Funny cross stitch quotes

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 115 x 112 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 8.21 x 8.00 inches or 20.86 x 20.32 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 7.19 x 7.00 inches or 18.26 x 17.78 cm DMC Colors: 8 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern…

Subversive cross stitch with Quote xstitch -Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny office or home decor or gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Fabric: 14 Aida Stitches: 76 x 90 Size(s): 5.43 x 6.43 inches or 13.79 x 16.33 cm DMC Colors: 7 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces for printing - Color pattern fit on…

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Cross stitch. I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them like a f*cking lady.

LOL, as if we own our own homes 🙄