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This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, how can I ran in the same
circle. Here's we're talking to mefor a year. Peter with Charlie was
a wombat band. Jeffrey wanted meto tak some just ring boy screaming on
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Rover Radio dot Com. Rovers MorningGlory starts now. Good morning, what's
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happening? It is Friday, Junetwenty first, twenty twenty four. Good
morning gets Rover's mord of Glory.I'm Rover, Dougie is here. Good
morning, sir. Theeter is badYo. You're with us as well.
Eight six six yo, Rover isthe number eight six six nine six seven
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at that number. You get textus at that number that comes into the
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studio in real time. We'll getto your email here in just a moment.
Mister Jeffrey Allen Laroque is here inthe studio with us. Actually he's
in the fart box. He's inthe studio complex. He's sandwiched in the
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fart box right in between Chocolate Charlieand Crystal Funny Room. Yes, good
morning, Jeffrey, Yo, yo, how are you fine, Okay,
I don't like it always the showman. Yes, and uh, this is
why after all these years he getspaid the big, big bucks to work
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on this show. If I wasif I had big books, i'd have
a condo, but it wouldn't begoing through a two year renovation project.
Wow. Oh yeah, okay,really oh actuality. I did I have
a chance to talk to my dadlast night. He's doing it really good
for himself. Oh yeah. Theonly thing was he told me I may
have to help him move because he'sgot a downsize. He just did they
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just move recently? No, theuh that was maybe about a year and
a half ago. And then likemy mom died. Because my dad's in
a two bedroom apartment, he reallycan't afford the rent, so he's moving
down to a one bedroom apartment.It's in the same complex. Oh so
and yeah, so he's doing reallygood for himself. I mean when I
already talked to him, he soundshe sounds good. He's not struggling to
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talk or anything like that. Youknow. And how does he fill his
time during the day. So alot of times he's either doing a crossword
puzzle. He's usually doing stuff withyou know, like you know, stuff
with the Kawanas. They still involvedin that. Yeah, agree, U
huh. Watches like West Dialog Channel, which is like a cable channel like
Valla old Western movies and everything likethat Gun Smoke, well those are that's
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a TV show top of like allthe old Western movies. And we had,
like I think last week when Ivisited, we had a discussion about
like this in the last Great WesternI think it was ever made. In
my mind, was the Unforgiven withCleanings with and Gackman made back in nineteen
ninety two. I started watching it. Ever, I forget what it is.
What's the is it Pluto TV orsomething. I don't know what's the
one that's like every now and thenyou'll come across it. It's just it's
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streams stuff for free. I'm surethey have an app, but you could
go right to the website and juststart streaming. They have like free streaming
channels. I don't even know howI got somehow I started watching something on
that which I I and it wasit was an old Western, like Jeffery's
talking about it, and it wasone of those old It wasn't a movie,
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it was a TV show like Ponduosaor something. I don't remember what
it was. But main Western TVshows that ran in syndication when I was
growing up was Guns, was likeGun Smoke, Maverick, The Wow Wow
West. What about Ponderosa Ponosa?I don't really remember that those shows.
I remember watching reruns. I thinkthe ponderossa ranch was in Bananza. Oh
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is that what it is? Idon't know. Maybe right that show?
I don't know, man, maybeI'm just hungry. I'm thinking of Ponderosa.
That was a good buffet. Okay, so maybe Bonanza was the name
of the show, and Bonanza thatwas that was? That was the other
one. I think you were probablythinking of has And yeah, I think
that was. Anyhow, I spentwatching an episode of that, and I
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like kind of sucked me in becausejust what is like a half hour TV
show? I watched like a wholeten minutes of this, which normally I
wouldn't watch, but it was It'sall in black and white, and it's
just filmed so weird, and everythingis so hokey, and it was so
bad. I couldn't stop watching it. So that's what your dad spends us
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days watching At times, you know, and the only thing is the only
reason I didn't really get into westernsas much as you only really need two
really good elements in a western,A good a good big ass bar fight
and lots of gunplay. Yeah youlike that gunplay? Huh, Well,
I know it's a lot of shooting. I mean, they were what they
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were. I think the goal wasto try to replicate what was what life
was like in that era. Everybody, and you ever worried about friendly fire?
No, because I don't want Idon't care good and not even live
in that era. Okay, Imean you entirely be perfect in that environment.
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Charlie and I just friendly firing eachother. You know, you guys
are shooting people for no reason,just for the yeah, shooting, shooting,
shooting, shooting blank yep. Yeah, my grandpa loved the show.
Oh my god, he's watching someoneas a kid. Bonanza. Yeah,
I just I remember the theme.I don't think I've ever watched a full
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episode of Bonanza. I think thefirst time I've ever seen any of Bonanza
was this ten minute stretch that Iwatched. It's now I want to know
how the episode ends. It's aguy that came into town and he was,
uh, he was he was lookingfor somebody. He found somebody's husband,
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and well he got in with thewife. He somehow got in and
got into the house and pretended hewas a friend to the husband, and
she was a little wary, butshe let him in. And then we
know that the guy was up tono good. He was I think trying
to get something, to settle ascore, settle a debt. I don't
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know, but it's really hokey.Let me get to some email. Give
me a second here, let meload this up real fast. Mac writes
Rover. I'm always against Duji,but she's not the only one with a
flashlight app. I have the app, and I can explain. The flashlight
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that comes on the iPhone is nowherenear as bright as the flashlight app.
It's not like the flashlight app takesup any space on the phone. So
who cares? Yeah, I doesanyone there's a dimmer switch on it?
Does anyone buy this? There's thisis impossible. This is why would the
app? How would the app beany break? Give me your phone,
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let me see this. Take unlockyour phone and then okay, all right,
let me see here. Oh myGod, she's just so many apps,
so many notifications. It gives mePTSD, just anxiety just opening up
this phone. All right? Now, where is the flashlight app for the
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second page of crap? Okay,second page of crap? I have no
idea what I'm looking for here,and it does not appear to be on
the second page. Is it likeChinese letters? Where is it? Oh?
Oh, the one that's a bigrainbow? Okay, twenty twenty four.
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Just I'm sure they've updated this,you know, well updated? Oh
man? Okay, So how doI do this? Okay? I turned
that on. Now let me lookat that. How was there? This?
This guy is insane. There's there'sno difference here. Does he understand
this that if you press and holdon the now, I can't do it.
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I'm doing what happened here? Oh? There it is? Yeah,
yeah, there's a dimmer on theon the phone, and so the phone
made the fault to the lowest.But it's got like a setting and then
he this is no, the appis no brighter than the phone. All
right, Mac, I'm now addingyou to the idiot pile, okay,
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just because you and Dougie are inagreement on having a flashlight app right,
did you go back and watch theBurt interview? He had his flashlight on
for like a few minutes of thefirst part of the interview. This was
it an app or was it?It was upside down? It was straining
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on him. I did see that. I think it was when maybe in
one of the highlight clip or somethingthat you cut up stints. I don't
know, but his arm was glowingand I'm like, what is that?
What weird lighting that is? Now? I know what was going on.
RJ, writes Rover. Do weknow if these protesters who spray painted Taylor
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Swift's plane and also the Stonehenge Stonehengemonument were arrested? If not, I
find it very frustrating that those threekids who put little skid marks on that
Pride painting in Washington State are facingten years in jail, Yet these a
holes who throw paint on famous monumentsdon't seem to be held accountable. Well,
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I'm guessing. I know that theairport people were the people who cut
through the fence and started spraying theprivate jets. I know they were arrested,
and I know that I'm assuming theseStonehenge people also arrested as well.
So I also would like to updateTaylor Swift. I was told as Taylor
Swift's plane. That's what Doogey said. However, what I didn't. Oh
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no, you said that. Asa matter. That's what I'm That's what
I'm trying to ask. Okay,he's trying to get ahead of this.
He's trying to get ahead of thisbefore before you call them out or anybody
calls them out. It is nother plane, not her plane. Nope,
it was just a random private jet. Now what my understanding is that
they believed, for some inexplicable reasonthat it was Taylor Swift's jet, so
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they went on I think she wasmaybe she's over in Europe on tour right
now, so they thought it wasTaylor Swift's jet. So they go on
there and they're like, this bitchis globe trotting on her private jet.
Remember she was in Japan doing ashow and then she hopped on her private
jet and flew to Vegas for theSuper Bowl. The singer's stupid boyfriend play
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well, I guess they wanted toprotest against all of her carbon emissions,
so they wanted to spray paint herplane, except it wasn't her plane.
I do it right away. Itwasn't her plane because I saw the lage.
I was watching some of the showbefore. I think we guys talked
about it. If my understanding ownsit, the Salt Falcon nine hundred X,
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which is the latest job. It'sa it's a it's a private plane,
but it's a tri jet. Whydidn't you tweet about it? I
didn't see your tweet about it.I'm sorry, Schnitz. I was she
normally correct over und your tweets?Yeah, well I did say that I
did want to see when guys weretalking about queens selling their music catalog,
I thought I happen to be Iwas right before I went to work when
I tweeted that one. I alsobelieve the Taylor Swift updated her jet and
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she has a new jet, andthat the Falcon is her old jet.
Okay, well, I just Ijust I just like I mean, I'm
talking about least I got. Ilove a woman with with a taste in
the aircraft because the Falcon, theSalt Falcon, is very stylish aircraft.
I'd like to have one of thosemyself. Anyhow, So they had the
wrong plane and they so they endedup arrested. So then somebody went back
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and they whoever one of these protesters, there's a climate protesters, these idiots,
these morons, And they went backthrough that person social media and they
found that one of the two girls, oh, ten years ago, guess
what, she was backstage at aTaylor Swift concert doing a meet and greet,
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uh, hugging Taylor Swift. So, oh, how times have changed?
David says, Charlie, you're goingtoo far for wood. Hit me
up. I have access to abutt ton of wood in the North Royalton
area. And uh, that's it. Okay, that's it. That's okay.
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I don't need that, Charlie.There you go, you get.
I would like to know an updateon your woodshack. You got a lot
of wood? You forward? That'sme? Yeah, Nope, doesn't look
like you did, did I not? Did you just go to Snitzer?
Doesn't look like you saw there's apicture I'm looking for some wood. Doesn't
look like you sent it to anyone? Oh really, nope, I just
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send it to I'll send it toCharlie. Appreciate it. I'm going to
send it to Snitzer and I'm goingto send you with Charlie. It's just
a picture of some wood. Whatam I to do with this? Why
is this even in my email?Why is this in? What does wood
look like? I'm not familiar withemail that I'm going to read on the
air. What is this? BecauseI would like to it takes you into
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Charlie and his wood drama. I'dlike to know if you got more woodtill
we talked about yesterday? Did yousurvive the meeting with the guy? I'm
dead if I'm a ghost. There'sno update then, So you gouts did
the update yesterday? She was outWhat were you doing? She was outside
right out here. I couldn't hearthe show massaging Burt Chryscher's Okay, Yes,
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I got the wood. Everything wentperfect. He took the wood basically,
yep. In order to get thewood, he had to take the
wood. Due that's the story yesterday. I get it negative Nantsy writes go
over. I was watching TV andI see something very important that JLR and
Tomash might like to have a ceilingfan light bulb it say, light bulb
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with a fan. If Tomash gotenough these, he could probably make the
apartment levitate. Let me see.Okay, it's like two and one.
Yeah, I've it's okay. It'sa socket fan light, so you put
it in somehow. It's a littleminiature fan that can't move any air,
can't it. It's so tiny.Three fan speeds, okay, so what
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the fan blades are so tiny?Super high? All right? Actually pretty
cool. Pat writes, a coupleof years ago, you had a discussion
about the garbage and what you dowith it at your house. You said
how you stopped recycling altogether, andnow you just throw all the recycling in
the trash can because it all justgoes to the same place. That's true,
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Rover. I just want to thankyou for making my life so much
easier. Now I just throw everythingin the trash. I don't even think
about it. In fact, Iknow a guy that worked at a refuse
plant and said, the workers theresort it all out. That's their job.
However, now a different habit hasmanifested. Every time I have a
piece of trash in the car,I just throw it out the window and
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I don't care. I know itbothers people like Snitzer because you know,
well, he's one with the earthand everything kind of like mister Van Dreesen
from Beavis and butt Head. Okay, any way, every time I throw
an item of trash out my carwindow, it puts a big smile on
my face because I know it botherspeople like Snitz and all those stupid dumbasses
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who throw paint on the Mona Lisa. So thanks Rover, thank you for
teaching me how to make life easier. So littering is a good thing.
Now, Well, I didn't teachthis guy to litter. I don't like
littering, and I don't litter.It's weird. It's weird when you see
people litter throw stuff out their car. I used to though when I was
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young, it's because you're stupid.When you're a kid, you didn't care.
But now it is upsetting when yousee that. Yeah, really upsetting.
I don't litter, but yeah,throw all your trash, don't don't,
don't be an idiot and sort allthat stuff. Guess what, when
it gets to where the trash is, they mix it all back together again.
And I know you don't believe me. He just said they sorted it
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in the email. Yeah, yeah, he said that. But they always
say that that's what of course that'sthe scam they're trying to But we know
what actually happends on the city youlive in. Yeah, why they bring
up putting out two trucks even ifit's all for optics. Do you know
what waste? What a waste ofgas? Waste of trucks because they don't
care. So it all. Andby the way, let's just say that
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you have someplace where they do sortit. How much of the stuff that
you put in the recycling is actuallyrecyclable? You had a whole big blue
bin of recyclable stuff. What doyou think county five? It's like one
percent because all the stuff if youhave a label on the can, or
if you have this or no,but they don't they go up. That's
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they just throw it back into thetrash. You got to read up on
this. I know, I sawa special on it. Yeah, and
what did it say? It's liketwenty five percent is not as much as
you think it is. And thenthey showed some kind of sorting. There's
a conveyor belt and some guy waslike picking off a cardboard box, you
pick off a candy, pick offthat, So it was picking off ste
percent of the stuff that comes throughthey do recycle, but you're ninety nine
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percent of the stuff, even thatyou put in the recycling thing doesn't get
recycled. And that's even if theyhave the recycling program in place, which
most places don't. Most places wheredoes it all go right in the same
landfill. That's it's a total scam, a waste of time. Trust me
on this. But keep doing whatyou're doing if it makes you feel better.
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Nick rites over. I was listeningto the show the other day.
Here you guys talking about DraftKings thatyou were making last year and who had
the best record out of all ofyou. Charlie said something about how it's
unfair since someone not naming names couldgo after just heavy favorites every week.
I have a suggestion to even theplaying field. Have a minimum MODS requirement
for your weekly picks. Well,I we are getting complicated. I think
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that it is. I think it'ssimple. Yeah, it doesn't have to
be that complicated. It simply isthis. We do a three pick parlay
every week, and we whether youwant to put money, real money in
or fake money in, it's upto you, but we say, you
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know we is it ten dollars,is it one hundred dollars whatever, that's
your maximum that you can bet.Whoever ends up with the most money back,
whether virtual money or real money,whoever ends up with the most money
back that week wins. It's goodbecause l parlay's all or nothing. Right,
So you say, but your picksthat you pick, you could go
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theater's route, which fazy pick?You put one hundred dollars in? What
do you get back one hundred andfive dollars? You win five dollars?
I get that, But are wegoing to go buy parlay rules where you
have to get all three to win? Of course? Yeah, okay,
well you've never we haven't done thatbefore. Makes it harder. We've only
accounted for the games. Hey,now we'll do parlay rules. Or you
could just do three picks. Youdon't even have to do a parlay.
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I think of the parlay though.I think. I think DraftKings wants us
to wants us to do parlays forsome reason. I want to want to
do pary I love them. Ican't favorite I totally understand them. Yep,
I love I actually eat them everyday. Yogurt parlay. Oh wait,
huh, it wasn't fun, Tonyrights over. I went seven years
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without going to the dentist. Basicallyall of college puts two or three years
into working. It was a normaldentist appointment with X rays and cleaning.
After that seven years, there wasno scaling. If you need a scaling
every year and a half, likethat caller, you didn't because he didn't
go to the dentist, you eitherhave terrible hygiene, terrible genetics, or
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both. Yeah, I mean thatis the guy city. Oh, you
guys are ragging on Jeffrey for hisscaling. But I was a year and
a half since I went to thedentist and I had to have a scaling.
That's not normal. There's no way, Sarah says were over. According
to Jeffrey, he hasn't had insurancein a year. Is that true,
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Jeffrey, My understanding was I thinkit expired. I think in December of
last year, because like when Ispoke, when I spoke, when I
spoke to the people back on Monday, it's almost a year and a half.
No, no, that would besix This is ok yeah, yeah,
right, okay, so I'm aroundthat good, Okay. Just the
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other day, she asked him abouthis blood pressure medication, and he said
he takes it every day and hepicks up his prescription once a month,
And when she asked him how muchit costs, he said, it's free.
Care source pays for it. Soeither he's lying about his insurance and
his dentist or he's not taking hisblood pressure medication because it wouldn't have been
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paid for. All right. Ithink at the time I still had it.
That was when I had it,when it done my last prescription field,
I still got a few pills loft, So I gotta figure out how
I'm gonna get that one, getthat filled. All right, Well,
this is interesting. So you saidthat you picked this up. Now what
they give you? What do theygive you a ten year supply of pills
when you go to the pharmacy.No, they give you, you know,
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three days supply. Oh okay,but you were taking this blood pressure
medication every day. Yeah, Imean, like I said, I still
got a few. I still gota couple locks. So asurance ran out
in December of last year, sixmonths ago. Right, Yeah, well
there was a way. I Ican't I can't remember either way. I'm
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taking my medication. That's the wholepoint. You guys want me to drop
dead. I mean, I'm allfor that, but how are you How
is this possible? So your insuranceexpired in December last year. Now you
get a thirty day supply of medication. Okay, So let's say you go
in. Let's say you go inDecember thirty, first last day of the
month, last day of the year, and they fill your prescription. Right,
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Okay, So you get in athirty day supply. So let's say
then at the end of January,your pills are out, you go in
because you're taking them every day.As you told us, I always hate
out every day, but there'd besometimes No, No, that's not you.
Now you're changing your story. Imean, I mean yeah, I
mean you can hate it out.I mean it's like that. I mean
sometimes I'll forget to take them too, my white count. That's the kind
of const of your mind. Youget a whole story about how you take
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them every day. Yeah, justchanging. Yeah, okay. So let's
say you go in at the endof January to get your you know,
because your thirty days apply is up. Now I meant you go to the
pharmacy. You go to you goto refill your prescription. What happens though,
diy'll just say we can't fill it, or you always thought to pay
for out of pocket. So haveyou paid for it out of your pocket?
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No? Okay? So if youif if you got it filled on
December thirty first, you would havebeen up thirty days later if you were
taking it every day. But let'sjust say, oops, I forgot a
day here or there. You haven'thad it filled since December. That's six
months ago. Yeah, because sometimes, uh, I'll sometimes it be everyonem
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was almost every couple of weeks,I keep forgett I guess, like I
took my medication. I don't know, So every two weeks you forget Okay,
cause like that. Because let's justsay there's thirty days in a month.
Let's all do some Jeffrey math.Thirty days in a month, how
many days would six months be?It's one hundred and eighty, that's correct,
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yes, honest, all right,So you have a thirty day supply
at the beginning of that six months, we'll say, so you say that
you still have some pills left?So all right, So on average,
how often are you taking pills?If you start with thirty how many pills
do you have left right now?Probably once every other week? How many
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I've encounted how many pills I haveactually have left? Yet? So I
do part I can't tell you.So every two weeks you're taking a pill.
You're saying every other week one pill. No, I take two of
them because I have two different medican, two different meds I gotta take.
So I'm talking about Teddy hasn't refilledin six months. But okay, last,
so let's just say you have twentyfive All right, let's just say
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that you have five pills left,So you've taken twenty five over that one
hundred and eighty days. That wouldbe on average you take a pill?
How often? Let me think,I'm trying to think of how how to
do the math on that one.I don't know. I'm just like one
hundred and eighty days, right,and over that one hundred and eighty days,
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you took twenty five pills. Howoften are you taking a pill?
At least once a week? Itwould be the best way. I can
actually a little bit less than oncea week. It's you're close, But
if you do the math, itwould be twice a week. What no,
No, no, no, No, you're going the wrong way.
You're steering it. You're going thewrong way if you if you take Jeffrey
at his word, he is takinga pill once every seven point two days.
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Okay, all right, so thereyou go. Once once a week.
He takes his pill. Did yousee it today? No, I
didn't take it this morning. Yesterday? No, I took it. I
took what I took. I tookboth meds last week. He's the same
schedule as you. Brushing your teeth, man, I actually brush my teeth
it lasted day and this morning andit took a shower. But the doctor
says, take the pill every day. Correct, Yeah, I'm supposed to
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take the pill every day though.Yeah, this is not good. You're
supposed to brush your teeth every day, multiple times a day, and take
your medication every day. The onlything I hate about the one, the
one, the one that I take. It makes me go to the bathroom
more than I really want to go. You're in the bathroom, but now
you're not taking that pill at all. That's weird. You're just not going
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to the bathroom as much during theshow as I would if I was.
Actually, if I took the pill, this money, I'd be going to
just want to be a commercial break, Charlie. I go every time it
goes to the bathroom, I goto the bathroom. No, that's not
true either. I'd love spying onright over the divine or whatever. You
know. I'd rather spy on JoeCollins and Sophiel or Anythank you very much.
You call your insurance company. Icalled him on Monday. Wait,
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Monday. We find about this onWednesday, because uh yeah, I get
the future. We talked about thison Wednesday. You called on Mondays.
I didn't make a follow a Paulyet Son with Monday the way you worded
your question, eater. Okay,whatever, dude, all right, I
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gotta take a break. We'll beright on to Glory. Hang on tooth
stuck in your pubs. Hey,things can always be worse. A friendly
reminder from Rovers Morning Glory. Youknow, one of the things that is
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all the rage these days. Iguess at least this is what I read.
And I don't know if it's forreal or if it's just places trying
to get in the news for freeor whatever. But there are all of
these clubs that are members only andare supposed to be exclusive and in New
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York City, Los Angeles whatever,you'll see celebrities, Like there was one
I forget what it was. TaylorSwift, remember this story from like six
months ago. She was at someclub in New York City and somebody took
a picture of her and that wasagainst the members policy to take a picture
inside, and so then those memberswere kicked out and Taylor Swift probably never
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going back to this place. SoI forget the name of that place.
Steve, have you been paying attention? Are you aware of any of this
stogie? Like I see these storiesall the time about these clubs. Yeah,
well, there's one called Zero Bondwhatever that means at some club.
And when I say it's a club, it's it's like a I mean sometimes
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they're open during the day sometimes,but usually it's like a nightclub bar sort
of thing, and sometimes they're huge. But in order to get in you
have to become a member. Youcan't just pay. They have to like
vet you and you probably it's likea country club sort of thing, but
not a country club, not asfancies social club, I guess. Anyhow,
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so this Zero Bond place is aprivate club and there's a woman named
Caitlin Sinclair, and she's a memberof this I guess she's also in the
media. I think she's a businessreporter something for I actually I don't know
for who, may be the NewYork poster. I don't know, but
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she posted something here she is interviewingDonald Trump. She posted something on social
media on Father's Day. It's apicture of her holding a sign and it
says, you are here because yourdad's not queer, meaning you're here because
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your dad and your mom had sex, they pro created, and you were
born. So keep that in mind. She posted this, I guess it's
I don't know if it's anti gayor whatever. I don't know. It's
sort of It is a weird post. But she posts this on Father's Day
over the weekend and zero Bond sawthis and they said, you're out.
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We're revoking your membership. But sometimesa lot of these clubs you have to
pay like a five thousand dollars ora fifty thousand dollars initiation fee. I
don't know who has this kind ofmoney to go to clubs like that pay
this initiation. What do you needthat initiative? You can't find any if
you have that much money, peopleare gonna like you anyways, probably like,
what do you do you need topay to have more friends? I'd
(31:56):
be perks there, some kind ofperks. Maybe here's tale. They're at
zero Bond. Oh is that okay? Well? I don't know what they
got going on in Zero Bond,but apparently it's worth paying money to become
a member there. But they kickedher out because of her message, and
she says that is one hundred percentdiscrimination of her conservative beliefs. I guess
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she has to pay. Her annualmembership was four thousand dollars a year,
so I don't know if she hadan initiation figure or whatever. But they
I don't even think they refund yourmoney. If they kick you out,
they go, you violated member policies. Dieter, What do you think about
this? Should this woman have beenkicked out of this club for that message?
(32:45):
Oh? What's that to do withbeing a member. Well, they
must have some sort of a policyno hate speech or something. I don't
know if that would constitute hate speech. They probably reserved the right since the
private club. Yeah, they cantake anybody, I guess when like at
a at a store or a restaurant. We reserve the right to refuse service
(33:07):
to anyone for any reason. Yeah, and I guess that's what they are.
I'm just looking at her online activity. Seems like she just wants to
piss people off, So just don'tlet her in. Yeah, so you
would not have kicked her off.No, should people walk out there?
They are a Christian that believe ina man and a woman in marriage.
They should walk out with her andleave the club. They're gonna lose members.
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I don't think they will, really. I don't think in the middle
of New York City a private clubsthing. I don't know. Yeah,
they have a drag brunch on Sundays. So why is she a member of
the problems. Well, by theway, this chick what to say her
quads? Forget everything. Caitlyn Sinclairis her name. She's hot? Yes,
(33:55):
Okay, are you looking at thewrong person? Yes, never mind,
So she's not just trying to pisspeople off. No, maybe it's
it's a different person. Okay,all right? Is she an apology to
Caitlyn Sinclaire? I do I apologize. Let me see what she's up to,
okay, please? Yeah, hput those pictures back she's good looking.
(34:17):
Find her Instagram. Put all ofher pictures up? Can I can
you find that Charlie working on CaitlynSinclaire. Let's look at her because I
wouldn't kick her out of anything.She could ask. I could have a
member's only club. She can postevery day. I roversucks, Rover's bald
rovers ugly, he's stupid. Ohokay, whatever, not kicking you out?
Oh yeah, oh my goodness,Oh wow, okay, you gotta
(34:43):
find this Charlie. I found it. Okay, put it up. Let's
look at some of her Instagram photos. Oh yeah, would you kick her
out anything there? No, youcould say whatever the hell you want,
any hate speech you want. Iwould even kick her out of my bed.
You get to get dump on mybed like that Amber heard. Oh
okay, still not kicking out.What does she do with Trump? Nothing?
Who cares? I mean, like, is she I'm sure he just
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I'd convert to being a Donald Trumpsupporter if this chick for this chick,
you know, like some people convertreligions, you know, like oh,
I'm going to become a Jew becauseI'm going to marry a Jew. I
would I'd convert to being mister magajust to be with this chick. So
she's all right, Well anyhow,so she was kicked out. She says
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it's discrimination. She might have apoint. Look, I don't know,
is that is that hate speech?You're here because your dad is not queer?
Yeah, it's just making a point. Let's just say your dad was
gay, he had a gay lover. How would he really have you?
She's clearly a guns this must beI mean, it's definitely an anti gay
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sign, right, But people areallowed. That's great. She could be
anti something and doesn't mean it's hate. Well, just be an anti person's
existence kind of hateful. And nobody'sarresting her. She's allowed to say it.
Of course she's completely loud and she'snot. But it's this club where
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somebody owns you're allowed to go.Okay, that's how you feel. This
is the people always like talk aboutthe f around and find out, well,
she left around. She's finding outthat people talk about that all the
time. No, no, no, no no, the lib tards don't
talk about that. It's that's alwaysa right wing thing around. Find out
(36:34):
they always talk about this is nowit happening to them. You're reaping what
you sew. I don't understand.This is like you're just and it seems
like it. It goes against thisclub, also goes against almost everything she's
into, so why would she wantto be there? So she's also apparently
she is what's that Turning Point somethingor other. That's some conservative group,
(36:57):
right, Turning Point is something Idon't know what they are, college age
conservative. Well, she is theofficial spokeswoman of Turning Point Action. I
don't know if that's related to thesame thing. I don't I don't know
if that's it. But it alsosays she's a news personality. I don't
I believe perfect Oh yeah, mydream woman. It's also like a false
(37:22):
statement. There's plenty of gay men, you have babies. They just use
a woman as a it's for theeggs. You still have, your dad
can still be queer, and youcan still be here. Right. Maybe
maybe that's more of a recent thing. But maybe she means, yeah,
(37:44):
theater's here. They weren't really doingthat around when theater was conceived. That
was not a common thing. Yeah, it's more of a modern recent thingsnitz
Hey, dear, those are somelegs, aren't they. You keep getting
better on the way up right,just look at the phone. Who is
hell? Yeah, what's that quotefrom Necessary Roughness? Okay? All right?
(38:07):
Uh well anyhow, so she's kickedout, and I guess she won't
be able to enjoy her club anymore. But she says it's discrimination. They
say tough suck it, you're you'reyou're out of lot, sweetheart. Now,
Charlie was telling me, I don'tknow. I said, oh,
this girl must be my dream girl. She's got to make America great again.
(38:30):
Sign here. I do see herinterviewing someone that looks like she does
work for OA n oh Man,Charlie, go back to her. Are
you on still on her Instagram?Of course? Thank you. Go down
to these two the bottom left onthe first pager, the one where she's
in the black dress and she's likeholding onto a railing. Let's what really
(38:54):
inspect this one. I mean,this is just research here for for the
show. Oh my goodness, Wow, you're gonna kick her out of your
club? Do you think Trump hashit this? There's a lot of pictures
of her with Trump. This mighteven be at mar A Lago for all
week. I mean, there's tonsand tons of pictures. She is at
(39:15):
the football game. Let me seeher at the football game, the one
right next to that. Let'slee,she's a good looking Chief's game. Oh
wow, super Bowl? Man?Oh man, oh man. All right,
well, anyhow, Charlie said thatyou said that you you have a
dream girl for me? Now,oh yeah, what do you talk about
(39:36):
it a lot? Uh? ArianaGrande? Oh yeah, I ever't been
on the Ariana Grande for quite sometime. Like, I don't know when
she first got big. I'm like, I mean, I don't know,
I'm talking when I the first timeI ever heard of her. I guess
she was in like a was sheon Disney Channel or something. I never
heard of her, didn't know whoshe was when she put out the music.
(39:59):
That's the first I ever heard ofAriana Grande. And I was like,
oh it chicks pretty hot. Butokay, what about her? Why
I saved the video for you therewhere she's she's doing some for a podcast
and she's talking about her dream dinnerdate. Okay here, And I'm just
gonna say it's not you, Rover. Oh that's why you were like,
(40:20):
oh this is your dream girl?This is okay? All right? Here?
It is years ago, before theDahmer series. Before it was was
in Q and A with fans withyoung fans with young fans at the time,
I was like, I think itwas like in between like me being
kat and pop stuff. So itwas like a younger group, but it
was with a parent. Someone said, if you could have dinner with anyone
(40:43):
living and dead, who would itbe? And I was like, oh,
you're so cute who mom and dad? Is it okay if I give
the real answer? And they werelike, sure, I guess what's the
answer. And I was like,I've been Jeffrey Dahmer's pretty fascinating. I
think I would, like, youknow, maybe with a third party or
(41:06):
something, but I have questions.I want to, I have a lot
to I don't know. I wouldlove to. And their parents were like,
let's explain it later, and Iwas like, so, I'll just
sing problem and all right. Soshe wants to have dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
dMar obviously dead, but she's fascinatedby serial killers? Is that why?
Is that why she's a good matchfor me? Yeah? Didn't you try
(41:28):
to buy something of Damers? Uh? No, I don't think so.
I did see. I believe atone point his glasses were up for auction
or something like that. Yes,Arianna and I could be a real serial
killer power couple with my interest init, coupled with her interest and her
money. Boy, we could bebig collectors in the serial killer space.
(41:52):
So she's interested in that kind ofstuff. Who knew she's a freak.
If he'ar to that, she shouldget with that army hammer guy, the
annibal guy. That could really itwould be a matchman heaven. Right.
Have you ever listened to a podcastof of who any kind of like the
(42:12):
murder crap? No? No,I mean I hear enough of the commercials
on iHeart every podcast is a truecrime podcast. Some chick went missing?
What happened in every show? Now? Is that the same thing? They're
not there? Used to be wellmade, Now they're just to just turn
out crap. What do you mean? Like every show, every documentary that
you're like, oh, this looksinteresting. Sometimes there's usually it used to
(42:37):
be like, oh there's a twist. Sometimes now it's just like some girl
got murdered and it was the husbandand you're like, oh, that's what
I thought. The four part seriesyou're like, oh uh, big surprise.
Well, uh now that is interesting. I I don't you know,
I wouldn't I am. I guessI have a morbid curiosity. You guys
(42:59):
know that, but I don't knowif it would extend. I've never really
had the desire to meet serial killerslike that, to have dinner with Jeffrey
Dahmer. I don't that would youeven talk about. I think you would
ask like, Okay, so whydid you do this? What was it
(43:20):
like? Eating people, killing people? Whatever? Like I guess you want
to interview one, right, Ohyeah, yeah, of course, yeah,
I suppose. I guess that's differentthan going to dinner, for sure,
but you'd want to I would.I would also, though, you
have to be if it's a serialkiller, and you know, if you
(43:42):
interview them. I'm not saying youshouldn't interview a serial killer, but what
I want to do it just becauseI would feel bad for the family of
the victims. You know, Idon't think they would be happy if I'm
interviewing a serial killer on the showfor entertainment purposes and for you know,
you're making a sactually making money offof it. I could understand why they
would be upset over that. Butdid you see this thing where Ariana Grande?
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Now I did see something else where. It might have even been the
same podcast that she's doing, andshe changes her voice. Have you guys
seen that? No, Charlie,do you? I say that because that's
the two main things that came awayfrom this interview. So I saw this
(44:29):
in the news a couple of daysago. She's in the middle of this
interview and just bizarrely, you knowhow like Madonna would have a fake accent,
like a British check yeah, andit would just pop up, and
just one day she had an accentlike literally overnight. Well, Ariana Grande
in the middle of this interview completelychanges her voice and people are wondering why
(44:52):
listen to this? I were literallyliving there, and I felt like I
woke up today and I I feltlike Austin Powers being unfrozen, and I
was like, where have I been? Where have I been? I mean,
(45:14):
that's the only thing I thought.That's how I felt. I was
like, what has happened? Yeah? I don't know, but yeah,
I've been writing a lot and maybethere's some more, but I would like
to do a deluxe at some point. So what is the real what's her
real voice? And what's the fakevoice? Here? Hold on writing a
(45:34):
lot and maybe there's some more,but I would like to do a deluxe
at some point. So I wasin vocal lessons and acting lessons with Eric
Vitro and Nancy Banks for like monthsbefore my first audition, because Glinda is
a soprano and like opera soprano,not in the way that I'm like a
soprano and my pomp whatever. It'sa it's just a very different placement and
(46:00):
the voice. And I was justtraining and training it because even though like
the notes were there, it's adifferent earlier. I don't hear it.
I don't hear any of this.Purpose she was a fake baby voice.
She talks in all the time andthen she let it slip her normal kind
of deep voice. It's not evendeep, but she doesn't. She's putting
on a fake voice at all times. Okay, So you're telling me she's
(46:22):
like the opposite of that weird oldwoman who was the CEO of Yeah,
there was it called ARWS. Iremember her, Elizabeth Holmes, Yes her,
Okay, So she had a fakevoice and she purposely would deepen her
(46:43):
voice, and there's at one pointthere is an interview where she she accidentally
slips into her regular voice. Andpeople even went back and you know,
found stuff from before she became ceoand famous and she had a regular voice.
And then when she started the companywhich turned out to be a complete
fraud and a scam, multi billiondollar fraud. They said they had this
(47:07):
blood testing machine didn't work. It'sa total total fraud, and she's I
think she might even still be injail right now. But when she became
CEO or founded that company, shestarted talking like this because I think she
read something that the deeper your voiceis, the more people respect you.
(47:27):
So she started she started talking likethis. It was so bizarre. So
you're telling me Ariana Grande is theopposite. She has a fake, a
fake baby voice. Yes, ohit's clear. It's clear as day.
If you play the beginning, thefirst part, okay, and you jump
to her, you hear letting itslip all right where you see that on
the screen. Yes, you'll hearher speaking in kind of a deeper voice,
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and then she remembers what she's doingand then she'll she goes back to
this baby voice. So this isher regular voice where it says, letting
it slip. She's talking just likeyou and I are talking right now.
And then and then does she slipback into her baby voice after she recognizes
she was all right, So here'sher thanking for a second song. I
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mean, that's the only thing Ithought. That's how I felt. I
was like, what has happened?Yeah? I don't know, but yeah,
I've been writing a lot and maybethere's some more, but I would
like to wa that's that's if youwow. Just if you listen to that
part right there, that is wild. It almost sounds like it's I think
(48:32):
procester. I think a lot ofwomen do that. She came out and
addressed this old well, hold on, I got to hear it again.
Okay, so she talking in hernormal voice. That's how I felt.
I was like, what has happened? Yeah? I don't know, but
yeah, I've been writing a lotand maybe there's some more, but I
would like to do a deluxe atsome point. That sounds like a cartoon.
(48:55):
Yeah, it's very hot for actingvoice. Yeah, it was way
higher than that. She's not onthat show anymore. That's what she's known
for. Okay, when you're doingthat show, you have to talk high.
She's not have it on the showfor the past. Time you have
a phone voice? Do you havea phone voice? It's different than your
normal voice, isn't it. That'sher interview voice. I do one voice.
Her interview voice is you don't havea different phone I pitched. You've
(49:19):
had different voices before? Uh huh. Yeah, that's just when I would
have an ex girlfriend, I didn'twant to talk to him. I pick
up the phone. I have todisguise my voice. Hey, shame,
Oh it's not your he's dead.How do you call this number? A
go? How do you do youmean you have a phone more professional?
(49:43):
More you know, let's there's realvoices. But yeah, when you'd call
somebody, let's pretend you're calling Idon't know. You have to call your
Your internet is out, so youhave to call your internet company. Okay,
here I go. Hello, thankyou for calling Spectrum. I don't
know what I'm saying voice. Puthim on the spody kid, all right,
(50:17):
Yeah, he's trying to a nicehelp you the character. Just put
the phone right to your right toyour face. All right, I'm gonna
take a break. Do you wantto know why she does that. She
does it to protect her vocal cords. Oh, that's nonsense, to protect
(50:38):
your vocals, she goes, Yes, total garbage. What do you mean
to protect your vocals? Some No, I think some women think that's hot.
Yeah, yes, some women thinkguys want to hear that. Yeah.
And just like guys sometimes talk likethis' a little deep in their voice,
like Snitcher's phone voice, like theguy who he's called in a couple
(51:00):
of times, and I think heused to be a former TV guy.
Like, people just don't normally talklike that. Right, Hello, Rover,
how are you like? This isnot a normal thing. People do
that on purpose. I've got totake a break. Eight sixty six,
Yo, Rover. We will beright back. Hang on, don't let
your boss ruin your day. Startyour day with us and let Doug ruin
(51:24):
your day instead. We're back withRover's Morning Glory. What the shizzy is
(51:45):
coming up in just a moment thenews? What do you have on the
way, dug celebrity arrested now puttingtheir mugshot on merch? Who is it?
I'll tell you coming up. Plus, we have a rundown of the
top NFL play who have sold themost merchandise The top five NFL players coming
(52:06):
up next. All right, we'llget to that in just a moment.
Somebody said, you bought Ariana Grande'stour bus. I did. I didn't
buy it because it was Ariana Grande'stour bus. He smelled the toilet seed,
right of course. Okay, rememberwe did find that hair scrunchy thing
(52:30):
or something on the that's Ariana Grande'shair scrunchy. Did you keep it?
I'm wearing it as a stew ringright now. That's so gross. Hasn't
taken it off? Are you readyfor these shozy? Here we go,
da shozy on rollers morning, glorThere have been more than one thousand heat
(52:52):
related deaths reported at the annual pilgrimagein Saudia Arabia. Saudia Arabia. Yes,
aha, what's the annual? Ican't say it, hajj oh Okay,
the annual Islamic event in Mecca,and this year it falls during the
hot summer where the daytime temperature hassoared as high to one hundred and twenty
(53:15):
three degrees mark cub one hundred andtwenty three. Yeah. Despite Saudi officials
providing several cooling measures like missprays.There have been one thousand and eighty one
deaths reported from heat stroke. Thatnumber is expected to how many pople go
to this thing? A thousand onedeaths? Oh, how many people go
to this thousands and thousands of people? I think it's millions. Is it
(53:37):
millions? Oh? Like millions inthat picture. Oh, ever, you've
never seen this. It's wild.So they have this big cube in the
middle of Mecca. That's where whenI think the Cuba is Mecca. No,
I think Mecca is the I don'tthink the cube is Mecca. The
(53:58):
cube is called something out. Thecube is in Mecca. And so when
Muslims go to pray, they putthe little rug down and they always have
to face Mecca because that's where thiscube is. And when you when they
do this annual pilgrimage, I guessyou're supposed to go at least once in
your life. I think I don'tknow all about it. But here here's
(54:22):
the there's the cube, and allof these people are now kneeling praying at
this thing. But there you go, and they swirl around like they this
is a still photo, but theysort of like it looks like a drain,
you know, like in your bathtub. They're swirling around the drain.
So they all walk around in acircle like that, around this thing,
(54:49):
and it's it's it's pretty. Here'sa time lapse of it. Why I
see it? Yeah, the Kabbah, that is the something. So they
have to walk around it seven timesor something. Oh yeah, if you
lose track, just keep do acouple more, just for a good measure.
(55:10):
And if you're on the outside ofthis circle, it's longer. You
are really walking a far distance togo around that thing. So now if
you're on the inside of the circle, you can do seven times, no
problem anyhow. So, uh,one point eight million people are expected this
year, and they said last yearagain it falls on different times of the
year. This year it fell inthe hottest time. Last year they had
(55:34):
over two hundred deaths. Now we'reat almost eleven hundred. I'm pretty sure,
like you're not even allowed into Mecca, or at least near this cube.
You have to be Muslim to evento even go to Mecca because they
won't let you in. I don'tknow how they would. How do they
know? Couldn't I say I convertedor something. I don't know. If
you're supposed to lie, Well,you're not supposed to, but Jeffrey does
(55:58):
it every day, so I guessyou have to be. They somehow screened
you, maybe they ask you somequestions. Whatever about the Kuran, Jeffrey
goes to Messa. Whatever. Sni'sindependent presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy
Junior, will not be on thedebate stage next week. CNN has informed
(56:21):
his campaign that he has failed tomeet the criteria needed to get into the
June twenty seventh debate the President JoeBiden and former President Donald Trump. They
will be going head to head now. CNN required candidates to meet a threshold
of fifteen percent approval in at leastfour national polls. Kennedy only reached that
mark in three polls ahead of thedeadline. Do you think they did this
(56:43):
on purpose just to keep him out? Like they go, Okay, here's
what I mean, what a weirdthing, Like, Okay, you're not
allowed in unless you do this soarbitrary four national polls. Well, there's
also fifteen percent approval rating, alsothe requirement for the candidate to be on
the ballot. It's in enough statesto be able to win two hundred and
seventy electoral electoral votes, but hefell short. Is the only is on
(57:07):
the ballot in ten states. SoI mean, that's a good one.
If you're not even on the ballotand you can't even there's no chance for
you to get any we're close tothat for the electoral votes. I even
waste your time. I don't wantto hear from him if he's not even
a candidate, right, yeah,I mean he's not going to win.
But all right, you know JoeBiden has this is a very interesting strategy,
(57:30):
and maybe they're going to pump himup with drugs like they did at
that State of the Union. Hewas on a bunch of stuff. Jacked
up Joe the coke on telegrams,he jacked up Joe. Yeah, Rovercats,
you can't deny he was on somethingthat date. That's not the normal
Joe. Yeah. They hed something. They did do something to him hot
(57:52):
the way he was talking and hewas on So are they going to do
that for this debate? They haveto do something. Nut twelve. He
can't stay wait for five minutes.He can't. They can't have him go
out there and perform the way hedoes every other day of the year.
Freezing, yeah, arms at hisside, no falling asleep, mumbling,
having no idea. I mean evenI have to be honest that that interview
(58:15):
he did with sixty minutes like sixmonths ago, you probably saw that he
was. It's not it's not great. Obviously, it's not all there.
He really I'm surprised. If Iwere running Joe Biden's campaign, I wouldn't
let them do a debate. Now. I know that that's sort of unprecedented,
(58:36):
but I'd come up with some excuse, like it's not dignified to share
the stage with a convicted felon,and I'm too busy solving the Israel crisis
to any excuse you would anything thatwasn't related to health or cognitive ability.
That's what you would use as anexcuse. The fact that they're going to
(58:58):
let him get up there and debateis boy, that's a risky gamble now
for you those Well, it's greatfor him, and I think it gives
people, Okay, I can votefor that guy because he seemed to be
I don't think he's going to dowell. I don't know. We'll see
I do not own a VitaminX.It's one of those really expensive blenders,
(59:22):
but people that own him, theylove them. Have you ever had one?
I have not. No, it'svery expense. Are they local?
They might be made here locally,but I'm not positive about that. Very
expensive. They can cost up toabout one thousand dollars. Well, now
they have expanded a recall, andit is where the blades get exposed and
(59:43):
it can cut you. After dozensof reports of the lacerations from the explode
exposed blades, VitaminX announced recall offive hundred and sixty nine thousand blending containers
and blade bases for the high poweredblenders. So it expands on an extensive
recall already issued back in twenty eighteen. The container can separate from the blade
(01:00:04):
base, so then it exposes theblades and then twenty seven people have already
reported lacerations to Vita Mix, whichincludes eleven reports from a twenty eighteen recall
that affected more than one hundred thousandunits. You're not gonna they're not offering
replacements, they're not offering a refund. What do they stop using it immediately?
They'll give you a kit where youput the shield around it so that
(01:00:30):
it'll protect it. You know,I have. I don't know if you
remember, but years ago, thisprobably like five six years ago, there
was a recall of ceiling fans.Tomash probably knows this. There's a recall
of a particular ceiling fan model becauseas it's spinning, the blades would fly
off and hit people in the head. I just hit that thought. I
(01:00:52):
was laying in bed. I hadthe ceiling fan on. Yeah, I'm
like, what if I'm sleeping oneof the blades come off and hit me
on the side of the face.It was happening to a particular and I
have that fan. Oh boy.And I never never pay attention to recalls,
but it was. It was inthe news. I'm like, wait,
I actually have that ceiling fan inthe bedroom. I could be exactly
what you're talking about. I'm sleeping, this thing flies off ensie in the
(01:01:15):
face. So you contact whoever youget the fan. I think they were
sold at home depots, I don'tknow. And you contact them, we
got the kit. They send youa kit free of charge. You gotta
fix it yourself. You have tofix it yourself. And honestly, it's
that kit has been in the box. It's a little box for six years.
(01:01:35):
I never got up there and installedthat. Most people aren't going to
go do it. Them's too lazyto Hey, Rover, quick question,
is that ceiling fan happened to beHampton Bay Blanca? H I don't know
who it is. I don't knowif he comes over, you come over
(01:01:57):
for you? Okay, all right? Can you hear a single word?
I'm saying no, it's all Iwas asking what we want? We want
me bring my son over sunny becausethe ceiling fan? You what day Sunday?
Sunday, Monday works to work foryou? Third question? Third time?
Can you hear the Can you heara single word? I'm saying no,
I wasn't. I didn't hear you. Wow. Does he have his
(01:02:22):
headphones turned? No, they haven'tplugged in because he talk to you trying
to talk to I was trying toI do. But I always asked you
a question to what was your question? I forget? Okay, all right.
JJ Reddick, who played fifteen seasonsin the NBA, has agreed to
a deal to become the new headcoach for the Los Angeles Lakers. Reddicka
(01:02:45):
is no coaching experience. That's prettywild, isn't it. But does have
experience working with Lebron James podcast.Okay, so Lebron wants him, he's
the coach. He has no experience. We're going to give him that coaching
job of the Lakers. We needto do that, Lebron. That's it's
and that's that is. This isinteresting, Like if you look at Michael
Jordan, he had obviously a lotof pull out of sway with the Bulls,
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but Lebron James. This is oneof the criticisms against Lebron is that
he and his people, his entourage, whatever, they hold a lot of
sway. They really call the shotson these teams that he plays on.
And from my understanding, I'm nota basketball expert, just stuff that I've
read. They go it's not generally, it's not the they're doing things that
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aren't so hot for the actual team. But nobody can say anything because it's
Lebron James, right, And Iwas thinking about it, you know,
Lebron James, I'm not putting him. Obviously a great basketball player, there's
no doubt about it, but lookat what Michael Jordan did. I don't
think you can compare Lebron James toMichael Jordan. Michael Jordan won championships period.
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One team figured out how to getit done. Even if it was
multiple teams, still it wouldn't matter. Lebron James. He won with Miami,
one with Cleveland. But he he'snot figuring out a way to get
his team to win the championship leadership. There's something like doing that that he's
(01:04:15):
doing wrong, I think, andmaybe that criticism is correct. I don't
know. I'm not enough of anexpert. But now he's backing off of
the Remember he said, oh,I want to play with my son Bronnie,
because Bronni is going into the draftnext week as the NBA Draft,
and he's like, oh, Iwant to play on the same team as
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Bronni. So it's like throwing thiswhole thing into a into a tizzy because
what team they go? Okay,we want it. We'd like to have
Lebron James. Will he come playfor us? I believe he's free to
do so. I think under hiscontract with the Laker, I think he
can opt out or whatever. Butshould we draft Bronni? We don't want
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to. We really don't want to. Draft Bronnie James. What should we
do it so we could get LebronJames. Now his people are saying,
oh, no, he's he's offthat idea. Now he's he's he doesn't
want to play with Bronnie anymore.Don't wait to say that. In the
past twenty years, he's been sayinga fifteen however, you want to play
with Bronnie, you want to playwith Bronnie. You want to hold out
and play with your son. Yes, that's his dream. I think that's
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a pretty cool idea. If Iwere Lebron James, I would probably want
to do exactly the same thing.I mean, that's to be on the
court at the same time, andthat's it with your song. Yeah,
that's that's I mean, that's somethingelse that really is Obviously it's he's able
to do it because he's had sucha long career and he started at such
a young age right out of highschool Lebron James, so it's it's remarkable
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he's been able to play as longas he has. And I'm not faulting
him for wanting to play with somebody. I don't buy it when they're like,
oh yeah, oh, you knowwhat I'll forget it. Never mind,
your dream is gone. Yeah,right before a week before the draft.
Now he's changed his mind. SoI don't know what's going on there.
Maybe they're saying that because he wantsto stay in LA with the Lakers
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and they don't want somebody else todraft Bronnie James. So he's like,
ah, no, I don't wantto play, forget it, I don't
want to play with my son,hoping that no one else will take Bronnie.
And then he'd like, Okay,now what are we going to do?
That's gotta be there's some sort ofulterior motive for this go on.
Over the past year, there's arundown of the top ten NFL players who
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have sold the most merchandise. Thatincludes jerseys, T shirts, wall details,
and bobbleheads, among other things,but those are the main things.
Fifth place Christian McCaffrey. Fourth placeTravis Kelcey. I thought he'd be number
one. What is this the topwhat NFL merchant most merch sold? Top
five? We think Travis kelcey benumber one. Third place Patrick Mahomes,
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Okay, yeah, he'd be upthere. Second place Jason Kelsey, which
I thought was weird. Wait,the brother the center for the Eagles is
selling more than Travis Kelsey at theswift Pipe. I thought that was weird
too. He has got to bea misprint. This is this is wrong
or something? All right, Who'snumber one? Then, Jalen Hurts,
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quarterback of the Eagles, top wow, selling over Mahomes. Aaron Rodgers was
in six. Is this just forlike a brief period of time or is
this like the past year, overthe past year, over the past year.
Interesting? All right, well thatis a little bit surprising. I
guess so a lot of people aretelling me to see. I told you
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I'm not a big basketball fan.He won in twenty twenty, Paul,
he says with the Lakers. Sohe won with the Lakers as well.
Okay, four four total rings,two with Miami, one with the Cavs,
one with Lakers. Okay, Andhow many did Jordan have seven?
Six? I thought he had seven? You think, well, Tom Brady
had seven, I think? Okay, all right, h I didn't know
(01:08:00):
that Lebron had that. I didn'tknow more. But it's not the same
as Jordan. That's why I'm like, you can't compare him, because Jordan
has more and it was with oneteam and in a shorter career too true.
So I that is one thing youhave to give Jordan credit for.
I think that he just they won, They figured out a way to win.
They won, they won, theywon, and Lebron's teams they they
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don't really. Yeah, all right, go on, And we were just
talking about merch. Somebody was arrestedand they've turned this opportunity into selling merch.
It's not justin Timberlake, m it'sactually Travis Scott. He was arrested
after getting hostile with people during ayacht party near Miami Beach and was charged
(01:08:50):
with disorderly intoxication and trespassing. Thiswas this news came out early yesterday morning.
He's on a world tour and nowhe's using this to sell T shirts.
He's put his mug shot on aT shirt already. That was all
right, So he got in alittle bit of trouble. I don't know
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if you know where the area isdown quote it's Miami, because I think
they go, all right, areyou drunk? And he's it's Miami,
we're supposed to do. Yeah.He was standing by a dock on Miami
Beach. Yelling at the vessel occupants. There was of course strong smell of
alcohol, and he was asked ifhe was drinking, and that's what he
said was it's Miami. So hewas detained due to a misunderstanding and then
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misunderstanding. He's using that mugshot.N are the best his Nikes? Yea,
the backwards swish. I don't knowwhat's that looks like exactly? All
right, there you go. That'sRoberts won Andy. Is he good,
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Charlie? Are you into his music? His hits? Yeah? I like,
I don't. I have not reallylistened to a bunch of his stuff,
but yeah, yeah, I don'tknow. I really don't know any
of his stuff. This song stoppers, Oh, this is huge. I
think I think a lot of thisstuff could be huge. I just don't
know. This is not my hislast album I think did not do well.
(01:10:21):
He just released one. I don'tthink people liked it. First song
was great, That's right after Thatwas awesome. That was his first album
to come back after the incident andAstra World. Oh right, right,
there's a whole bunch of dependents backwards, which is cool. He is the
obviously team with Nike, right no, he does this, yeah time,
(01:10:44):
Yeah, what's a dumber comment?That kind of the one that she had
yesterday about the suicide. And it'severy day. It is amazing, Bro,
she TOMPs herself every day with stupidcomments. I heard speaking of albums
flopping, that's what. Well,I don't know if you could take this
(01:11:08):
as truth or not, but asupposed inside or take that with a grain
of salt. Said that that's whyJustin Timberlake was so inebriated because he's been
depressed that his album has been sucha huge flop. It actually dropped out
of the top two hundred. LikeJeffrey could put out an album and make
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it a top two hundred, maybein the top two hundred is nothing.
So his latest album, which heput out not too long ago, has
already dropped out of the top twohundred. Album is a huge flop.
And they said, that's why heis desponding over that, and he's been
depressed and he's disappointed, hugely disappointed, and that's why he's been on a
bender because he is so upset overthat. Now. I don't know if
(01:11:53):
that's true or not. Oh Ibelieve that, but that's why he was
so drunk and then he ends upgetting arrested for duy. Now the police,
the TMZ put in a request forthe body cam, which they have,
but the police said, can't,can't release it ongoing investigation. I
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don't know what kind of investigation youhave that. You know, if you
were arrested for duy, theater caseclosed, like they arrest that night,
they ought the next day, you'llbe playing it at seven thirty either blow
a breathalyzer or not. And that'sit. You know, there's no I
don't know what kind of investigation they'redoing. Till the case is closed,
then they'll release it. They said, all right, I've got to take
(01:12:38):
a break. We will be rightback on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on
celebrating twenty plus years of kicking thecompetition right in the crank. We're back
to rovers Morning Glory. Dougie,you are all for women's lives, equality,
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equity, all of that, right, Not like your tone, but
just asking, you know, accusatorytone. I feel like you're setting me
up for something. Anything a mancan do, a woman can do maybe
even better. Right. Yeah,Well, we are debating in Congress right
now a bill that will force womento register for the draft, the military
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draft. Right now, all men, all males, need to register for
the selective Service. Now, moststates do it automatically. You get a
driver's license, you're registered, Youapply to a college, you're registered.
It's weird. I guess. Ifyou don't do that, you have to
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manually submit your info to the draft. I don't know. I don't know
how that all works now. Kids. When I was like, get everyone
had their driver's license. Nowadays,kids don't even want to get a driver's
license. I don't get it.I have to look at my phone.
I can't drive just uber. SoI don't know what they're doing. Maybe
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they maybe they're supposedly manually signing upor whatever. I guess, but it's
a severe consequences if you don't signup for this. I think it's a
felony anyhow. But that means likeif you were if there was a time
at war. I think the lasttime we had the draft was during the
Vietnam War, and if we needtroops, you could be it between I
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think it's between the ages of eighteenand twenty five I think are the ages
where you could be drafted. That'sit. It we're clear, you and
I are. We're all right.Anyhow, some people are upset by this.
They said, oh, oh waita second, hold on, our
wives, our sisters, our daughters. They shouldn't be forced to sign up
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for the draft. And who issaying that. Well, all of the
conservatives say, no, no,no, you can't allow women to do
this if they so choose to bein the military. Okay not They were
against that for many years, butnow they're okay, grudgingly. What do
you think, Dougie, should theyforce women men? We don't have a
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choice. We all had to signup for it. I remember there was
something. I don't know if wegot something in the mail or what it
was, but my mother was Ido remember when I was. I guess
it must have been in high schoolor something. I do remember. My
mom was like, oh, thissucks because I don't know if you had
(01:15:57):
to fill out a little slip ofpaper or what it was, so I
don't remember. It was a selectiveservice or something else. Yeah, yeah,
And my mom was like, it'sweird, just I guess a normal
reaction for a mother. Now,whatever year this was, we were not
at war, we weren't going tobe drafting anybody, but my mom was
still reluctant or wary of if shedidn't. Obviously, you don't want to
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sign your son up for this wherehe had drafted and fight a war against
his will. She didn't like it. So what do you think do She
said? Women can do everything aman can do, So what's fair is
fair. If we don't have achoice, we have to sign up for
the draft and go fight a war, whether we want to or not.
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Same should apply to women. Right. I saw this story, and it's
weird because Gianna and I've been talkingabout colleges and questions and thinking about places
that she would like to go orfield she would like to enter. So
when you said the fourteen freshman,that was very judging. What what I
(01:17:08):
asked? How she was? Ifeel like you was judging. I didn't
find that judge. I felt judgingtoo, very judging. What was your
point of asking that in case peopledidn't know because she was only fourteen?
She was only fourteen? There itis I was judging anyway, So when
you think about that, it kindof hit home, thinking just in a
(01:17:31):
few years she could be drafted.Not a fan. I don't like it.
I felt fair way. Yeah,you understand that. I understand that
if men have to do it,why you shouldn't a woman have to do
it, because I should have theright to veto that and say no,
I don't want my kid to gooff to war. My mom didn't have
the right to veto. But you'rea man, you're a boy. You're
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stronger than a woman when it comesto Oh no, not in the workplace,
not in corporations. I'm waste smarterthan you, way way better than
But they just in the military.Women are not smart, is what you're
talking. No, they are smart, but when it comes to fighting the
opposite. When it comes to fightinga war, these women could be generals.
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They could totally kick out. Whenit comes to fighting war, women
are stupid. Didn't say they're stupid. Men are stronger, so we shouldn't
have female firefighters or cops then,right, because men are stronger. I
am absolutely no, because a femalecop can do sometimes more benefit than a
male cop. This is exactly whatI said a couple of days ago.
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She's just like Jeffrey ripping off everyNo, you're saying they're not strong enough
to be a soldier or in themilitary to fight a war, so want
my kid to go over there.So in other words, let me break
it down. Let me break thisdown. Doogey is all for something until
it involves her kid. She goes, Oh, that's yeah, I don't
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like that anymore, right a littlebit. Would you want your kid to
go off to war and be foorstNo, of course not. Who would.
No parent wants that for their kid. Obviously it's a nightmare scenario.
But the fact of the matter ismen need to sign up for this.
Men are forced to sign up forthis. We don't have a choice that's
really going to spend And so ifwhat do you mean, what if what's
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going to happen a draft? Imean you really think they're going to say
it's a force situation? God,if the hit the fan, what else
are you going to do? Itjust makes you this is why people so
much more that volunteer to fight forour country, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, the balls ittakes for these men and women,
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these kids to do this. It'sjust crazy. I'm telling you right now,
Like during the Vietnam War, Iwould have been a draft dodger.
I ain't going over there fighting.Are you kidding me. Forget that.
I'm moving to Canada, I'm movingto Mexico, I'm moving to Saudi Arabia,
as she calls it, I'm movinganywhere, maybe all Australia. Yeah,
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but in some countries, men andwomen do not have that choice.
Take North Korea for example. Theyhave the fifth largest standing army in the
world, and they can script bothmen and women. See with Russia and
China, we'll still kick their ass. Do you think women should be forced
to enter the draft, Jeffrey,I mean, just to be fair.
I mean yeah, I mean ifmen have to do it. I mean
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because like that's probably a lot ofa Thirderian countries like Russia and China,
North Korea, yeah, they canscript both women and men. And women
well, I mentioned before my highschool one of my high school girlfriends uh
just went to Israel to sign upbecause she was Israeli. M So don't
they have to They have to haveto serve. The men and women have
to serve there. That's right,it's mandatory. It's not that you could
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possibly be drafted, it's that youserve. I think South Korea even has
that same thing as well, becauseI just I don't know if it's men
and women. I don't know,but I just saw some story. One
of the guys is it BTS.Is that the group one of the one
of the guys in BTS. Hejust got back from his military is mandatory
military service there in South Korea,and all these chicks were going crazy for
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him. Of course, But dowhat if you had a boy instead of
instead of a girl? No,no, what, I don't want to
go. Wait a second, Soa minute ago, it was yeah,
that should be men only, menonly. If you had a son,
then it's not men only anyone exceptfor my kid. Basically, that's what
(01:21:36):
you're saying. I know. That'swhy I just came back and said anyone
that volunteers, like, how amazingand strong are they? She's trying to
twist it. She goes, oh, let me hope that I can somehow
you'd be support of military people ormilitary families. Let me kiss their ass.
(01:21:56):
I'm not kissing to get some kindof reacting a total hypocrite, and
you know I have to because hewants shut up. Said I've been copying
a total hippocrat, So want mekiss some ass to try and win people
back? Over. That's what she'ssay. I'm trying to win. I
know people that like me. That'sfine. I'm just saying, turn my
mic back up. No, no, I like it better this way.
Let me keep talking, let meadjust a little bit. What's that You're
(01:22:18):
going to turn it completely off rightnow? How well can you get it?
Rover Charles in Pennsylvania around Rover's Morning, Glory, Morning Charles, there's
the Morning Rover and everybody, Hey, what's happening. I'm making a quick
point. I happen to disagree.I don't feel women should be obligated in
the military. That no disrespect tothem. They're beautiful, all of them.
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But I'm going to bring a pointout about the draft. I think
it's totally politically illegal. We shouldhave learned from the Vietnam era. It
was a slaughter. Everybody knew it. We need to come up with something
that's more common sense and completion.Well, we do. We have an
all volunteer military now. The onlyreason we have these selective service in the
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draft is and we're not planning togo back to it. But again,
if if the hits the fan,what are you going to do? You
have to have somebody out there fighting, and it would be an absolute last
resort obviously, but when it's it'sit's the country. Sorry, I mean
to cut him off. I actuallyhung up right there, but he was
(01:23:26):
going to make a point. Butsorry, if the if the very existence
of the country is on the line, you drafting everyone, every man,
woman, child, whatever, yougotta do, what you gotta do.
I'm all for this. I say, draft women, draft everyone. Why
not, Snitz What do you think, Well, my kids are all older,
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so they it would skip past theage what was it, twenty five?
I think that's max. Yeah,that's for all branches Rover, I
think, so twenty to be drafted. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying
yeah, yeahah yeah. I meantwo of my sons were in a military.
I don't want them to go towar, of course not. But
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if that's what they want to do, you know, more more power to
them, you know, like likeDoug you said, they're you know,
think of the heroes. You know. I would say if I were running
the draft and I have everyone betweenthe ages of eighteen and twenty five,
male and female, I'd have toimplement some sort of ratio. Though,
you don't go Okay, we justrandomly pick and it's fifty to fifty.
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You don't want a fifty percent femalearmy, obviously, I don't think so
you'd go, okay, let's doeighty percent out of the male group and
twenty percent out of the female group. I that's the way that I would
do it. I'm saying most combatis not on the ground anyway nowadays,
is it. There's still door todoor clearing out buildings and stuff a lot.
(01:24:54):
I've seen a lot of that,but I'm just saying most of it
is I'm assuming drones and those kindof things from no bomb strikes, yes,
but the door to doorway clearing ahouse, and it's who do you
want with that where you're kicking indoorsgoing upstairs? There's some tough ladies out
there. Yeah, yeah, wellyou did still want a man? Yeah,
I mean, let's just be honest. You want a man. If
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you're in a burning building, whodo you want dragging you out? A
male or female? You want amale. They're stronger. I'm just And
if you're in a war, you'refighting a war, you want men fighting
alongside of you. And no,that's not a no offense to women.
Trust me, I said I wouldflee the country because I'm such a huge
pussy. So there are a lotof women that are tougher than me,
no doubt about it. But I'mjust saying, if you had to choose
(01:25:35):
an all male force or an allfemale force, what are you going to
do? All male? Obviously borderlinespectacular rights ro over. What about the
non binary people? That is aninteresting that. How do you? I
(01:25:56):
mean, it's a good question.I guess I never thought of that.
So now everyone their gender is fluid. It's not a you know, it's
a constriction of the patriarchy or whitemale this and that. What. I
don't whatever. People say, socould you dodge the draft? Well that
if that were a thing, everyonewould be turning transgender, wouldn't they.
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Yeah, immediately, if there waslike a huge war, World War three,
people are getting drafted, you'd belike Clinger from mash putting on a
dress. Oh yeah, I identifyas a female. Now do they get
out of the draft. That's agood question, duge in your world,
what happens? I don't know.That's that's a tough According to you,
(01:26:44):
they would if you identify as awoman, that you can use whatever bathroom,
you can do whatever you want todo. Everyone has to call you
the right pronoun. You're a manand you identify as a dog, then
you don't go. You have tohonor that. If you're an animal.
You can't send an animal to becausewe're not drafting cows. And if I
identify as a cow, really that'sthe way you think, Well everyone,
(01:27:09):
no one would ever be drafted ifthat was the case, because anyone who's
getting drafted to be sent over likein Vietnam, you go, Okay,
I'm a cow or I'm a woman. That wouldn't have flown back then.
You think people are getting out ofVietnam by now. You know what they
did not allow in the military atthe time, gays. So I wonder
(01:27:35):
if you were going to be draftedin Vietnam. And I don't know the
answer to this. I wasn't aliveback then. But they did have good
music, didn't they. So ifyou were going to be drafted to go
to Vietnam and you show up andyou you say I'm gay and your prants
(01:28:00):
are around making a show of itwhether you're gay or not, do they
take you out of the military.Because at that time, they go no
gays allowed, And if they did, why wouldn't everyone go, yeah,
I'm totally gay, right, maybethey'd make Maybe you'd have to like watch
them be f a guy all right? Or would you like was there?
(01:28:25):
Was it like illegal at the time? I honestly I don't know. Well
I think who is it? TedNugent just crapped his pants to get out
of it. That's an easy wayto do it. Oh yeah, he
just hadded a pile of his ownmaking. Wait, Ted Nugent, I
thought I thought he was mister Americaand loves America and guns, guns gone
and not when it comes to actuallygoing to war. He personally didn't shower
(01:28:47):
for a couple of weeks, andwhen he went to the draft office,
he took a huge crap in hispants. He said this to get out
of the draft. Why wouldn't hewant to go fight for America? That's
a great question. He hated Americathat much. I didn't know this,
(01:29:08):
and they let him out. Theyhave this guy guy in Allentown, Pennsylvania.
He around Rover's Morning Glory. Goodmorning guy, morning Rover. Hey,
what's happened? I just wanted toh my daughter is currently in the
(01:29:30):
army. And when she was likeall honors in high school and she got
a she wanted to be a forensicscientist and she got accepted and I've got
a full scholarship for four years.And she said, no, college was
my backup plan if I couldn't getinto the military. And she's been in
(01:29:53):
Germany for the last three years.What does he do there, this satellite
communications operator? I see? Allright, So do you think that women
should be drafted just like guys?If there's a serious war, would we
draft women too? I mean,right now they don't have to, but
should they? I think they should? Okay, all right, put everyone
(01:30:15):
in there, every daughter, everysister, every wife. If you're between
the ages of eighteen and twenty five, we could draft you right into service.
It is fair. What's fair isfair at Douji. And it is
interesting. Somebody, thank you guys. Somebody said, well, the military
wouldn't care. It's be the waythat you were born. Did you have
a penis or not. If youhave a penis, you have to be
drafted it. Now, No,I don't know if that's true, because
(01:30:38):
now, yeah, you get apassport, you get to choose your gender
on a passport, and if youdon't have a gender, you just put
an X. They allow you toput an X. Now, so if
that's the case, you have togo with what people say they are.
I just don't know how you wouldever draft anyone ever again. Now NSD
says that Ted Nugent story is fake. So now it was in High Times
(01:31:00):
magazine nineteen seventy seven and interview withhim Times talking about how he purposely smoked
meth and didn't shower to get outof the draft. And then later when
these are his own words, whatabout this crap in his pants? Though?
Goodn't it? Okay? Uh see, I approach this whole thing like
Ted Nugent, cool, hard workingdude, these are his words. Is
(01:31:24):
gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles andthe armed forces. I'm gonna play their
own game and I'm gonna destroy him. Now, my whole body is crusted
in poop and pee. I wasill, and three or four days before
I started staying awake, I wasclose to death, but I was in
control. I was extremely ANTII drug, as I've always been. But I
snorted some crystal meth and he justgoes on from that. UHC says,
(01:31:48):
it's a bunch of bs he gaveto an article and they took it as
fact. But I mean, hey, you have to take him at his
word. He later, after everybody'slike, WHOA, that's a weird thing
you said in the seventies, saidoh, I made that up to sound
cool. So yeah, he's definitelywalking it back. He was very He's
that kind of person when he getsaround somebody, he just starts talking and
(01:32:12):
he just starts saying things that don'treally makes sense. Yeah, like just
to kind of get the reaction.You're like, what like he fed off
that. Here's specifically theater you're askinga question. Two weeks before he had
this meeting, I stopped eating anyfood with nutritional value. I just had
chips, pepsi, beer stuff.I never touched buttered poop. I don't
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know what that means, little jarsof polish polish sausages, and I drank
the syrup. I was this sideof death. Then a week before I
stopped going to the bathroom. Idid it in my pants poop pee.
The whole shot my pants got crustedup. So yeah, he just said
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he crapped in his pants for aweek. So then they go, okay,
we got a shandy over you're drafted. We got a Shandy in the
Vietnam, but he's just covered inpoop. And then they go, oh,
we can't send this. Okay,so he got out of the draft.
Huh, that's what he says.All right, I've got to take
a break. We'll be right backwith the Shizzy the news next. Hang
on, they say nobody wants towork anymore. Hey, but we didn't
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want to work before either. That'swhy we got into radio. Duh.
Welcome back to rovers Morning Glory.Coming up in a moment the news.
What do you have on the way? Another story where you're going to say
they run out of idea and Iactually like this idea, but I think
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you're gonna hate it. I'll tellyou what the idea is next. All
right, we'll get to that interesta moment. Charlie. One day.
That is the It's like Jeopardy oneday. That's the answer. Now you
give me the question day day.Oh, I already know. Okay,
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that's the answer. What's the question. It's been how long has it been
since the air conditioning was fixed?And Dougie started complaining this cold. I'll
take that answer. Shit, it'sreally how long is actually that? Maybe
that's incorrect. The question should havebeen how long did the air conditioning fix
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work? One day? Oh,it's not working, it would be broken
again. Well, it's set tosixty nine, but it's seventy three degrees
in here right now, Charlie.So, well, see there was an
issue right before you got back.They'd fixed it. And then I know
it's working, and I go inthe studio and it's really hot in there,
and I go, why is itso hot? So they fixed it
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and it was again seventy three allthe time, it's just hot, and
I go in there it's still seventythree, and I go, why is
it seventy three? Why would itbe? Why would this happen? Dugi
got cold and reset it so thatall this time of complaining of getting it
down and getting to work, itwas actually working. But she personally turned
it back up to the temperture wasto the temperature that it was. Yeah,
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I was cold, but neither herenor there. Well, because it's
an important little aspect, Well,you want the ability to be able to
change the temperature whatever your comfortable temperatureis but you should be able to go
up or down. But it wasn'tworking at all. But I also agree
that they finally fixed it. You'dbe saying I'm hot, I'm hot,
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I'm hot, And they finally madethe ability to turn it down, and
she kept it right where it wasthe entire time, well as of this
morning. She just put it downto sixty nine. Because you were giving
a hand saying commercial break. You'relike, oh my god, sot at
eight thirty coming up, we haveto shut the store. No one comes
in on Friday. The rules areokay, if we'll keep it open.
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I would love to be able tosomeone told you at you have to shut
it every day. Yeah, eightthirty Kennedy. Keief Kennedy said that,
why is that because too loud?You're saying you're too loud. It's actually
understandable. I get the rule.I'm not complained about the rule. It's
just that now there's three people inthis room, one guy exposing a lot
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of skin, okay, and justradiating heat. I just want to I
just want to show you short wellone buddy. Somebody said they sent me
a textbusage ago. I was tryingto check out Crystal on rm G t
V. But I couldn't get pastJeffrey's daisy dukes. He has some short
shorts, short short. Good aboutthose walls? Those are no those are
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not only are they short, butthey're tight around the thighs. There there's
no air going in and out,no circulation, and it traps things in.
I just but the arm pits,you know, those are free flowing,
only exposed, And I do likethat. He has his uh he
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has a tank top, tank toptucked into his short his sweatpants cut off,
sweatpants shorts, he's the look theseare customs. Oh he did this?
Oh, I can't tell pan shortshe cut off? All right?
So I just get a little hotin here. The flies have been reintroduced
to me. What the hell isthat I keep seeing flies out there?
I don't know. Something happened andthen somebody brought in a bunch of food
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and dropped off a bunch of foodin the room. I don't know if
anybody somebody dropped off a bunch offood and they started just using this as
the trash room again. Dieter.He took it out of there and said,
here Jeffery, here's all your food. Jeffrey doesn't a bunch of food
over here, crackers, muffins,all this stuff. So I said,
Jeffrey, here's your food back.I'm not sitting here anymore. So I
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gave it to Jeffers, like,yeah, I want to put on the
phone. Along was just piling upthis food for weeks. It was all
over this area. Why wouldn't youguys throw that out? He doesn't bring
food in, so we just seesnacks on it throughout the week. I
I we need to we need to. Well, the air conditionings be fixed.
Well, okay, it was setat You're like, uh, it's
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hot. It's so hot, andit's kind. I can see on the
thermostat it's seventy three degrees in thestudio right now, but in this room
it's different. It all go ahead, and then it was set this is
what is a red flag. Thethermostat was set to seventy degrees, so
it was already not cooling it downto seventy. So then she just dropped
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it to sixty nine to see whatit does. Now. Yesterday I came
in. They go, oh,how my first day back? They go,
oh, how is the how's theair conditioning? We got it fixed
one day before you got back.As I go o, sleeves a little
bit cold to me personally, Iwas freezing my ass off in that studio.
So it was working just fine yesterday. Now there is also a green
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light on the thermostat. What doesthat green light mean? Do she?
It is on off? So isit on or is it off? Huh?
Green was on? It's gonna beon? Yeah, okay, so
it's on right now. It's setto sixty nine. Is anything happening?
No? Okay, I mean toset it down. The fan on?
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Does it say the fans on auto? Is the fan on? Looks like
the fan is set to high?Okay, it's the fans just be running,
Yeah, the fans always on.I feel like this thing already broke.
Youre the issue? Is that room? This is hold on? Now?
She's hitting mode? Okay, what'syour mode? What are you?
(01:39:27):
Huh? It's on auto? Okay, I guess that would be correct.
Put it in sixty seven and let'sjust see. That's going to freeze me
out of here. But sixty six, oh, sixty six, it won't
work. It's not going to work, all right, let's see what happens
here. So it worked for oneday. You're telling me one day at
work, one day you're not here. Yeah, one day theater. It
worked for one day. That wasthe answer. Just went to sixty eight.
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So it doesn't want to let meset it. Did you hit set?
Yeah? See, I think theyhave this, and I've been saying
this all along. I think theyhave this somehow. They're so cheap here,
you know, our stock is likeat twenty two cents or whatever.
They're so. Oh now she's ina menu. This is bad news.
(01:40:09):
Oh my god, she's touching buttons. Yeah, she has no what are
you doing? Oh my god,douche, what are you doing? Get
out of the menu. You shouldnot be in the expert settings. Oh
my god. No, no,you don't need to go to a menu
to work. A thermostat's randomly pushedbutton. Yeah, I see the fans
on high, so it's actually goneup. So she started to get Yeah,
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does that make sense. The pointI was trying to make is the
fartbox is a tenth of the sizeof your room, so and it's connected
to the same thermostats. So whenthe heats on and there are the heats
on and here there's no heat on. Well whatever, I'm just saying that
it has way bigger swings of whatit's doing in this room. There is
also a conspiracy theory, and thatis that Eager Beaver, the program director.
(01:40:57):
He he's a married man as children, but I hear he has a
crystal fetish, oh god, andhe's keeping it hot in the studio to
try to get her to remove Thisis just the rumor that's floating around the
office here. I don't know ifthere's any truth. I believe it.
He seems like a perv. He'swell, he got the AC fixed and
put it very cold yesterday, hopingthat the nips would be popping on thhos.
(01:41:23):
It didn't work. I don't knowwhat she had. Maybe she's put
band aids over the nipples, pasties, I don't know what. So it
did work. So now he's gonethe opposite way and is heating get up,
trying to get it hotter hot orhotter to get her to remove clothing.
He has this insatiable desire fetish crystalfetish, phone screen or fetish actually
for skin, that's right, yes, for her skin. But it's not
(01:41:45):
working at Jeffrey showing more skin thanCrystal is. Now Crystal is that is?
Is there any truth to this rumor? That's the program director is got
the hots for you. I haven'theard this room all right, now you
have. Now it's now floating around. I don't know, you know,
Donald Trump's like the people are saying. That's what people are saying. So
people people talk, they're talking,and this is what they're saying. Now,
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what do you think of Jeffrey shortshorts? Chris wal you like those
or what? Yeah? I thinkthey should be a little bit, just
a little bit shorter. You hikehim up more, Jeffrey, this one
is creeping on the left. Ifyou hike it up anymore, his ball
hairs are going to be hanging out. The Possia wants that banana hammock.
I mean that's on the left.That one's really it's about to touch a
(01:42:32):
knife. Did you cut those yourself, Jeffrey, I think, uh,
these were like long pants. Ithink I think my son needed a Perry
shorts, so he wound up hewound up cutting them himself. So your
son's shorts, they share toothbrushes,they share clothes, underwear, yep,
and shorts. Well not the nderwherebut but my son is cough says,
(01:42:54):
you need a pary. I meanhe's got plenty of pairs of shorts,
but anyway, I don't know whyhe you know, I cut them.
I mean it's like these were likelong pants the last time I saw him.
PAULI says, we're going to freezeup the coil. Oh this again,
I don't know if there is acoil that what happened one day you
dropped it down Solow that the coilfroze, and how it's not working,
I don't know that. I willalso give you a little another tidbit.
(01:43:16):
First of all, I think that, as I was saying earlier, I
think they somehow are so cheap thatthey restrict the hours of operation of the
thermosteat and that yes, there arepeople here in the studio starting at five
point thirty in the morning, butI think they have this set to office
hours and it does absolutely nothing untillike nine am, is what I think,
(01:43:38):
but I'm not positive of that.There is also a little nugget of
information are you guys aware of,And I don't know if it's related,
but the way that the studio goes, here is main studio, fart box
over here, and behind the fartbox on the other side of that wall,
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the TV that is behind them.That's my office. Have you guys
been in my office? Anyone's seenmy office recently? Yesterday I was did
you notice anything very clean? Well, it's always clean. I keep it
clean. No. If you lookat the ceiling all of these we have
white drop ceiling tiles and tons ofwater stains all over, like yeah yeah.
(01:44:26):
And I pointed this out yesterday becauseI'm back first time in my office.
I go, what in the worldAnd I point this out to Keith
Kennedy, who's the operations manager,very high up on the totem pole.
He goes, oh, we didn't. We didn't tell you about this.
No, I said, no,what is mine? Oh no? Oh?
Oh yeah, Well, you knowyour office was locked and there was
(01:44:51):
some people some I don't know whatstation. They were here one day weekend
or afternoon or night or I don'twhen it was. And they said that
it was like it was raining inside, just water coming out. And then
the building. I call the building. We come in, we don't see
(01:45:12):
anything, and we're looking all overand I go okay, he goes,
Yeah, so I guess it musthave been in here. I go,
okay, so, was this likecondensation and something from the air conditioning ducks?
Maybe it goes right over and intothe studio, goes over my office
and oh no, no. Theysaid it was like a pipe broke and
there's just water. We were goingto cover up your all of your computer
(01:45:34):
and everything with plastic and I go, oh my god, he goes,
but the building couldn't find anything.I go, well, look at this.
You got huge water stains up herein the ceiling. So obviously this
is what something was going on.I'm there. Oh okay, yeah,
we'll get it. I'll have themtake a look at that. So they
didn't. I don't know it was. It was raining out there in the
(01:45:54):
sales office apparently, and that Idon't know when this was. It's always
been dripping from this one vent ontothe table out there. We have a
table right there with some like phone. Oh really right out here. Okay,
that's oil. That's oil, oildripping oil like the Beverly Hill Billy's
What do you mean? Oil?Oil oil oil. I don't know what
(01:46:17):
to describe it. It's oil fromthe air conditioning unit. It drips right
there right fund that table in thatshot the headphony great like basically, but
like right then, it's not wateroil, its oily. And they know
of this. Eagle Beaver's noticed itmany times. He comes over, he
wipes up with the paper towel,and then he moves on. Daily he
goes the daily thing, drop onthe drop on these computers, off the
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charge here, going on. Ileave for a few months and the whole
place goes to hell in a handbag. Has been talking about this oil for
months. He's telling people about thisoil and it keeps going. There's oil
dripping from this some sort of greasepan up there or something. How do
they not get this fixed? Thisis we're running a business here, folks
(01:47:03):
like you just call somebody, theycome and they it's not You can't give
the excuse like I understand. Ifsomebody like Jeffrey he has a problem at
his house, he doesn't call theair conditioning guy to fix it. He
just deals with it because it mightbe expensive. This isn't your money,
this is the company's money. Ifthey got a problem out there, they
(01:47:23):
should fix it. This is wild. So you're telling me that This has
been going on forever and it's justmonths that there's oil dripping from the sky.
Oh man, you got to seein my office. Go look at
my office. You take a pictureso we can see it. Yeah.
I don't know if it will showup well on a picture, but you
could go. I mean, it'sall over now. Here is somebody that
(01:47:46):
says the water stains means that theduct isn't insulated and it's sweating. They
said it was like a pipe burst. I don't think that that's condensation.
Wouldn't it be all over the wholeall of it. Is it just a
certain area. I don't know.But what I'm saying is condensation would be
more of a grip drip trip rightthere. Apparently it was like a waterfall
(01:48:11):
out there. There'd be a difference. And somebody says here it's most likely
a poor install from the renovation ofthat building. The cut corners everywhere with
three moodels. Well, yeah,tell me about it, Charlie giving me
Now, you are a you've becomemore masculine since you started working on the
(01:48:31):
show. You're cutting wood. He'schopping wood. He's like a it's like
a woodchuck over here woodsman, nota he's a Wooden chuck, Charlie Woodchuck.
So give me your expert opinion onthis as an h VAC expert.
So it's not extreme water damage,but it's extremely concerning that that showed up
(01:48:55):
within a month, like month,two months time, that this is a
sign of a huge problem to comewhere the ceiling is gonna collapse or something.
I mean when you say it's nothuge water damage, but it's a
lot it's likes in there. Yeah, I know I'm saying. It's just
not like the roof isn't about tocave in. But this is a this
is a sign of there is aproblem and if this water keeps stripping,
we're gonna have a huge issue.It's gonna it's gonna be terrible. I
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sent the pictures of snits. Imean again, it's only maybe six tiles.
You can see they're looking at it. It's you see this on the
on the corner. So it's rightnear a event. So one of the
what is that like a two bytwo square? I'm guessing now is the
(01:49:41):
time to fix it? Right now? Is you're supposed to be jumping into
action in another one? How manyI thought it was just one spot all
over the ceiling in my office,so it pulled in there. Obviously,
this is a sign to you're supposedto jump into action and go on,
I have to fix this before anemergency. And then it gets very expensive.
And what do you think corporate wouldsay? They go, look at
(01:50:03):
our our ineffective, imbecile management,who didn't take care of this, They
didn't nip this in the bud.Right, So happy you're home? I
heard? Well? What, yes, yes, I just heard there was
an incident with the air conditioning guytoo. Oh oh, what happened?
What was? What held? Bizarrethat it's possible to even it's hard for
(01:50:28):
me to believe. Okay, okay, they haven't officially told. I haven't
heard, but you better bust itout before they send you a text or
email. Don't talk about that onthe air. Okay, remember du you
kept saying the air conditioning guy's comingthis weekend. Then I was told he
did come or he didn't come,and it was really wish you watched you
whether or not he came. Well, apparently he came Friday night and the
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engineer and him, the air conditioningguy. The engineer we have there was
an altercation. Oh wait, waityou what what you tell me? The
radio station engineer, the tech guy, the nerdy guy. Oh, there's
an altercation between I don't know ifit was physical or just verbal. I
don't know. I was heard altercationbecause the engineer had hired his own AC
(01:51:16):
team to come in, and therewas kind of a turf war over the
ABC and the AC guy just likehe said, well I don't need this
and left. And that's why that'swhy it wasn't fixed until like Tuesday or
Wednesday. They had almost I guess, convinced him to come back. That
the engineer is going to step off, Why would he hire his own AC
team? And then if he wasgoing to, why would didn't that guy
(01:51:36):
for come? Well, who cameon? Yeah? Who came on Tuesday
or Wednesday? Was it the sameguy that on Friday? Return? What?
Wait? I need an explanation forthat. That doesn't even It's because
also if you're going to engineer,the engineer is like a guy who deals
with like plugging in computer wires andstuff. What does he have to do
(01:51:57):
with the air conditioning or is thatpart of his I don't know, he
need under his purview. I don'tknow. It sounds weird. And also,
if you're going to have a guycome, have the guy come,
that's okay. I don't care whatAC guy comes. The engineer's got an
AC guy, have him come.You can't say, hey, this is
now. Do you think the engineerlike it? That's his brother or something
happens. I don't even think it'sat him h VAC or something or I
(01:52:21):
don't know. It's just really weird. Do you want to talk to him?
Who? Engineer? Not particularly?I love to hear the backstory of
this. I don't. I don'tthink I've ever talked to the guy as
a matter of fact, So Ihmm, it's very strange story, Charlie.
And how did you even how didyou, of all people hear about
(01:52:43):
this loose lips sink ships? Bythe way, who who was blabbing?
Yes? I was the one thatI was the one that told him.
Okay, so you're lying? Okay? Who told hold you? This?
Really? Is that true? Youheard this? Where would you hear this
(01:53:04):
from? He's talking of beaver,yes, be telephone game. Ye.
Yeah, Charlie can actually talk toeager beaver because usually eager Beaver's head is
right up Charlie's ass. So fromsorry that I went, I get along.
Charlie wasn't Beamer. He just kindof like puts his legs off over
(01:53:25):
his shoulders like he's trying to likeself service himself, and then talks to
Eager Beaer, Hey, are youthere? Hello? No, it wasn't
him. Who of course it happened. He knows everything here with the AC
unit. Yet it wasn't him.Look at you really, definitely Beaver.
(01:53:47):
Whatever I said is actually have anotherquestion for will you bring tell Eager Beaver
to come down here for a second. The more important part is what I
said is true. It doesn't matterwhere it came from. I understand.
But you have to protect your sources, like you're, you know, a
reporter for the Washington Post or something. I under Let's we can get caught
up on blaming who who said,Well, that's the consequence, doesn't man,
(01:54:09):
Yeah, yeah, at the endof the day, doesn't goddamn working
here, And there's a acy turfwar going on, and nobody will just
get the AC working. Now itis seventy three in here. It hasn't
gone down, has not gone down? What is it set to the temperature,
what sixty sixtyty eight. Now that'sweird because it was set to sixty
six, but then it jumped tosixty eight, like it hasn't mind of
(01:54:31):
its own that. I can't evencut off. Don't you think we're just
tell eger Beaver? I have Iwant to ask him about something else too.
Oh, yes, he's angry.That's a good eager beaver. But
no he won't admit that. He'sYeah, I'm not hur's yeah, yeah,
I'm not company man. Yeah.Oh, all right, here comes
(01:54:51):
an eager beam. I haven't seenhim in so long. We have to
catch up here. Good morning,eager beaver. Good morning. Oh nice
shorts, colored shorts. All right, So you're the source, he told
Charlie about the air conditioning beef.Do I doe what you're talking? Okay,
(01:55:12):
guys, okay, I'm not sayingyou're the source, but you must
have heard this story. I haveheard this. Okay, relay it,
and I was I was the source. Yeah, what happened? Were you
there? Did you witness this?No? I just I talked to the
AC guy And what did he tellyou? What Charlie said? He said
he was there was some confusion asto who was supposed to be doing what?
And uh, he and that guytalked and he just left. Was
(01:55:33):
it almost a fistfighter? Just averbal No? I don't. I don't
think there was anything bad. Ithink it was just like who was supposed
to be doing what? The guygot annoyed and left. Okay, that's
bad because who wants to come?You're supposed to come to do it,
John, right? And then theygo, no, you're you're not supposed
to call here. Somebody's paying meto come out here. All right,
you guys figure this out. Ido have another question for you. Okay,
(01:55:55):
who runs the radio stations Instagram account? It depends? I mean I
do some Uh, there's a couplepeople that are signed into it. Who
else? Like who? Yeah?Who Tony? Who does overnights for us?
I mean really, there's a bunchof people that have access to it.
Kennedy has has a log in.There's a bunch of them, Keith
Kennedy, Eager Beaver, whoever Tonyis? All right, so three people.
(01:56:21):
I think there's more, but Icouldn't tell you everyone that has a
song? So who normally is doingstuff? Like? All right, I
get it that you have. Youknow, if you're on vacation or you
drop dead, somebody has to beable to get into the account, right.
I don't do a ton on Instagram, so I mean you you know,
it could be Tony. Really itdepends on what it is. If
you know, sports stuff usually endsup on on there, Tony does it?
(01:56:43):
Okay? So like who's just handlinglike day to day uh stuff?
If like I don't know, likeyou said, posting stuff. So if
it's sports related, it would beTony or Pika. Pika is another one
that'll sign in there. There's abunch of people that have access. It
really really does depend again sometimes andsee if something was done. If it
do they proactively log in and dostuff like if I let's just say that,
(01:57:06):
let's say I post something on Instagram, which I don't. I don't
use since I'm on a social I'ma social media ban like I'm just anti
social media at the moment. MaybeI'll change who knows. But if I
post something on Instagram, who andyou in the radio station likes it?
Who would that be? That wouldprobably me? I could do that or
(01:57:28):
I'd share it, you know,to to the story. If it's something
that makes sense, all right,Right, so you're kind of like the
go to guy for the station's Instagram. I mean, at the end of
the day, I guess everything's mine, right, right, right, So
what I'm saying, you're most You'rethe guy who's probably doing most of the
interaction or what does he ever DMpeople through there, or like if somebody
sends a message to the radio station, if they said no one ever replies
(01:57:51):
or goes unanswered or what depends.I sometimes will reply to stuff on Facebook
or whatever. I can't I can'tthink of a time that I did any
d MS on. That's how hotthe chick is. He's trying to exactly
respond, really hot, big agot it all right, all right,
all right, That's all I needed. I just was curious why I asked
(01:58:12):
that. I was just curious.Nothing happened. There has to be a
reason. It's got to be somebodyanswered DM. Is no reason at the
moment. I just was. Iwas looking for some clarification. I wanted
to get a you know, Ijust wanted I'm just you know, I'm
curious about the day to day operationhere at the radio station. You know
me, I am all about iHeartiHeartMedia, iHeart radio, I heart whatever.
(01:58:40):
And they're all about out and theirInstagram Acca in particularly. Yeah.
Yeah, you know you want toknow every facet of the business, theeter,
every all the ins and outs.That's how you get to be good
at something you know you want toknow. Like like a guy who manages
or owns a McDonald's, he probablystarted as the yeah okay, yeah,
And that's from the big bugs starting. No, no way that lion goes,
(01:59:04):
he goes. I started on cliffNow I'm washing list. Next thing,
you know, all be on fries, then the grill. In about
a years do I make assistant manager. That's where the big books start rolling
in. That's how that line goes. Hey, Rob, while you're here,
what's up of the air conditioning?I don't know. One day,
could not tell you. And what'swhat the oil rover as he didn't ever
hear the oil. The only thingthat I heard is that it was leaking
(01:59:28):
refrigerant or something like that, andthat's what was making the oil when it
mixed with the water and it wassitting in the pan up in the top
and that's what was dripping down.Now I'm not I don't know anything about
it air conditioning. I'm not anh VIC guy. I you know,
I really, I'm an idiot asfar as most thanks go. So you're
telling me that the air conditioning unitthe refrigerant is up here in the ceiling
(01:59:50):
inside the building. No, Ibelieve that that pieces up on the roof.
But somehow something is leaking. It'sleaking all the way down hen or
I think that it's I think thatit's something inside of the unit. I
again, like you, I'm notan air conditioning expert, but is there
a unit up here? So we'rein the ground floor of a building,
right, and there's Yeah, ourour suite here is two stories tall,
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kind of I guess high ceiling.It's one story, but it's high ceilings
and there's they got drop ceiling.So is there there's you're telling me there's
some sort of air conditioning unit inthe ceiling here as opposed to being on
the roof. No, I thinkit's I think it's a mini split as
I was told on the roof.That's what what I heard. He said
he needed roof access. Again,I don't know how all of that works,
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but if it's leaking, it mustbe leaking all the way from the
roof down to or something inside ofthe unit. I don't know, Oh
inside are you when you say theunit? The one is here the actual
handler inside of the building, becausethere's a right above your what I'm asking,
So there's something What's what's in theceiling up there that you say the
unit? What is the unit?Just the air handler? Like I think,
like what has the fans and allthat kind of crap. I have
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no idea how it how it works, but I know something has to be
up on the roof because there maybe that, like you're outdoor unit at
home. Yeah, yeah, okay, So then inside the ceiling there's something
that's blowing air or opening event ordoing something. You can see them.
They're all in the ceiling all overthe place. Yeah, that was that
was what was leaking, and itwas dripping down on to the table.
I've been talking about that since wemoved here literally two years ago, so
this has been going after two yearsthe entire time, and this was I
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don't know. I mean, Idon't now tell me what happened in my
office because Keith Kennedy was surprised thatyou didn't tell me about this. He
goes, oh, eagle Beaver,didn't tell you about this? I yeah,
maybe I didn't want to tell youuntil I talked to you. So
what happened in my office? Idon't that again, I have no idea.
There was some someone said they heardwater dripping, uh, and then
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there was the stuff on your ceilingtoils. He asked me to go into
your office and see if I sawanything. I opened the door. There
was nothing on the floor, justin the ceiling tiles. That's why I
didn't tell you. Did you seethis? I did? Yeah? Yeah,
man. They said it was likea pipe burst, Like it was
like a faucet had been turned onand it was coming out of the ceiling.
If a pipe burst, we wouldknow that. I mean, it
would be worse than that, Youknow what I mean? Yeah, I
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mean, I don't know what's called. What do you think is causing that?
I have no idea. I honestly, again, I wish I could
tell you. I have no idea. I just know that I end up
coming in here and having to answerquestions about it. So good that you're
back. By the way, Carl, you don't have a secret. I
know you. You hate the bathroomshere. Then you were using the bathroom
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over next door, which is aconstruction zone, and then they kicked you
out of there after like a year. You didn't install a secret toilet in
my ceiling, did you? Iwant to? And you backed it up
and now it's flooding on my desk. No, I just have a bucket
up there. It's not really atoilet. No, I don't know.
He might have made one of thosepaper towel urinals like you have. Yeah,
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thank you for bringing that up ora subject. No, but I
was blamed when I was using thatsecret bathroom. They said I had flooded
the don't even know what they were. They said I had flooded the basement
with my huge turns, which isjust a lie. It was a huge
lie. It was a huge liebecause they're like, every day, this
guy comes in and turns the wateron. It's the source. I don't
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the waters never turned off. AndI pushed back on that one hard because
there's the valve the could you know, whatever you'd have on the end of
the valve district turn it on andoff. It was missing, so there's
no way to turn it on oroff. It was wrench yeah, every
day doing it. Uh, thisguy says on behalf of all h VAC
texts, please stop talking about it. You are all clue exactly. I
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just said that. We know we'reidiots, we're not experts in this.
There there's oil and all refrigerant lines. The air handler is leaking from a
connection, which is why it won'tmaintain set point, and it's going to
freeze. Then water will be everywherewhen it melts. Well, why isn't
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this guy in here fixing it?Thing? Maybe he was the one that
showed up here out if that's whatI mean. Who knows if that's really
what it is. I don't know. This guy's just diagnosing this from what
we're talking about on the radio.But if that's the case, why wouldn't
they have fixed it earlier in theweek. It's a great question. Would
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you say it's back up to seventyfour? So would you can you definitively
say that it's broken again because itworked yesterday? Yeah, and it obviously
is not working right now. Whatyou say it's been set to sixty eight
for half an hour or more andthe temperature has actually gone up. It
sure seems that way. The onlything that I would do is I'm gonna
switch it to cool and see ifthat changes anything. I know it's a
total right now. Oh yeah,set it to cool. Dujikin, you
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set it to cool. Please.I worry when she starts to cry.
Now she starts pressing around things.Yep, what do you got that's as
cool? Okay, nope, justlet it sit there so that the temperature
thing, I think that you're ontosomething with the when it runs. I
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think that's because again it's all tiedinto the building overall. So that's why
I think it popped back to sixtyeight two versus setting it down to sixty
six. I don't think that wecan do it to seventy four. Yeah,
yeah, the temperatures, it's seventyfour. It went down to seventy
three when I hit Cols because yourbody, he was just next to it,
and then it went back up.Is that sensitive? You just wanture
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When we were in here testing atthe other day, I had the door
opened and that you orld was ofthe temperature. It was down to sixty
eight and then it went up toseventy freezing out there. Maybe if you
didn't mess with it, shut upthat might have been the key. Just
keeping it on could have been great. Take your anger out on me.
Somebody says the condensation drain for theAC is clogged above your office. I'm
ninety eight percent sure. And Tomsays, we have an AC at work
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that leaks and freezes if it's turneddown too low. So what was this
sad at? I actually was herelate yesterday. I was here until about
one or two in the afternoon,and I was in here a little bit
and I warmed it up because itwas too cold in here, so I
put it to like it is,Charlie, he messed with it. When
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I put it to like seventy three. That's where I like it. What
was it before before you touched it? What was it said at Roan?
Was it actually sixty eight? Sixtynine? And I don't know what I
don't remember what it was said up? He was sixty nine almost all day?
Does that leave it till like sixtynine? No, it's too cold,
it's freezing a normal temperature. Normalpeople crazy. Now it's seventy three
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right now? What you like?And it's right? Oh god, no,
this is comfortable. I'm completely finewith this. You're the only one
complaining about it. No, we'reall complaining. Are you complaining? Theaters?
It hot right now? It feelsokay, you're gonna eat those words.
It gets you if your take offyour flannel. It's summertime. It
gets warm in here sometimes right now, if it gets stay at this okay,
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but I know how it gets hotas the day warms up. All
right, all right, let metake a break. So we got a
couple of answers from Eagre Beaver,program director of the radio station. Well,
yeah, we know he's the sourcethat leaked. He leaks more than
the air conditioning here. We knowthat he's in charge of the Instagram accounts
and he's talking to girls on DMYeah, yeah, I count all right,
(02:07:10):
thank you. So if somebody DMeda girl, for instance, it
wouldn't be maybe as one of thoseguys. I'm just throwing that out there.
It's a possible scenario. I haveno idea, Okay, no clue.
All right, all right, I'vegot to take a break. We
will be right back on Rovers MorningGlory. Hang on the official morning show
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of people who steal cataletic converters.Good look at torchs. You got there,
man, This Rovers Morning Glory.Someone says, you have to let
the air conditioner people know where thatleak is because they have to fix it.
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The guy probably filled up whatever hewas doing. Fill it up,
fixes the problem. But now it'sleaked out onto the desk over there.
No, no, it leaked.It's been leaking for months, right,
and it hasn't worked for months,But then they fixed it. So the
guy, the guy probably filled upwhatever. I don't know what he's doing,
and then it just leaked back outto a point where it doesn't work.
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No, it's not leaking anywhere,and now it's not like, no,
it hasn't unless it hasn't. Well, are you standing there a lot?
Is it leaked anymore recently? Notthat I've seen. Yeah. I
feel like after that guy showed up, it quit leaking. Okay, that
could. I hope they told theywould tell him about the leak. That
ladder set up, right, Idefinitely far that lead, right. Yeah,
I climbed up there. I didn'tsee anything myself. You climbed I
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climbed up this top ladder few stories. Oh yeah, you're freaked out.
He just looked up and he sawmy figures, Like, what the hell
you doing. I go, somebody'sgot to do something. So I took
a bird's eye view of it.Didn't see much now, so there was
some sort of dispute here, aturf war over the air conditioning. It
sounds like. Now that's not theonly dispute that occurred at the radio station
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recently. There was one that II had to step in between it.
I had to break up a fight. I'll tell you about that. That
was just yesterday. First day back. I'm breaking up fights, dude.
I do want to ask you,though you were not here yesterday. First
of all, we all speculated thatyou purposely chose a Thursday to have your
colonoscopy because it would be less workfor you. No conspiracy corner. Is
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that a true statement? No speculatedthat everyone. I speculated and everyone agreed.
No, they didn't. Why clarifyto you, she only does it
on Thursdays. This is the doctors. That's why I told you wait in
advance, in vance, so youwent it rip on. Me told you
this months ago because I knew ifI brought this up last minute, you
go, oh, you got toexpiency quarter. So that's why I said
she only does Well, it's likewhen Jeffrey, he always makes an appointment
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and he just takes the first onethey give him. Sure, eight o'clock
Monday morning. Okay, see that. No, this isn't every year.
This will always be on a Thursday, Rover every last Thursday. Yeah,
yeah, I love this colonoscopy person. Huh it's a chick. Yeah,
the same one that did my surgerydoctor. Yeah, yeah, she's fantastic.
So yeah, it always next nextyear will be on a Thursday too,
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So I'm giving you in the headsup. It was a Thursday.
Uh, this is interesting. Ididn't know it was a woman that did
that. Is that now we knowtheater and how masculinity is, how over
masculinity is, and I mean thisguy is just oozing masculinity. Is that
why you had a female do yoursurgery? Because you didn't want a man
(02:10:31):
probing your rectum? Yeah? Youprefer probably a man doing it. I
prefer a woman doing it. Iget more pleasure out of it. I
see you. Yes, true?Did you not want a guy poking around
back there? Also, she's mydoctor, so now she she knows me,
she's she's well versed. She wasn'tyour doctor. Now I'm saying she
did it this year, but lastyear was also a woman. It's the
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same woman. No, no,no, I had a first time at
a knospy that was a different woman. Oh, I prefer woman. Somebody's
going back there be a woman,I see, pick a man. I'm
that's the difference between us. Now, this is interesting. I'm trying to
think. I honestly, I've I'venever actually if somebodys think us up about
my ass rather it'd be a girlthan a guy. I I guess I'd
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never really thought about this, andI never thought to register a preference when
it came to male or female.Uh. Probing me, Charlie. If
you have you ever read a colonoscarbyCharlo Let's do it live on there?
Now? If you did, wouldyou would it? He would it crossed
your mind to choose the gender ofthe colonoscopist. And I'm just making that
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word up. And what would youchoose? It's a great question. I
actually don't know if I would.There's I think there's advantages for both.
The woman I feel like would bemore gentle, should be more gentle.
I would be a little more embarrassedby life. That's a disadvantage. I'd
in Paris. If my butthole isgood enough for the guy, I don't
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care. I could have the worstbutthole. But on the flip side of
that coin, are you worried thatmaybe it's a guy and he's attracted the
buttholes, so now he's sharing ityour butthole? Doesn't that? That would
actually, literally that seriously wouldn't botherme because I think he's also going to
know the ins and outs of itmore than anybody else. Okay, actually
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that would be a great candidate.I don't will be fine. The woman
I feel like gentle, but she'sgonna judge my butt. The guy,
it's gonna be a little firmer becauseI got I got fingered by a guy
before. I mean, what washis name? There's a SoundBite for you.
What was his name? I don'tit was. It was in Hollywood
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when when I had that hemorrhoid.The guy to check the hemorrhid double two
fingers, just like Johnny deppt.He looked like Johnny Dell, like a
pirate, like with like lots ofwood beads, lots of wood beads on
like long hair, like fingernail polishor that was just left over from the
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last rec come out, just Johnnydeppish. It looked like a guy,
an actor researching a role on howto be a hemorrhoid doctor. And that's
what I showed up to. AndI was like, this is weird.
And usually like a surfer a guytoo, like California. Hey, hey
man, just been over there anda woman's sitting there. She's sitting there
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and she's just typing as he's going, she's all right, the patient's pulling
his pants down. I was like, so she needs to be here.
He's like, yeah, to playby play, and she's just typing out
everything he's doing. And then Ibent over the table and I always I
just remember the feeling and then thespit that shot out of my mouth onto
that paper, under that paper thingthat's on the bed. You know,
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just because he jammed it so hard, that may not be what spin onto
the paper, because you know whatthey say when you do that, when
you get that area stimulated back there, he could spit something else. It
was because I was bent over atthe waist, bent over, and I
just thought and I was like,oh my god, because he really went
for it, and then I rememberpulling my pants up and he goes,
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it's just He's like, it's justa hemorrhoid. I'm pulling my pants on
a card. It's over. He'slike, you know what, though,
I'd like to take a look atthat a second time. Oh my god,
what's up again? And he justa double check. He then did
it a second time. Was hewearing a goat pro too? And maybe
this is have some weird porn Itfelt like it. It felt like the
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castle cost or something. So no, I've never had a colonosky, but
I had that happen, all right, So you so you would choose a
woman? If if after that experiencewith that man and he popped the hen
away, that's the biggest thing tohappen. I didn't realize he'd popped it,
dude, especially no, but withhis aggressive finger action, he had
manhandled you. He popped it andI bled that whole day. The remember
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you bleeding from through my jeans.Either that or this whole thing is an
elaborate cover story for what him andSpencer were doing in the bunk of rolling.
Now, Jeffery, what would youchoose if you could man or woman?
Or would it matter. I'm guessingyou're gonna give me the same answer
that your boyfriend Peter gave me.I don't think it would matter as long
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as the is if it's the proceduresdone correctly. But in a way,
I think with a woman she mightbe a little bit more gentle, but
then again the guy might be morefirm. Sophilla Wren probanally, Yeah,
I have my ass talk to seewhat she thinks of that. Who knows.
(02:15:41):
So if you had a pick,you'd pick which I what sex?
Female? Oh? Definitely, becauseif a female would be gentler, you
know, funny. Okay, Crystal, what about you? Oh my god,
you have to go in for acolonoscopy? Do you want a man
or a woman doing it? Well? Female? Why? For sure?
I even with my gynecologist, Isaw a man for the first time I
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ever went, But I opt fora female just it's in that area.
I want to one who has thatarea near there, not a man.
Yeah, okay, all right,So but for the back door, you
would also choose a woman. Yeah, one hundred percent. You had you've
had you have had a colonoscopy,right, I had a doctor that was
recommended it was a man, hadno problem with it. Yeah, I
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mean, I just want somebody that'sgoing to know. Honestly, didn't even
cross my mind. It's just anuncomfortable scenario situation. Who does it?
It doesn't matter to me. It'sit's uh and they know you're it's uncomfortable,
and the usually the team around thenurses and everyone, they're just so
kind just because they know that you'renervous. But how did it go?
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So? Yeah, how did itgo? Oh? I was out the
whole time. That's why people getlike Jeffrey Schnitzer, you gotta get it
done. I was out the secondI went to the room. I turned
over to the I said, turnto your left. Yep. I woke
up in the waiting room, nomemory at all of It's such a breeze
to do. It's just was fifteenminutes when I actually timed it. Fifteen
(02:17:07):
minutes. It was so quick,and I don't remember a single thing about
it. Yeah, the last timeI did, that's exactly what. But
I told. I told you onetime. I woke up in the middle
of it. I mean, Imean I wasn't even asleep to begin with,
and then oh man, it hurtsso bad. They were ramming it.
And then I'm like, oh,and there you were awaiting this?
Was it a dream? The onlyguy that's ever been awake during this?
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Oh yeah, I was really dreaming. Oh that's such a great dream.
Was just your imagination because nobody's everawake during this? No, absolutely,
it was not my imagination. Andwhat do you what did you see?
You actually saw the put in thecamera and you're like, oh, oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely, I told you about it
was in Chicago. I told youabout it. I'm sure that day.
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And then they go The guy goes, oh, is that uncomfortable, and
I'm like yeah. And then theydid something. I don't know if they
turned knob or if they whatever theydid, and then I then I was
out, and then i woke upin the recovery room and I'm like I
have to crap my pants and thenurse is like, no, you don't
trust me. It's just air.I'm like, no, no, maybe
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that's maybe that's what some people haveair. But me, I'm going to
have an explosive diarrhea accident right nowhere in this bed. I need to
get up and get to a toilet. She's like, it's air, but
okay, if you want to behard at about it, and I go,
yeah, I do because I knowmy own body and I'm there's gonna
be some leaky diarrhea coming out ofit. I get on the toilet,
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just air. So she was right, She's just completely right. Yeah.
So now I this is an accurateportrayal of what exactly happened either. So
you're telling me it was spoon sailing, Yeah, smooth sailing. So found
nothing, no pops for nothing.I got like my bud work back.
I got a scan of everything,and everything's good. Everything's okay, everything
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was all clear. Bert Kreischer waswondering what happened to you yesterday, and
we told him. He was concerned. He thought you got fired. Oh
wow, he's pretty happy. Isaid, no, he didn't get fired.
He going in so he was askingabout you yesterday. He was here
in studio. All right, I'vegot to take a break. I want
to tell you about I broke upa fight yesterday Dean Burn and somebody maybe
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it was. It was damn nearbecame physical and I had to step in
in the middle of it, andI said, hold on, you can't
argue about this, at least nothere, and I said, let me,
Yeah, maybe I'll do it likea Jake Paul brieg Tyson will do
it on Netflix or something. SoI will tell you what happened. Will
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be right back after this. Hangon. Listening to the show is the
second most enjoyable thing in life,right behind sex. Well, unless you're
in prison. We're definitely higher onthe list than sexy you're in prison.
Hey, can you put this wigon? Throws Morning Glory? So yesterday,
(02:20:18):
I uh, after the show theater, I hear a little bit of
a commotion going on and I wasn'tsure what was happening, and it was
a dispute that was brewing, andhonestly, I don't even know exactly what
it was over I break it downfor you both. It's a confrontation between
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Dougie and Charlie. Wow, that'swho was. Yeah. If you would
have said pick two people, Iwould have picked one of those. I
want to pick the other one.Actually, that was a good question.
Out of those two, which wouldyou say, because Charlie is confrontational.
(02:21:01):
Wait, they both are, butnot so much with each other exactly Like
usually one would back down Charlie beforethey would get too heated. I feel
like, so what was going onand what was happening? And I'm like
stop, stop stop, and thenneither one would stop talking everything that they
(02:21:22):
I would get them to stop talking, and then Charlie had to add the
last word. Yeah, this isCharlie had to the last word because I
kept saying I kept well no,and then so Charlie would say something of
that, Dude, I have tostop stop stop. This is after the
show. Now turn the break okaafter the show. Okay, what I'd
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ask Dougie to help me with somethingand she just flat out refused. So
let me just Bert Kreischer's in forthree hours yesterday. I'm looking at this
tour. I'm going to Pittsburgh thisweekend. I'm already going. I'm going
to Pittsburgh. I'm going to amuseAccessal on Sunday, Saturday. I've got
nothing to do. I'm going tobe there. I've got a hotel.
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I looked up his tour happens tobe in Pittsburgh and it's actually ten minute
walk from my hotel. I go, perfect, perfect cool, Bert's in.
You got it easy to Yeah,So I say to doug after Bert
leaves. Okay, I go todo and say, hey, could you
could you text Bert's assistant or whatever? And see didn't. What did I
say? As they're walking out?He was already gone. They're walking out,
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they walked out, he's already gone. They're still here. They didn't
pull away, actually already gone.So I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I
have said get me hey, hey, hey, you're on your phone,
get me tickets the Bird show Saturdaynight? Yeah, what are you talking
about? So we'll ask them.I'm not asking them for tickets. She
goes, So what she's saying isan absolute lie. Because I waved to
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Bert goodbye. I waved to him, so he's out of that's on you
do. So okay, she's outof the building. So what she said?
Are you saying? And I wantto clarification, When you waved goodbye
to Bert Kreischer? Did you knowthat he had a show in Pittsburgh at
that moment? Oh? Okay,all right, go on, okay,
yeah. Yeah. So then Igo to Dougie and I say, hey,
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can you get me tickets to Burt'sshow? And she goes, oh,
I would never do that. I'mnot going to ask Burt. I
would never I did ask. Ididn't. I didn't say to ask her.
He said, hey, ask Bertfor tickets? And I said,
no, go ask his assistant.I'm not asking. I would never ever
a bunch of lies. Not I'llsay a lit test right now, because
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I was mortified. I'm not askinghim for four takes four Charles, okay,
for just the cheapest seats possible.I don't just in the building.
I don't. I don't need anythingspecial. And she said I would know
what. Go ask the assistant.She said, he head, I'll get
his number. He was here forthree hours. Like you like to point
out, why didn't you ask Robwas sitting with them. Why would you
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say? There's a lot of reasons. One you would say, you're mortified.
You already said it. You wouldbe mortified if I would have went
and approached the assistant. Then shegoes, says do it. Then she
goes, why didn't you ask Bert? And I go, the guy that's
running the entire festival, that's talkingabout how hard it is to run this
festival. You want me to askhim to take time out of his day
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to put tickets away? And Igo no, you have the assistant's number.
You want me to do it?Well, you have the assistance number.
Okay, but you know the assistantwas sitting right here. I've never
talked with the assistant and I wassitting with them. You saw his team
right there for hours? Are younow you're blaming me? That's on you.
I have no history with the assistant, so it would be strange for
me. Now do she likes tobrag? She likes to do this.
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She forgets this party. What Ihave the assistance number, I have his
wife's number, I have all thesecontacts. I'm not bragging. Who said
I'm bragging? Oh? Oh?Has she bragged about? Why she want
to bragged to me about? Becauseother people want to bring Burt in?
And what is does she say?I don't need that person. Somebody told
me there's no way he's coming instudio, And she goes, I've got
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this, I've got the wife's number, I have I'm a friends, I'm
friends with Burt as Bert has seenher vagina forget I don't want so.
There's a couple of reasons I didn'task Burt. One. He's a busy
guy, and I don't want tohave to ask him for it too.
He's in there talking to you guys. I'm not going to walk in at
the end of the end of theinterview and go, hey, Burt,
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can you get me tickets? He'sgoing to have to take a mental note.
It's just not going to work out. He would say, don't talk
to the assistant. Do she hasa history? Why would you ask me
when they're gone walking out the door. I go, she is a history
and a text thread going with thisassistant, who was also pissed because they
were supposed to leave at nine andthey were in here. I was hiding
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out because what do you mean?I wasn't going to ask the assistant for
anything because we kept Burt an hourlater than we were supposed to. Bert
goes where Burt wants to be.I can't think what canst be angry?
I wouldn't ask any of them fortickets? You would, you would say,
do I'm more to think that thathappened? Would have asked for tickets?
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No? Absolutely, she would havegot him done. If any salesperson
wanted tickets, absolutely would have gottickets. You think it just because it's
you, It's any of these people, right, any of the fart botched
plan. I know theart Boch crewis not Jeffery. She does get tickets
to Jeffrey's wrestling events for Jeffrey andstuff. But so honestly, I want
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honest do you think she would getthat? Give that same answer to Deeter
h honestly, No, that's agood question. Let me think about this
for a second. I would say, have Rob get you tickets. He's
with the assistant. You knew hewas going to be. Why did you
bring it up when they were gone? Let me think. I'm still thinking.
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I know if it was Dieter,she would have immediately gone out there
and asked Bert himself for tickets.Probably, of course. But for me,
for some reason, she wants toflex on. She wants to flex
on the fine. I don't care, but I'm not going to ask him
personally. If I went around you, if I went around you, go
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to the dog house for a year, three out. I want to get
an angel hold on. Would youdo you if Dieter had asked for those
tickets, Rob, I would haverobbed it. As long as we're not
the people asking Bird for it.If you're in Pittsburgh, they are They
offered Rob tickets. They're like,you want to go to the show tonight.
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Rob's like, no, I'm good. They would have you would have,
you would have if he would havebeen handled the same way, if
if that, if that whole story, I would have asked for you.
I said, you asking, Ohcrap, I would not ask him tickets
for you. If you want togo, you got to do it.
I'm embarrassed. I'm not asking theirtickets. I'm embarrassed to ask for tickets
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to his show. Why would yoube embarrassed? Because I don't want him
to think we're using him or anythinglike that. I think that's bad him.
He's on the show for three Now, let me hear your side of
the story. Dude, there isno side of the story. If you
knew he was mounted defense here,you're just defense rests. I mean,
the prosecution's going, are you execution? Sucks? If you knew he was
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here and the show was on Saturday, why did you wait until it was
too late? Why wouldn't you say, hey, how do I get tickets?
That is the most damning piece ofevidence. You're there. I will
say that that, Charlie. Youshould have all your story I'm with you
here. I thought you found outafter they left. Oh, he's going
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to be in Pittsburgh. I didn'tknow that, so he knew for three
hours he left, and then he'slike, oh, oh, I should
have asked, but I didn't know. I didn't know. But then you
knew prior to them. No,I didn't know prior, but it wasn't
three hours. It was an hourprior hour when I had that page pulled
up your relevant I object your honorbecause no, because you knew period.
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Still, I don't know the assistant. I don't have I've never met the
assistant. I have no relation.So I was sitting out for the interview
because I get Chad. You werein here. That's when you asked your
stupid guy. I know that's whyI left, because I'm dumb. But
you could have come up and said, hey, I want to get tickets
to Saturday show, and you wouldhave said no. I would have said,
go get rap Rock. Sitting withthem, I don't care, He'll
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give you tickets. So he absolutelywould give you tickets. Here's the thing
chandels to go through. No,you would have been angry. No,
I wish no hear on this.If Charlie didn't go through you, he
went the Eager Beaver, you wouldyou would be upset that he went to
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Beaver, not you. Yes you, no, absolutely not that you're to
hear it. I'm mortified that hedid that. I should have never asked
you. Playing this angle. It'sso not true. It's no, it's
not me. He would have givenyou tickets. They would have taken care
of you because they appreciate you.But I don't know that. Man,
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So I'm not going to go back. Why is sitting there? What if?
What if you're saying that you wouldhave helped Charlie out, I just
be the I don't even know whythat would be the case. Oh,
you don't need to feel I didthat just Rachel wanted tickets. I feel
uncomfortable. The people are like Inever asked for tickets. I understand that.
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I never want to be the person. They're like, God again,
here we go again, Here wego again. I thought simply asking you
through the proper channels, which Ithought because I think they're gone, and
I wouldn't do it because you havea text ahead of time. Yeah,
I will say, Charlie, youshould have brought it up to Dougie prior
to them leaving. So far inyour version of events, that's the only
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thing that you did wrong. Everycommercial break where I could have had a
chance to talk to Dougie, shewas in there slabbing Bird's knob. When
she came in. I didn't goin everyone. Yes, you were two
or three of them. I werein there, not everyone. I was
out here working. I was notin everyone. No, she would come
in here. You went them becauseI had no opportunity. Mart and I
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were in here talking. She gottashe has to come in here and butt
into our private we're having private causewhere and I were having a private conversation.
She opened the door. Oh whydid not We're in the middle of
talking about somebody, Yes, anduh what huh? Who are you talking
about? All that? So Iknow this? So she what and what?
I asked her to get me thetickets? Well, she's acting like,
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oh why didn't? She says,why did you just ask Bert?
That was her answer, very hurt, and she goes, you should have
asked Bert. You had your chance, And I go, I'm not going
to go in the studio. WhenRover and burd are talking to go,
Hey, how rude would that havebeen? You guys are having a conversation.
I popped my head. Yeah thatbut okay, here's what you could
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when you were leaving, you couldhave you could have asked him if was
somebody else, I would have I'dstill feel true because he's not in charge.
I mean, he's no, butbut he would have just the assistant
was right there, he would havesaid, yeah, talked to this guy
or whatever, or yeah, itjust would change info or whatever right here
outside the studios, hold on hold. And if it was somebody else,
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I would say, Okay, don'tyou know, maybe try a different technique.
But with Bert Kreischer, who we'veknown for many years, have hung
out outside the show numerous times allover the country, I wouldn't have any
issue with you approaching or his assistanta huge festival that he's in charge of
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all this stuff, and I didn'twant to bug him. He's got too
much and no, so you askedme the proper way to be, Hey,
uh, is there I'm gonna beI'm gonna have it to be in
Pittsburgh on Saturday. Is there anyway I could get tickets to that?
Is? He would He would haveoverheard that. I'm so embarrassed that she
would have a scene out of itif she would have heard that. Oh
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I'm sorry, murder, that's sonot true saying this crew and you absolutely
not. Why didn't you have waited? You should have? You should have.
I didn't have a chance. Ifound out serious, I swear to
got a half hour hour doesn't matter, and an hour ahead of time,
when everyone's standing right out there talking. You couldn't have said, hey,
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I don't want to bother the guests. Oh okay, I know he's a
guest that you don't want to approach. Don't you bother your rovers? Morning
Glory, good morning, say goodmorning. I had to pick up for
Charlie while he did blow it.He should have asked before. If he
so committed, she would have flippedher not at all, one thousand morning
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women like you. People don't likeher. So I wouldn't slip down.
You out. Oh you're not callingme out. You think you are because
you're all being tough and everything.You're not funny. I would never have
He deserves to go to that showtomorrow night. Control. I don't have
control. Oh my god, whatyou do? I don't know because you're
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annoying, is all. Hell,Hello, mirror, thank you, Sally,
Sally. Anyway, that's all I'mtrying to do. Oh, they
started, so I had to stepin and then it was just like this.
I'm like, hold it, holdit, don't just explain this to
me tomorrow and then be a secondof silence, and then child I remember,
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and then there's a bag. Imean, this took like three minutes.
I would say, Snince, youoverheard this, right, I was
you say at least two minutes tobreak this up? Maybe three. You're
trying, Yeah, you're trying.It's like the this is what the tyson
fight's going to be. I'm like, stop stop, and I'm like yelling
at him like I'm a parent orsomething. Stop you all. He knows
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he's right another people out of eitherone of you, Snitzer. If I
would have work around to the assistanton my own and cut Dougie out,
not at all. If I wouldhave went asked Bert personally for tickets,
what would have happened. This isthe only person, the only contact I
have is Dougie. Who would dofor any other person in this building,
anybody that asks She could get ticketsfor except I believe me and Jeffrey if
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we asked, true, it wouldbe a massive thing. And it was
a massive thing. And I wasjust like, oh, I didn't take
this. I don't think that hadI disagree. Now, Yes, if
it were Dater, she she wouldnever ask for four tickets. But for
that, I don't think she holdsa grudge against you or purposely doesn't want
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to give you something. I don'twhere do you get that from. I
don't understand that. I don't shewould do it for anybody else except for
me. When I asked, whichI never asked, I have the here's
my evidence. She would definitely doit for Deener. But I don't know
if like a sales guy out there. Here's my evidence. I tried it
yesterday and I was screamed at andmocked for asking the evidence of why would
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she do that? I don't knowwhy she would. You should have done
it prior not when they're walking out, you should have asked him, and
when the assistant was right there,Bert would have been like, oh,
dude, totally will hook you up. I don't think it was out of
place for me to ask Dougie,I thought, but it was at that
point. At that point, I'mgoing to text the guy at that point
once they leave the premises. Nowyou're in weird territory. I would have
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hooked you up. What you're rwhat's you're ruling? Then you're saying that
Dougie was in the right and Charliewrong. I need a final ruling here.
I almost have to be who isthe king that wanted to cut the
baby in half or whatever? Idon't know. Wasn't there some sort of
Bible story about that? I don'tlike that story. Why would it be
weird to ask? I just don'tunderstand she has a relationship with the guy
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that she would have immediately said hookhim up to brag about that. She's
great friends with them and she doesn'tneed any She's constant, constant communication with
the Stans. So I didn't yousaid? You said you were now all
of a sudden, you don't knowthese times. Park a tour bus was
okay, call me crazy to getthe logistics done? What else you got?
You kept saying, because somebody elsewanted to bring the guests in your
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I don't need that person. I'mgood friend with Burt and his wife.
I'll text them directly, and youwere saying things like that. I had
a guy who was trying to getme say that right. I did because
I was pissed. A guy saidI'll get you a phoner and I said,
I'm good. I'm trying to gethim in the studio. He goes,
you'll never have him in the studio. Never he's got a show the
night before. I'm like, okay, you'll never get them. Do the
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phoner? And I said no,And that pissed me off. I knew
I was working already with so ifshe's pissed, she'll no. It pissed
me off. It's like, youdon't know my relationship with the guy.
Oh no, you have a greatrelationship. Don't tell me you'll never have
him on And that was your attention. I couldn't pay tickets. What'd you
say? That's why I asked hertickets. He talks about this great relationship
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with you. What a better way? There's got to be a way to
do it, Like when he's here. If he was here and he would
have asked you look me up fortickets, if Charlie would have came to
you, and what would you havedone. He's going to Pittsburgh. He's
playing in Pittsburgh. Ticket What wouldyou have done if Charlie's assistant are still
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here, standing right here standing?No, they're on their way out there,
saying goodbye to everyone. I remainedin the studio and they were heading
out, shaking hands, doing whatever, all right. And if Charlie came
to him said hey, can Iget tickets to this Pittsburgh show, you
would have said, what? Goask them right there? As asked,
hey, Bert, I'll be there. Would that have been an acceptable response
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Charlie at that point? You wouldn'thave done it. Yeah, I would
have asked him, but I wouldgo to Dougie first to clear things with
her instead. I was just youdidn't want to ask. I was stupid.
Say mock one more time because yousay cool? I said it twice.
Now I got it. Mocking youtoo big of a work for making
it all right? Yeah, soI think we're h she's an insane person.
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You're the one in the who she'stalking with. Do you believe that
if you would, she says,if you would have asked as he was
walking out, you know it tookhim a couple of minutes to leave.
If if you would have asked her. Is that would that have been her
response? Yeah, go ask himright now. No, you never ask
him. I would never do that. We also could have said I would
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never. You don't think that.You don't think that that's an easy thing
for her to say. Now,But when I had asked her, can
you text the assistant? I wouldnever me hold on and Doug's defense,
it is to me, after thefact that makes it weird, after the
fact, the fact that they've alreadyleft. Now you're now he's no.
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You literally see him through the window. You said he wasn't here. He
left through the window to the outdoors. You dumb ass. I know.
I said, go get him,he's right there. You're like, you
never run chase him down the street. It doesn't we have to be on
airr theater. You weren't here.But just hearing this story, what do
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you think, who's who's in theright, who's in the wrong. I
don't want to influence your ruling,Grover. No, No, I'm not
like Jeffrey. I don't just reurgitatewhat s It's a great point that Bert
was here for three hours. Charlieknew at least an hour, and he
didn't ask him while he was here. I almost feel like he missed his
moment with that. So I feellike I was supposed to walk in the
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studio. Dude, there's a momentand stop, stop their conversation walking and
go can I have tickets? No, anybody else is different, but Burt
is pretty close, probably the closestmember, closest comedian to our show.
Would you not say Bert's been inthe most of all the guests. You
agree, That's why I didn't thinkit was a big deal asking for tickets
from texting me during that hour thatyou know, I'm just never no,
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I never asked, you know,because you're also a busy person. You'd
be like, can't ask me fortickets right now? I don't know if
I'm having I'm sitting here talking toBurt right now, Okay, I think
right? So what what? Youwould have brought that up on air and
then you would have turned it intosomething and then he would have gotten tickets.
I don't think it's a big ofit. I don't think it.
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I don't think asking for four ticketsto something like if this was some thing
like a special, Oh, it'sfifty seats all the way, I go,
Okay, you can get four seats. That's at the PPG arena where
the Penguins play. It's huge,it's a massive arena. He would have
given you the tickets, easy,Psy, I know that's why the data.
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What would you Maybe we'll do itlike we're a three judge panel here,
that third Jeffrey now, because they'lljust say Crystal, Crystal is the
judge on this. There's this isgoing to be Let's put her on the
spot. She's walking a very precariousline. Here is she going to rule
or against? This can set yourfuture for the next five years the show?
(02:42:01):
All right and all hinges on this, Steter, what is your opinion?
Uh, what's your ruling? Well, Dougie could help do. She
could always pull strings. She knowsBert and all of his wife and all
that. She asked me that before. But I feel like Charlie missed his
moment. He had three hours ofcontact Bert, and the move would have
been the second Bert's leaving. That'sthe time, hey, Bert, great
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seeing you. Because a lot oftimes Snitcher asked for pictures after the show,
or whoever asked for pictures once Bert'sleaving. Jeffery ask for pictures.
That's the moment, Hey Bert,real quick, I'm want to Pittsburgh.
I get a couple of tickets.Yep. So I feel like Charlie should
have made the move right then withBert is walking out, he talks to
a lot of salespeople. That's whenCharlie should have made it, made his
move. Charlie's in the fall.You rule in uh in favor of the
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defendant Dougie in this case. Yes, okay, all right, Crystal.
Does anybody disagree, Supreme Court ofr G. If I went around gas
and asked, she would have hadto melt. Not true? You had
your chance. Not true. Iwas in the area when he was.
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Yeah, I was in the kitchen. I didn't even know he was leaving.
I was in the kitchen, gethim coffee. You really didn't care
about going. Then I saw Bertas he's walking out. What door,
front door, front door. He'swalking. The assistant passed you in the
kitchens, literally you could finish.The assistant was already through the doors.
They're already gone. Bert's walking Isee him leaving. I just say,
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hey Bert, thanks for coming in. He didn't even stop him walking out.
He was in front of him,and it felt weird and they waved
and I said bye, and thatwas it and then it wasn't the time
he didn't wanted. His assistant Crystal, you've been listening, You've been hearing
this evidence, weighing the evidence.I've heard all the testimony. Uh,
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do you find and tell me beforeyou rule your reasoning? Do you find
for the plaintiff Chocolate Charlie or thedefendant domb Askeducie. I did hear this
story yesterday from the plaintiff after itoccurred when he was telling you this,
Oh, he's extremely upset at thetime and crap about let me just say,
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I mean I I didn't realize thathe knew a little earlier that he
would want to attend the show.From my perspective hearing the story, I
thought they were already out of thebuilding, gone, and then he said,
hey, Dougie, is there anyway you could reach out for me?
Since they're not in the general vicinity. Then I would say, okay,
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why wouldn't she send you the number? At least say hey, Charlie
asked he's gonna be in Pittsburgh.But now hearing that you saw him physically
before he actually left the suite.I kind of you think you missed the
boat. I think that you shouldhave asked at that point or said,
hey, you know what, I'mgoing to be in Pittsburgh tomorrow night.
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You're scared she's answering that tomorrow night. So why would she be scared to
answer? Well? Does that yourfinal ruling? You rule for the defendant?
I do, okay, So yesterdayyou would have ruled just by hearing
one side of the story, Charlie's, he would have ruled in his favor.
But now you're ruling for the defendant. Yeah, especially if he saw
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him and he walked past him,and he knew for one hour prior,
and you really wanted to go inthere. You're, like Dieter said,
you have to position it when they'resare is I know the person that brags
about being best friend guy? Youalso the person? Is my ruling?
Now, I think that both havevery valid arguments, but it's in the
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fine details that that we really haveto delve into. Dougie, it's weird
that you wouldn't just ask if ifhe wanted the tickets, uh, while
they were here? Why would eagerBeaver have to ask as opposed to you.
You go, oh, make eagerBeaver ask, so Charlie has to
you, and that you tell Eagerand the eager being come. There's no
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bad guy involved, nobody nobody.I didn't say anyone was. But if
you're saying, hey, no,no, there's no badd there's you know,
if he if he were requesting,hey, you have thirty tickets to
the show on Saturday, that thatwould not be a great And I don't
even care where the tickets were,just be in the building. I don't
get there. Literally doesn't matter.That being said, the critical piece of
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evidence in this case is that timeline, the sixty minute timeline, knowing in
advance and having a way to formulatea plan to get these tickets. I
understand if they've already left the buildingand you find out at that point you
go, m all right. Andthen and then in that case, Stucie,
I I would even say, youshould have no issue asking for those
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tickets or coming to me and go, hey, do you think of how
should I approach this? Should Iyou know, should I do this?
Was this weird? Should Charlie wantthese tickets? What should I do?
Ill? Then then I come toyou direct. However, the hour in
advance is damning testimony from the plaintiffin his own words, I rule in
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favor of the defendant, dumb ass, do close. Nobody on this show
is an attorney, but they're allexperienced defendants. All rise. This is
Rover rules. Okay, that's it. It's ruled case close. So why
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not for an hour? So sowe agree that it wouldn't be a big
deal if she asked, right,it's correct to ask. But should I
just text the guy? Now?You want me to text the assistance?
What's the difference? I mean,it's not comfortable, but you're such a
jay hole. You just said itwasn't a big deal if I knew before
(02:48:01):
or after. So no, no, I think if you know in advance,
it's incumbent upon you to make somethinghappen and do and going through the
property, you could bring it upto her. It should have been brought
up to her in that hour period. No, No, I will bring
up nothing to do. I will. I'm living. I'm going to live
and just do whatever I want.This this is what you've ruled that I
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can just go up to any givesthrowing my order, my rule Supreme Court
ruling. You just did, andbased on the Supreme you're misunderstanding the interpretation
of the law. To me tointerpret it, you're like an activist judge.
No, no, you have tojust go the letter of the law,
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which I was doing according to allrules we've ever had, is just
go to Dougie first. And becausenow the critical flaw in that is that
you knew for an hour and youdidn't bring it up. He's in there
any time in that sixty min period, We wouldn't figure it out, like,
how do we get it when yougot she wasn't in here the whole
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time? Yeah? About during theshow? Where is she? She went
outside the buying the show. Youwouldn't want me to walk out of the
show to ask for free tickets.That would upset you. Did he leave
during the show or you entered theshow at ten and then he walked out?
He left at the uh, Heleft at about nine forty five.
So I had one short, likeone minute segment that we did at the
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end, but it was during abreak. Correct, he took a break,
he walked out. We're all hoveringoutside the studio. And then Charlie
chose that moment to go get atea. That was your moment to stop
him from having the to hover withall the over Bye, Dougie, buy
everybody, and then I'm supposed tojump down. We said goodbye. Now
you found out after Now, Iknow it doesn't necessarily change the outcome.
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But if you would have found outafter you go, oh my god,
that's crazy. He's going to bein Pittsburgh and I'm going to be a
there, then I think, Dougi, you would have. Would you have
helped her? You wouldn't have ifhe would have came to you today,
And he goes, hey, Ijust found out that bird's in Pittsburgh tomorrow.
I'm going to be in Pittsburgh.Sheare explained. She wouldn't. She's
(02:50:13):
already explained over and she wouldn't.She should have come to me at that
point and asked me, hey,what do you or you could have come
to me directly, and I wouldtell you I woul you would not care.
You wouldn't. We can all agreeRover would not want me to go
to him to ask for tickets.You don't, yes, you would in
Pittsburgh. Should hold Charlie, Maybetell me what you want me to do
(02:50:39):
you want to formulate the text message? Can't since everything out your yeah,
youry I clearly don't. Okay,not in my live read your live?
How many times I will read storyit word for word? If you want
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to do it, I don't doWhat is why any of the news they
That's why he yells at me.He's like, we even made it so
it's easier for you. I haven'tbought it. You can take I wrote
something that it will take a newsstory, let's go, and it will
condense it into like three okay,so that because you know she doesn't read
(02:51:26):
anything. She's not a critical thinkerover here. She's not interested. She's
just a dumb ass. So soldout tomorrow night? So no so uh
so I made a thing. Soldout. I made a thing so it
would condense it into like four sentences. Theater do is click a button?
I don't like that because then Idon't like using it because then you asked
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me question too concise and to thepoint and the fact questions in paragraph too.
Okay, I hate Peter Charlie wouldbe in Pittsburgh tomorrow night. Number
Actually should I just text them?Would that be okay? Do you think
he can get what you want toeight, ten tickets, how many tickets
you want? This is such abig thime for Rachel. If Rachel texting
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give me tickets, you'd be like, I'm on it, I'm cool,
I know Pean and I'll get youtake except me. Do you think what
do I say? Do you thinkhe can grab a couple pair of tickets?
Not a couple pair? That's confusing? Uh? Four tickets? Four
tickets? You gotta be specific about, Charlie. Is they don't have to
(02:52:28):
you could say, and then endit with they don't need to be good
seeds. Just say that and yes, explain who I am, because that's
the guy doesn't know me, sothat's why. Okay, be nice,
I'll ask let me compose this foryou. Okay, how about this?
Hey, what's the guy's day?Peter? Peter? Hey Peter, and
he knows it's you. You textback and forth. Okay, Hey,
Charlie a relationship. Keep and thenin parentheses the sound effects guy here on
(02:52:58):
the show that fair enough sounded.The guy with the glasses and the mustache,
Uh huh, the guy with theflannel he uh, he's going to
be he happens he's going. Howshould I worry this? He is,
he happens to be in Pittsburgh tomorrow. He's going to be there. Do
(02:53:20):
you think it's possible he could getfour tickets to the show tomorrow night?
Question Mark, just like Katie,And uh, it doesn't matter. He
doesn't need good seats or anything.Yeah again, seats aren't important. Oh
(02:53:43):
this is so hard to do.Question This is Randy, You're on Rover's
Morning Glory. I gotta take abreak here, But go ahead, Randy,
Yo, what's happening? Dieter Yo? Go hey. I just want
to say I think the burden restsCharlie on this one. I mean the
relationship that Bert has with all ofyou guys. I mean, obviously he
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said it multiple times in the interview, which was a great interview, that
he I mean, he loves youguys. I mean, he came in
early and you know, the didthe stuff. But I mean, I
think at this point, if Roverjust texted him and said, hey,
Charlie's coming into town, are thereany extra tickets involved? Do you have
any extra tickets? More than likely, knowing Bert, he'll probably say yeah,
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had n't come to the front.We got four backstage passes for I'm
sure he would because he is thatgreat of a guy. I'm not asking
for that. I'm not asking forany special treatment other than well, I
guess special treatment for free tickets.Yes, that's special. But I'm not
asking for anything extraordinary or travagant.Just that's why I went with Tuci.
Just a very simple question, andI didn't think it was going to turn
into this. I hope they dogive him backstage passes. We'll have stories
(02:54:54):
on Monday about how Charlie asked LeanneKreischer if she has age blood. I
can't wait. No, I can'twait, Peter. No, it's going
to be a real experience. Letme take a break over read it to
me before you click, said notto yourself. Hold on, shot.
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This is the precise to go through. And this is part of the problem.
On Do you see this? Thisis the system you've set up over
this is the keeper of everything.I don't I don't want to be the
one that sends a text, butcan it be nice? And she can't
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even read? Shut up? Iwas finishing it. Hey, Peter,
Charlie, I'm a fake ariana grandeCharlie. The sound guy from our show
will be in Pittsburgh tomorrow night.Do you think it's possible he can get
four tickets to the show tomorrow night. You don't have to say tomorrow night
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again, So keep talking, questionMark, They can be awful seats for
sure. Figured we would ask it, figured we would ask. And it's
totally okay if you don't have anyleft. Thank you for everything you did
for making it all happen with Burtin the studio X. Maybe you say
I hate even ask. That's notbad. Hey put that in there.
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I hate even as I feel badeven ask. But this douche is okay,
all right? I was. Hewas too embarrassed to ask you.
He was very shy, Timmy,very shy guy embarrassed. Write all that.
I don't care. And I alsosay I'm asking because if you would
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have asked, you had have beena total bitch about it. I just
said it. Hope, he says, no. We'll see what he says.
We'll be right back on Rover's bortof glory. Hang on, we
can only commodate one st a time. Rope's morning Glory. T Clark says,
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Charlie's pissing me. Off, he'sasking for something for free, and
he's upset that people aren't helping him. He should really check his pants to
make sure his balls are still there, and Glass Joe says it's true Charlie
has no balls. He's officially trance. And there's somebody that says I asked
Charlie for wrestling tickets one time andhe made a big deal about it.
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Now, really, Vanilla Charlie,Oh you're out again band? And I
would I would like to h that'sover, the rule is over. That's
fine. Uh, this I actuallyhave the time I found out when I
was going to be that this wasall timing up. Okay, how can
you verify that? I have atext that I sent to my girlfriend and
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it says what hotel are we stayingat? And that was me asking we're
going to Pittsburgh and I said,I want to know what hotel is it
close to this arena? So that'swhen I found out it's nine thirty two
am, so there's not an hourbut half an hour before twenty minutes fifteen,
you know, half hour. SoI just want to clear that up.
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That's when I found out that changeyour opinion, that doesn't change my
opinion. But well, because that'swhat I'm just saying. That's when I
found out, and I was like, oh, how close is this arena
to where we're staying, where we'regoing to be in That's when I found
you. Did you did indeed textthe assistant? Did you reply? I
wanted to save it? Okay?What did he say? Hey, Duji,
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please thank Rover and everyone for allthat happened to make this go on.
No worries about how long you keptbur it all worked out. As
far as the tickets go, Iwould absolutely hook you up. But that
guy is kind of a dick.The one that wears flannel didn't like his
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vibe. And unfortunately we have notickets left. But the guy that had
their pants are scared. He canhave whatever tickets. Tickets okay, he
has a tickets. That's okay.Where you want to got tickets anybody?
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It proves my point very easy toask, oh, man, did he
really respond? Or no? Thatthat was at his response guy in the
flannel, And no, I didsend it. What was the response?
I just told you. I knowthat we get the joke. Not yet
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he's doing this working out, He'sprobably doing stuff right now. He's a
busy guy. Okay, all right, what do I have to get away
to this? Okay, to aska really simple thing. I wouldn't expect
this to be a big thing.It's just a simple question. Okay,
all right, we are by theway. I'm going to all be on
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has eight tickets to the Burt ChryserShow listed on eBay for ninety nine dollars
a piece. Wow, okay,quick turnaround there. But his name is
Peter or something that was. What'dyou say, dog? Oh man?
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Did I? I? I'll tellyou a quick story. I I was.
Uh, I had to. Idon't even have time to tell us.
I guess why not whatever? SoI uh was calling a place.
Uh last week I called it,or maybe it was earlier this week.
I don't remember. I called aplace there in Arizona, and they make
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the I know, I have asinkless sink in the condo. I have
a doorless door, doorless door,or walls wall, wallless wall, all
of these things. Well, Ihave a TV less TV lift. So
what that is is it's hidden inthe ceiling and then your TV pops down
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from the ceiling. It like flips, comes down like that. Okay,
so then it's out of you don'thave a TV in there. It's out
of the way. It doesn't obstructyour beautiful view. This is in the
bedroom. And the people didn't theydidn't. They improperly installed part of it's
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installed up there, but then ithas a remote control. They have three
different kinds of remote controls you canget for this TV lift seems very expensive.
You could have an infrared an RFthat's radio frequency or IP that's basically
a network like through the computer,Internet, whatever, and they put the
infrared control module in TV lift,but then they put the receiver in the
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ceiling, like buried in the ceilingbehind drywall. Now, infrared you cannot
It has to be lining of sight. You can't. Like even if you
have an IR remote on your TV, it's it won't even go through glass.
It's not gonna go through wood.You got. It's got to be
boom. It's got to be ableto get that light right there, the
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infrared light through there. So there'sno way to get the TV lift to
come down with the remote control becausethey have misinstalled. It. Just added
to the list of things that havegone wrong. This is all the first
contractor and his guys. So Icall the manufacturer because you got rid of
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the first contractor. I call themanufacturer and I say, hey, listen,
I'm explaining. I go, I'mdoing this condo remodel. I email
them and they call me back.I am doing the I go, I'm
doing this condo remote. It's notgoing great. And and here's I need
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a new remote control module. Ineed an RF one and he's like okay,
and then I go, I go. And then they they even took
like a piece that goes with thisthat you mount the TV to the TV
lift. It's just little brackets thatthey didn't leave those behind. I don't
have them, so I need those. Guys like, oh my god,
this is it sounds like a nightmare. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
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it's this worst it's been going on, and it's just it's it's just
a real headache. And I mean, it's the worst thing ever. And
blah blah blah. He goes,I gotta be honest with you. Yeah,
I know the story. I go, what do you mean? He
goes, yeah, I listened tothe show. I've been hearing all about
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this so that I found it veryfunny when you emailed in asking this and
I see this email come in,I go, what are the odds of
this? And this guy's in Phoenix. Yeah, that's how widespread this disaster
of a remodel. It's in everystate. Now, I don't know what
made me think of that? Whatmade me think of that? I have
no idea. Oh oh the eBayguy, how fast? That was theater's
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eBay story. Yeah, why notjust get a TV stand? Right?
Everything you're putting in here as eventhe day it works, it's gonna work
for an hour? Is things dope? Though? This is sweet. I
actually got it down, but youhave to. I had to get on
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a ladder, and there's a Ihad the point. There's like a one
inch area where I can point theremote control in and I can actually get
it to operate. So I actuallyhave seen it come down and go back
up. Get cool till the dayit doesn't. Oh, then you know
that's what I burned the place down. All right. We're going to be
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on the Friday Leftovers in just afew minutes, so we'll join you join
us over there. If you're notgoing to be joining us on our MG
plus, then we will talk toyou live Monday morning. Have a great
day and a great weekend. It'srovers morning, Glory. Nice