Funny Cross Stitch

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 115 x 112 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 8.21 x 8.00 inches or 20.86 x 20.32 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 7.19 x 7.00 inches or 18.26 x 17.78 cm DMC Colors: 8 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern…

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

Funny cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing decor for your room 💅🏼 💄👠 This pattern is an instant download PDF. 2 COLOR SCHEMES ARE INCLUDED IN THE PDF. 📌 Size: 112w x 106h stitches 📌 Fabric: highly recommend to use 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 7.0w x 6.6h inches. Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size. 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC 📌 Colors Required: 5 colors 📌 Thread…

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Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!