Snow Dogs (2002)
Cuba Gooding Jr.: Ted Brooks
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Quotes
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Thunder Jack : I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
Ted : But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
Thunder Jack : Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!
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Thunder Jack : The dogs, where are they?
Ted : They're eating the house.
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Thunder Jack : Well, well lookie here. Come to sell me them dogs.
Ted : [all disappointed] You? Your James Johnson?
Thunder Jack : I don't much like people calling me James.
Ted : What...
[Gasps]
Ted : You're white.
[chuckles]
Thunder Jack : [takes glove off; sarcastically] Will you look at that!
Ted : Do you know who I am?
Thunder Jack : Yeah. You're the fella that's going to sell me those dogs.
Ted : No. I'm your son.
Thunder Jack : Well, so, how much you want for them?
Ted : You knew? You knew the whole time, and you didn't say anything?
Thunder Jack : I don't see any good coming from dredging up ancient history.
Ted : Is that what I am? Ancient history?
Thunder Jack : I tell you what I'm going to do. I can go up to $300 for the lot.
Ted : The dogs? Don't you think of anything else?
Thunder Jack : You got no business with them. I mean, they're special animals. They need to be taken care of.
Ted : You're a real piece of work. You know I don't believe we're related. There must be some mistake because you are definitely not my father!
Thunder Jack : [cracks neck] Well, tell you the truth, I don't give much a hoot one way or the other. All I'm saying is that you don't belong here. I'm sure you've got a nice, little condominium someplace with a remote control, color tv, and a nice electric blanket. So, why don't you pack up your big city butt and go back there.
Ted : No. I'm not going anywhere.
Thunder Jack : You are a stubborn fool.
Ted : No, you're the stubborn fool!
Thunder Jack : You must have something wrong with that head.
Ted : No, you got something wrong with your head!
Thunder Jack : No, you got something wrong with your head!
Ted : No, you got something wrong in your head!
Thunder Jack : [laughing] No, you got something wrong with your head.
Ted : Oh, well, you know what they say. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", Jack. Or should I call you Father? Or how about Papa? Or maybe even Daddy-O.
[laughs; Jack punches him he spins around wimpers and falls on the ice]
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Ted : If you're ever in Miami, look me up. My number's on all the buses.
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[Facing a wild bear]
Ted : Y'know, I'm a big bear fan! Sure. Uh, my man - Smokey the Bear. Yogi. Walter Payton!
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Ted : Arthur?
Arthur : You must be Ted. I've been waiting so long for this. Would you like to come in?
Ted : Of course. Thank you.
Arthur : I was so worried that you wouldn't have the time to see me before you left. I have felt this terrible pain for so long.
Ted : Me, too.
Arthur : So, should I sit on a chair or would you prefer me to lie down?
Ted : Uh, chair's fine.
Arthur : So, it's my left rear molar. Filling fell out a couple of years ago. And now it's purple. And there's this real rotten odor. Maybe it's infected.
Ted : And you're telling me this because...?
Arthur : Aren't you a dentist?
Ted : Aren't you my father?
Arthur : If I say yes, do I get a discount?
Ted : [leaving all angry] Doesn't even look like me.
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Ted : Never underestimate Theodore Brooks DDS!