Funny cross stitch patterns

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

Free Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A WEAK ASS BITCH Sarcastic Cross Stitch Kit. Funny Motivational Quote Kit. Subversive Cross Stitch Kit. https://etsy.me/3T0fKT2 #birthday #embroidery #crossstitch #starterkit #sassycrossstitch #crossstitchkit #adultcrossstitch #subversiv

We Will Be Friends Until We Are Old And Senile. Than We Will Be New Friends. Funny Starter Cross Stitch Kit. Sarcastic DIY Design. Friends https://etsy.me/3x5tReV #birthday #embroidery #crossstitch #starterkit #crossstitchkit #subversivemodern #snarkycrossstitch #moder

Cross Stitch Kit "I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 7" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.93 x 5.50 inches or 15.06 x 13.97 cm - shown here in a 7" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

This pattern is fan-fucking-tastic! Note: Contains swearing, obviously! A modern cross stitch pattern, perfect for beginners or seasoned stitchers! This cross stitch pattern is designed to be used with a 4” (10cm) embroidery hoop and 14 count aida fabric. I prefer to use Trebla brand embroidery thread, and have included the colour code for Trebla in the pattern. Of course, you can use other brands of thread as you prefer, and I hope the colour description in the pattern helps you pick the…