh, she's talking
about getting her to run. She'sthe only one that has the balls to
replace Biden. Literally, I mean, Michael, that old conspiracy you believe

(02:49:24):
that, you believe she's a man? Yeah, I proved it, conspiracy
corner. Or there's still one moreoption. I saw this online. There's
a one term president who could runagain, one term president who could run
again. What do you who?Jimmy Carter? Carter, he's in better
shape than Biden, is no kidding? Yeah? Yeah, I he could

(02:49:48):
legally run again. Yes, hecan speak better than Biden can. And
I really, honestly I feel andit has even if this were if this
were Trump, if it was somebodyI didn't like, feel really bad for
Joe Biden. Actually, I feelbad for his family. I feel bad
for him. I mean, thisis an embarrassment. And I get it,
you're old. You don't want toadmit that you're feeble, and you

(02:50:11):
don't want to admit all this.But I really I feel really bad for
them. I think his wife isbehind it too. She wants him to
run, you know, I seethat. I saw that headline that she's
the one, or she's just pushingus, don't want to give up any
power. You don't know, thoseare all rumors. I don't believe any
of that stuff. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not, but I don't

(02:50:33):
put any stock in that. It'selder abuse. He should be in a
nursing home, not running for president. John says, Yeah, Obama did
such a great job. That wasthe beginning of the divide of our country
racially. He's the great divide orwake the f up? What what divided
us from racist? Yeah? Whatwas it about him that was so divisive?

(02:50:54):
Hm? Uh huh. All right, I've got to take a break
while come back. We'll wrap everythingup after this. Hang up Rover's Morning
Glory. Welcome back to Rover's MorningGlory. All right, So we're gonna

(02:51:41):
wrap everything up, BEFO, We'regoing to I'll tell you what's coming up
on RMG plus in just a fewminutes. If you're not a subscriber of
RMG pluss, you can sign upat Rover Radio dot com to watch or
listen live. Charlie asked if we'redoing a Friday Leftovers Wednesday edition or if

(02:52:05):
they're doing the Aftermath, maybe we'lldo half and half because I had to
get on a phone call at aboutten thirty, so maybe we can do
half. Charlie, I have aphone call that I have to get on
at ten thirty. So maybe we'lldo a half and half Friday Leftovers slash

(02:52:26):
Wednesday Edition slash Aftermath. You know, we'll trade off there, we'll tag
team. Oh wow, here comesRachel in sales bringing in a Oh my
god, she's almost you canna dropit. Oh boy, this is Oh
my gosh, she's gonna Oh Jesus, he's bringing in a birthday cake with

(02:52:48):
six hundred candles. You gotta makea spot for her to put this down
due he is do She's birthday.It's gonna put the thros off. Goodn't
this? Oh my god, there'sso many Okay, how old is she?
Oh boy, I don't know howto one hundred and forty judging by
all those candles. Uh, that'sso nice. Thank you, Ray,

(02:53:11):
Ray, Thank you guys. Yes, all right? Do she okay?
Make a wish alarms? Oh mygod, you're right. It is so
much small. How much fire ison that? Oh you see they have
to blow it out and the camera'snot picking you. Yeah, yeah,
you can see it in that reflectionon the screen. Yeah, this is
gonna be We're gonna play this videoon the Friday leftovers when her head blows

(02:53:33):
up, blow it out? Howmuch smoke blow right there? No,
that's that's a motion sensor, nota smoke detector. Up there, that's
fire on it. Oh that yeah, that's a thing that's protector over there.
Oh that one is emotion. There'sso much small my goodness. Oh
yeah, oh wow, Oh yeah, this is this is gonna be the

(02:53:54):
whole who this is? I wouldn'tleave that room with it because it's gonna
go What if go on out there, let'll be flying. Well, the
sprinklers don't come on due to smoke. Some of them could get hot.
These the fire the alarm could gooff due to smoke, but the sprinklers
are they only go off due toheat. There's a lot of smoke in

(02:54:18):
here, a lot of smoke.Do she eat? How old are you
today? Fifty four? Nice?You got to eat some of that cake.
You can't pass up on that,you say, you can never pass
off on it? You want?Well? Happy birthday? Thank you?

(02:54:39):
Over what do you What did youget? Did they give you a gift?
I got it? Why Why didn'tyou wine from Eager Beaver? Oh
yeah, yeah, a canoli fromRay Ray and sales and then a gift.
So I'll open it up after Mydaughter just texted happy birthday, thanks

(02:55:00):
big or beaver just holding the dooropen over here. What do you got?
You got like a male stripper orsomething coming in or something he was
going to start dancing. Check itoff. Dude, you were hammered together.
Oh yeah, I was. Yeah, sit down here, here we
go. Said yeah, but youwere, dude, you were what happened

(02:55:22):
to you? Man? You werethe gronies. What are what's in the
gronie? Uh? It's gin andCOMPARI uh huh and uh I drank a
lot of them. He was hisknees. You said, he buckle that
you fell back and if there wasnot a wall behind you, you would
have fallen over right in the middleof this award show. Yeah, I've
heard. I've heard quite a fewstories about things. Yeah, so other

(02:55:45):
people have told you this as well. Yeah, and you were talking to
this executive from our competition another youknow, like a regional guy. He
was in time. Yeah. Didyou make a complete ass yourself in front
of that? Yeah? I meanyou saw me see you said that you
emailed this guy. This is thefirst time you ever met him, he
was here, he flew in fromBoston or something. You emailed him to

(02:56:05):
apologize, he said the next morning, Yeah, the same thing I said
to you. Sorry if I embarrassedyou, I didn't you know, I
was just out of it. Reallynot much to say. I mean,
it's what did he reply? Neveremail me again? He's like, he's
like, we all have a badday, you know, bs right,
But oh that's a terrible answer becausethe good answer be no, you were

(02:56:28):
fine. He goes, oh,yeah, thanks for There's no way to
anology. There's no way to say, like it didn't happen that you're still
alive? Yes, oh yeah,No, he doesn't care. It's a
bad, bad day. I hada bad day. Yeah, well you
better you better start kissing the assof everyone at iHeart, because you'll never
get a job with the competing companythat he's going to be blacklisted from there.

(02:56:52):
I think no, I'd ask somethingbecause I was having Chris to pick
me up and I was like,hey, I'm leaving, you want to
write and he goes, no,no, I'm gonna stay. What are
you sticking around for? What areyou who's having fun? And later he's
like, I left there were onlylike five people like it was almost yeah
when I left, I left todaythirty. I left way before you did.

(02:57:15):
Okay, and he was still hewas still Yeah, he was still
there when I left. What areyou sticking around for? I was in
the in that zone. You knowhow it is you can get drunk and
then just keep going. I don'tknow what I was doing. Why I
stuck around? How did you havegotten in the car? How did you
get home? Uber? Uber?At home? You a hotel here?

(02:57:35):
Oh my god? And I knewI had to be here really? So
yeah, okay? Wow? Allright? Uh did you have any have
you drink since? No? Areyou going to drink this weekend? I'm
sure it will, okay, becausesometimes I've gotten so drunk where I go.
I haven't drank for a month afterwards. It was a week it was
a week ago. I don't havea a couple of beers or something over

(02:57:58):
the weekend. All right, let'ssee. Uh, so we're gonna wrap
everything up. We'll be on theFriday Leftovers, Wednesday edition, Slash Aftermath,
slash whatever in just a few minutes. Feed on, subscribe to arms
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live as we get started in justa few minutes. And it's summer now.

(02:58:18):
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just put that down, it wasI told you that's for next week.
Just you say it. Anyways,that's out there if you want to talk
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new Harley Davidson Sports Start twelve fiftyfit for the buzzard himself. All right,

(02:58:41):
so there you go. I havea couple of appearances coming up on
be giving away keys. Yeah,so listen for that. You're giving away
Harley, yep, just like lastyear we did it. Yep. So
some lucky person gonna have a keysand go up, unlock it right off
with the butt, ride off intothe sunset. Okay, all right,
have a great day into great weekend. We'll be back live Monday morning.

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