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It is Monday, July twenty twentyfour. Good morning as Rover's Morning
Glory. I'm Rover Dieters here.Charlie is here. Hi, Smitzer is
here. Amen. Jeffrey Allen Laroque, he jumped the gun. He was

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premature. Jeffrey al Laroque is here, Yo, Yo, you're with us
as well. Eight sixty six Yo, Rover is the number eight six six
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sixty seven six eight three seven willget to your email here in just a
moment. Dougie is off today.She's out all this week as a matter
of yeah, forgot, it's worthof Golden shows. What do you do

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with yourself? I think she's Iguess they're in Florida for some sort of
dance thing or something. I don'tknow, some sort of national couldn't even
tell you, which usually takes thisweek off, right, she usually plans
this week after July fourth. Soyou think that the dance thing. No,

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I think the dance thing was goingon last year too. Oh that's
why. Okay, yeah, okay, whatever this dance I mean, do
you find it odd that her wholelife now revolves around her kid and this
dance stuff? Like, yeah,it's kind of sad. And it's not
like she's going to be like Giannais going to be a professional dancer.

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You know, some people like,okay, the kid is I don't know,
like if you're trying to get yourkid in the Olympics. Since the
Olympics are coming up, I'll useit as an example you gotta give a
thirteen fourteen, fifteen year old girlwho has been in gymnastics since she was

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two years old and you so nowyour life revolves around their gymnastics schedule because
you have a goal. You're tryingto get to the Olympics. Yeah,
this though, I don't get it. I don't understand what's going on with
this. And then's she spends allher time. I mean it's she's working
at the place. So I don'tknow. I don't know what's going on.

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What happens if they win this competitionget a ribbon? They're like,
is this the first step in along series of events? No, I
think this is the But could anybodygo to Here's what I think is going
on. Crystal is not here todayeither, by the way, I think
she'll be back tomorrow. But Ithink that these dance places have a racket

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going on. I agree, That'swhat I am to. What they do
is they just go, oh,yeah, we're having a it's a national
dance competition everyone in the country.As long as you your dance team puts
in the five thousand dollars entry feefor all the girls that you raise.
You also didn't pay for it,then you're in the competition or something along

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though lies wouldn't be my guest.I don't know. There's no championship after
this. This is the championship.But everybody could just pay to get in
the championship. Well you know again, I don't. I don't know.
Maybe they won something here or Idon't even think that. I think it
sounds like I think the probably theentry fee is higher, and therefore this

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is the quote unquote national championship.Okay, out of all the people that
can afford to go to the thingin Orlando. I don't know if it's
at Disney, if it's at thisSo good, she's not. I thought
she was gonna be out because Ithought she was going to vacation with your
family. Well she was talking aboutthat too. I don't is that this

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week coming up? I have noidea, Okay, I don't. I
don't know. I don't think so, I don't know. Oh, let's
see here. Let me pull upthe email here and we'll give you some
email in no particular order here,because Dougie normally goes through these emails.

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Maybe she did, I don't know. Sometimes I shall even log into the
system and put them in order.I've the stuff was moved over and filtered,
but I don't know if it's inthe right order. Called in right.
Good morning, Rover. I livein Grand Rapids, Michigan, and
there's an Ikea in the Detroit area. I felt like Jeffrey today, driving

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two hours with my girlfriend to geta pot when we could have gone for
the local myer. Two hours there, two hours back for a seven dollars
pot. He says, seven dollarsyou spend what'd you spend a gas to

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get there and back? All right? More than that he might have already
had gas in his tank. Ohwell, in that case, then call
anything sure, Quentin Rights. Thetranscript of your show on the iHeartRadio app
is almost as bad as the ShizzyAnd then there is a screen grab attached.

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Let me see if I can pullthis up. So I guess they
now somebody. A few weeks agothey started doing a transcript of all I
think all their shows. Key scrollup, Smith. Let me just start
at the beginning, or is thisall the way at the top. Oh
okay, I'll just read this toyou verbatim, and then it will be
really interesting when you look at thetranscript of today's show to see how it

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transcribes what I'm saying. That ittranscript, maybe we'll transcribe it perfect.
Okay, Rovers Morning Glory Stars Now, oh, I think that's even from
the production starts now Stars now,good morning, what's happening. It's Tuesday,
July second, twenty twenty four.Good morning gets Rovers, Morning Glory.
I'm Rover two g is here,Good morning, Sir. Zeta is

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here. Yo. Andy, you'rewith us as well. Eight six six
yo. Rover is the number.That's how you reached the show. Give
us a call. You can textasuh, we can see your email here
in just a moment. Visitor JeffreyA. La Roach is here. He's

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got ke hi Jeffrey yo, yo, he's uh, he's got his right
yellow shirt on. Oh that's onthat well, you know it's a little
bit of h that's a Now he'sbeen working. He's been working hard.
It's a couple of marks. Turna little bit. Jeffrey silver camera.
He's working hard. His washer ain'tworking hard, but he's working. Oh

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my goodness, you got to bekidding. Gravy stains, no paint,
eat frames when you want times SometimesI get when I pay it. I
mean, this is this is insanity. All right, Well, there you
go. That's I think that's alittle bit there so you can get the
transcript. Yeah, I don't knowwhy. Honestly, don't know why they're

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doing that. It's like a manualfor like the electronics I buy. Yeah,
like Chinese broken English. Yeah,how I don't you know? You
would think with everything that China does, I mean they rip everything off everything
we create, every piece of electronics, every cheap ass plastic thing, everything,

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they manufacture everything, and they ripeverything. You would think they get
some English speakers to do the manuals. Right. Yeah. Oh, let's
see here. Well Mont says,I spotted a Rover at a party with

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no hat. Everyone is always spottingCharlie. But this weekend here in South
Florida, my coworker Elijah had aparty and he introduced me to his new
boyfriend. And holy Moses, wasI shocked when it turned out to be
Rover. All right, there isuh I guess the guy the blue shirt.

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The guy in the blue shirt.Yes, yes, he's bald.
He's got a beard. The beardis very similar. He has brown eyes
instead of blue eyes. But Icould see a resemblance there. I suppose
what do you think theater? Hthat's close. I think you have that
shirt too, don't you do somethinglike that? I don't know, but
star Trek shirt? What is that? It looks like that with the two

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things pointing close. Ah, well, yes I am. Maybe I'm just
covering. Maybe that's maybe that isme. Yeah, here's someone who says
we're over. Ever since you letCharlie and his wanna be fiance have freedom?

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What? Ever? Since? Iwhat does that mean? Exactly?
Ever since you let Charlie and hiswanna be fiance have freedom? I appreciate
you sending me free, Thank you, Yes, but I think this guy's
gonna have a problem. They justcelebrate Juneteenth and Charlie you really celebrated more
than anyway because I freed him.That's right, free at last, free

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at last right. I appreciate that, But he's gonna have a problem with
whatever freedom is. Don't call me, sir massive. I think that's what
you're supposed to call me. Whatdoes that even mean? Anyhow? Let
me just ever since you let Charlieand his wanna be fiance have freedom,
they seem to be running ruining musicfor the rest of us. I used

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to occasionally listen to Andrew McMahon andNew Politics, but now knowing how truly
ungrateful Charlie is, it makes mepass through these bands on my playlist daily.
He ruined a weekend over rain.Grow up, Charlie Christa deserves better.
What's her number? Put him backto work? Rover. His sound

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bites were so delayed. He's lazylike Jeffrey. There needs to be repercussions
for his behavior. All right,I'm not quite sure exactly what all that
means, but apparently you ruined hismusic for him because I can't listen to
anymore, and he's upset that itreigned at a concert that he wasn't at.
Speaking of concerts, Matthew says,last week, you guys were talking

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about Tom Petty. It was amazingto hear you talking about him. He
has been such an important part ofmy life. My sister took me to
see him at Cleveland State in nineteenninety five. It was the first time
I smoked weed. I was sofortunate to see him at the Hollywood Bowl
a week before he passed. Asmuch as I get frustrated with Jeffrey for

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how he raises his children and shufflesoff responsibility. I was so impressed that
he has a semi encyclopedic knowledge ofTom Petty. Side note, Dougie is
an amazing woman, hustling for herand her daughter's well being and being a
fox. You guys are overly meanto her. I think he was smoking

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some weed before he wrote that email. There. You didn't ever hear that
word forever fox? Yeah? Thatwas That's like when I was in grade
school. Yeah, like when Iwas a when I was like seven or
eight years old, and my neighborthat I would hang out with, he
had an older brother, and theolder brother was I don't know, fourteen,

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and even talk about girls. Ohshe's a fox. What are you
laughing at you? Oh it's true, remembers, I can't always saying that,
oh she's a fox, foxy lady. I was on a trip to
Florida school trip when I was akid. Uh, and I, uh,
there's some Canadian people on the triptoo, were all from up here,
and we all went to wind downof Florida. And I called the
girl a fox, and she goes, why are you calling me an animal?

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I guess that didn't translate over theborder there. I remember when I
was in high school and Brian carewas just getting just getting big, and
all the guys I knew or werejust horny for her and everything like that.
I I heard one guy, man, she told me this. He
actually quoted quoted Robin Harris. Hegoes, she's so fine. She we

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want to get a job with funnlefits. No, that was a phrase
ago, She's so fine. Okay, yeah, I get it. Sure,
Okay, wait, he said,Okay, Oh, let me she

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here. Oh, let me pullup my Charlie. Is this video uh
in the system? Here? Letme pull up. I don't have my
videos pulled up yet. The onefrom the email, Yes, the one
from the email. Yeah, it'sin there all right. This guy wants
to know, he says, Hesays, is this real or is this

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fake? And here is a video. It's a it's an old woman and
I don't know, like her grandsonor something, lighting a firework and they're
gonna put it in a like aplastic jug. I don't know. Maybe
there's some gasoline into jake. Idon't know what they're planning to do here,

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but here it is she lights thefirework, she dropped a lighter in.

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I gotta say that's fake. Itwould be my guess. So what
she does is she instead of droppingthe firework in, she throws the lighter
in that she lit the firework,she throws that in, and then she
runs inside with the firework and herand the guy run inside, and then

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the firework of course explodes in there. I don't know what I would say.
You know what else is really strangeabout this? So if you go,
if you watch this, if youplay this here after they've closed the

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door, what's this like, what'sthis spark right here? How weird is
that? What's going on with that? There's like a spark coming through the
door before it even explodes. Idon't know what that. I can't explain
that. Chris writes, I've beena listener for a long time, and

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just recently I was thinking of anepisode a while back about Jeffrey doing a
beer commercial that he had to keepretaking. Every retake, he had to
take another drink, and Jeffrey wastrashed. I laughed so hard. My
idea I have is, lately there'sbeen a lot of bs going on,
and if the people on the showget caught in a lie or bs there

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should be a strong alcohol and bottleon the table called truth juice. Every
time someone gets caught bs ing,they get some truth juice. I can
just imagine how trashed Jeffrey would getdaily Just an idea, Jeffrey, would

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you uh no? Because I haveto drive and I'm not getting popery to
you. I think you very muchwell about to try to tell him the
truth? I tried that before anda lot of times I'm truthful, and
you guys will still think of mine. So what? What the hell's a
point? Brian writes, has Snitzerever done this shizzy before? I think
it would be really a really funsegment. He's going to pooh pooh the

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idea, But it's been really funwatching the evolution of Anthony Snitzer. Snincer
is our video guy. He hashe's come out what do you think over
the past? I don't know howlong has he been on the show.
Almost twelve years old, thirteen yearsHe's come out of his shell a little
bit, right, Yeah, comparedto it at the beginning, you won't

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say it worked. What did havea microphone? Oh the good old days?
Yeah, before we get here isa little under the breath comments back
there. Everyone loves the grandpa andhe's encouraged me to open my mind over
the years. He has nothing tolose and talks about trying new things during
retirement. What new things is hetrying? What are you trying? Stance'

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reading? I guess I don't know. The guy nails every project you put
in front of him, except Skype, So why not give it a shot?
Except Skype? What is that?Me and the f man Scott Taylor
used to argue about Skype all thetime. Uh, stop being so modest

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and give back to the community thatgave you the longest job of your career.
We won't hate you for it.So uh, maybe the Shizzy could
be Maybe Snitcher could do it Todaydougeis not here. Could you imagine him
doing the news? Do you thinkhe'd do a good job if we could
hear him the pot that MIC's upthe full blast? But today, maybe

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we could call it the Snizzy insteadof the Shizzy. Not bad and Jenny
sent a picture in She says,sons out guns out in Las Vegas.
Ah, there she is nice.Oh she's got some guns out doesn't she
Bazooka's things. Yeah, she gother, Jeffrey. Indeed, her son's

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out guns out tank top and she'sin Las Vegas partying it up, playing
some slots. Brandon says werover.I just wanted to write in and thank
the author, mister Jeffrey Laroque forBlood in the studio. Had my birthday
over the weekend, and I gotthis absolute gem of a novel. I

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have something to read while taking adump. That's what he got for his
well, I'm sure one of thethings, not the only thing he got
for where's it from? Just threethripstore? To imagine like having no idea
what that like? Just being ina bookstore and having no clue about the

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show, and you see this onthe shelf there where a guy is underwear,
tiny white. He's with the bluddymicrophone. You go, what is
this? And then you thumb throughthat. I mean you'd have to take
that home, like yeah, yeah, for sure. And here's somebody who
writes Jeffrey does not get enough credit. What does his wife do all day?

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Jeffrey Buss's ass working around the clockand his wife sits at home doing
literally nothing. Does this bother Jeffrey, he's a better man than I.
I would have divorced her ass sofast years ago. What is his explanation
on why he requires nothing from hiswife? My wife. You know,

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I'm not what she does at home. I believe she does what she can
to try to help keep the houseclean and make sure that everything's you know,
order and whatnot. You know,if there's anything that needs to be
and she also makes sure there's anythingthat needs to be brought to my attention,
she does bring it to my attention. Like what what was the last
thing she brought to your attention?Make sure the bills are paid and that
kind of stuff. And so shetells you if bills have to be paid,

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yeah, and then you know,if I needed to get anything from
the store and whatnot. She helpscook dinner and all, like, you
know, how does she know ifbills are due? She has I mean,
she just goes by off of kindof like off of meat. Because
like the way I'm the way,I tried to knock off everything and within
the first week of month so thatthey're all taken care of and I ain't
gon to worry about anything stuff likethat. Okay, but how does she

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bring it up here, and thenwhat does she have to do with it?
If you pay all the bills atthe beginning of the month, what
is she doing? She just makeit. She just kindstantly reminds me,
you go with me, I makesure we got to take care of bills.
Stuff like that. She's the wayI think in any way, kind
it's a little nagging. So shedoesn't tell you about a specific bill like
hey, this bill came in carinsurance, you can need to pay that.

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She just says we need to paythe bills. I mean, she
doesn't say anything, but she askedabout you know, like you know,
like rent, heat, gas,that kind of stuff. I go,
yeah, I tell her, thisis what's been paid, is is what
needs to be paid. So Iin communication everorick. She tries to keep
the house clean and everything, youknow, make sure and my daughter works
and you know, so okay,does she sort through the mail give you

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like a pile of bills stuff likethat, A lot of the stuff.
The only mill the only bill weactually the only paper bill we actually get
is our heating bill. All theother all the other ones we get,
like our electric bill. We don'thave cable so you're gonna worry about that
the other like our electric bill andour internet. But we get we that's
email to me, Okay, Okay, so it's email to you, not
to her, right right. Butbut she always makes sure that she's always

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to make sure that I'm I'm ontask and making sure this stuff gets paid.
H I didn't know that. Yeah, doesn't seem like she does that
exactly. But okay, what thewater Billy Well landlord pays water and sewer?
Nice Joe writes for Over. Iwas driving through Michigan over the weekend
and I saw a billboard for theNational Baby Food Festival. It's July seventeenth

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through the twentieth in Fremont, Michigan. Is Jeffrey going, No, he
says, If you avoid highways,it's only about a seven hour drive.
That's all. Jeffrey and his familycould leave at six am, stop at
a hot dog stand along the way, enjoy the festival, eat some baby
food, stop at a diner onthe way back, and get home by

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midnight or one am. What doyou think? No? Thanks, it's
a full day right there. Andlike I said, no thanks. I
had another email about Jeffrey Andrews saysRover. I was watching clips of the
show and I came across the timeDieter got hit by the switch. Hit
by the switch like a cligosk thick. Well, I don't recall that.

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Do you remember this studio? Yah? Yeah, of course, Adrian Peterson,
the running back. Remember he wasin the news because he took a
switch to his kid and people wanthim jailed for this. And yeah,
so I think we're like, wasit that bad? I go, let's
try it out because I haven't behit by a switch since I was a
kid. Nah. We all werecurious does that hurt? Then? Did
we go out in the woods andget a switch? Where did we get

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a switch from? Remember we're inthe woods at old building. Yeah,
I was, We're out there andgrabbed a stick. Well, uh,
he says, Deeter gets hit bya switch. I'm watching Jeffrey in the
fart box staring at Dieter as hegets hit. Then all of a sudden,
Jeffrey walks into the main studio toget his own video of Deeter's ass
getting wh I do remember that?It had me in tears laughing, especially

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because you had to kick him outthere. Are already five cameras recording every
angle of this. Jeffrey really hasa fascination of theater. Really, I
just wanted to get my make avideo, have a video record and backup
video record of it, so yougot in case all your stuff goes a
kind of of a technological nicole offdisaster. And you know what I mean.

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Why saying technological apocalypse, I meanthe Internet just drops and everything goes
with You always go back to thedark ages. Yeah, am I see
the dark ages. We're going backto pen paper, no computers. We'll
have the one video of theater's ass, the important thing. Yeah, yeah,
whatever, dude, Well what yousaid? That's uh, this guy

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says, I wonder if Jeffrey hadany movement when he saw his man crush
taking it from behind. No,okay, that'sh try dude, all right,
I've got to take a break.Our number is eight six six you
over, will be right back.Hang on Rover's Morning Glory. Rover's Morning
Glory. Dumb ass. Do youfollow Jeffrey on Instagram? Charlie? Yeah,

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oh yeah, because I just tryto look at something. Somebody wanted
me to look at something on Instagram, and I couldn't pull it up because
his profile is private. He's private. Why are you private, Jeffrey?
To weed out all the knuckleheads?How do you How does that weed him

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out? I don't get it.I mean, it's just that's that's the
way it's all. It's the wayit's It's just like Facebook. Basically,
he's a different kind of social mediaexperience than a lot of other people.
He posts anything that's just why isthere poop in your pants right now?
Just anything he posts. So hejust keeps a private so that you have
to request it to talk to him. And then once you're in, if

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you say something bad, blocked andthen you're gone. But you can block
somebody without the double layers of thedouble I see. Okay, yes,
this is how this is my methodof dealing with social media. Can you
pull us up? I want tolook at his instagram here real quick.
What did you do for the bythe way, what did you do for
the fourth of July? Oh?I took my kids to see the fireworks?

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Oh yeah, we're down Liquord Park. Okay, did they happen?
Yeah, they happened. Okay,because I it was raining on the fourth,
But usually they can light off thefire. The rain. It was
reduced to a slight drizzle by thetime the five time, by fireworks time.
So yeah, the fires went off. Oh here's this is what you
want to see? Is uh allright? Here's the pictures you see that?

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Yes, yes, this is whatI uh, this is what I
wanted to see. So what isthis, Jeffrey? What am I looking
at? That is a well?I visited my dad yesterday. I spent
a lot of time with them,you know, you know, I had
a big tap of I don't knowwhat the hell you're laughing at. So
we had a large salt like,you know, like box of vomb with

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the old photographs. Oh nice,and we were going through them and everything.
And so I was picking through likepictures that I want to keep maybe
possibly want to post a little lateron. You know. That was from
October nineteen seventy nine. We ron a trip to Toronto, Canada.
So hold on which one is you? Let me go back. I'm the
one in the red shirt on thethis in this first picture we're by a

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training wheel. I'm the one onthe right in the red shirt. And
this was the style back then.This This is how kids work. Again,
that's exactly what kids looked like.I sucked. Remember that you called
high up those shorts, those areup to nipples. Still yeah, same
look back then? And then whoare these other kids? My brothers?
Which ones? My brother Jason's theone in the middle, and my older

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brother is the one on the Soyou're in the middle middle kid, No,
he's no, no, no,no, I'm talking about in age
in age wise. Yes, I'min the middle. But you're on the
right of the picture. Where Iget Okay, I always thought you were
the youngest for some reason. Okay, man, one older, one younger.
Okay, it's crazy, isn't itlooking at him? Back then?
All right, let me see thenext picture here. So you're at a
train wheel. This was in Canadaor something, you said, all right?

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And then this is you're at alike pet Do you gonna turn your
mic in Toronto? Yeah? Thesewere all taken in Toronto, Canada.
We went to different a couple ofdifferent places, all right. And these
are your brothers there on the left, all right. And then how many
are there? How many pictures thethree of us? No? No,
how many pictures are there? Areonly three pictures that that one, the

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one of the petting zoo, andthe one we were at the we went
to the Sea World there the right, hold on, no, hold on,
it's interesting. And this first picturethe older brothers were in a blue
shirt and then a gray shirt inthe second picture, the smallest brothers wearing
a white shirt and a striped shirt. In the second picture, I believe
you're all taking the very same day. But the Jeffrey you think they're taking

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on the same day. Everybody elsechamber brothers had a wardrobe change. Everyone
else changed their outfit except one persondidn't. And so, all right,
Jeffrey has the same red shirt,right, it's just another one more picture.
Go to the third day, okay, and is this a totally different
outfits that they're wearing at this Thisis the same as the one before?

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This is yeah, the same?All right? What is the Sea World?
Yeah in Toronto? Cool? Andso Jeffrey as Jeffrey was wearing the
same shirt on all the days inhis vacation in Canada back in nineteen seventy
nine. And it's exactly the sameas today, just the same shirt.
You can wear it every day fora week straight. And so and so

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what were you talking about with theguy that you probably came in later,
dater, But I walked in andJeffery is having a full on conversation.
You know, the guy that wearsthe old timey baseball outfits. Yeah.
Yeah, it's the weirdest thing.Like, I mean, I guess this
guy's a huge baseball fan. Ithink I think he used to play.

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Yeah, and he was in theminor league one in the eighteen hundreds when
I was handlebar mustaches. He stillhas that mustache. But no, he
almost made it in the pros.He was in the minor leagues and he
said he almost made it. Uh. Well, he he wears like these
vintage baseball uniforms, you know,from like eighteen ninety two or something,

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and it it's a look. AndJeffrey was having a very loud conversation with
him this morning. What were youtalking about with him? Oh, I
was just talking about like, youknow, I was visiting my dad and
I was going through some you knowa bunch of old pictures and everything,
and we're talking about like what hewas a kind of a customer that he

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and his family had that he said, he goes, how'd you sleep over
the weekend. I said, Islept till noon on Sunday and goes,
he goes, you, Oh,I wish I could do that. Why
because like he goes his house's GrandCentral Station. Because he told me the
house he lives in is like wherehis wife grew up, and like he
always has family over and there allday and everything. It just drives me
crazy because he can't he just needsa break, and he goes, I
just want to sit on the patiohave a cold one. Really. I

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asked him about what his beer ofchoice was, and we started talking about,
you know, different beers that welike and whatnot. What's his favorite?
He told me he likes the LightningGoogle's summer Shandy, and I,
well, my person, I likethis. I like the Strawberry Shandy or
the Orange Shandy. To day atLening. Google has now have a new
shandy called Shandy. I said,I gotta try that. Jeffery's having the
loudest conversation and this is not thisis not like a five second conversation,

(33:51):
Peter. This is I mean,there's a hole ready, Oh yeah,
you're right. I want I haveno idea. I walked in in the
middle of it. But Uh,there's all radio station, a news station
over there that's supposedly working while Jeffrey. No one could do anything because Jeffrey
is at the top of his lungsdropping f bombs. And I mean it's

(34:15):
really I don't know. I don'tknow what word I could use for it.
But it's the first thing in themorning too, right, Oh my
god, we're just getting here.Yeah, there's nobody in the building other
than the few people that are workinghere on the radio stations. You know,
there's no salespeople. There's you know, half of the radio stations I

(34:37):
have here. It's pre recorded crap. So there's nobody in the radio station.
So the skeleton crew here and Jeffreyis just cursing at the top of
What were you cursing about? Areyou still worked up? I don't know,
it's just like, you know,we just having a conversation and a
few were slipped out, but notat least none of the microphones are turned
on. What were you What wasin the conversation? It was like I

(35:00):
I reiterate, we were talking aboutlike you know what we get over the
weekend, like I got I hada chance to visit my dad and the
conversation. Who starts it? Whostarts it? Is simple, we please
say hello to each other. Andand it just got something in the news
or something. No, I wasn'tmad about anything. I was just saying
I was I also made a referenceto that through I hopefully do get to

(35:22):
talk about the police office that wasshot over the holiday weekend. And his
memorial service is going to be atten am. And but he's but he's
going to but his funeral is actuallygonna be he's actually gonna bearing his hometown
because he's from he's not from here, from New York, all right,
And so that's how you start theconversation. Yeah, because it's it's it's

(35:43):
like, it's it's it's a bignews story though, And what what made
you think about that? You justknow because I know that I read that
I saw on Channel three news isa website that the funeral debt. They
his funeral procession is gonna go down. He's not and end at the Cathedral
Memorials or Reform, but the actualfuneral is going to be held in New
York. Yeah, that's the firstthing he said when we walked through the

(36:05):
door. Right, he comes right, I'm just sitting the door and starts.
What's the first line he says,and it's right through the door.
I don't know, it's like didmaybe did you hear about or maybe I
think he's like mid conversation like Iwas saying and right to the news guy.
I think that's what he's like.What he's like like like like I
was saying that what like I wassaying the funeral for that cop that was

(36:28):
shot just right off the bat.Yeah, the news guy's like, what
was the news? But so atwhat point? Was because I heard Jeffrey
there was one thing that he saidwas get the f out of here,
Yeah, get the flat here withthat whoa, Yeah what were well you
gotta turn your microphone? Yeah,you know the on bo hit whatever.
Dude. Anyways, I can't rememberexactly what the subject was, but it

(36:51):
was just something nonsensical and something likethat. But you don't remember what I
mean. He says this so loudtheater, I mean, there's the place
is completely empty, and this isat the time I would say, I
mean, it's it's near screaming atthe top of his watch. My door
was closed and he heard it's reverberatingthrough this huge cavernous area. Echo wing,

(37:15):
get that fro out of you withthat bully. Well, you have
no idea what you were talking about. I can't remember at the moment.
So you can see the baseball playerin the background that shot right there,
there's the guy right there. SoJeffrey comes in that Joe Jackson in the
background. There there's the red door. Jeffrey comes to that immediately start talking

(37:37):
to that guy. He has likethe worst seat in the building because anybody
comes to that door, they're gonnavent on him. They're gonna say yelling,
get him. Oh Jeffrey, Imean, he's just Wow, that
was so loud this morning. Well, all right, I guess I'm sure
sure whatever it was he was reallywas this like a comedy routine or was

(37:59):
it something with the you have noidea he called the moment. Whatever it
was, he was really worked up, and it wasn't he wasn't like angry.
It was I don't know what hewas talking about at the time.
I watched a bunch of stand upstuff over the weekend too. Oh yeah,
like Richard Pryor would you watch iton YouTube? Yeah, Robin Harris,

(38:21):
of course, definitely Robin Harris.You know, I speaking of stuff
that you saw on the news.So you saw that there was a police
officer who was killed. Yeah,details where you shot, what he was
responding to. There was a personwho's the persons cause his name is Delante
Ahardi, twenty four years old.He was wanted on a warrant on of

(38:42):
Garfield Heights. He shot his grandmotherwith their own gun and he got up
to Cleveland. He killed the grandmother, I believe, so no grandmother was
on life support and he was tryingto They caught him on a you know,
they tried to get him, Theysaw him out of residence. We
tried to give state. The officertrying to give chase, he had a
firearm presented, got off a coupleof shots. Unfortunately, one of those

(39:07):
hit officers Jameson Ritter, and unfortunatelyhe died at the hospital of his injuries.
And Channel three News carried his firstcourt hearing at live you know,
and he was he's in curly cussingon a five million dollar bond. Wait,
so you can't get out on aso so somebody gives five hundred thousand

(39:27):
dollars ten No, he's being heldon a five million dollar bond. I
don't think anyone's gonna want to buildhis ass out. No, no,
I know, But I'm just saying, like, if if somebody did want
to bond him out, it's possible, Like you you have bond, he
could shoot you should could shoot yourgrandmother and then shoot and kill a cop

(39:49):
and somebody goes A judge goes,man, we could bond you out.
Someone could bond you out, Likewhat what? How does it even originally
on that I'm the first charge withthe shooting involving his grandmother. If he
had been caught, he'd have beenout on a million dollar bond. But
because now he is now hey's ofshooting Officer Ritter, He's now on a

(40:09):
five million dollar bond. I don'tthink anyone's gonna have I don't think anyone
has the ability to come up withthat kind of money five hundred thousand dollars
just to, you know, tobail him out. I don't think anybody
wants to bail him out. Thegravity of the charger isn't there, Like
can't you hold somebody without bond?Yeah, now bail without bond? Like
what happened once you kill somebody andshoot a cop. He one would think,
right. I think in this casethey think that the bond was high

(40:31):
enough that debt nobody would be ableto make it. I mean, could
he could be based on the gravityof the charges, he could be Possibly,
it could have been possible to judge, could have used for discretion holding
him without bond. That's what IThat's what I don't understand. What's that
judge thinking where they're like, youknow, well, just a case.
Maybe he is a rich huncle.Maybe we'll let Like, I don't understand

(40:52):
this. Why would you even allowthat possibility? It sounds crazy to me.
But anyhow, you know something elseI saw on the that's crazy.
There's a woman named Katerina Yovanovitch.She lives in Germany. She's twenty eight
years old, and she got pregnanceand she was She worked for Porsia.

(41:21):
She was worried that having a childwould ruin her career as an executive at
Porsia, so she threw her babyout the window. Her newborn baby was
just minutes old. Threw him outthe window and he fell down on the

(41:42):
concrete a couple of stories below,where he obviously was killed. The baby,
the newborn killed. Passers by foundthe baby and they you know,
it doesn't take a real sleuth tofigure out where the baby came from.
Yeah, you know, you justlook up and go, okay, there's
a window up there, two storiesabove or whatever. And they go up

(42:04):
there and there's a woman who hadjust given birth and there's a baby on
the sidewalk. Well, you know, you put two and two together.
So I just find it odd thatshe was so concerned that this would ruin
her career. Having a child wouldruin her career as an executive at Portia.
Did she not think maybe throwing mybaby out onto the sidewalk and leaving

(42:29):
it there might also ruin my careeras an executive A look, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it didn't quitework out for her, So not really
thinking things through there. I justcan't imagine how. I don't get it.
I don't understand this. And whatyou get for that, well you

(42:52):
get life for that. So wewere just talking about bond and bail and
you know, all that kind ofstuff. They must have a different system
over there, theater in Germany.I don't know how it works, but
what would happen Jeffrey if you,well, he's on the phone. If
you threw a baby out a windowhere on purpose and you killed it,

(43:15):
what do you think would happen?I mean, if not life, thirty
years, you'd be a long timeyou put away for sure. Nope,
she was sentenced to seven and ahalf years in jail. That's it.
You find that wildly inappropriate for throwingyour baby out the window? Is it

(43:37):
in happened with a good time?You're out in what three four years?
That I you know, I don'tknow. The prosecutor said that she was
worried that this would spoil her careerin the She worked in the legal department
there at Portia, and she doesn'thave the wherewithal to think, ah,

(43:59):
yeah, having a kid, thatmight slow me down on my career path.
Throwing a kid out the window andkilling it and getting seven and a
half years in jail, that couldalso that could also put a little thingmper
on your career plans. She wascharged with manslaughter. She claimed her lawyers

(44:20):
and her claimed that she accidentally droppedthe baby from her hands. Oh come
on, whoops, like Michael Jacksonputting the baby over the balcony exactly.
She dropped it. She dropped that. She didn't have the same grip,
a vice like grip that Michael Jacksondid, right, And they said,
well, she didn't even realize thatshe was pregnant. Nine months she was

(44:45):
carrying this baby. She didn't realizethat she was pregnant. Now, I
find that every now and then I'llsee a story in the news where some
lady will claim that I didn't evenknow I was pregnant. What how did
you not know? What happened toyour period? Where you know, like
was they're a large person. Icould say, don't you still like have
a period if you're maybe so regular? Yeah? I don't know. They

(45:07):
can't you? They forget, Oh, when was the last time I had
a period? Was it last month? Nine months ago? I can't remember.
I mean, you'd have to bereally obese to not. I mean,
you don't feel that moving inside ofyou just think it's gas bubbles.
What was that kick? Oh,it's a flirt. It just drops out,
And they said. The lawyer says, oh, she didn't realize that

(45:30):
she was pregnant when she suddenly heldthe bloody baby in her hands. She
dropped the baby. Although the lawyerdoes admit how the child ended up over
the windowsill remains to be determined.The lawyer said, he has to explain

(45:52):
any of this. It's like,is that a comedy routine? Whoops,
whoa, whoa, whoa? Slipperybecause it's the blood, But it's still
connected to her, isn't it.Did she give birth to the placenta and
earth? That? I don't know? But what was she doing over the
window? Like? I got lotsof questions there, but all right,
so she got a grand total ofseven and a half years in prison for

(46:14):
that. It's not enough. No, Speaking of Michael Jackson, I saw
that billboard on my way into worktoday that Mjay the musical I think is
going to be here. Yeah,kind of want to see that. Are
you conflicted though, Like, I'msure part of that money goes to the
estate of Michael Jackson. Are youworried that you are supporting now now he's

(46:38):
not a cover been convicted. Yeah, that's that's true. Yeah, but
I mean he was weird, there'sno doubt about that. And yeah,
I mean I don't know what theexplanation is for a lot of that stuff,
So you would still go see that? Yeah, I think so.
I mean, I do like themusic. They still play it. Law

(46:58):
stations still play him. I don'tknow what the musical, what the play
is, what's I don't know whatit is that exactly it's an impersonator up
there. I don't know. Idon't know. Maybe it's his life story.
I have no idea. You knowyou're gonna go to that Back to
the Future one. I heard that. A lot of people said, that's
good. Did you go see it? No, No, I didn't.

(47:20):
I have a friend one. Ididn't ask him how I was the Oh
he said. They said it wasgreat. They said the special effects to
time travel and they made it justlike the same plot time frame is the
movie. You can fall along.But yeah, I want to go see
that. All right, I've gottatake a break. Eight six six yo
Rover is sorry number driver X.Here Ron Rover, This morning, Glory,

(47:45):
Good morning driver X, good morning. Hey. What's going on?
So when you guys were talking afew minutes ago, the cameras in the
fart box you can see the newsguy in the background, And what it
appears is that the news guys takeshis hands down his pants and then pulls

(48:06):
him back out and smells it.No smell them, that's what it looks
like. Oh man, if wecaught that, I can't you'd have to
Yeah, well all right, I'mgonna have to we go back. We

(48:27):
might have to go back and lookat that. I don't know if I
think I could pull it up fromover here. Let me look all right,
all right, thank you driver exfor that. It will be something
else, wouldn't it. All right, let me take a quick break.
We'll be right back on Rovers MorningGlory. Hang on Rovers Morning Glory.
You think it? They say itmasturbating on the cot of COJ. We're

(48:52):
back to Rovers Morning Glory. Dougiehas the week off. She's on vacation

(49:16):
this week, so no Shizzy.At the top of the hour, a
week's worth of Golden Shows without Dougie. Now, before the break, there
was a guy who called in andhe said that he was watching r MG
TV and Jeffery was telling a storyabout how he came in at the beginning

(49:38):
of the day and he's talking tothe guy who works at the AM station
over there. I mean, justso loud boy, we're just just dropping
f bombs, and I mean thefirst thing in the morning too, top
of his lungs. And anyhow,this guy said that he was watching RMGTV

(50:00):
and he was if you watch RMGTVand you you have the the fart boxes
there, and they have the dooropen to the fire box, you can
see right out of the fart boxand you can see here's a live shot
of jeff Jeffrey twiddling his thumbs.You can see in the background there some
people working. Sometimes you'll see salespeopleout there. But you see a guy

(50:21):
who works for the AM station thereway in the background in between Charlie and
Jeffrey's head as Jeffrey continues twiddling histhumbs. Well, this guy claimed that
he saw the worker out there.Uh, he said, you said sniff
and his balls there, but Isaw the phones that It said he put

(50:42):
his hands down his pants and smellthat. He believes it's smelled like smell
the fart or something. Oh,that's what he was doing. I thought,
I don't know he smelled the fart. If he smelled his balls.
I think it was you know,you scratch your balls and you smell on
the street. Okay, that's howI took it. Now. I went
back and I we immediately drop everythingthat we're doing here. You have to
put everything out of ana right away. Oh. Yes, we have all

(51:06):
of our production staff, huge staffhere. They start analyzing every frame of
the video and we believe we havefound this the segment in question, the
little tidbit in question from this segment. Would you like to see this immediately?
You take up your own to seeif this guy's a ball scratcher and
a sniffer. All changes everything becausewe walk past this guy. Sure.

(51:29):
Now, you can fire up ourMGTV anytime, absolutely free. Go to
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replays RMGTV on a loop twenty fourhours a day until the next episode.

(51:53):
So after the end of the showtoday, it just replays for free on
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You can sign up for r MGplus right there on the website roverradio

(52:14):
dot com. All right, let'sreally analyze this, and uh, if
you're watching our MG TV, willbe a little bit confusing, if you're
listening on the radio, will bea little bit confusing because we're just gonna
jump into this. You're gonna seeus like in the same clothes and like
it's just it's this is from lastsegment. So let's take a look at

(52:35):
this. Here you go. Whatwere you talking about with him? Oh?
I was just talking about, like, you know, I was visiting
my dad and I was going throughsome you know, a bunch of both
pictures and everything, and we're talkingabout like what he a kind of a
customer that he and his family hadthat he said, He goes, how'd
you sleep over the weekend? Isaid, I slept the noon on Sunday
and goes, he goes, you, Oh, I wish I could do

(52:57):
that. Oh I whoa oh waita second, wait a second, my
god. All right, I'm gonnahave this. Uh, Charlie, do
you want to pull us into youryou you like to zoom in and you
can zoom. I can't even seeit. It's in the daily right now.

(53:23):
If you want to pull it andit's let me see here about sh
Jeff, you can't see this monotyhere. It's like, oh, okay,
can you see this one here,dougez, don't you No? I
think this one just has to berestarted. Go bout six minutes and twenty
seconds into that. It's in today'sfolder and the minutes what six minutes twenty

(53:49):
four seconds roughly? All right?And if you could maybe just zoom in
on that, put that in thetimeline and zoom in and we could take
a look at this and see what'suh in great to tail. But you
know, what did you see there? That looks like that? To me?
I thought, oh, he's exaggerating. You probably just you know,

(54:09):
his hand he picked up a penreal quick and he no, that looks
like the hand went down the pants. He waits a second and then he
smells it to see because he's like, oh, it's itchy down there,
and probably didn't showers. Let mesee how bad my ball smell. So
he scratches it and then he smelledit. That's I mean, it looks

(54:30):
like that to me. You can'tdeny, do you ever smell? Do
you ever do that we've all beenthere. Yes, here's why I do
that? Do you really? Idon't? I never your life, scratch
your nuts and he smelled at home? Yeah, at home. This was
saying, you're not doing it ona camera at work. Never done it
at work, never done in anypublic place ever. I I, well,
I'm trying to think this is notsomething I routinely do. I'm sure

(54:52):
I must have done it. That'swhat I'm saying. You not to go
out. And you're like, doI need a shower? I showered this
morning. Let me scratch my notch, take a smell. Yeah, I
probably need to. It's kind ofright down there. Let me let me
freshen up something like that. Butat six in the morning at work with
coworkers around. Oh, that's hisbad luck that you go. We caught
that on camera. That's bad.I've zoomed in. Okay, let's let's

(55:16):
take a look at this very veryuh all right, some guy he says
he has hold on. He doesn'tlike that. I have a piece of
lint on top of my head,he said, as OCD was kicking and
he wanted about that one. Let'szoom in and is Jeffrey's microphone off.
Okay, he's just talking very loudly. Okay, let's look at this very

(55:37):
very close sore he is around.So he's adjusting in his seat already.
Uh huh okay, okay, adjustthe crotch right there. Oh that looks

(56:01):
like that to me. Guilty,guilty, I'm sorry. What way can
you spin it? What can yousay? He sits in his chair because
I think his balls are sticking tohis leg. You do that, you
just kind of sit up an adjust. So it's like, oh man,
my balls are really sticking. Andthat didn't work when he adjusted it.

(56:24):
So he puts his hand down hispants adjusted manly with his hand adjusted it,
and then afterwards like maybe it wasa little stickier, a little more
or something. It waits one second, kind of looks real quick as anyway
around. No nobody sees me.Puts both fingers to his nose. Let

(56:46):
me see one more time. Letme analyze this. I I you know
what I mean? No, No, he might be you know, maybe
it's something I want to. Iwant to. The shirts are usually tucked
in, I think because a pulluniform. I don't know if his shirt
is tucked in, I don't know. I mean, it's let me see
here, all right, he's sohe's got he's sitting in his chair.

(57:10):
He stands up like he's gonna fart, and then he sticks his hand down.
Oh yeah, scratch, all right, nice. Now where does it
go from here? Does it that? I don't know. I didn't I
didn't keep I didn't keep playing it. Oh now he starts talking until he's

(57:35):
recording something for the U for theAM station. I don't think theater just
looking at the analyzing that. Iknow you want him to be guilty.
No, he is, brother,Okay, you can try to spin this
guilty. You're guilty as charge.We'll go around the room. You think
he's not. What else is hedoing with the hand down the pants?
All the area is put your handdown your pants. I don't think he

(57:58):
If you look at the hand,I don't think he gets deep enough.
I don't think it's deep enough.If you if you pay close attention to
the arm, Charlie, what doyou think you think he got in there?
I think he was just talking.A shirt now I disappeared at the
background. Look, he's probably that'swhy Charlie's talking. Right, he's right
around the corner, defend. Thisis my whole life here in the news

(58:22):
guy on the news acre. Ican't be a boss, Okay, I
say guilty. Charlie's saying innocent.Jeffrey looks like he's in a hostage video.
He's nervous, not guilty, don'the I mean perfect rifle sight here.

(58:52):
I don't think he to say innocent. I Charlie, do you really
think he's guilty? I mean guilty, and I don't think he's I think
he's just thing his pants or hisshirt and sniff right after you adjust.
Just it happens to be. I'mgonna smell, but let me see it
one more time, Yes, onemore time. I'm exporting for you,

(59:13):
so you can full Okay, sowe can okay, anybody with me snitfs
you with me. I was atfirst, but it was pretty quick and
did not go deep. TJ says, maybe he's eating and some food fell
out of his mouth down his pantspants. Put some breadcrumbs on me,
scratch that and then smell it andpalette yard Jel says, the guy who

(59:36):
spotted this scratching sniff deserves a freer MG hoodie fact. I don't have
any merch right now. I reallydon't have anything at the moment. It's
exporting right now. Okay, Jeffery, you with me. I don't think
he reached. I think he justscratching his belly ors on beinger. I

(59:57):
don't know. I don't think that. I'll he's that type of person.
What do you think, Well,he just got back from maybe cleaning up
after the sniff quick wipe down.Just he just came back into the first
step. Oh man, I'm gonnahave to ask him. But let me

(01:00:17):
get this, Okay, did youever to say you like, he's not
the type of person. We're allthat type of person. If you're not
you've never have you ever scratched yourballs and sniffed? No, I never
scratched my asking I want to seewho need to scratch my ball? Your
nuts are never itchy? No,I mean my nuts. My nuts never
itchy. You've never scratched your nuts. Don't recall ever, I mean if

(01:00:42):
I do, I don't do itaround here. Every time he walks down
the hallway, he does this kindof walk because his nuts are so itchy.
He like kicks his knees out ashe's walking because he has itchy nuts.
I just recently, like a weekor two ago, I called my
wife in because I was I wasin the bathroom naked, and I was
about ready to get in the shower, and I'm just just standing there naked,

(01:01:05):
and I must have been like scratchingmy nuts or something, and I
felt something and I go, oh, that hurt a little bit. Loo.
I look down and I see it'slike a I don't know how to
explain it, a black spot,like about look about the size of a
tick. At first, I thoughta tick was on my ballsack. Oh
my god. So I look,but it's like a black spot right on

(01:01:32):
my ballsack and I go, ohmy god, I think I might have
ball cancer. So I call herin and I go, you got to
take a look at this. Thisis you know, this is embarrassing theater.
But you want a second opinion.I go, well, you get
these. So she gets, Imean, she gets down there. She's
like two inches from my ballsack andshe goes, I think it's an ingrown

(01:01:58):
hair that has now like gotten.I don't I don't know, like it's
almost not like a white head,but maybe a black I don't know what
a black head is. I don'tknow, but she goes it's hard to
follow. Well, so I said, are you sure that's what she goes?
I don't know. I might haveto go to the doctor. So

(01:02:19):
I kept an eye on it.It did disappear over about a week or
ten days or something. I don'thave anymore. Thankfully, it ever pop.
It never popped. Uh So Ithink what it almost looked like You
ever get one of those like,uh like something. It looks like it's
like blood under there, but it'snot bright red, it's like black.
Yeah, I don't. It kindof looked like that, like when you

(01:02:42):
pinch something. Yes, yes,you pinch your finger. Yeah, it
kind of looked like that. Butso I think it was maybe an ingrown
hair or something. I shaved myknutsack. It starts to grow back and
it can't pop out or whatever.I don't know what happened there. Waco
wants to know. Did Jeffrey sniffhis keys after he scratched his ass?

(01:03:07):
No? Oh yeah, so thisis the guy that never scratches his nuts
before, but he scratches his stretcheshis b hole with the keys. Is
this video somebody just happened to Imean the odds of this getting captured on
video where I mean, this wasjust a miracle that this was captured and
sent into us. Yeah, now, oh, here we go. There
it is on RMC TV. Sosomebody was following Jeffrey in a parking lot

(01:03:30):
of all places, and Jeffrey takeshis keys and just sticks the key as
car key right up his ass toscratch his butthole. And this guy happened
to capture that and he sent itinto the show. But you know,
you never scratch your nuts. Okay, impossible. What are you doing?

(01:03:54):
What are you doing? No,it's just look at something in the news.
You guys are talking about uh meratching my my scratching my ass with
my car key. It was likeover the clothes. It wasn't actually down
my clothes. And what are youlooking at in the news? Something something
to do with radio, just alittle article about uh two radio hosts quick

(01:04:15):
say Biden's campaign provided questions and beforeinterviews and just just read the first sentence
to radio host on Saturday that no, no, we don't care, which
is why you're not like pressing.We got a guy scratched his nuts and
smelling them, and we work withhim, and you're worried about a radio
column just testing what's in the news. I mean trying to you know here

(01:04:40):
is all right? So let's wegot no shizy today. I mean you
want to do? You got aball on office? All right? Let
me let me see this one more. Okay, So this is it?
Not zoomed in talking about like whatyou a kind of a customer that he

(01:05:01):
and his family had that he said, He goes, how'd you sleep over
the weekend? I said, Islept till noon on Sunday. He goes,
he goes, you, Oh,I wish I could do that.
Why because he was not zoomed in, it looks very incriminated. It's a
deep scratch, like it's just atopof his belt. No, no,
no, he went deep now zoomedin talking about like what he a kind

(01:05:25):
of a customer that he and hisfamily He just in a scene. So
he lifts him You ever, likeyou ever lift yourself off the seat with
the arm rests every yeah? Far? Or even just to get out of
the chair or yeah, just toa jug. Yeah, he's arned comfortable
chairs here, so he uh sohe lifts himself out of the chair.

(01:05:48):
A kind of a customer that heand his family had that he said,
he goes, how'd you sleep overthe weekend? I said, I slept
till noon on Sunday. See,I don't think he gets deep enough there
from this angle. Yeah, thatcould be a side nutsack, or it
could be on top. I'm troublewhat the top of the pelvis. Maybe

(01:06:11):
that was itching there. His pubesare like he's either way scratching around the
area. You can't deny that.It just doesn't seem like he gets his
scratch scratch scratch. Say that wasa couple of seconds. Oh, I
wish I couldn't a double smell.He like does a dirty Sanchez to himself
because he has a mustache. Hehas made my mustache. He does dirty

(01:06:31):
Sanchez. Save that for later.We had to wake up. Kind of
mustache. That guy is guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty. I kept
I'm the only one because they're allafraid. I think not guilty. No,
No, I honestly did I thinknot guilty. Is he out there?

(01:06:55):
Oh, Teter, you can gofind him, go get him.
Okay, how do I approach this? Excuse me, you're on the camera.
Scratch you bring it up to him. We want to talk to you.
We have some questions. Okay,let me see next time he's in
the other as bring him in havingsome Doug chair. Is that monitor working?
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, go ahead, go Jeffery.

(01:07:16):
You want to go grab him andcan ruin it? Okay, Jeffrey,
don't say a phone call, giveme hot yeah, accusation, no,
no, I know you're gonna go. I'm like, hey, we
asked him story. Let's see thishere he goes. You don't think somebody

(01:07:42):
has alerted him. Sure they havetexted him or something like, hey,
they're talking about you Rover show.But theater is gonna try to you can
see. You can see theater inthe background going up to the guy and
he's like, hey, we talkedto you about a breaking news story.
Okay, the guy he fell forit. Okay, it's time. But
okay, all right, So doI play the zoom dinner the not zoomed

(01:08:04):
in zoomed in? Okay, no, no, no, that we have
no screen in here, no,no in here, and yeah yeah yeah,
yeah, come on, yeah,yeah, okay, Hey, what's
happening on? How a ay man? I like the I like the old
timey baseball outfit. Thank you.When you're old and you look like Tokolby,
you just need to embrace it.I don't even know who that is

(01:08:27):
exactly, but bespectacled side arm throwerfor back of the seventies. Okay,
two and a half minutes. Allright, now, somebody was watching our
show. And if you watch andwhen we go to that camera, angle
the fart box you as you cansee here, you're in the background.
Normally now you're in here, butyou would normally see you in the background
between their head. An accusation hasbeen made. Oh okay, let me

(01:08:50):
show you the video I have.This is the this is wide frame,
and then I'll zoom in. Butthis is this is you can see yourself
in the background there. You seethat you're working on your peter and you
kind of adjust there. Yes,and then something happens here and then give
me a second and then and thenright there, let me zoom in all

(01:09:11):
of the functions one, two,three. The accusation has been made that
you stuck your hand on your pantsand you brought it back up and you
sniffed your ball sack. No,I mean here it is soumed in there
you are walking through it. Now, you lift yourself up almost like you're
gonna fart yep, and then scratchyour nuts back and see, okay,
actually right there, I was tuckingmy shirt and then in the middle.

(01:09:35):
Yeah, this is the most incriminatingpart right here, is it? Yeah?
It does. I'm either going fornose gold or combing my mustache over
the two. I can't tell.You're not You're not like, uh,
it wasn't using your ball sweat asmustache. As a matter of fact,
I just yelled a nephew for thateither Thursday or Friday holiday week and he
was doing the same thing. Buthe's going around over by our chicken coop

(01:09:56):
and he's like scratching around. You'relooking at that. No, no,
no, that. I don't thearm pit thing either, but it'll be
embarrassing as far as the sitting up. I have hemorrhoids. Oh that's why
I have that cation in my chair. And you see me doing that an
awful lot, because when you sitnine hours a day and the night says
you have no arse and you needto stand up, and you can't stand
up because everything's set for us orold does it hurt or does it itch

(01:10:18):
or what is it? Full ofthe above? So it's just best to
sit there and can you get surgeryfor this? Or I actually have some
schedule for the second week in August? No care? So yeah, for
there's gonna be a couple of dayssomebody else will be covering you ever look
at those things like back, Likedo you spread your bud cheeks to look
in the mirror and look at them? No? I haven't, but I
survived intestinal cancer about oh geez,fifteen sixteen years ago and the doctor was
so excited to show me what hisnew camera could do. And I'm like

(01:10:40):
that, just take it out.I don't care. What are you married
or have you ever saw can youtake a look at these for me?
These hamorrhids? Are you? Kindof sort of but it's one of those
lines you don't cross, you know, Like I don't know how much time
I have left time late for thenews, but like my wife just had
a rather personal procedure done yes severalweeks ago on one of her breasts,
and she kept saying, oh,you want to see do you want to
see to your see? Like no, don't ruin di sneeling for me.

(01:11:01):
I don't want to see that.Okay, all right, well but no,
yeah, all right, get backto your cushion over there. You
say you were not sniffing, yourpromise you I would not. I may
have been seeing if the soap dispenserdown the hallway has that that? What's
the worm looking for? Peerly clinicalnasty preparation? Okay, all right,
you go, all right, allright, there you go, uh from
the AM station changed my mind.All right, what is it, Charlie,

(01:11:26):
you've uh, here's a deflection.It was major deflection. So everyone
Kevin's face he was accused of rapingsomebody, and then he comes out and
says, well, no, hey, by the way, let me get
ahead of this. I'm gay.And he just says that. Everybody's like
he was hoping that what did youhave to do with what this other aspect?
Hoping the news would go, oh, Kevin Spacey comes out as gay,

(01:11:48):
we'll forget everything else. So Ithink that was that technique right there,
he goes, it wasn't sniffing myballs. I have hemorrhoids, okay,
and then we're like, oh,we feel so bad for you.
So is it possible was he itchingthat was he itching the hemorrhight and then
now the handle wasn't that far down. Jeez, wow, all right,

(01:12:11):
I grew one, by the way, right a day before we took the
four days off, I grew herhemorrhoid. Yeah, and what are you
doing that? It just happens.I haven't had one since we since I
was in LA. There's got tobe something that you're doing. Are you
straining? Are you shitting for extendedperiods? Are you uh? You know

(01:12:33):
you were doing all that work inyour backyard where you were that could be
just like the intense work I wasdoing it. Yeah, I don't know.
It seems to have gone away abit. It just popped out for
the for the weekend. How doyou how do you know that it pops
out? Like what's the well?First you feel slight discomfort. That feels
weird, So I need to Ineed to take a shower, swamp ass.

(01:12:56):
Something's kind of painful. Then Iwas taking the hardest I've ever had,
just like pure rock, just justrock poops and it was hurting and
I was like, oh my god, is it because of that? And
then when I'm in the shower,I touched it. I touched back there.
I could feel something protruding a littlebit, a really tiny bit,
and I was like, I thinkthis is coming back. What's the size

(01:13:19):
real half of a pee? Becausethe one you had in LA that was
big. That thing was barking.It was huge. Yeah. Yeah.
And then the guy he went tothis like weird doctor, the suffer doctor,
and he did he pop it himselfor not on purpose. He was
just in there touching it, touchingit vigorously with repeated motions, and he

(01:13:45):
popped it and you bled all overthe place. But I didn't know.
I didn't know you had popped ituntil we went back later that night.
It felt Once I was told itwas just to hem right, I felt
much better about it. And Ialso felt better just I didn't know why.
Turns out he had popped it.And then we walked around and I
was just bleeding the entire time walkingaround me. Since you're going on the
Hollywood sign, I'm just beating withthe walk of the Walk of Fame or

(01:14:08):
whatever, just bleeding out of myass. Now, this is nothing like
that. This is really minor.What is the procedure for hemorrhoids? You're
not supposed to pop them, oror if you pop them, doesn't provide
immediate relief. That was the onlyother one I've ever had. I don't
know that worked at that time.I'm not messing with it this time.
This is going away on its own. I kept it easy this weekend and

(01:14:30):
didn't do a lot of activities tokind of let it heal itself because I
don't want to pop it again.Ashley says, were over. I had
hemorrhoid surgery twice and it didn't work. What do they do? It was
the most painful surgery I've ever had. I've had eleven surgeries on my knee,
three on my arms, and notone was as painful as my hemorrhoid

(01:14:51):
surgeries. I mean, what dothey do? Just cut it out?
I know Super Scott always says,oh I'm gonna have surgery. Maybe he
had it and I don't know whatthat entails. Yeah, they probably cut
it out and then cauterize it.I would I guess. I don't know.
Interesting, it's just your vein right, just like getting big am I

(01:15:11):
wrong. I think you're right.This is Inflain. Well, why would
it happen there as opposed to anywhereelse? Straining and stuff. I don't
know because of the pressure. Well, all right, maybe we now have
a supposed explanation. Charlie's not buyingit. You still say guilty theater.
Even after his explanation, I've neverwaivered. Okay, I tell uh eight

(01:15:34):
sixty six year Rover. We'll beright back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hey,
on Rover's Morning, Lord Glorious.Cassie says, my dad had hemorrhoid

(01:16:05):
surgery and my mom said to her, I'm so bad. He wanted to
jump out the hospital window. Apparentlynot a pleasant surgery. I have Carrie
in Pennsylvania. You're on Roebridge,morna Glow. Good morning, Carrie,
Good morning, Bye. What's happening? So? I was listening to some
of your segments about the hemorrhoids,and I actually work for a general surgeon.

(01:16:30):
I got part of the segment wherehe was talking about how he was
bleeding. It sounds like he actuallyhad what's called Thrombo's hemorrhoid. It's a
hemorrhoid with a blood clot inside ofit. Oftentimes, the only way to
help these feel betters to actually physicallyremove the blood clot and let it heal
on it though, Oh well,I mean he just sounds like a doctor
popped it accidentally. Does that providerelief if you pop it? Well,

(01:16:56):
the initial procedure to have it usuallythey open up the part that's holding the
hemorrhoid and remove the clot with awith a scampel that The initial procedure is
very painful, but after the clock'sremoved it it's supposed to help a lot.
So did you actually work on thesetypes of surgeries or you just work
in the office. I work outpatient, so we do these minor procedures

(01:17:18):
in the office and then we'll schedulethe surgeries as impatient to have the hem
rhight. So do you have tolook at people's buttholes all day? I
look at a lot of but holes. Oh my god. All right,
well I work with a lot andyou you look at a lot. Okay,
all right, Kerrie, thank you. I appreciate it. Uh mm

(01:17:39):
hmm. Jeffrey, what were youtalking about? You saw something in the
news about radio people. What whatwas the story? Basically, it's two
radio hosts that got questions. Here, let me pull up I got the
story right here. Just tell me. It's basically just your real host got
questions before interviews? What do youwant to do? He wanted up ask

(01:17:59):
didn't want to get too into whatJoe Biden's up, you know, doing,
and why what the situation is givenis his to be performance. Who
are they interviewing? First of all, very no, just let me read
you the first second. I'll justexplain it, okay, because for some
reason Jeffrey can't summarize it. Uh. Radio people interviewing Biden. Yes,

(01:18:21):
Biden, Okay, that's the questionsfirst. Yeah, so the White House
sent them the question yes, correct, and they go, here are the
questions that you need to ask thepresident and they and they said okay.
Yeah, they got their marching onand got to see that part. I
don't know if they said okay orthey went along with it or not.
Well, I did see that.There's two hosts, one woman. This

(01:18:44):
was I think in Baltimore, Ibelieve, who is the host of a
radio show there. She interviewed Biden. They gave her eight questions to ask.
She asked, she said okay tofour of them. She asked these
four questions of Joe Biden. Andthen she tells people, hey, I
got these in advance and he stillscrewed up the interview. So what does

(01:19:05):
the radio station do? They firedher, Well, they fired this lady.
I can't believe it because she spilledthe beans about that. No,
because they say that her taking questionsin advance from the White House, that
does not meet our journalistic integrity.For whatever. This radio station, I

(01:19:28):
never heard of this radio station.I don't know what it is. And
if you're announcing everybody that you didget him beforehand, what's wrong with that?
You're saying, well, I don'tthink she announced it beforehand. I
think she had him. Oh yeah, well, no, I don't know.
It was before she got fired.She it was after she did the
interview. But the radio station says, well, you shouldn't have agreed to

(01:19:51):
that. You should have said forgetabout it. And look, I you
know, easier said than done.I said post, I don't know.
I mean, you have an interviewwith the President of the United States.
They're gonna send over, they havetalking points. They want you to talk
about the way I would handle somethinglike that is I get the questions.

(01:20:13):
This has happened to us countless timeswith people that you interview and they go,
oh, we don't talk about this, but here's what we want you
to talk about or ask, andyou go okay, and then you get
the person and you don't throw allthat out the window. That's what she
should have done, because I wouldagree to it too, to get an

(01:20:34):
interview with the President of the UnitedStates and say sure, okay, yeah,
whatever you say. Yeah, Ilove those questions. Then you get
on with the president, you askwhatever the hell you want. You say,
Hey, let me, guys,send me the questions in advance.
What's that all about? I believehe said he stumbled in the interview and
he called himself a black woman.Yeah, he confused himself for the Kamala

(01:20:57):
Harris. Now it was I thinka misspeak. I didn't hear the actual
segment. Believes he's the vice presidentof Tom Harris. They have to he
has to drop out of this race. I feel bad for him, but
he's got to. He's got todrop out. He's not going to he
said, he goes he's in LAwho Well, okay, he can tweet
that whatever. But the fact ofthe matter is a lot of people are

(01:21:21):
I think that debate opened up alot of people's eyes and a lot of
donors, a lot of just regularpeople, and and and they said,
you know, we can't, wecan't get behind this. This is going
to be a complete disaster. It'stoo late now. I think they were
hopeful. I think everyone probably hadsome concerns, some questions about his physical

(01:21:44):
and mental capacity over the past yearor two. But I think they're like,
well, you know, we'll worryabout that after the election. I
hope, you know, as longas he can beat Donald Trump, you
know, let's let's just go way. I'm seeing it way from based on
what I've been reading that I thinkBiden should drop out. Of a lot
of people thinking that Kamala Harris isthe answer, but that's not the case.

(01:22:06):
A lot of people think that MichiganGovernor Gravit, Gretchen Whitmer, what's
her name, Gretchen Whitmer, thegovernment Michigan, might be a very strong
candidate to replace He's going to jumpin and then win the president days.
Some people believe that she has theability because she's very level headed, very
spry, and whatnot, very young. Anyone's spry compared to Joe Biden.

(01:22:30):
Right, But if you look atthe legal standpoint, if okay, if
Biden were to resign, yes,Kamala Harris as vice president all becomes automatically
becomes the President of the United States, right, are right? But well,
no, no, he's not resigningfrom the president. I'm just saying
if he does, we're talking aboutthe election. Is he going to drop
out of the election. He candrop out of the election and say I'm
not running for reelection. But hestill remains President of the United States until

(01:22:55):
January of twenty twenty five, unlesshe does resign or something happens or whatever.
So, you know, I don'tknow, I just theater. I
know I was thinking of you whenI saw the tractor supply company. They
have backtracked on all their diversity,equity and inclusion initiatives. They're DEI initiatives.

(01:23:20):
They have twenty four hundred stores throughoutthe country. I've never been to
a tractor supply contact. You have, Yeah, but they sell what is
it like, home depot kind ofstuff. Anything you need for your your
garden or for outdoors, fertilizer,lon equipment, anything you need, well,
can you get it there. Theyapparently had a very robust DEI initiative

(01:23:46):
and it was called out by aconservative activist who was tweeting about it.
They were, you know, supportingpaying for sex change operations, they're paying
for pride parades, They're doing allthese things. And Tractor Supply Company now
has said, you know what,all those DEI initiatives forget about it.

(01:24:12):
Oh we're getting we're getting rid ofthese because they have Well this guy who
I guess he's some sort of conservativeactivist, Robbie Starbuck. I think I've
heard that name before. He musthave been he must have done something Kokie
in the past. I know heran for Congress and loss that says here
a couple of years ago, butI think he was he did something else
in the news, probably something cookie, I don't know, but he was

(01:24:35):
the one that called them out andtheir stock price went down five percent since
he posted this video and started callingthem out. And that's I guess what
supposedly for Tractor Supply Company to backtrackon DEI, which it made me think
of you, because you probably arehappy about this. I think it's a

(01:25:00):
wake up call they realized. Rover. I always say this, once you
go woke, you go broke,because people some people don't want to hear
that, and you vote. Yousupport a company with your pocketbook, and
if you're going to be doing thisrover people aren't going to go there and
shop. Well, I don't thinkcompanies should just stay out of this.
I know they can't help themselves.And then you know what, then at

(01:25:25):
back backfires, you lose business.Your business goes down. Look, I
guess I I you know, Idon't know if they should be Personally,
I say, don't get involved.I don't have I suppose I don't have
an issue if a company, forwhatever reason it wants to involved, But
but you have to understand there couldbe a consequence. And I'm not saying

(01:25:47):
there's anything wrong with what tractor supplycompany was doing. I don't even know
what they were doing exactly, butyou know they have these they have a
DEI council. They were funding dragevents. Why either if you're a tractor
supply yourself fertilizer, but you're sponsoringa drag Yeah, it doesn't drag reading

(01:26:09):
hour. And they have backed offof all of that. But I would
say, if you look at thebud Light stuff, where you know what
happened to bud Light, people stillholding grudges. I think a company should
say and it has nothing to do. I don't know. Maybe this guy,
maybe Robbie Starbuck, is anti gay. A lot of people are like,

(01:26:30):
look during Pride Month, you're gonnacall them out. You're a bigot.
So I don't know what his storyis, but it doesn't matter whether
it whatever the political agenda or socialagenda is, I say companies should just
stay out of it. There arecompanies that are paying. I know people

(01:26:53):
that will joke with me about it. They work for these big companies and
they will get paid to participate.Every month, they have a certain number
of hours that they have to devoteto DEI stuff. I know this sounds
crazy, but they have to study. You know, you can pick what

(01:27:16):
you want to do, so youcan go, oh, I'm going to
listen to a podcast about black transgenderwomen or whatever the case may be.
And they, the companies pay forthis. They pay you for your time
to study this DEI stuff. Doyou really need that? No? Absolutely

(01:27:38):
not. I don't know what thehell's wrong. You know, companies are
here to make money. I don'tknow how that makes you money. That
every employee of yours, thousands ofemployees, you're paying every month to study
this stuff and to go through thisstuff. No, they should. The
fact that any company spends any moneyon that is absolutely ludic. Chris.

(01:28:00):
You should be you know what youshould do. Your people should be out
there selling stuff or whatever it is, or manufacturing stuff or whatever it is
that your company is doing, notlearning this stuff. I don't get it,
but somehow now companies are supposed to, you know, be in charge
of people's social well being and socialagenda. That's for your church or your

(01:28:25):
community organization. You want to getinto that stuff. You want to get
into whatever you're doing with your church. Five. I don't think this company
should pay for that. If ifyou want to go out and you want
to you want to be a prideadvocate or whatever, Okay, great,
I don't think the company should payyou to do that. It's it's crazy.

(01:28:49):
So well people come back to thistractor supply, the people that left
over all this, are they goingto come back now that they're kind of
backtracked. I don't think people actuallyreally left. I think the two choices,
like you were saying, tractor supplyor home depot, and you're kind
of you keep seeing them in thenews supporting stuff. Then maybe you don't
agree with Depo's doing all the samestuff either. I don't hear about that.

(01:29:10):
I bet they are. All thesebig companies are doing this. Is
Tractor Supply really comparable Home Depot?I mean they have the same What stuff
do you need? If you lookup something, look up fertilizer, They're
going to have it at Home Depot. They're gonna have it at Tractor Supply.
Oh I thought it was for likehorses and stuff. I've got fertilizer
there before lad care anything you canthink of, lawn spreaders like it is

(01:29:33):
it. I've never been for farmersand stuff that too. But I'm saying
this stuff that I needed was justfertilizer. I just went there and got
it. So if I if Ineeded a weed whacker, I could get
it there. Oh yeah, ifI needed a garden hose, I'm going
to get it there. Got it. What about do they have stuff?
Do they have power tools and thingslike that or that? I never shop,

(01:29:54):
but I'm guessing they would have thatif they're smart. Well anyhow,
I guess h I guess they've backtrackedon that, And now I would say
this, I don't think anyone actuallyboycotted them. I think the stock price.
Stock prices swing and vary and goup and down five percent. Probably
it was like a normal you know, they for whatever reason, they're stock.

(01:30:15):
I don't think it had anything todo with this. But they were
afraid of of of a boycott.They were afraid of backlash. A lot
of people, a lot of theseconservative activists. They did indeed reach out
to Trey. We're never gonna shoutthere again. People say that, but
if if that's right down the streetfrom you and the next place is ten
minutes away, people are lazy.They're gonna go. I'm gonna go to

(01:30:38):
the most convenient place. That's it. I mean I certainly would. Yeah,
they have power tools there. Ilooked it up. Yeah, I've
got to take a break. Eightsix six of yo Rover is our number,
Ted in Pennsylvania, quickly, goahead, Ted, Yeah, I'm
calling about Charlie's crop with his hem'shemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, yes, yes,

(01:31:00):
yeah. If he had a diethigh in fiber, I think that would
cut down the hemorrhoids or stop pushingso hard. Well, he did say
that it was like cement, likeconcrete. You're it's usually not usually I'm
pretty you know, pretty regular,like a pretty normal consistency, but out
of nowhere I get some hard ones. Yeah. Yeah, he's very proud

(01:31:20):
of the consistency of his turns.But so you need a higher fiber in
order to get the meta useful.Maybe, uh huh, I've got to
take a break. We'll be rightback. Hang on Roper's Morning Glory.
We're back to the favorite show oflightning, back screen minimizers and time clock
Milkers Worldwide. Wait did somebody sayMilkers Grover's Morning Glory. Later on you

(01:31:46):
can go back to porn. Hup. Tito is in the kink community,

(01:32:18):
and he says there are many ofus that get stuff from Tractor Supply Company,
crops, whips, rot. Iguess it's big for people into kinkiness.
Kathy, you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Kathy, Hey,
good morning, Hey, what's happening? Awesome? I was going to
say Tractor Supply is geared more towardsfirms. They have prectors and stuff because

(01:32:42):
they do so a lot of farmequipment, and they have their own brand
of dog and cat foods that peopleloved and they swear by it. And
then in every spring or whenever,they always had baby chicks and baby tens
and stuffy ducks. You can gobuy them. Yeah, there was like
that guy that just came in here, the guy that you thought was snip
from his ass theater sim of hisfinger. He was talking about chickens,

(01:33:04):
like they have chickens and stuff runaround the house or what a farm or
something he lives on. Kathy,thank you. Maybe if you need a
new hog tank, Charlie, youcan. I think that takes you where
I got my How did you?Yeah, here's somebody says, I work
for a big home goods store.They're probably worse the directors supply. They

(01:33:30):
force employees to partake in DEI eventsand force us to celebrate these events,
even against our own religious beliefs.If you don't participate, you're labeled as
a racist or a bigot or whatever. I completely agree with you. Companies
should just stay out of this stuff. Yeah. Absolutely. Somebody just sent

(01:33:51):
me not long ago, since Iforwarded it to you. They were applying
for a job and online this isthere is a screen grab of what they
were asked. Let's see here whatpronouns do you use? Oh, that's
a lot he m m her hI r h I r she her z

(01:34:19):
her fay fair, they them Ie y slash e M I am or
who? Who? H u slashh u. This is a real screen
grab of somebody's job application, likewho who who? I've never seen those?

(01:34:44):
Bottom three? What about who?Ha? I like that? Who?
What about your who has bus?Rams? Uh? What'd you say?
Diet? I've never heard of those? The bottom three? The fay
fear? What is that? Ihave no idea, never seen that before.
Those are surely you're not supposed toask people various questions and job interviews,
you know, like what's your sexuality, what's your marital status? You

(01:35:08):
know that that kind of stuff?Aren't you sort of aren't you sort of
getting to that if you're asking thesekinds of questions this specific? Is that
what you're saying? Yeah? Anddo you think which would you have a
better chance of getting a callback forthese days? He? Him? Or

(01:35:33):
if you put was the other one? Maybe? You know, if you
put him on your application? Orfay fay or fa e slash f a
e r is it irish? Whatis that? I have no idea to
look it up. I wonder youknow, I bet a lot of these
companies say, we've got to fillsome quotas. Let's go for Ji jim.
That's what I'm thinking. That'd beyour best chance. You just do

(01:35:56):
heed him? Uh me, lookup? But what is it? F
A E slash f a e RF a E slash f a E R
Does that even come? Okay?Here? It is it's self pronouns?
And could you imagine if somebody camein and they go, listen, I'm

(01:36:17):
I'm fay fare from from here onout, and then if you screw that
up, Oh oh, you're theone who's you're in trouble. Yeah,
I called them a he. Idon't know, I'm a faye. But
aren't pronouns like don't use that whenthe person's not even in the room,
because otherwise just call them by theirname. You don't say their pronounce to

(01:36:39):
their face. I don't think,do you what's he doing to somebody?
No, that's no. But whatif you're in a conversation with a group
of people. Okay, all right? If I remember, there's a grocery
store in town and on the nametag it had their pronouns. Why would
you need that blow their name?Let me see here. I cannot figure

(01:37:00):
out what this means. What isthis? Is there a definition or I'm
trying to find out. Okay,here is a guide to pronouns from I
in the Indiana State something maybe IndianaState University. I don't know. Okay,

(01:37:24):
let's see now this doesn't explain itto me. I just just has
one. Uh don't know. Stilldon't know. Fair self. Oh my
god, this has come on?What is this? Where do you see
that? Oh again, fair self, air self himself, perself, herself

(01:37:46):
themselves. You could go f verseself or per self. This is crazy.
I don't know what's who? Who? I'm sorry, that's how.
I don't know. I don't that'smy favorite one. Hu slash Hu.
I think that that maybe is likesomeone like, Okay, I'm not Maybe

(01:38:08):
I'm asexual and I'm just I'm ahuman. I'm a HQ. I like
that. Perhaps I don't know.There's a Charlie. You said that you
were taking some some concrete like dumpsthat you thought maybe might have led to
your hemorrhoid that you had. Well, I don't know if it led to

(01:38:29):
it. It was not helping thesituation. Sharp. Well, there's a
guy that had a little bit ofan issue with the consistency of his excrements.
His name is Derek Blasberg. I'venever heard of this guy, but
apparently he's somebody that associates with alot of famous people. He is a

(01:38:54):
fashion journalist and an author. Here'sa picture of him. There, dapper
a guy right now. There heis in his suit. It's like a
normal guy. Yeah, just kindof a normal guy. But he's he's
forty two years old. He's closefriends with all sorts of famous people for
whatever reason. Jeff Bezos's friend,Kate Hudson, Carly Class, Kendall Jenner,

(01:39:17):
Sienna Miller, a lot of connections. He's also, I guess,
close friends with Gwyneth Paltrow. Soa story went around, a blind item
went around about something that happened atGwyneth Paltrow's mansion not long ago, and

(01:39:38):
he now they didn't know who itwas, but he has now been identified
as the perpetrator, or maybe weshould say puopetrader in this case. He
apparently was staying at Gwyneth Paltrow's mansionand he was spending the night over there,
and in the middle of the nightI guess this guy supposedly theoretically would

(01:39:59):
just according to what they're saying,is that he is on ozempic, and
ozempic can cause all sorts of sideeffects, vomiting, nausea, diarrhea.
So he's at Gwyneth Paltrow's home.He's taking this ozempic. Don't know how
long he's been on it, two, three o'clock in the morning, whatever.
He must have a gurgling in hisstomach. Apparently he has explosive diarrhea

(01:40:25):
all over the bed. Yes,I mean, you're in Gwyneth Paltrow's mansion.
It's probably you know, the sparebedroom. It's not like not like
you know, maybe your house,deer, you have a spare bedroom.
What is it. It's like ait's like a mattress. It's not even
on a bed frame, you know, right, Yeah, I'm sure at
Gwyneth Paltrow's mega mansion, it's probablyyou know, the the guest bedroom is

(01:40:49):
probably a thousand or two thousand squarefeet. Probably have your own bathroom,
your own you know, everything.So he just craps all over the bed
explosive diarrhea. Now what is whatis one supposed to do after you do
this? Oh, you're in trouble, buddy, What do you do?
You got to find a way toclean up the sheets. Just throw them

(01:41:11):
out the window, take all shees, throw them out, pull your car
around, put them in the trunk, and get the hell out of there.
Because you can't leave any evidence.This will get out. And now
look they're writing blind items about it. Yeah. Yeah, and my gossip
in the paper and stuff. Yeah, and found the guys it traces me
identified. Yeah, they've they've identifiedwho it is. Oh, oh uh?
And what he did? Allegedly hejust left the scene of the crime

(01:41:36):
in the middle of the night.He just he just got up, He
got out of there, got inhis car and drove back to Manhattan or
where. It's the best move Ithink, just leave it. But if
Gwyneth knows who's if there's people sleepingover, doesn't you kind of know this
guy was sleeping here. I'm sureshe has a lot of guests bedrooms,
but you kind of know. Ihave an idea this guy was the one
who slept in this bed. Yeah, but hopefully you can just go it

(01:41:59):
wasn't me. I don't know.Well, or maybe maybe you have a
party at your mega mansion. Maybethere's like a hundred people there, and
maybe you have twenty five bedrooms.I don't know, so maybe you don't
even know who is sleeping in whatbedroom. Okay, if you were just
passing out, that's your only hope. Maybe nobody saw me go in this
bedroom, and that can just takeoff. So he apparently explosive diary at

(01:42:21):
all over? Could you imagine,Jeffrey think about this for just a second
accident? How embarrassing would it beif you if you had a diary accident
like this at Gwyneth Paltrow's home andnow it's in the media, and you'll
you think this guy will ever liveit down? No, because let's see,

(01:42:42):
uh the ones I had at theold studio. Do you think you
ever guys ever let me leave thatdown? I don't think. So he's
not gonna live this down, Imean you don't, Glad Patro. I
mean he's probably gonna like blast itall over the media and everything like that,
has to clean up his excrement andall that. Oh oh, I
kind of stop. Well, apparentlythe way that he's unfortunate accident in my
ass. Apparently the way very muchdiscovered was that. So this guy crapped

(01:43:08):
all explosive diary and then just leavesthe scene of the crime, gets to
this car, drives away in themiddle of the night, doesn't say anything.
Gwyneth Paltrow tells Oprah Winfrey. OprahWinfrey tells Jerry Seinfeld, Oh what
is this? Just tells Arry Seinfeldtells Larry David And then that story ends

(01:43:29):
up in the news, and that'show it just makes its way around.
Well, you have to tell somebodyif they tell you this story. Hey,
this guy explosive diarrhea on the bedand just took off. Oh,
I gotta call Jerry Seinfeld. Doyou think there's a market for you know,
Jeffrey has a couple of jobs.He works here, he works at
the fence company. Is there amarket for some sort of like a trauma

(01:43:50):
counselor, you know, like they'llhave like a you know, if you
have some sort of trauma it's amedical thing, a cancer survivor or if
it's a rape survivor or whatever,they have counselors. Oh, I've been
through the same thing, addicts.You know, I was an addict whatever,

(01:44:12):
and they will counsel people because they'velived through this. Sure is there
a market for Jeffrey to be somesort of diarrhea counselor, a cock cock
counselor. And anyone who has anembarrassing, embarrassing episode like this, you
can really walk them through the variousstages. Hey, yeah, I'm for

(01:44:34):
like AA meeting like inal anonymous.No, I'd make the worst counselor in
the world now, but you shutdown. You can share your journeys.
No, like my salon going,Thank you very much? Do you guys?
I haven't lived that down in thelast ten thirteen years. Have you
been through this show for the pastthirteen years? You walk through this so

(01:44:55):
you have experience. You could tellpeople what it's like. How'd you recover
from it? I haven't recovered fromit because he still talk about it.
How can I recover him when youguys still talk about it. But don't
you always know where bathroom's at atall times? Oh? Yeah, I
definitely always has you to be.We can't build one right here in the
back of the fart box, soif I had to take an emergency dumb,
I'm not far from the phones notfar from the room that has its
reputation for farts. Here comes thepants A long time as a disaster up

(01:45:25):
with open up, I stealed upin this flat. This guy will have
songs made by well, they're gonnawrite him to any more parties, right,
he's gonna be banned like the bamfrom all day of this stuff.
Now. According to one it says, it's not ozempic. That's just the

(01:45:45):
excuse that he gave. I don'tknow how would how else would this happen
if it wasn't ozempic. He's justgot so wasted that he just literally crapped
the bed. I've heard of peopledoing that. Oh my god, you
you pee and poop just in themiddle of the night because you're so used
to loose control of all your bowels. Maybe if you're so wasted. I
just this just happened. The Icrap the bed. But just over the

(01:46:08):
over the vacation that we were on, I was I did a lot of
drinking. I think I what wasI one eighty nine or something on the
scale the other day. I thinkI've gained some weight because I just I
drank a lot. My wife wasgiving me these apparrel sprints she's making them.
I'm I'm over at the in lawsand you know, barbecuing all this,

(01:46:30):
and probably about five o'clock one night, we went to bed about midnight,
one o'clock after drinking for hours.I guess it was Saturday night.
Five five point thirty in the morning, I start having I don't know if
you guys do this. I'm asleep, but I start dreaming about crapping my
pants, like out in public orsomething, or driving, or I'm back

(01:46:56):
in school or something in high school, and I'm like, oh, I'm
gonna crap my pants here in theclassroom. You ever have this? No?
And I start dreaming about that,and I wake up and in reality,
I'm dreaming about this because my stomachis gurgling so hard that I immediately
have to just run downstairs and haveexplosive diarrhea. The second sign your body's

(01:47:17):
waking yourself up, right. Yeah, believe it or not. Diarrhea is
a side effective opic. Is itreally? Yes? I can just search
work to look it up, itsays. And also it's causes the stomach
problems nausea diarrhea If one out ofthe abdominal pain and constipation. So those
are one of the side of manyside effects of ozepic. It's why they
don't take the stuff. Thank god, I don't need to take it.

(01:47:38):
And you don't have a weight problem. I don't. I don't have to
wait to eat. Oh my god, where were we? I'm totally sicked

(01:48:01):
here. You guys were talking aboutthis guy having a major diria accident somebody's
mansion, and now he might bepossively band from all alas events because of
this issue. And he's using isthat big as an excuse. What would
you do, Jeff? If you'reat a party and this happens, You're
sleeping over somewhere and midnight you wakeup, you go, I just crap
the bed. What do you do? I get the hell out of there
and make sure it doesn't Try andclean up. Try to clean up if

(01:48:25):
I if I have, I said, I have ready access to uh Washington
dryer and the strongest bleaching lot.Get my hand. He's not trying to
clean it up like in a way. If there are people there, he
would just take the sheets and thenhe'd walk past everyone, like he did
at that hotel in Miami. Youremember that that was horrible. I think,
was it uh who cramped on whom? It was the grossest thing I

(01:48:49):
think, and the whole time I'vebeen on the show, the grossest thing
I had ever personally witnessed. AndI had to be in charge of disposing
of the waste, right, andwe had a He got the back door
because I was ready to go throughthe lobbry. But you just go through
the back door legend, but hewanted to go through the lobby of the
hotel. We have to go pastthe lobby with to come of the people
at the front desk. No,no, we don't. Let's go out

(01:49:10):
the back door. For some reason, took you. I took you up
on your So where you going totell them at the front desk? I
don't know. I was gonna thinkof something, but why say, oh,
yes, colleague had a diary accidentand I have to dispose of the
waist that we were closest scene tothe webs. I thought that was the
quickest way to get So you're gonnawalk out through the lobby of the hotel

(01:49:31):
and you're gonna stop at the frontdesk. If I was gonna walk past
the front desk. But in theEventually they stopped me. I can I'm
just gonna say, hey, look, friend of mine just had a diaryeca
and I'm just trying to clean upthe mask. You wanted to stop at
the front desk for some reason.I really had to talk about Go Jeffery,
We're not going to the front.We're going out this back door.
We're gonna dump it goes. No, no, he goes. He really
wanted to go to the front.I don't know why hot chick work chicks

(01:49:54):
there. Hey yeah, right,like I said, Rover, that is
the worst impression of me i've heard. I don't know how you're You're not
going to improve it, trust me. Okay, maybe Charlie, can I
do you still have any of yourblack market ozempic? I have, I

(01:50:15):
think one shot left, but it'sbeen a couple might have to like give
me it's been like six months sinceI used it. Does it expire?
I don't actually, I guess eightten months. It's been a while,
so I don't know if it's expired. I need to get some more.
I need to find a dealer.I told I told my wife, I
say listen, so I know whereI go and I know We're on vacation

(01:50:38):
the last couple of days last week, so I know that we're going to
be going over and barbecuing and allthis kind of stuff. I said,
listen, don't allow mass amounts offood. And then one time we even
ate, and then I had togo over to the in laws to do
something over there, and I said, don't no food, we already ate.

(01:50:59):
I don't need food, and shegoes, okay, and then immediately
what comes out. I'm meat andcheese tray and potato chips. And it's
still say no. If it's infront of me, I cannot stop myself.
If you just eate, you're fool. You still can't help. Now
it's almost like some sort of weirdI don't know, it's almost like some
sort of weird thing, like likeI have to eat it, like I

(01:51:21):
have to eat it before somebody elseeats it, or something like. I
don't know. Maybe I'm just soselfish that if there's food and it's there,
I want to stuff my face beforesomebody else stuffs their face. I
don't know. I stopped that Marksyesterday to pick up some corn beef and
with cheese. We did cornby sandwichesyesterday because it was kind of two out
to cook, so we just hadto something kind of cold and throw like
picnicky if you'l and I just Ijust happened to see the new latest flavor

(01:51:45):
of Pringles, the potato chips Cheesetake flavored potato chips. Would you buy
some? Yeah? I bought some. Yeah, tried some in it pretty
good. They also have bagel flavoredones too, Like the two latest flavors.
I was like, I'm saying tomyself, what in the world of
these potential companies are gonna come upwith next? One time Lazy had a
flavor of chicken and waffles. Ohthat sounds good. Did you buy him

(01:52:09):
well, well, back when whenhe was still available, Yeah, I
bought an bag So it works becauseyou want to try all these different flavors.
Smart All right, I've got totake a break. Our number is
eight six six. You're over eightsix six nine sixty seven six eight three
seven. Here's somebody who says mybuddy had a girl crap his bed after

(01:52:30):
they had backdoor action back in highschool. Do you think that actually happened
or was that just like a storythat was told after you broke up with
the girl, you want to getback at her. Oh, she craped
my bed. Just happened in myhigh school too. But does this really
happen or is this fake? Inever questioned it, you just took it
through real. But now that youjust don't love the girl he has the

(01:52:54):
same exact story, Now I'm startingto question. It might be one of
those things that every high school hasthe girl gus supposedly crap, you got
the hot talk girl and then youhave this girl. All right, I
gotta take a break. We'll beright back. Hang on, Morning Glory,
finding a pube stuck in your teethisn't as bad as finding a tooth

(01:53:15):
stuck in your pubes. Hey,things can always be worse. A friendly
reminder from rovers Morning Glory. Jeffrey, I know that you wanted to take
your kids to see the fireworks forthe Fourth of July. Did you go

(01:53:39):
on any other Did you go onany road trips or anything over that We
were off for a few days.Yeah, I mean we want any road
with but we I didn't do mywrestling event on Saturday. Oh yeah,
we visit Like I said, wevisited my dad on Sunday. And we
put a little US flag on myson's summer tap up grave ah from before

(01:54:00):
the July. Before the July,I see the wrestling event go it went
well? Uh the the pizza shopwhere it was held. That actually the
guy that owns the place, hisson, Johnny Gargano, actually wrestles in
w w E. The pizza shop. Yeah, so you had a rationling
event at a pizza shop. Yeah, well we it was in it was

(01:54:21):
it was in it, it wasin. There was like a piece of
a space in the back of it. It was an outdoor It was an
outdoor event. They have a ringin the back of the ring and everything.
We brought our ring in and setit up and you know there any
fights still into the pizza shop.You throw a guy like into the oven
and hit him with one of thosebig pizza paste. None of that happened.
Nothing. No, but the thegentleman that owns this particular shop his

(01:54:45):
son, like I said, JohnnyGargano, that's his dad and wrestles in
w w E. H So we'rehoping to hopefully, uh we get to
do another event there before because itwas a good turnout both mister and missus.
Guy and we're very very nice towalk. Yeah. Really, Gargano,
he's talk sloating. Hey, I'mnot Hey, I can't be I

(01:55:06):
gotta I gotta fill in for Douchi'stalk sloting Doe. She's not here today.
She's out this week on vacation.And Crystal is out today. She'll
be back tomorrow, speaking of wrestlingaround over the holiday. Danny Trejoe,
you know the actor he's like,uh, they I don't know if he's

(01:55:26):
actually Mexican or what, but theHispanic actor with all the tattoo and everything.
Yes, the main guy in Daddy'sin Heat. It's been around a
long time, long time, andhe had just like the perfect look for
when a part called for you needa gangster or you know, like a
guy in a in a gang orsome sort of Mexican mafia guy or whatever.

(01:55:49):
He just had the look to beto play that. I think that's
how he started. Remember con Airwith Nicholas Cage. Yeah, I think
he was giving advice on the movieset and they're like, dude, forget
it, you should just be inthe movie. You look like a rapist
and a gangster. And in thescene he works. Thanks. Yeah,
In the scene he rapes one ofthe jail guards, but they're like,

(01:56:10):
you should just be in it.I find that hard to believe. I
swear I heard the story before.Why would he be doing it? Why
would they need him to advise anythingon in prison? So he was an
advisor to all the prison mates,and they go, you're so well at
doing this, we're gonna put youin the movie. I don't believe that
story. I believe that, butI don't believe that he was just I

(01:56:31):
don't. I think I saw Conyerdav DP go ahead and makes as a
good story. Is that really true? Yes? Because he has that look.
Did you ever see con Air behindthe scenes documentary. I've seen behind
the scenes stuff on Conny here,but like in full middle jacket, sad
thing. Lee Ermi was brought onto be the technical advisor for the for
the original actor playing a drill instructor, but Stan Couper liked him. He

(01:56:55):
put Ermie in the movie instead ofthe actual actor because Ermie had the experience
of being drill instructor and you gotto throw all the insults, many of
which I can't repeat on the air. So believe it at that, let's
see here. I don't see anythingabout this on con Let me see,
I'm honest, Wikipedia right now,there's a story about Him'm gonna tell you
it. See in just a second, because he had a let's see,

(01:57:19):
what year did con Air come out? Ninety seven? All right, big
movie, one blockbuster. He wasin an episode of bay Watch. I
mean, the guy started acting inthe eighties, So I I don't even
see anything about con Air. Andoh, here it is. Trejoe described

(01:57:45):
nineteen ninety seven's con Air as amacho fest from the start, and the
cast were often pulling pranks on oneanother. Yeah, your story is just
made up, dear, okay,and I know I heard it. You
might have heard. Yeah, maybeit wasn't true. Well, here he
is. This is true. Hewas in a Fourth of July parade and

(01:58:08):
it's sort of like a janky assFourth of July parade somewhere in California,
and he's in this older car convertibleand somebody allegedly I guess there's somebody threw
a water balloon at him. Ohno, not Danny Trey Howe. Come

(01:58:28):
on, So they throw a waterballoon at him, It hits him,
and he gets out of the car. Now, Danny Trey, howe you
think of him from these movies likecon Air? What did you say?
That was he seven ninety seven?So you think of him like what he
looked like in nineteen ninety seven.He's eighty years old. Eighty yeah,
oh wow, he's eighty years old. And so he gets out of the

(01:58:51):
car and he goes to fight theguy. Well, I don't blame him.
Yeah, if you got hit withsomething, well, here's here's a
little bit. If you fire upour GTV, you can watch. This
is from the news out there.Listen to this. A water balloon was
thrown at his head in the vintagecar Danny Trejo was participating in the Sunlin
to Hongo Fourth of July parade,but after he was hit by a water

(01:59:14):
balloon, Danny stepped out of hiscar and chaos ensued. Another water balloon
was thrown at had Punches were thrown, people fell down, blood everywhere.
I think, Mario, gentlemen,God hit They cut his eye open.
Mario is Janny's best friend. Yeah, this guy is this is Mario and
he is I mean, he's bleedinga lot here. He and Danny were

(01:59:39):
both punched and they fell to theground. This is right after that where
everybody was going wild. Arnie Bramiamwas there and captured the scene on his
cellphone. First he was more likeconfronting. It wasn't like he went there
to hit somebody. But then Ithink once he got hit, he was
throwing punches and was he hurt.He didn't seem hurt. I think Danny
Trail getting getting knocked on to theground here, so he gets he walks

(02:00:02):
over, immediately gets he walks over, and it's like some young guy who's
in his twenties just pops on.He hurt. He didn't seem hurt.
I think he was more. Andthen that's his buddy. This is his
buddy in the white tank top righthere. So he runs over after Danny
Trejo and yeah, these guys areboth like old. So somebody see now

(02:00:23):
this guy, his buddy, doesn'ttry to throw any punches or anything.
He just runs over and somebody immediatelyjust pops him too. He didn't seem
hurt. I think he was more. I don't think he down. He
gets I mean three shots to thehead. He's down on the ground.
Trey Hill's down on the ground.They got their asses handed to him.

(02:00:44):
Was it the same guy? Iwatched him go back into the dark and
he come back out. You're kiddingme. I thought it was two guys.
I thought it was like one guy. Let me see. I thought
it was one guy and then it'sthrow. Was he hurt? He didn't
seem hurt. I think he wasmore. I don't think he was physically
hurt. I think he was upset. He was angry, and angry is

(02:01:05):
a mask for pain. But atthe same time he was I think the
blood was boiled. So after thefact, maybe he must have some pain,
whether it's in his head or neckor back, but at the moment,
he didn't show any pain. Arniesays he feels really bad this happened
because he knows Danny. He's agood guy. Ip I Apolo Jazz to

(02:01:26):
Danny, I know you're a goodman. You're a humble man. Then
thank you for taking your time andcoming down to our Fourth of July parade,
and I'm sorry on behalf of ourcommunity. We love you, we
appreciate you, and we thank you. Now. I understand the police were
there and they talked to Danny,but Danny chose not to file any charges,

(02:01:47):
so Danny will just have this guykilled. Perhaps if you look at
the first frame of the video,he's he's in this car in the parade
and there's a motorcycle cop right behindhim. See this right there there,
right there? So I don't knowthe em't press chargers, I guess.
But what would you do theeter you'rein a you know, let's say,

(02:02:10):
where'd you go to school, Willoughbyor something. Uh, let's say they
invited you to be in there Fourthof July parade because he went to high
school. Out there, the localcelebrity theater is gonna and you're riding around
in a convertible and somebody throws awater balloon at you. What do you
do? Probably the same thing.You don't know is that water? Is
that pee? Is that urine?You just feel some kind of list knocking

(02:02:32):
around with pea filled water bowl.High school kids they think it's a funny
prank. So let's just throw awater blown at theater and it's fill with
pe. You have no idea whereit is. That's self defense. You
assaulted me, I'm gonna get I'mgonna hit you in the face, so
you get out. You would youwould do just what Danny Treo did.
I traced it down and find thekid who threw it. Yeah, try
to find who was in the crowd, and chase him. Yeah, of

(02:02:54):
course, you punch him right inthe face. You threw a blue at
me. It hit Danny in thehead. Yeah, I saw the video.
Oh I didn't see that one.The second time he got hit.
Yeah, he's just standing in thecrowd and another balloon hits it right in
the face. Oh, yeah,I saw that. It's the second one.
Yeah, that could be that's urine. The water balloons to the Fourth
of July parade. I just findthat to be a little bit strange.
But as you say, maybe it'sfilled with the urin. I guarantee you

(02:03:15):
it is. So you go overthere, you would punch the guy immediately.
The self defense, you say,Is that self defense? He's sitting
in a car if something strikes himin the face. Yeah. If I
threw someone and get a cop,would that been assault on a cop?
Yeah, okay, same thing.That's assault. You got hit in the
face with something, probably was urine. Might might be water, but I'm
guessing it's urine because it's funnier yes, you have every right to defend yourself.

(02:03:40):
Yeah, people get pissed about waterballoons. When I lived my first
apartment was across the street from abar, and we had a water three
man water balloon slingshot. We usedto be able to stand at my window
and shoot water balloons at the doorof the bar and they'd get so mad
when you hit them. One wouldimagine flying. Why would you because it's
funny, you're like surprised at this. People get mad when you know you

(02:04:05):
I was letting you know miles perhour and explode. I was just letting
you know because you were like whatpeople would be mad about, and letting
you know people would be mad.I know, I agree, people would
be mad. They got real mad. And what would they do did they
know it came from you? Well, mostly just screamed. Well they you
know, we'd hide after we'd doit, and they'd be all wet and

(02:04:27):
pissed off. And that's funny.But one time they caught us and they
knew what apartment we're in, andthey someone got in the building and then
into the apartment and luckily my fronthad a knife, so get out.
Wait a second. So they gotinto the apartment building they're in. They
how they get into the front doorof the apartment has been un locked.
I don't know. Okay, it'sstupid. You guys are so fun and

(02:04:51):
then your friend has to pull aknife on them. And I believe that's
what happened. Happened really quick.They got in fast, all wet.
Man. Those water balloons are tight. That's like getting hit by a baseball.
When they hit you. Yes,where are the small ones? You're
thinking of the big ones that theyexplode in Wagasang, But when they first

(02:05:11):
hit you and they're getting might evenhurt. But it's gonna get hit by
the base Okay, So you couldso you if i'd the choice, Yeah,
I know. Okay, that's whyI'm asking. So I could get
a three man sling shot. LikeCharlie said, we could put a baseball
in there or a water balloon inthere. You say, I take either
one. I'm gonna pick the waterballoon. But I'm staying it still hurts,
especially three man s things out.Those things fly, they hit you,
it's gonna explode, it's gonna sting. I guarantee. Try was peeing

(02:05:35):
in those balloons? Did you dothat no, hogs are too big to
fit in a balloon, kind oflike theeter. Right, Uh so what
would you do if you're at thisFourth of July event and the guy next
to you, maybe it's your buddy, he's like, ah, whether you
know he's gonna do it or not, he throws this water balloon, hits

(02:05:57):
Danny Trejo. Danny gets out,comes over, confronts you, guys,
what do you do? Then,well, then he can't. He can't
throw a punch down. He's stillit's Danny Treyhill. He's a celebrity.
You shouldn't assault somebody. He's known, he's he's a list. So just
me and my buddy. Come on, So you're telling me in your case,
if you're the one in the carand you get hit by the water

(02:06:19):
balloon, you can go over andpunch somebody in the face. Right.
Danny Treyhill comes over and it's youand your buddy, he confronts you and
your buddy. Then Danny Trainhill isnot allowed to pump. Oh yeah,
then he should go Yeah, hey, you've been around the block. You've
been you've been in a business forthirty years. You know that you could
should expect this, So you wouldpunch Danny Treehill if he came over.

(02:06:40):
Oh yeah, I lay him outeighty years old. So how is that?
Wait a second, but I thought, I thought in your one scenario,
it's self defense if you get hitin the face. If I can
hit in the face, Yes,Rover, I'm d list celebrity, maybe
even fless h Danny Trey Hill,he's a list. Difference is that Meg,
because he's a he's a bigger celebrity. Expect things to happen to you.
Why does they of his own security? Was the police with him?

(02:07:03):
Well, the police were there.You saw the back Robert. He shipped
bodyguards around him all the time.Everybody notices Danny Trejo wherever he goes,
there's gonna be a mob. Let'ssee here, Jeff and Rochester says,
just to let you guys know,if you listen to the show on the
Rover Radio app or iHeart and Roversays, fire up r MGTV the way

(02:07:27):
that the streams are aligned. Whenyou fire up our MGTV will be streaming
right at the point after whatever itis that you were talking about. Yeah,
I know the I think RMGTV isnot on as much of a delay
as the audio. For whatever reason, we stream the video here RMGTV ourselves.
iHeart streams the audio. That issometimes why I say fire up RMGTV,

(02:07:51):
and then we wait a minute orso because there is about a minute
difference I think in the in thestreams roughly, So sorry if you miss
that. Somebody says Desperado was hisfirst movie. What do you mean Desperado?

(02:08:11):
Which but no, you're wrong.That was way late. That's not
even close movie. But no,anyway, so I guess he declined to
press charges. It's gonna take it. He's gonna handle it. Like you
said on the streets, this guywill get his what'd you do over the

(02:08:33):
vacation? Oh? My sister hada pull party, a cookout that was
really it yard work. Do youeat a bunch of beers? Do you
get drunk at this thing? Ornot? So much? Family? I
like to get a good buzz first, then I eat, so I usually
go over there empty stomach, getthe buzz on, so I'm feeling good.
Then I eat so much food andthen I try to kind of coast

(02:08:56):
with a couple more beers. ButI I cracked a They were feeling good
going down Charlie, what about you? What'd you do over there? I
went to a dude's house. Hehad like a barbecue and yeah, same
thing, drinks of beers. Uh. The one I went to started like
one though, so one in theafternoon, was home by four. That
was quick, four or five,buy in and out. We gotta gotta

(02:09:20):
go. The dog can only beleft alone for four hours, so uh,
then I just went around. Youuse as an excuse to get out.
I thinks sometimes like if you don'twant to be somewhere, Oh,
I gotta go let the dog out. No, I like, I like
pa with No, I don't.No, it's four hours, that's the
max. So it was basically andthen I was gonna go watch fireworks and

(02:09:43):
some kind but it started raining,so I assumed it wasn't gonna happen.
So nothing we uh had into Imean I spent the whole time just doing
stuff around the house, catching upon some things that needed to be done,
taking around with the uh just networkingequipment in my house. Uh,

(02:10:09):
stuff like that, just nonsense,garbage. I felt like it doesn't we
weren't even on vacation, is whatit feels like to me. I get
a whole lot done. Did youwatch anything? I know some movies came
out. Oh yeah, Beverly HillsCop four, Uh huh, and that
came out on Netflix. Yeah,it was smart how they released it July

(02:10:30):
third, knowing everybody had the fourthoff. This is brilliant. Yes,
everybody's going to be home. Theyneed something to watch. And you said
that, you went and you watchedthe original. What'd you watch the original
one? Did you watch two aswell? No? Okay, all right,
so you watched Beverly Hills Cop theoriginal just to catch up, which
was such a great movie. Youcan go back to so many funny parts.
It was well made. It wasthis the perfect cast. Yeah,

(02:10:56):
and then you watched four. Tellme what you thought. Did you watch
any of it? I did not, Probably can skip it. That bad
man bad All the hype over this, oh man, I don't know if
they needed to make this. Youreally keep falling for this too, like
Coming to America. Coming to Americatook that was garbage. Yeah. This

(02:11:18):
had a lot of action, alot of chase scenes which were good,
but had the helicopters scene. Yeah, it was on I've never seen that
before. So you watch his twoSnits. Yeah, it was for Beverly
hist cop movie. It was good, you compared to one of two snits
classics. Yeah, those are classics, and you know they have to introduce

(02:11:39):
new characters and whatever. But hey, the class it's the people were there
was it was fun. That wasa fun movie. So on a scale
of one to five stars Snintz,what do you give it, like a
three or something? It was good. That's pretty middle of the road.
That's yeh, right, what doyou get it? You know, theater
one to five? Yeah, two, maybe one and a half. The

(02:12:01):
other castmates really like Judge Reinhold,who was great in the movies. He's
barely in this. The other guy, what's his name, the old guy,
Taggart, Taggart. I don't likehis hair, his dyed black hair.
Yeah, he's like he's eighty nowhe's the chief of police. He's
barely in it. And so nowit's all it's Eddie Murphy, some other
girls. Joseph Gordon Levitt is likehis sidekick. I don't know. They

(02:12:24):
really didn't need to make this.Was there any laugh out loud partss were
you're like this is so funny?Laugh out loud? Yeah? No,
it was. It was fun thoughwe're like one and two there were to
me speaking of dyed hair. Somebodymade it an allegation. Jeffrey's not in
here right now. I don't knowwhere he went. What happened though he

(02:12:45):
had to run to the bathroom orsomething in the middle of the segment,
or yeah, he just he justfailed. It wasn't I'm not sure which
one. Somebody made an allegation thathis hair, that he's dyeing his hair.
I don't. I don't know thinkJeffery. He doesn't brush his teeth,
there's no time on personal hygiene inany way. That's insane. Looks

(02:13:05):
like it was dyed. It's darkertoday, no dirt, no, yeah,
hit the wrestling show, yeah,trt oil. No, he's not.
He's not dying his hair. Hedoesn't. Again, he doesn't brush
his teeth, he doesn't shower,he doesn't change his close dyeing your hair
sort of thought thing, right,be a thought. You'd have to go
buy the stuff, you'd have togo sit in the bathroom without taking a

(02:13:30):
crap for like twenty minutes to dostuff. None of this is happening.
Yeah, I really don't think he'sthat vain. Yeah, we're lucky if
he's shampoos. Ever, and ifhe did do it, he would have
also have mentioned it. He alsowouldn't be able to keep the he'd say
notice anything. Yeah, I thoughtyou were gonna ask me about my hair.
Well. I also if he didit himself, I've never I don't

(02:13:50):
have hair to die, but I'llbet it just gets all over, right,
doesn't it stain your fingers and stuff? And you could easily wash it
off, but you got to putsome effort. You gotta put some effort
into it. He's not gonna standup to his elbows and hair dye if
he had for weeks. All right, I gotta take a break. Eight
six six yo, Rover is ournumber eight six six nine six seven six

(02:14:11):
eighty three seven will be right back. Hang on Rover's Morning Glory. Don't
let your boss ruin your day.Charge your day with us and let Dougy
ruin your day instead. We're backwith Rover's Morning Glory. There was an

(02:14:43):
allegation, Jeffery, you were outin the bathroom there, I guess.
Unfortunately, I try to hold itby had had a take. I had
a bill early and take a dump, which I apologize for it. Nature
calls right, and I want toprevent any diarrhea. I want to drop
it in the proper vessel, Thankyou very much. So what's the allegation.

(02:15:05):
The allegation was that somebody said thatthey h A lot of people didn't
believe that it's possible, but theywere looking at you on our MGTV and
they claim that your hair is darkerand they think that you might be dyeing
your hair. Not either before evena response, somebody did send me a
text message Timmy D's and he goes. He says that now this makes a

(02:15:28):
lot of sense because we all said, no way he's dyeing his hair.
He doesn't he doesn't shower, hedoesn't brush his teeth, but he's going
to take the time to dye hishair. Timmy d says, well,
wait a second, if a girltalked him into it, he would dye
his hair. And that is true. So does he have a hairdresser friend

(02:15:50):
the styleist, because remember, justlike a week ago, he shaved his
armpits for some reason. That wasas isn't that weird? So what is
going on? Maybe he's paying alittle bit more attention to his appearance.
Are you dyeing your hair, Jeffrey? Because your hair looks darker? People
are saying, no, it's thisis my natural hair color. I've never

(02:16:11):
altered it. I never died inany way, shape or form. This
is what you say. I'm sorryto say. What's what do you get
to me? Now? Maybe justbecause this guy said this, it does
look a little bit darker to meon camera. Maybe it's just the lighting
in the fart box or something.It looks slightly darker. But all right,
so a girl didn't convince you todye. No, I don't die.
I mean, I don't die.Here. I've talked to I actually
talked to my wife about dying myhair, just to see what I look

(02:16:33):
like with a different hair color,like blonde, for example. Like hearing,
yes, I like this the frostedtips, yeah, something like yeah,
but my wife said. My wifetold me I would look ugly.
She it's just keep your just keepyour natural hair. A hair model.
I will send you to the stylist. Would you like to get frosted tips?

(02:16:54):
I appreciate the offer. Well whynot, let's just try it.
Let's work is you don't like it, and then it grows out and you
cut it. Yeah, I meanI'll send you. Let's get it done.
I think it would be a goodlook. I actually think that he
can pull that off him. Idon't like the guy from Sugar Ray.
Yes, here's here's Guy Fury righthere. I mean he looks. It

(02:17:16):
was great. Yeah, and it'sfor as wrestling too. That work in
your wrestling business. And the worstthat happens is like three weeks. Your
hair grows so faster every three weeks, but go buy you don't like it,
you cut it off? Now?Would you want Guy Fieri where it's
I mean, his is all spiky, it's all the way down. But
when I was I don't know,like in the early two thousands, do
you remember that every kid I didn'thave hair, But every kid, everybody

(02:17:41):
that I knew, was like gettingfrosted tips. And it was just the
tips of the hair, not allthe way down. Fall blonde. You
think so, and it'll be it'llturn into frosted tips, just wait for
the roots to grow. So,yeah, oh, let's do this.
You got to give it a shot. I'll go to a row of fres
show. Yes, all right,like when she goes back she's gonna be

(02:18:01):
a free shock. Oh I lovethis idea. All right, if you
now, how do they I don'teven know the process of doing frosted tip.
No, no, we don't do. Just just just diet, grow
out the retal grout and like whatlook at look at the guy here?
How far do you think that is? What? A week? Two weeks?
It's a little darker on the bottom. It will naturally happen. Okay,

(02:18:22):
all right, if you're a stylist, and now I want somebody to
actually do this right in their shop. Not is not somebody at home?
I mean I know, I knowyou know some people. All right,
if you if you want to dothis for Jeffrey eight sixty six, yo,
Rover, we'll get amazed. Wewant me to find somebody, doesn't
matter, whatever, whatever, whateverworks, I'm fine either way. He's

(02:18:45):
down, he'll do it. AndI know I know a professional pro.
Alright, let me let me sugrethis up. I mean, you got
it, you have. I meanyou have to have some fortitude. This
chain and some rubber gloves. Imean you got to think about this.

(02:19:05):
What you're asking somebody to do.We'll be fine, Eric, Okay,
and you want to where are you'recalling from. Oh, you were talking
about Beverly Hills Cop for you saidit's not very good. I thought it
was gonna be better. I thoughtit was gonna be dirtier like the human

(02:19:26):
other ones. He kind of pushedit to. Now everything's politically correct these
days. Yeah, And he hasa family, and I think he put
one of its kids in the movie. She plays a cop. So I
think he's worried about I have youngkids, and he's just she's changed.
He's not the dirty Eddie Murphy thathe once was. Well, you couldn't
even do stuff. Do you rememberin the was it the original one?

(02:19:48):
I think where he pretends doesn't hepretend to be a gay guy at one
point and the restaurant, Yeah,I couldn't even do that. He's not
doing that care today. Well,you couldn't do it today because uh,
it's whatever appropriate. It's making funof who you know, some group or
whatever. But you know what's interestingis that Eddie Murphy doesn't seem to have

(02:20:09):
much of a sense of humor himself. I've just read something about him,
and I guess way back after hehad done a movie, so he had
some big hits. He had BeverlyHills Cop and he had some other big
hits. But then he had amovie that was a bomb, and I
forget which one it was. Itwas, Uh, do you want to

(02:20:31):
bleach Jeffrey in the on air?Well, how long does that take?
I think it's twenty minutes. Ithink I used to. I mean,
and they could do it here orwhat I assume. I'm just wondering because
I'm trying to remember before you getto the next thing. I bleached my
hair growing up myself. You justyou just put this bleach at it smelly

(02:20:52):
and then you wash it out.I say, I in a way,
I almost prefer him just coming inand he's gonna post all right, Well,
I'll tell them post the pictures andhe should wear a hat before he
comes in. We should get itdone on like an evening before like a
Tuesday evening, before he comes inon Wednesday or whatever. Well, year

(02:21:16):
was this, you're talking about Vampirein Brooklyn movie? All right, So
he had he had a movie thatcompletely flopped. Eddie Murphy did Vampire and
brook nineteen ninety five. So SaturdayNight Live they made a joke at his
expense David Spade did, and I'mgonna play the joke in second Eddie Murphy

(02:21:37):
says in an interview that was publishedby the New York Times. He says
that this joke was racist and thathe they shouldn't have joked about him at
all on Saturday Night Live, thathe was untouchable. He says, this
was a cheap shot. Do youwant to hear the joe? Yeah?

(02:22:01):
I mean this is it is thisfirst of all, Well, you tell
me whether you believe it's racist ornot. Here is from Weekend Updates,
Saturday Night Live circa nineteen ninety five. David Spade. Listen to this.
Look, children, it's a fallingstar. Make a wish. It's a

(02:22:24):
picture Eddie Murphy there after his moviebombed. So a falling star, make
a wish. Yes, that's right, you make all It wouldn't been it
at he breaks eggs, don't writethe letters, get take the job.
Well the movie powder came, that'sit. So there you go. That

(02:22:46):
was it. Worre's the racist part? I have no idea. Eddie Murphy's
never been funny to me. OhI think he's funny. I think he's
a real a hole though, no. I mean, like I've seen him
on the clips from Esson L whenhe like first started and he was prodigy
or whatever. He's supposed to bethe greatest, And I agree he was
great at that time. I don'tknow, I didn't I was I don't

(02:23:07):
know if I was even alive.Yeah, but the first movie I think
I ever saw him man was theNutty Professor. You go, oh,
that's too nine Family Orient That's whyhe changed to Family. Yeah, so
I was eleven. So Nutty Professorcomes out Eddie Murphy and then everything after
that, Doctor Doolittle, No abad stuff. It's going to be prior

(02:23:31):
to Nutty Professor exactly. So allthe Beverly Hills cops, I'm just saying,
people my age, I don't thinkwe all ever got to experience the
funny Eddie Murphy other than people likehim as the Donkey and Shrek. Well
here's what Eddie Murphy says. Nowagain, they put this picture up there
on Saturday Night Life. This isnineteen ninety five, after he had a

(02:23:52):
huge bomb at the box office.And you you hear this, this is
the job just one more time.Look, children, it's a falling star.
Make a wish. Yeah. Yeah. So here's what Eddie Murphy says
in this interview. This is SaturdayNight Live. I'm the biggest thing that

(02:24:13):
ever came off that show. Theshow would have been off the air if
I didn't go back on the show. And now you got somebody from the
cast making a crack about my career. And I know that he can't just
say that. A joke has togo through these channels. So the producers
thought it was okay to say that. And all the people that have been
on the show, you've never heardnobody make no joke about anybody's career.

(02:24:37):
I find that hard to believe.As well. Most people that get off
that show, they don't go onand have these amazing careers. It was
personal. It was like, Yo, how could you do that my career?
Really a joke about my career?So I thought that was a cheap
shot and it was kind of Ithought. I felt it was racist.

(02:24:58):
I don't get the racist part.I get he didn't like the joke.
They're cracking on him. He hadthe movie Suck. Yeah, but where's
the racist part. I don't.I don't know. Can't you make the
same joke about Chevy Chase, heleft sen l I made movies. If
he had a movie that bomb,can't you say, here's Chevy Chase,
falling Star make a wish? Wellhis I guess Eddie Murphy's claim is they

(02:25:20):
never made a joke about anybody otherthan him, and after they left the
show, you former castmates, andbecause he's the only reason he did it,
they did it against him is becausehe's black. I don't I mean,
I'm not seeing that. I guessDavid Spade said he had. Now,
this is a recent interview that EddieMurphy gave and we've talked about Beverly

(02:25:43):
Hills Cop four, and he saysthat that joke was racist, which is
so ridiculous. But David Spade didsay in he had a memoir that came
out almost ten years ago, andhe said that he got a call from
Eddie Murphy after the sketch and hesaid that I guess, I guess it

(02:26:07):
got pretty heated. And then hesaid, oh, I felt horrible about
that stupid joke. And I've cometo see Eddie's point on this one.
He wrote in the book, SoI don't think that was racist at all.
Was it bad taste? I don'teven think it's bad taste. I
mean, this is a show thatmakes fun of people for a living.

(02:26:30):
This is their whole stick, thewhole thing. I don't think that's just
because you were on that show thatyou then become untouchable ten years after leaving
the show. They can't make ajoke about you. I mean, he
said, he find it incredible thatsomebody who rips on people for a living
gets offended when somebody does exactly thesame thing to him that he's been doing

(02:26:54):
to people for the past twenty years. I don't get rue, he said.
The show alone, the shows andthe dumps. When he came along,
all his characters saved it. Sowithout him you should be kissing his
ass. You wouldn't have a jobwithout him. I don't. I don't
know if that's true or not.Again, I wasn't. Like Charlie said,
this was before my time Waturday NightLive, that's before my time.

(02:27:16):
Watch when he plays Gonna Be heplays mister Rogers. Neighborhood does like a
setting up of James Brown. Yeah, and one of the characters. Another
one was he did an interview likewhere you thought he's you know, they
film it in black and white andhe likes he thinks these Muhammad goes,
oh my gris h old time likeit was hilarious. I think at the

(02:27:37):
time Eddie Murphy did Saturday Night Life, I thought I watched I watched back,
go back and watch clips of thaton YouTube, and I remember how
hilarious he was. Yep. Butthen, like I said, as Rover
said, show makes I mean,sho will probably make fun of me.
Who knows you were surprised you gotto make fun of me on a daily
basis, So I mean, wouldn'tbother me? Really? And coming to

(02:27:58):
America, Turtli, you haven't seenthat. You're like, he's not funny.
Watch coming to America when the funniestmovie's ever made. No, I'm
the thing that he probably was.I'm saying when I was starting to pay
attention to hear his name, themovies that he was making were terrible.
There's some of the worst, andI don't I never felt like, uh,
it's kind of like when he soldout and you know, I need

(02:28:18):
to go back to watch more.Eddie Murphy's like there's enough each movie.
He's twenty different characters in the samemovie, and you go I've had enough
Eddie Murphy and I only watched onefilm. Yeah, I used to work
with somebody who was his Uh,I don't know. I don't want to
get this wrong. I don't know, maybe his manager or something like that.
I don't remember exactly. And thisperson told me that he was very

(02:28:46):
difficult, a very difficult, veryvery difficult person to work with Eddie Murphy.
At what point was this just lateron? Was this early Eddie God?
Well, I mean I heard thistwenty five years ago, so I
don't know what year this person wasEddie Murphy's manager. I'm guessing some throughout

(02:29:11):
the nineties. I guess, yeah, you know, I don't know what
exact time period. But he wasvery difficult to work with, was what
this person told me. And alsovery very lazy, and he would just
sit and smoke weed. That's whathappened to his career, is that he

(02:29:33):
was not motive he made I mean, I can't blame him necessarily. I
do the same thing if I hadthat amount of money. He goes,
I've got a bunch of money.I'm just gonna sit and smoke weed all
day. And do you think hehad kids? And as we started going,
I got to make ten kids.Oh jees, anybody not many kids?
He has? How many kids doeshe have? Yeah? I'm sure

(02:29:54):
I think he has a couple ofkids. I say, in total and
totality. He's got kids from howmany? How many different women? At
least five at least five or sodifferent women? Do you know? This?
Guessing at the moment. I couldbe wrong, but I've read some
bit about him had ten kids.I know you went through some sort of

(02:30:16):
crazy divorce or something. I don'tremember exactly what was going on, but
something weird with this personal life.I feel like you had these young kids,
and he's like, I got toquit making these dirty movies. I
gotta be all family friendly. That'syour bread and butter. But you make
dirty movies to put food on thetable for your children is what you do.

(02:30:37):
We already made that. He's like, I have enough money now,
I gotta worry about them watching mymovies and party of all the time.
Nice. It didn't have to hitsongs. Isn't huge? Huge? Oh
my god, look at this DerickJames. Yeah, well, he was

(02:30:58):
in the band of bus boys beforehe was in his median things. He
hung out with Princeton all the past. What year was this? Look at
this? Oh that's a the guyfrom talking It was eighty five. Oh

(02:31:24):
my god, where James wrote it? It's not a bad song. And
honestly like it. That's really himdoing it. Yea, he's not bad.

(02:31:48):
There was a story that I sawout. I did say right before
we went out of break on thethird of July. I said, listen,
don't do anything stupid. I don'twant you to be in the news.
I don't want you to injure yourself. I don't want you to I
don't want to get video of youblowing yourself up or whatever. Well not

(02:32:11):
everyone took that advice. A guyin South Carolina was dressed up his uncle
Sam for the Fourth of July andthe whole neighborhood was having you know,
fireworks, think kids out, barbecue, any other party exactly, and he's
dressed as Uncle Sam. That's funny. Now here is there was a little

(02:32:35):
bit of a mishap. I don'thave the video of the mishap, but
I do have video of this guybeforehand. His name is Alan Ray McGrew,
and here is video of him dressedas Uncle Sam. There got that
big Uncle Sam hat on. He'sgot some overalls red white and blue,

(02:32:58):
smoking his mind's even got flag shoes. I mean, this guy is all
decked out. He's dancing. Ohyou think he's ripped their waisted right,
Yeah. You can just tell bythe way that the guy is conducting himself
he is hammered out of his mind. I don't know on what, if
it's drugs as all, whatever.I mean, I just obviously I don't

(02:33:20):
know for sure. I'm just speculator, but I'm feeling good. Yeah,
yeah, oh yeah. So he'sgot this big hat on. Well,
this was still light out at thispoint when this video was filmed, at
about ten thirty that nineties wants toimpress the entire neighbor and he's got this
big hat on. Well, heputs a giant firework right on top of

(02:33:43):
his head. And I don't knowif he put the hat on on top
of the firework or what, buthe lit the firework theater big firework blew
his head completely I don't know aboutcompletely off, but just blew his head
up. Died right there. Boom, massive head trauma. They said his

(02:34:05):
head exploded. He put a Idon't know what kind of firework, a
big firework right on top of hishead. You probably put it on top
of the top head thinking I haveenough clearance here to put it, and
then not realizing how much the exposurewould be. Yeap, what we gotta
find that video. They must havevideo of that, right, Yeah,

(02:34:26):
the neighbors are film. You seea guy put a firework on his head,
fling And what a way to goout. I mean, you make
your neighbors laugh. They're gonna havea great story to tell down the road.
Remember that guy you know ten yearsago, he was dancing and Uncle
Sam suit he put a firework onhis head. He blew his head off.
Man, he was a great guy. He was a great neighbor.
So it's a dream way. Imean, if you're gonna go out,

(02:34:48):
at least you have a good storyto tell your friends to tell. Well,
you look up to this. I'msaying. He went out making his
friends laugh. They all said,he's a legend now making your friends laught.
You just blew up here. Youblew your head off right in front
of your friends, traumatized everything good, Uncle whatever this guy's name is,
blew his head off. They can'tever like work This just gotta be the

(02:35:11):
worst thing to witness something like thatFourth of July. Your every one of
those kids is freaking out for therest of their life. Oh yeah,
you can't celebrate the Fourth of Julyafter that if you're a kid. You
see this guy below, his headoff, all the neighbor's gonna remember him.
That dance he was doing, Thatdance could be named after him.
That little jig he was doing withthe point and to the left point and

(02:35:31):
we grew that's whatever the hell hewas doing. So that's you look up
to this guy. This is theway you want to go out. I'm
say, if I had to pickaway to go out, this would be
one of them. You make yourfriends laugh, your neighbors laugh publicly like
this in front of people. That'show you'd want to go. Worst ways
to go out, Rover, Ohman, I don't know. I can't
think of him, jeez, soI don't. I don't have the video

(02:35:54):
of the actual thing, probably ifit's out there. But he was thinking,
I'll put this massive M eighty onmy hat and it's high enough it
won't explode into my brain. I'lljust go upward, right, I thigure
it's probably gonna come downs. Isgonna be a three hundred and sixty degree

(02:36:16):
explosion if it's like an M eightyor whatever it is. I don't know
what he put on his head.A H one hundred my dead shot off
one of those suckers. I'd holdmy ears though I wouldn't. I wouldn't
go death him. I wanted tohave my other ear blown out the noise.
H one hundred and h one hundredis a firecracker. It's a slungego
shape fire with the fuses on theside of it instead of on the top.

(02:36:37):
It packs it. It packs alot more power, explosive power than
an M eighty. Exciting news.Jeffer's getting his hair bleached tomorrow night.
Nice? Perfect, All right,what do you think, Jeffrey, let's
do it. I think this isgoing to be great. Yeah. I
think this is going to be yournew look. This is gonna take twenty

(02:36:58):
years off and if he grows thebeard out dark like hul Cogan didn't.
Hall Cogan used to do that blondeon top when he was Hollywood hault Cogan
and then just straight up black yeahblack, Oh you're sweet. Yeah.
The superstar Billy Graham used to havea two tone go tea. I mean
part of it was, part ofit was blonde, part of it was
dark. If you look at likelike pictures of superstar Billy Graham in like

(02:37:20):
the late eighties rearly nineties. Anyhow, somebody says, why didn't anyone in
the neighborhood try to stop that guyfrom putting the fire How are you going
to stop him from doing He's probablytwenty thirty feet away from you. He
puts the firework on top of hishead. I'm sure people are like,
what are you doing, you idiot. They're probably actually laughing at the time

(02:37:41):
because they don't think he's gonna Yeah, that's funny, that's funny. You
don't do it. Remember we hada firework. We had a Roman candle
in a high rise building one timein Chicago. Yes, yes, that
you lit off? Yeh yes,And the whole hype is pertaining to light
it. You guys say, no, don't do it, don't do it.
You guys are after and yucking itup, and then of course I
lighted, and then everything changes.Yeah, he lit he lit a Roman

(02:38:07):
candle in the office at our oldone of our old radio stations, and
then it just started shooting out.What did you expect plan? The wick
was so long. My plan wasI was gonna light it, scare you
guys, and I was just gonnapull the wick out. Yeah, and
then I just throw it in thetrash. End of story. But it
was going so fast and when Itried to pull the wick out, it
wasn't giving and it burned my fingers. I could not get out of the

(02:38:30):
thing. It was in solid.So I'm like, oh my god,
I'm trying to trying. I trieduntil I got to the end, and
then all I heard was the firstexplosion goes across the room, and then
I'm like, oh god, Igot it. I tried to bear it
into that I'm sitting there and afireball just because it goes a bunch of
times, like there's ton shots,so you do one. What's the one
across it? We had a bigoffice went across the office. The office

(02:38:52):
was probably about maybe the size ofthe studio, probably a little bit smaller.
Off. Yeah, somebody dropped offall these Roman candles. I'm like,
hey, you guys, watch this. If you did it'd be bad
if you do that. So I'mlike, okay, I was like,
and then all of a sudden they'reshooting. I bury it into a garbage
can to kind of muffle it.Yeah, and you can still hear it

(02:39:15):
go just smoking smoking, smoke isjust going and going, oh my god.
The whole just the whole room justokay. You don't realize how smoky
fireworks are till they're inside somewhere rightright outside, and then immediately the fire
alarms smoke alarmed. I mean,the whole thing. Were in a high
rise, like a probably a fiftyor sixty story high rise. The whole

(02:39:39):
I mean, the whole building evacuates, and dude, she's like, I'll
handle it. They come in,they knocking her work. Dude, she
goes, oh, I lit acandle. I think, what what kind
of candle? Is it all playedoff? That's not a candle. Oh
my god. The whole building evacuates. Fire department has to come up.
I mean, and it was thetrash can. Did it was at least

(02:40:01):
liquid in there? Or was itthis empty trash can? But I start,
I muffled it down there, kindof put it out, extinguished it
if I push it down. Butstill no, there's no stop in those
ten ten rounds. Uh. Let'ssee if you google teen dies from mortar
firework on top of head. Ifound three different stories from three states over

(02:40:24):
this past fourth of July alone.You tell me people are just putting these
things on top of their heads andblowing their heads off, and people,
what is this a TikTok challenge orsomething stupid? There is? Uh?
WANs is speaking of being traumatized.Did you see video of the lady being

(02:40:46):
pulled into the beach after being bittenby a shark here in Texas on the
fourth of July? I did not. I'm sure Charlie could find that.
I also saw a video of somebody. Charlie, I'll send it to you
if you don't have it. Therewas a kid that lit off a fire
where he was holding the firework inhis hands. Did you see that one?
I did not. I'll forward itto you if you don't have that.

(02:41:11):
And here's the guy that says itwas a mortar shell that that guy
put on top of his head.The first charge is what normally sends it
two hundred feet in the air,and then the second is the one that
makes the visual firework in the air. It's basically a cannon pointed straight down
at his head. He pointed itdown. Who would do that? I

(02:41:33):
thought you just put it like ontop point at a person. All right,
I've got to take a break.Eight six six yo, Rover is
the number will be right back.Hang on Jover's moaning glory. We're back
to Rover's moaning glory. Let's see, Charlie, what did you find for

(02:42:26):
the shark video? This is fromSouth Padre Island. Theater's been there for
the July weekend. Uh shark attacks. Let me let me double check that.
And you have video of a woman. I saw it. I haven't
seen this video, but I didsee people are getting a shark attack.

(02:42:48):
Maybe it was in Texas, butthey had like a drone shot of the
shark. There's a big ass sharkand an attack two different people. Yeah.
Is it because of Hurricane Hiden?Maybe it's scaring them in I don't
know. I don't know. Idon't think you think they wouldn't know,

(02:43:09):
like I bet, oh, theyknow, animals know stuff. But do
you think I bet under the water, I'll bet it's not like it is
at the top. They know stuffand the animals know stuff. But if
you think a shark knows a hurricane, they could smell blood from like ten
miles away. But I wonder ifthey're affected, does the water move more

(02:43:30):
down below the like let's say fiftyfeet one hundred feet below the surface.
I'll bet it's just normal. Idon't know for sure. I'm not a
meteorologist or an oceanographer. Okay,So here's the same shark attacks for swimmers
shees. It's South's Padre Island onfourth July, and you have a video
of them pulling this lady out likea real life Jaws, where it's the

(02:43:52):
same shot going after every more people. After the second one gets bit,
you always say, hey, weshould leave the water. They probably well,
they probably don't know it happened milesapart. You get to attack somebody
here, and then the shark swimsa mile or two attack somebody else.
I don't know if it's all rightin the same place, all right.
So then this is the video thisthey're pulling I don't know, I don't

(02:44:20):
see. Oh, they're grabbing herby her arms. People are crying.
Yeah, we'll be able to seeall the blood in the water. That's
discussed did this lady survive? Isshe okay? Or what? Well?
Trying to see if this so fourpeople got attacked, didn't say anybody who's
killed? And one woman has aGoFundMe going, oh, that's a lot

(02:44:41):
of blood. That guy holding hisbeer right there, aqua can't put his
beer down? Oh boy, okay, and I can see all his blood.
They canna see this lady. Okay, guy's holding this beer. Yeah,
seltzer. Yeah, Now you'll lookat her leg. Okay, put

(02:45:01):
a tourniquet on. Well, there'sthe shark. Yeah, he's swimming around
in the water. He's you're kidding, that's crazy. I wonder what kind
of shark it is. Those bullsharks are nasty. I wonder if that's
what it is. And the that'snuts. All right, So you can't

(02:45:22):
get a good look at what youcan see a pretty good idea what's happening
here? Like snitch him with thatpicture I sent you if you have it,
do you guys? Is that thepicture? Look at it? Look
at this picture zoomed in. Ohthe whole bottle, My god, you're
kidding me. Oh, they puta tourniquet on. Thank god, that
probably saved her. Life. Damn, that's a big s bite. Oh

(02:45:45):
man, yeah, yeah, youcould even see like the outline of his
teeth exactly the shark's mouth. Hejust took a huge Oh wow, that
commercial when you see like a biteout of a sandwich and it's perfect,
perfectly round like that. Oh mygosh, that is insane. Oh my
god. I hope that woman survive. I hope. I mean, yeah,
she's so they have a go fundme and that they amputate that leg.

(02:46:07):
I don't know, you can't savethat no way, man, she's
what what did you say? Shehas a go fund me? I lost
my left calf. I've moved mytoes in circulation my foot. Oh,
probably won't have full mobility when I'mput back together. I wait a second,
she can move her toes. Apparently, that's what I'm reading from her
go find here. That's insane.Wow. Good for her. But did

(02:46:33):
she say how she got it offor anything? Did she punch it or
no? I'll bet it just cameup. It took a boom. A
quick bite realizes that it's not aseal or whatever it thinks it is,
and then it just keeps swimming,just moves away it doesn't know. Here's
exactly what she says. Yesterday,a shark attacked me in South Padre.
Thankful it was me and not thekids I was swimming with. I swam

(02:46:54):
up closer to the beach and waspulled in. The shark was still in
pursuit and carry My husband hit theshark and kept it from having meat for
lunch. Problem. Wow. Healso has a few shark bites and was
released yesterday, so he got abit too. I lost my left calf
and then her legs. How muchdo you think that hurt? I bet

(02:47:18):
that you are in shock at thetime, so it hurts, there's no
doubt. But it probably doesn't hurtas much as you think. I bet
it hurts a lot today. Butwhat do you think theater, Yes,
that hurts, hurts like a stoma, bitch, and the water on You
think she immediately she losing all thatblood you go into shot. Yeah,

(02:47:41):
yeah, But the initial bite you'relike, oh man, that hurts.
What the hell is that? Isthat a major cramp? You pull your
leg out of the water into wholecalf is missing, and then I think
once you're laying they pull out ofthe water. You're right then she goes
in the shock. But yeah,that turnikit saved her life. Now we
did say fourth of July. Weall always have videos them. Of course,
I don't have any idea, ifyou know, I don't have a

(02:48:05):
backstory on this particular video. Butsomeone sent this to me, and uh
could be an elaborate hoax. Idon't think so, though, because you
don't actually see the aftermath of this. But what you do see is a
kid looks to be like a teenageboy. He's holding some sort of firework
in his hand, like the kindof has a big tube and I'm guessing

(02:48:28):
it probably shoots up like a balland then it explodes in the air or
whatever they can put. You putthis thing on the ground and light it.
But for some strange reason, hehas like garden gloves on and he's
holding this in his hand. Okay, and so he's holding it, another
kid comes up, lights it,the thing goes off. Now you don't

(02:48:52):
see the aftermath in this video,but you do hear it and listen to
this. Yeah, yes he hasa base. Oh oh my head,
god, my hands gone. Callnine to one one. You don't see

(02:49:24):
it, and you got you thinkthat's an actual thing, or do you
think this was a hoax because rightwhen the video, like right when the
thing goes explodes, Yeah, there'sdefinitely an explosion. Yeah, but the
camera he like turns the other wayso you see the explosion, and then
immediately here's that word about filming.I think at this point, oh,

(02:49:50):
oh my head, god, God, do you think all those things flying
off of his fingers or is thatjust firework? De breathe? The only
thing I think of, I'll salmo. But the only thing that makes me
a little suspicious about this is howquickly that kid is. Oh, my
hand's gone, My hand's gone.I think again, you'd be in shock.

(02:50:11):
You wouldn't even if you did haveyour hand blown off. I don't
even think you'd realize your hand wasblown off that quickly. Even if you
saw it, you'd still be inshock. And you wouldn't. Uh,
all right, you want to goback here he's holding the thing, and
I mean it is a it isa big explosion. Those pieces. Oh

(02:50:35):
yeah, Charlie might be right,Oh my gosh, yeh, but I
can't tell. I mean it is. It is a big explosion. There's
no doubt about that. But Ican't see. You can't see, even
going frame by frame here, youcan't see what happens to his hand unless
that's it. That's just you know, is that like his thumb flying off

(02:50:58):
there? Perhaps if you listen backwhere we can hear the initial explosion,
it doesn't fire out of the tube. It sounds like it doesn't go out,
and then it explodes. So isthe initial thing spposed to fire off
the tube and exploding the air?One would think, right like if we've
had those before, we've many timesbecause it has the base. She put

(02:51:18):
it on the ground, you lightit. Well, I don't know what
is this what Okay, wait asecond, Maybe not maybe this is not
Oh maybe it's homemade some that we'vehad a bunch of those. He has
the plastic bass. You put themon the ground. It's one explosion,
shoots up in the air, andthen it explodes. It's really two explosions.

(02:51:41):
Why why did it doesn't leave thetube? If you play it back,
listen to the initial doesn't leave Aboutthat? Oh, so you're saying
like the first one is supposed tolaunch it out of the tube, right,

(02:52:03):
that little thing? Yeah, becauseit was it dug the first charge,
or because it was on his hand, did it not fire completely,
didn't have a strong enough base tolaunch, or he was squeezing the cardboard
and it didn't go up past itor whatever, something simple like that,
and then the big explosion. Here'sa picture I guess of the hand.
This is according to Twitter. Idon't know if this is really going to
be now they know? What doyou mean? No? Why you know?

(02:52:26):
How do you even know? Areyou not even seeing it? This
is gonna be a blown up handfrom something else? And when you say
it's from Twitter, that's what happened. This video from okay, the videos
from Twitter, but the picture ofthe hand probably is from something that happened
in two thousand and six for somebodythat was in an industrial accident. Do

(02:52:48):
you want the blown up hand holdinga newspaper Today's new pace. Yeah,
that's prove it all right. Letme see show me the picture. Oh,
there's no hand, like you said, it's gone. My hand's gone.
That is that one pinky and that'sit. He's kind of doing the
cowabunga. What hand is this?That is? Right hand? Palm up?

(02:53:11):
Hey don't know, you can't tell. It's just a pile of mush
there. Oh boy, yeah,I don't know. Maybe it's legit,
maybe it's I don't know. Wow. And then all this stuff every year.
Oh yeah, he was still stupid. Now you'll still do it.
They never You don't learn. Butyou know what happens is you get around

(02:53:33):
your friends when you're that age drink. Well, I don't know if he's
drinking. When you're a kid likethat, that's not gonna happen to me.
You're invincible. And then the otherguys they're they're older, they're drinking
and they're putting the fireworks on theirhead and they're doing stupid stuff. Somebody
sent me pictures since I sent itto you. There somebody, uh,

(02:53:54):
right by their house. I guessthere was a crash of a lamber Borghini
and you see if I see whatyou want to see this? Guys say
here Lambo over the crash, Yeah, the Lambeau. First it says,
I guess there was a Lamborghini crashand there's just just the uh yeah,
somebody took a picture of this.It's a blue Lamborghini and uh, there

(02:54:20):
were a couple of guys driving itand then it crashed. Later and here's
what somebody who witnessed this. Maybeit's the guy who we mailed, says
Bagstory. I was a witness atthe scene. I saw it happen in
the flash of an eye while waitingat the stoplight. The driver and the
passenger were taking a cruise in theblue Lamborghini headed westbound on State Route three

(02:54:41):
twenty two at a very high rateof speed. Officers estimated over one hundred
and fifty miles per hour plus onefifty When traveling down this road, there's
a hill that is a major blindspot before approaching the stoplight at Bass Lake
Road. Upon approach of the intersection, there was a vehicle that was pulling
out of a parking lot right atthe top of that hill. Making quick

(02:55:03):
reactions. The blue car tried toavoid the oncoming car coming out of the
lot, lost control, hit amulch bed in front of a dentist office,
and the car went airborne, ejectingboth passengers and then imploded, I
mean probably exploded mid air. Onceit landed and crashed into the building,

(02:55:24):
it exploded, shaking everything and everyonearound. It was a very scary incident
I will remember for the rest ofmy life. So you saw the Lamborghini
before that blue? You know,just somebody took a picture of Oh there's
a Lamborghini. You know, youdon't see that every day, takes a
picture of it outside their house,standing their driveway or whatever. And then

(02:55:46):
afterwards, this is what it?That's it. That's all that remains of
it. Where's it? It's thebottom right, they're putting it onto a
flapping That's all that's left. Where'sthe body? That's all it's left.
And I guess both of them arekilled. Unfortunately. I think I save
the greatest firework video, the greatest, I'm sure video. I don't know

(02:56:11):
if I've ever played it. Iwatch it every year. What's a what's
it called? The original video?Is that what it says? It's about
Terry? The original video? Yeah, they let Terry, who's in a
wheelchair, like a bunch of fireworks. All right, come to different way

(02:56:35):
there? All right, Terry somethingup launch in a box? Beg BG
Terry the guy didn't move? Whathappened? Oh man? Yeah? People

(02:57:20):
they don't. They don't want her, Charlie, you have any fireworks experiences?
Fourth of July zero is not there'sclose to a sparkler, and I
walked away. He got out ofthere. All right. I gotta wrap
things up, Jeffery, You're gonnaget you. You're gonna get the tips

(02:57:43):
done. You do the whole,the whole head going blonde, platinum blonde.
Oh yeah, ye see what Ilook like? Oh you look great?
What about the eyebrows? Do theydie of the eyebrows or you keep
those? Leave those? What youdoing? Okay? Yeah no, we'll
just I just do the hair.God plans for pubs. I don't know

(02:58:07):
if you'll do it off to dothat part. Oh no, nobody's touching.
Nobody's touching my pugs. Harper's goingto match the drapes. Not necessarily.
Nobody sees my pews to be inwith. I think women would ask
to see them. It's a goodplace. I've never been asked to show
off my pubs anybody. I don'thave to bleach my pubes. Dude,

(02:58:28):
Okay, I won't agree to havemy hair done. All right here,
all right, and we'll leave itat dad. Uh. Someone says that
picture that Charlie showed as a foot, not a hand. Oh come on,
that's what they say. It's afoot, not a hand. So
that's not the actual picture from thething. I don't know if that's true
or not. You're able to putthat back up here quickly, Charlie,
before we wrap things up. Bythe way, the aftermath starts on r

(02:58:50):
MG plus in just a minute afew minutes. If you don't subscribe to
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watch or listen live as they continueon Stinzer, Jeffrey, Charlie all continuing
in just a few minutes. Here'sthe picture again. Took a hand to
me, but that's a wrist.They could be they said, Look at
the big toe, is what theysaid? Some Yeah, where's the toe

(02:59:16):
on the on the right, where'sthe ankle? That's the hand holding a
phone, because they're taking a pictureof a phone from a phone. Does
you think the big toe is thatthing? In the left? There's there's
be an ankle. But okay,yes, that's definitely not that's definitely a
hand, not a that's a pinkythat's sticking out there right on the Yeah.

(02:59:39):
All right, all right, wewill be back live tomorrow morning.
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