Hilarious texts

23 Hilarious Funny Texts and messages clean dunk 23 #funnyquotes #funny #quotes #clean

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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If it weren’t for our parents, we probably wouldn’t be where we are today. These are the people who dedicated years of their lives to raising us, and for that, we’ll always be grateful. However, just because we love them like nothing else, that doesn’t mean we can’t sometimes laugh at them for acting clueless.

Enjoy 10 Valentine's Day text messages that lovers or soon to be lovers have shared with one another. If you are into a laugh and want a little humor for your Valentine's Day then you gotta see these.

Perfect.

While I was buying something from some store somewhere, the girl behind the counter complimented my hair. I was taken aback and could only muster up an awkward "thanks, you too" before leaving forever.

Hi annoyed. I'm Dad.