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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Sarah Silverman: Brenda
Quotes
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[to her girlfriends]
Mary : I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat hot dogs, I'm talking sausage hot dogs and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
Brenda : Hmm... a fatty who likes golf and beer. Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
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Lisa : [reading from a personal column] Listen to this one: "Seeking sensitive WASP doctor to share candlelit dinners, long walks in Coconut Grove, marriage."
Brenda : Is she looking for a corpse? You have to be specific when you write these. You've to say: "Seeking deaf mute with... you know, three pound cock and trust fund."
[everybody laughs]