Foodfight! (2012)
Charlie Sheen: Dex Dogtective
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Quotes
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Dex Dogtective : Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
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Lady X : Being filthy can be loads of fun.
Dex Dogtective : There are some stains you can never wash out.
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Dex Dogtective : Let's strawberry jam out of here!
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Dex Dogtective : I'm gonna pop your corn, lady.
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Dex Dogtective : Of all the produce bars and all the supermarkets in all the world, she walks into mine.
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Dex Dogtective : If I had a raisin for every time I heard that one.
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Dex Dogtective : How did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.
Lady X : Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.
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Dex Dogtective : You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.
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Dex Dogtective : Holy chips!
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Lady X : I always knew you were damaged goods.
[she slaps Dex]
Dex Dogtective : I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.