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The Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars for Christmas 2024
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Yeah, the idea of Christmas stockings stuffed with pint-sized presents is a great idea — until you spend the week before trying to find treats that aren't total trash and embarking on the fiddly job of wrapping them all.
Luckily, the thoughtful teams at Lovehoney and SheSpot have pre-packed some horny hampers, so all you need to do is wait for the big man to cum.
Okay, these may actually be labelled as Advent calendars, BUT they'll absolutely do the job on Christmas morning. Plus, what fun is sticking to the rules anyway?
So if she/he really wants a sleigh-load of sex tech, plus lashings of lube and lingerie, look no further, because we've found the best sex toy Advent calendars for 2024. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars at a Glance
In a ho, ho, hurry? Here are some crackers, and keep scrolling for the full list.
- Best sex toy Advent calendar for her: Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar, £99
- Best for stocking up on the essentials: SheSpot x Killing Kittens 12 Days of Pleasure Gift Set, £95
- Best sex toy Advent calendar for couples: Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar, £149
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From butt plugs and beginners bondage to cock rings with clit stims, here are the best booty bundles.
Pros
- Packed with more techy teasers than ever before — expect 9 in 12 days
- Switch from manual to automatic; that bullet vibe fits perfectly inside the anal beads/finger vibrator/dildo
Cons
- We predict you'll need a swift restock of the essentials (AKA lube and toy cleaner)
On the first day of Christmas... you gifted her the best-selling Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator, and she's not stopped talking about it. Built for blended orgasms and awarded five stars by more than 450 satisfied shoppers, it seems fairly logical that Lovehoney would build an entire advent calendar around the dual-ended plaything.
This is one of nine full-sized teasers stuffed inside, guaranteeing you both a fortnight of fun. We're talking a buzzing bullet, a bejewelled butt plug, a micro magic wand and rose-gold nipple clamps.
That's as well as water-based lube, toy cleaning wipes and a mint orgasm balm to get her external erogenous zones jingling.
| Worth | £232.87 |
|---|---|
| Number of days | 12 |
| Our top pick | Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator (£69.99) |
SheSpot x Killing Kittens 12 Days of Pleasure Gift Set
Pros
- Kits you out with the essentials — water-based and silicone lube, condoms, plus nipple play gel
- Try premium products from LELO, Überlube, Biird & co.
- This one's small and compact
Cons
- Minimal treats for penis havers
Let's set the scene: you gift her the ultimate sultry bundle on Christmas morning, and now, every day until 2025, the priority is repaying your sweet gesture.
Yep, SheSpot decided to stick all our faves behind those cardboard doors, including a Je Joue clitoral vibrator, Biird glass butt plug, Agent Provocateur undies, HANX condoms (a reminder that it's safe to be sexy) and eight other gifts for under £100.
The only concern: how do you plan on topping this for Valentine's Day?
| Worth | £350 |
|---|---|
| Number of days | 12 |
| Our top pick | Agent Provocateur Tie-Side Brief (£65) |
Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Pros
- Whether you want sensory play, and introduction to bondage or to restock your toy box, LH has you covered
- Those sex dice and sex position cards provide some useful in-the-moment inspiration
Cons
- Made for heterosexual matches, and the two top gifts are vibrators for her
Tis the season to experience intense pleasure — and Lovehoney certainly got the brief.
In fact, this is our Senior Sex and Relationships Ecommerce Writer Sophie's top pick. Her review: 'The Womanizer Liberty 2 Travel Clitoral Suction Stimulator is almost as good as a man... but the We-Vibe Jive 2 App Controlled Love Egg is better.'
Considering the two named players above total £209.98 on their own, you technically get the eight other vibrators, under-mattress restraints and two sex games for free.
Yeah, we're anticipating serious dancing in the sheets.
| Worth | £457.75 |
|---|---|
| Number of days | 24 |
| Our top pick | Womanizer Liberty 2 Travel Clitoral Suction Stimulator (£89.99) |
When Does Advent Start in 2024?
This year, the fun officially kicks off on Sunday 1 December and ends on Sunday 24 December.
But what exactly is advent? Simply put, it's the countdown to Christmas and the birth of Jesus Christ, which gets its name from the Latin word for arrival. Because who doesn't want to end the year with an almighty bang?
When Do Advent Calendars Go on Sale?
While the winter months seem a lifetime away, some retailers like to spread the festive cheer early.
Yep, brands like Lovehoney and SheSpot have already released their 12- and 24-day offerings — and we wouldn’t recommend waiting as they have a habit of sprinting off the shelves.
Plus, with Black Friday just around the corner, there's a chance you might be able to bag yourself a steal.
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