Friends (TV Series)
The One with Princess Consuela (2004)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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[Phoebe changes her name after marrying Mike]
Monica : Hello, Miss Buffay.
Phoebe : Oh, that's not my name any more.
Monica : Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan.
Phoebe : No, that's not my name either.
Monica : What did you change your name to?
Phoebe : Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
Chandler : That's what we were gonna name the baby.
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Phoebe : Rita is a massage client.
Mike Hanigan : Oh, why don't you introduce me?
Phoebe : Rita, this is my husband.
Mike Hanigan : Why don't you tell her my name?
Phoebe : Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.
Rita - Massage Client : Crap Bag.
Mike Hanigan : If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.
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Phoebe : Yeah, I changed my name. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
Mike Hanigan : What...? Well, I guess I'm gonna change my name.
Phoebe : Oh yeah? To what?
Mike Hanigan : Uh... Crap Bag.
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[first lines]
Mike Hanigan : Thank you guys for having us over.
Phoebe : Yeah, this is fun, couples night.
Chandler : I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often.
Monica : Because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler : You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.