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When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

Sarcastic cross stitch pattern. Funny cross stitch pdf for instant download. Funny wall decor. DIY wall hanging needlework. Sarcastic rude humour cross stitch chart. Modern counted cross stitch. Subversive cross stitch pattern. Funny beginner cross stitch downloadable pattern. Craft gift. See OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SmileXstitch?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=984615136&section_id=33543489 All patterns on "SmileXstitch" Etsy shop are for personal use only and they may not…

Did you say it out loud? Trust me, you will have EVERYONE looking at this and slowly saying "I am a penis" over and over again. Fun for the whole family! Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 83x110 stitches will run about 5x7 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame with a matte. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross…

Cross Stitch Kit "I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 7" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.93 x 5.50 inches or 15.06 x 13.97 cm - shown here in a 7" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Literary cross stitch and embroidery patterns that will make you drop everything and get your craft on.

Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern Funny, Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a minimum today, Dumbfuckery Cross Stitch, Floral Wreath Cross Stitch Pattern number: 268 This PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. Floss: DMC Fabric: AIDA 14-count ( other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size) Number of Colors: 15 Full Cross stitches only Size: 194 x 179 stitches ( 13.86" x 12.79" on 14 ct Aida) There is no background to be stitched. You…

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…